Should I become a US Navy Sailor or a US Army Soldier?

Should I become a US Navy Sailor or a US Army Soldier?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>meg

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purrin sex

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go officer. Space force, Air force, navy, army, Marines. In that order.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >US Space Force Spaceman
      >US Air Force Airman
      >US Marine Corps Marine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they really called spacemen? If not, they should be.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit I was expecting it to be something stupid and gay, but not THIS stupid and gay.
          WHY ARE THEY NOT CALLED, YOU KNOW, SPACEMEN? OR VOIDSMEN, FRICK?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Guardian, we have a problem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone in charge is a moron that plays destiny too much. Should have been space marine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            amazing
            this is absolutely kino. its highly moronic now but if they actually manage to defeat alien invaders some day its gonna be so badass

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or we could use a neo-Greek word like astronaut. Astrophylax?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone in charge is a moron that plays destiny too much. Should have been space marine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Voidsman sounds awesome

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >join spaceforce
              >active voidsman for 23 years
              >downwell the whole fricking time
              >see entire squads of butterbars get shuttled to officers' bar in low earth orbit twice a week
              this is bullshit, I want my money back

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Guardians stand by for Mars suborbital drop.
            >Target: Imperial Land Tank, Rubicon district.
            >Eyes up and good luck

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spacemen
            >voidsmen
            Now that wouldn't be very inclusive anon.
            Besides as guardians they are immediately related to the MCU and the guardians of the galaxy
            God, just writing that made me cringe.
            It's really a gay title.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >every other branch is just troops - airmen, soldiers, sailors, Marines
              >BUT WE'RE THE HECKIN GUARDIANERINOS

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guardsmen are cool.
                >Get called to border
                >Get called to domestic trouble
                >The first to get called to internal conflict

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't want to do you dirty like that OP but guess you'll be baby now.

                Yeah but they aren't guardsmen but guardians.
                It's not void guardsman or kosmonautic guardsmen or even void guardians, bad as that would be, it's just guardians which sounds pretty shit tbqh senpai.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hes not talking about the nat guard dingo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >every other branch is just troops - airmen, soldiers, sailors, Marines
              >BUT WE'RE THE HECKIN GUARDIANERINOS

              i can't stand marvel movies but it has gotten to the point where i can't stand people seething about marvel movies even more

              "guardian" predates the MCU by quite a bit, your contrarian brainrot is just expanding to fill the empty space between your ears

              like all terms, its kino-ness will depend on actions, and if those actions aren't kino nobody will give a shit what they call themselves anyway

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                only one post mentioned any homosexual ass movies you want to worship there, moron
                Show some fricking respect instead of your b***h ass next time you want to post around here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Show some fricking respect
                not until you earn it. i don't tolerate beggars.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've never served, hence you don't understand what you're responding to and think it's about heckin marvel movies
                Just frick off EUpoor

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                now i'm not even convinced you're literate.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, because your contrarian brainrot precedes your conversational aptitude as you so poignantly addressed unrelated posts thinking they're the same context.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel movies are great if you like movies. Not because they're actually excellent but because they pump out a lot of them and they're usually at least decent while the majority of movies are basically shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doing a flyby to blow up a suspicious Chinese satellite
        >satellite turns out to have a security force who start firing at the shuttle
        >spaceman stu starts playing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Do you like smoking wiener or just chain smoking?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you join. I can only imagine how much you are going to suffer and regret you decision in basic kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he'll be fine it's not that bad

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, do you like penis?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only join the navy if I could have a private cabin with wifi
    Even then I don't particularly want to be away from women for however many years
    Military wives ALWAYS cheat

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a Marine Core soldier.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna be an airforce ranger,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna live a life of danger,

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't wanna get raped by strangers

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could be a boatsman.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he get to be with them and I don't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't act upon your beliefs.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should become someone's wife

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become an Hero

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is gay shit REALLY that common in the navy or is it blown way out of proportion?

    What about on subs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of proportion.
      t. submariner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't listen to this guy, they keep two subs for the straightgays, and the rest for the partygays

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seabee nothing else is worth it in the navy unless you go special program’s

    Army is even worse don’t go there

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet $100 OP was never planning on joining up anyways when making this thread

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you joining?
    if it's for shooty shooty bang bang and you love camping, join the army. get into the spec ops community ASAP.
    if it's for technical skills, Navy -- though to be fair the army isn't all dumb shit. their comms/IT people and aircraft mechanics can do very nicely.
    if you want to see the world, Navy. you'll travel more.
    if you're a loser and just need three hots and a cot, and you aren't completely stupid and lazy, Navy.
    if you're a loser who's an absolute moron and total piece of shit, army.
    if you're dumber than a labrador retriever and love sucking dick, marines.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's for shooty shooty bang bang and you love camping, join the army.
      this sounds like so much fricking fun. i used to love going camping as a kid, waking up before the sun, packing everything, and going on a long trip.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >US Navy: Get sodomized by your shipmates
    >USMC: Get sodomized by the budget
    >USAF: Get sodomized by the MIC
    >US Army: Get sodomized by generals with political ambitions
    >US Coast Guard: Get sodomized by cartels, illegals, and everyone who can't hold back the laughter when you tell them where you work
    >US Space Force: Break your own spine in seven separate places when you try to sodomise yourself to relieve the boredom
    >US National Guard: Nobody gives enough of a shit about you to sodomize you
    There you go OP, which precise flavour of ass-ramming do you think you'd enjoy most?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everything have to be about gay sex?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We are talking about the military, aren't we?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't russia, anon people can do without ass fricking, both literal and figuratively.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither, do air force, 4 year enlistment I some gay admin job. Get out, collect disability and use GI bill to get teenage pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to shoot guns because I have a chip on my shoulder when my uncle bought his son an ar15 for his 18th birthday and my dad is an antigunner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then buy a gun and go shoot in the woods. The wars are over, you're not gonna see any action. And your edgy homosexual attitude is gonna diminish real quick once you realize how gay military life actually is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          h
          >Mememmemememmemem
          You're.just.bitcuw

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You good homie?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure, thats not really a lot cuh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you do ever day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nuuuu the heckin' chair force was so hawrd, it was worse than the shoah, goy!
          >they would make us have the optionerino of comrats or lining up at the freakin mess halls where they served world class 5 star gourmet chef meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself, nygehhhh, and then we'd have the option of going home all day with our happy families or actually showing up to the offices where we'd have snack parties and talk about our feelings with the command staff all day, it was horribwull!

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the navy is important and needs people

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top?
    >US Army
    Bottom?
    >US Navy
    Troon?
    >USAF
    Furry?
    >USSF
    BDSM Human Toilet?
    >USMC
    Frick dogs?
    >US Coast Guard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person the Airforce is based Chad spergs, the navy is the troons you fricking communist israelite have a nice day the Airforce is based.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QMbqeEL.jpg

      Frick you Black person the Airforce is based Chad spergs, the navy is the troons you fricking communist israelite have a nice day the Airforce is based.

      If you want to consider the female population as measurement
      >AF
      Hot tomboys looking to do a masculine military job
      >Army
      Absolute lesbians looking to be men

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Army has some baddies, just not as many as air force or coast guard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive seen some banging navy heli trainers

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    USCG if you actually want to defend America and be surrounded by humans. All the states / basic / A-school locations are pretty based, too. Think Hawaii / Alaska / Petaluma / NJ / anywhere desirable that motherfrickers drown in. Or go DoD and work for Ezekial in the middle of a desert

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Army is the most based branch with the absolute best (and worst) people .. air force has the best life and prettiest women but everyone in the military will know you're a cuck unless you're a pilot, para rescue or mechanic.. navy is pretty cool- not as gay as people make it out to be but a terrible choice if you're tall.. coast guard is the wisest giga Chad choice if you can get in, though like the navy is a meme for normies.. marines is the best choice if you're legitimately moronic and need someone to force you to feign morale every day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space force... I have literally no idea what they do but hey you know, why not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >army fat / call of duty JROTC cadet with reddit perspectives on military memes wants to talk about the Marines
      Your pussy quivered at the thought of stepping on those yellow footprints, so you simp for army tards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        #
        You have the best uniforms but other than that being a marine is coping for a living until you are completely brainwashed into being an unbearable person or you join the extremely high attrition rate because you are intelligent enough to realize your mistake. Guys switch to the army from the Marines all the time because it's better and Army actually does shit in the year 2021 +2. Soldiers switch to the Marines when they get kicked out of the army for some egregiously moronic reason.. I know it, you know it.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dying for ZOG

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zog

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    #
    You have the best uniforms but other than that being a marine is coping for a living until you are completely brainwashed into being an unbearable person or you join the extremely high attrition rate because you are intelligent enough to realize your mistake. Guys switch to the army from the Marines all the time because it's better and Army actually does shit in the year 2021 +2. Soldiers switch to the Marines when they get kicked out of the army for some egregiously moronic reason.. I know it, you know it.

    Marines go Army because it's easy as frick to dominate all the undisciplined fats, plus higher budget and easier SOF accessibility.
    Marines are so competitive you wouldn't know anything about it without having been one yourself, so your commentary is arbitrarily conscripted from the false impressions other dumbasses garnished from their equally scant experiences in life.
    It's alright if you couldn't make it bro, that's why you get carried.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My commentary is based on being at a joint base with tons of marines and guys who switched over to army. The Marines I know who switched over did it because the Marines aren't doing jack shit (not going to go into detail about something you already know if you're a marine) and they wanted to actually kill the enemy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inb4 YEA BUT MY 3 MILE TIME
      No one gives a shit. Anyone even vaguely high speed blows your standards out the water.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My commentary is based on being at a joint base with tons of marines and guys who switched over to army. The Marines I know who switched over did it because the Marines aren't doing jack shit (not going to go into detail about something you already know if you're a marine) and they wanted to actually kill the enemy

        >heh my dad was a contractor to mow the base lawns and I got to go to the BX foodcourt one day so I know what it's like
        >Marines aren't high speed heh I knew a guy on discord who said he was a green beret and he told me they are way more hardcore
        Tighten up lads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines go to the Army because it's better

      Yeah

  26. 10 months ago
    cock nigga

    Air Force. go cushy

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

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