Should I become a US Navy Sailor or a US Army Soldier? Posted on May 18, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Should I become a US Navy Sailor or a US Army Soldier?
Go officer. Space force, Air force, navy, army, Marines. In that order.
>US Space Force Spaceman
>US Air Force Airman
>US Marine Corps Marine
Are they really called spacemen? If not, they should be.
Holy shit I was expecting it to be something stupid and gay, but not THIS stupid and gay.
WHY ARE THEY NOT CALLED, YOU KNOW, SPACEMEN? OR VOIDSMEN, FUCK?
>Guardian, we have a problem.
this is absolutely kino. its highly retarded now but if they actually manage to defeat alien invaders some day its gonna be so badass
Or we could use a neo-Greek word like astronaut. Astrophylax?
Someone in charge is a retard that plays destiny too much. Should have been space marine
Voidsman sounds awesome
>active voidsman for 23 years
>downwell the whole fucking time
>see entire squads of butterbars get shuttled to officers' bar in low earth orbit twice a week
this is bullshit, I want my money back
>Guardians stand by for Mars suborbital drop.
>Target: Imperial Land Tank, Rubicon district.
>Eyes up and good luck
Now that wouldn't be very inclusive anon.
Besides as guardians they are immediately related to the MCU and the guardians of the galaxy
God, just writing that made me cringe.
It's really a gay title.
>every other branch is just troops - airmen, soldiers, sailors, Marines
>BUT WE'RE THE HECKIN GUARDIANERINOS
Guardsmen are cool.
>Get called to border
>Get called to domestic trouble
>The first to get called to internal conflict
Didn't want to do you dirty like that OP but guess you'll be baby now.
Yeah but they aren't guardsmen but guardians.
It's not void guardsman or kosmonautic guardsmen or even void guardians, bad as that would be, it's just guardians which sounds pretty shit tbqh senpai.
Hes not talking about the nat guard dingo
i can't stand marvel movies but it has gotten to the point where i can't stand people seething about marvel movies even more
"guardian" predates the MCU by quite a bit, your contrarian brainrot is just expanding to fill the empty space between your ears
like all terms, its kino-ness will depend on actions, and if those actions aren't kino nobody will give a shit what they call themselves anyway
only one post mentioned any gay ass movies you want to worship there, retard
Show some fucking respect instead of your bitch ass next time you want to post around here
>Show some fucking respect
not until you earn it. i don't tolerate beggars.
You've never served, hence you don't understand what you're responding to and think it's about heckin marvel movies
Just fuck off EUpoor
now i'm not even convinced you're literate.
Right, because your contrarian brainrot precedes your conversational aptitude as you so poignantly addressed unrelated posts thinking they're the same context.
Marvel movies are great if you like movies. Not because they're actually excellent but because they pump out a lot of them and they're usually at least decent while the majority of movies are basically shit.
>doing a flyby to blow up a suHispanicious Chinese satellite
>satellite turns out to have a security force who start firing at the shuttle
>spaceman stu starts playing
Depends. Do you like smoking cock or just chain smoking?
I hope you join. I can only imagine how much you are going to suffer and regret you decision in basic kek.
I'm sure he'll be fine it's not that bad
Depends, do you like penis?
I'd only join the navy if I could have a private cabin with wifi
Even then I don't particularly want to be away from women for however many years
Military wives ALWAYS cheat
Become a Marine Core soldier.
You wanna be an airforce ranger,
You wanna live a life of danger,
You don't wanna get raped by strangers
You could be a boatsman.
Why does he get to be with them and I don't
You didn't act upon your beliefs.
you should become someone's wife
Become an Hero
Is gay shit REALLY that common in the navy or is it blown way out of proportion?
What about on subs?
Out of proportion.
don't listen to this guy, they keep two subs for the straightfags, and the rest for the partyfags
Seabee nothing else is worth it in the navy unless you go special program’s
Army is even worse don’t go there
I'll bet $100 OP was never planning on joining up anyways when making this thread
why are you joining?
if it's for shooty shooty bang bang and you love camping, join the army. get into the spec ops community ASAP.
if it's for technical skills, Navy -- though to be fair the army isn't all dumb shit. their comms/IT people and aircraft mechanics can do very nicely.
if you want to see the world, Navy. you'll travel more.
if you're a loser and just need three hots and a cot, and you aren't completely stupid and lazy, Navy.
if you're a loser who's an absolute moron and total piece of shit, army.
if you're dumber than a labrador retriever and love sucking dick, marines.
>if it's for shooty shooty bang bang and you love camping, join the army.
this sounds like so much fucking fun. i used to love going camping as a kid, waking up before the sun, packing everything, and going on a long trip.
>US Navy: Get sodomized by your shipmates
>USMC: Get sodomized by the budget
>USAF: Get sodomized by the MIC
>US Army: Get sodomized by generals with political ambitions
>US Coast Guard: Get sodomized by cartels, illegals, and everyone who can't hold back the laughter when you tell them where you work
>US Space Force: Break your own spine in seven separate places when you try to sodomise yourself to relieve the boredom
>US National Guard: Nobody gives enough of a shit about you to sodomize you
There you go OP, which precise flavour of ass-ramming do you think you'd enjoy most?
Why does everything have to be about gay sex?
We are talking about the military, aren't we?
This isn't russia, anon people can do without ass fucking, both literal and figuratively.
Neither, do air force, 4 year enlistment I some gay admin job. Get out, collect disability and use GI bill to get teenage pussy
I want to shoot guns because I have a chip on my shoulder when my uncle bought his son an ar15 for his 18th birthday and my dad is an antigunner
Then buy a gun and go shoot in the woods. The wars are over, you're not gonna see any action. And your edgy faggy attitude is gonna diminish real quick once you realize how gay military life actually is.
You good bro?
I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
sure, thats not really a lot cuh
What do you do ever day
>nuuuu the heckin' chair force was so hawrd, it was worse than the shoah, goy!
>they would make us have the optionerino of comrats or lining up at the freakin mess halls where they served world class 5 star gourmet chef meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself, nygehhhh, and then we'd have the option of going home all day with our happy families or actually showing up to the offices where we'd have snack parties and talk about our feelings with the command staff all day, it was horribwull!
the navy is important and needs people
BDSM Human Toilet?
>US Coast Guard
Fuck you moron the Airforce is based Chad spergs, the navy is the chuds you fucking communist garden gnome have a nice day the Airforce is based.
If you want to consider the female population as measurement
Hot tomboys looking to do a masculine military job
Absolute lesbians looking to be men
Army has some baddies, just not as many as air force or coast guard.
Ive seen some banging navy heli trainers
USCG if you actually want to defend America and be surrounded by humans. All the states / basic / A-school locations are pretty based, too. Think Hawaii / Alaska / Petaluma / NJ / anywhere desirable that motherfuckers drown in. Or go DoD and work for Ezekial in the middle of a desert
Army is the most based branch with the absolute best (and worst) people .. air force has the best life and prettiest women but everyone in the military will know you're a cuck unless you're a pilot, para rescue or mechanic.. navy is pretty cool- not as gay as people make it out to be but a terrible choice if you're tall.. coast guard is the wisest giga Chad choice if you can get in, though like the navy is a meme for normies.. marines is the best choice if you're legitimately retarded and need someone to force you to feign morale every day
Space force... I have literally no idea what they do but hey you know, why not
>army fat / call of duty JROTC cadet with reddit perspectives on military memes wants to talk about the Marines
Your pussy quivered at the thought of stepping on those yellow footprints, so you simp for army tards.
You have the best uniforms but other than that being a marine is coping for a living until you are completely brainwashed into being an unbearable person or you join the extremely high attrition rate because you are intelligent enough to realize your mistake. Guys switch to the army from the Marines all the time because it's better and Army actually does shit in the year 2021 +2. Soldiers switch to the Marines when they get kicked out of the army for some egregiously retarded reason.. I know it, you know it.
>Dying for ZOG
Marines go Army because it's easy as fuck to dominate all the undisciplined fats, plus higher budget and easier SOF accessibility.
Marines are so competitive you wouldn't know anything about it without having been one yourself, so your commentary is arbitrarily conscripted from the false impressions other dumbasses garnished from their equally scant experiences in life.
It's alright if you couldn't make it bro, that's why you get carried.
My commentary is based on being at a joint base with tons of marines and guys who switched over to army. The Marines I know who switched over did it because the Marines aren't doing jack shit (not going to go into detail about something you already know if you're a marine) and they wanted to actually kill the enemy
Inb4 YEA BUT MY 3 MILE TIME
No one gives a shit. Anyone even vaguely high speed blows your standards out the water.
>heh my dad was a contractor to mow the base lawns and I got to go to the BX foodcourt one day so I know what it's like
>Marines aren't high speed heh I knew a guy on discord who said he was a green beret and he told me they are way more hardcore
Tighten up lads
>Marines go to the Army because it's better
Air Force. go cushy