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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nuclear weapon
    >comes with a warning label stating that it's dangerous
    this OSHA shit is out of control

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a trainer RV. It's not real. The thing it's sitting on and all it's accessories are real and identical to what real nukes are equipped with. These things may be handled separately without the nuke by other people hence the warning labels.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it's made to look identical to the real thing, except for the warning labels?
        you know, if you really wanted to be an autistic pedant, you could have zoomed in and noticed that the warning label is actually for the poisonous nature of the warhead bus's fuel tank, not the warhead itself. I was just making a joke that any normal adult would have recognized as humor, but I forgot that I was on /k/

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          /k/ is extremely autistic anon. I don't know what you were expecting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the warning label is actually for the poisonous nature of the warhead bus's fuel tank

          It's not.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so what is it for if not for the hydrazine/nitrogen tetroxide propellant?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the spiciest gnome hat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much does that weigh /k/ at full yield? Asking for a friend in Alaska.

      ahaha lets shoot one!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Password is 00000000000

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Password 1: MCDONNALD
        Password 2: ARKANSAS
        Password 3: YAMUDDA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair we use CD's instead of floppy's now

        nytimes. com/2019/10/24/us/ nuclear-weapons- floppy-disks.html

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >To be fair we use CD's instead of floppy's now
          >nytimes. com/2019/10/24/us/ nuclear-weapons- floppy-disks.html
          ill take one of each!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a sexy floppy disk

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cases are cool too
          but gott dam are they rarer that I recall them being

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much does that weigh /k/ at full yield? Asking for a friend in Alaska.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      400 to 600 pounds according to Wikipedia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So...a very large and strong man, say of Mongolian descent may be able to carry it on his back?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd much rather recommend having your trusted horse pull it on a sled or cart through the steppes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, he has a dog sled team. Also, he makes these really sweet spears out of glass.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he makes these really sweet spears out of glass.
              Killed a cop with one, iirc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weight at full yield
      Weight is constant and they're sealed.
      The yield is controlled by the initial neutron intensity and that's controlled by injecting tritium-deuterium in the primary pit. afaik
      The other option is replacing the tamper with lead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        could you tell me more? preferably in incriminating, classified detail?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boosted_fission_weapon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      arent most nukes nowadays are well below 1 megaton? after seeing the multi megaton test footage i was surprised to learn those were not the norm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        after a specific yield, you're losing most of the nuke to the atmosphere. It's a lot more efficient to just have multiple smaller nukes blanket an area than one big one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the US doctrine it to use them on strategic military targets anyways.
          You don't need to kill absolutely every civillian in Moscow, just most.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but i was promised TOTAL zigger death

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I personally want sigger death

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/FVcRF7P.jpg

            but i was promised TOTAL zigger death

            I personally want sigger death

            at the end of the cold war something like 50 warheads were aimed just at moscow. So TZD would 100% be achived there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tritium-deuterium obviously isn't very heavy, and the plutonium/uranium that is used for the primary detonation is like 10lbs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how much does hydrogen gas weigh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I removed your tritium would you die?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          4 RU

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your mom's buttplug has arrived

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You laugh but some I bet some sick frick has probably tried to use it the real thing at least once in that manner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a pretty good video of a Russian chick using an RPG in a manner which would not be approved by OSHA.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too remember True Lies.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a water heater?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh boiling water
        Is actually very safe and efficient. Pure heat energy is rather inefficient, and output multiplication of steam in providing mechanical energy is honestly superior than any "magical energy" transfer.
        >alien invades Earth
        >haha primitive my laser rifle (which has the damage output of .22 short) is totally superior to your chemically propelled refined rocks!
        >gets fricking obliterated by a 100 year old M2 .50
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        >ayys eventually just drop rocks from orbit
        This is pure Dunning Kruger on display and should be ignored.

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