>saturday
>prefer quiet mornings
>tiny ass bird like 3/4 the size of my fist wont stop screeching its lungs out, can hear it from the inside
>grab red ryder and prepare for war
>seek and destroy mission while circling the bush it was in
>fucker survives 3 SHOTS center mass from like 5-10 feet away and still somehow flies off after
not sure if its shit now because i accidentally left it cocked overnight, but im not getting another one because i want a scoped air rifle that can shoot pellets. id get a real rifle but something tells me firing one off in the suburbs isnt a good idea. anyone got a pellet gun recommendation that isnt ridiculously expensive?
>Shooting birds
I hope you die in a fire
Tree hugger detected. Wait till you find out what chicken is made of
Kek
I don't like killing animals but you're all massive pussies. Maybe plebbit is more your speed
Yeah
Future mass shooter / psychopath mutter here folks
Most got their start killing small animals
*murderer, not mutter
hunting is different than killing for joy
You are disgusting.
>shooting LIVING THINGS with a fucking red ryder
have a nice day OP you're a fucking moron
Dont be a moron killing things you dont like, try a less than lethal option like airsoft to have them move position.
As far as affordable air rifles go, any break action less than about 200 will be utter shit, the Daisy powerline 880 has been my go to for years, at about 40 dollars, its been effective at bagging squirrels and rabbits for me, manually load pellets individually, or BBs from the internal magazine for a rapid follow up shot.
0 empathy sadist gay.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOOT PESTS THAT'S HECKING MESSED UP DUDE
r.ddit brigade
get off my board you fruitcake
How is he the fruitcake?
Because not liking animals is for gays and swarthoids.
gays are the biggest animal lovers though. They all have dogs or cats when they're too poor to adopt a kid to groom
More republicans groom children than gays do.
There are more Republicans than gays.
More gays as a percentage of gays groom children.
>Source: a chud on plebbit
>shooting a bird that is just singing
Holy shit I want to beat you to a fine red mist you fucking subhuman animal. People like you should be sterilized.
>bird at 5am trying to get some bird booty: CHEEP CHEEP PEEP PEEP WAKE UP FUCKERS PEEP PEEP
*bang bang*
>oi who’s the gay?
Is this bait? You have to tell me if this is bait
>Bird is singing
>Better shoot it
Fuck you. Enjoy nature you urbanized scum.
>Bird
Eh waste of time
>squirrel
Were it not for the laws of the land I would have shot you tree rats with 9mm
I fucking WISH I could use a gunpowder weapon to shoot tree rats, but seeing as I live in a suburb I'm stuck with pellet guns. They still work but aren't as accurate or as easily lethal.
Grey squirrels or fox squirrels? If fox squirrels leave those alone, they don't do anything to warrant being shot. If Grey squirrels, then yeah, genocide those vandalistic tree rats.
They are fox squirrels and they eat all my fucking pecans. We never have any to gather when the time comes because they get taken the moment they fall.
Also we ate the squirrels anyways so its not like we wasted them. They're pretty good eating if you soak the meat in brine for a few days before cooking them. I did them in a slow cooker with beans.
Solution:put up bird feeders, the quirrels will go for those and leave the pecans alone.
>how could you possibly be such a cruel heartless unempathetic piece of shit
>I only wish I could kill you and rape your corpse and murder your entire family
It's just a dirty disgusting bird you gays, ever hear of nuisance laws?
Majority of birds are protected as songbirds. Even those stupid fucking grackles are considered songbirds. Fuckers ate my koi.
What the fuck? Bro you need to story time on this
Fellow former koi owner, I feel your pain, both emotional and financial(they're pretty but so damn expensive).
It's not the bird killing itself that's evil, but the intent behind it. Shoot the bird to protect your fish or the local ecosystem? That's okay just like and
said. Some thought was put into it, and sometimes we just have to decide it's nature's turn to get out of the way. But shoot the bird because you're mad that one time? Fuck you.
Ugliest bird in the southwest
You could've just scared them off, it's not like they're feral hogs and they need to die because they destroy everything they touch. But nah, lets kill Tweety for the egregious crime of annoying OP
Kill house sparrows, they are an invasive species and destroy native songbirds baby peepers and take over there nests. Also shoot feral cats on sight for same reason.
For the lilly bleedinghearts plining for rights of sparrows take a look at their cute work.
Get a picrel in next post
5th grade me had a choice of munitions: BB’s, pellets or those mini darts for sensitive missions.
use ratshot .22lr or something
What's with all the future serial killers on PrepHole recently?
OP birds are like 90 percent fluff, you may think you hit center miss, but you probably only hit feathers. Also get soundproof windows if you hate birds so much.
I thought it was normal to shoot birds with your BB gun?
Why??? Bird songs in the early morning are absolutely lovely to wake up to.
moron-tier behavior, post hand
>center mass
WTF did you expect, retard? You're shooting a child's BB gun and you don't even know where to aim.
>wants to shoot songbirds
>complete fucking retard when it comes to hunting
makes sense, I guess.