>saturday. >prefer quiet mornings

>saturday
>prefer quiet mornings
>tiny ass bird like 3/4 the size of my fist wont stop screeching its lungs out, can hear it from the inside
>grab red ryder and prepare for war
>seek and destroy mission while circling the bush it was in
>fricker survives 3 SHOTS center mass from like 5-10 feet away and still somehow flies off after

not sure if its shit now because i accidentally left it wienered overnight, but im not getting another one because i want a scoped air rifle that can shoot pellets. id get a real rifle but something tells me firing one off in the suburbs isnt a good idea. anyone got a pellet gun recommendation that isnt ridiculously expensive?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shooting birds
    I hope you die in a fire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tree hugger detected. Wait till you find out what chicken is made of

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        >Shooting birds
        I hope you die in a fire

        Future mass shooter / psychopath mutter here folks
        Most got their start killing small animals

        You are disgusting.

        I don't like killing animals but you're all massive pussies. Maybe plebbit is more your speed

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Future mass shooter / psychopath mutter here folks
    Most got their start killing small animals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *murderer, not mutter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hunting is different than killing for joy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are disgusting.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shooting LIVING THINGS with a fricking red ryder
    have a nice day OP you're a fricking Black person

  6. 11 months ago
    Asian Hitler

    Dont be a Black person killing things you dont like, try a less than lethal option like airsoft to have them move position.
    As far as affordable air rifles go, any break action less than about 200 will be utter shit, the Daisy powerline 880 has been my go to for years, at about 40 dollars, its been effective at bagging squirrels and rabbits for me, manually load pellets individually, or BBs from the internal magazine for a rapid follow up shot.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 empathy sadist homosexual.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOOT PESTS THAT'S HECKING MESSED UP DUDE
    r.ddit brigade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      get off my board you fruitcake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is he the fruitcake?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because not liking animals is for homosexuals and swarthoids.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexuals are the biggest animal lovers though. They all have dogs or cats when they're too poor to adopt a kid to groom

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              More republicans groom children than homosexuals do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are more Republicans than homosexuals.
                More homosexuals as a percentage of homosexuals groom children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Source: a troony on plebbit

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shooting a bird that is just singing

    Holy shit I want to beat you to a fine red mist you fricking subhuman animal. People like you should be sterilized.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bird at 5am trying to get some bird booty: CHEEP CHEEP PEEP PEEP WAKE UP FRICKERS PEEP PEEP
      *bang bang*
      >oi who’s the homosexual?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this bait? You have to tell me if this is bait

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bird is singing
    >Better shoot it
    Frick you. Enjoy nature you urbanized scum.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bird
    Eh waste of time
    >squirrel
    Were it not for the laws of the land I would have shot you tree rats with 9mm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking WISH I could use a gunpowder weapon to shoot tree rats, but seeing as I live in a suburb I'm stuck with pellet guns. They still work but aren't as accurate or as easily lethal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grey squirrels or fox squirrels? If fox squirrels leave those alone, they don't do anything to warrant being shot. If Grey squirrels, then yeah, genocide those vandalistic tree rats.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are fox squirrels and they eat all my fricking pecans. We never have any to gather when the time comes because they get taken the moment they fall.
          Also we ate the squirrels anyways so its not like we wasted them. They're pretty good eating if you soak the meat in brine for a few days before cooking them. I did them in a slow cooker with beans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Solution:put up bird feeders, the quirrels will go for those and leave the pecans alone.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how could you possibly be such a cruel heartless unempathetic piece of shit
    >I only wish I could kill you and rape your corpse and murder your entire family
    It's just a dirty disgusting bird you homosexuals, ever hear of nuisance laws?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majority of birds are protected as songbirds. Even those stupid fricking grackles are considered songbirds. Frickers ate my koi.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick? Bro you need to story time on this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fellow former koi owner, I feel your pain, both emotional and financial(they're pretty but so damn expensive).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the bird killing itself that's evil, but the intent behind it. Shoot the bird to protect your fish or the local ecosystem? That's okay just like and

        https://i.imgur.com/9Gozmom.jpg

        Kill house sparrows, they are an invasive species and destroy native songbirds baby peepers and take over there nests. Also shoot feral cats on sight for same reason.
        For the lilly bleedinghearts plining for rights of sparrows take a look at their cute work.
        Get a picrel in next post

        said. Some thought was put into it, and sometimes we just have to decide it's nature's turn to get out of the way. But shoot the bird because you're mad that one time? Frick you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ugliest bird in the southwest

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could've just scared them off, it's not like they're feral hogs and they need to die because they destroy everything they touch. But nah, lets kill Tweety for the egregious crime of annoying OP

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill house sparrows, they are an invasive species and destroy native songbirds baby peepers and take over there nests. Also shoot feral cats on sight for same reason.
    For the lilly bleedinghearts plining for rights of sparrows take a look at their cute work.
    Get a picrel in next post

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5th grade me had a choice of munitions: BB’s, pellets or those mini darts for sensitive missions.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    use ratshot .22lr or something

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    What's with all the future serial killers on /k/ recently?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP birds are like 90 percent fluff, you may think you hit center miss, but you probably only hit feathers. Also get soundproof windows if you hate birds so much.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was normal to shoot birds with your BB gun?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why??? Bird songs in the early morning are absolutely lovely to wake up to.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person-tier behavior, post hand

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >center mass
    WTF did you expect, moron? You're shooting a child's BB gun and you don't even know where to aim.

    >wants to shoot songbirds
    >complete fricking moron when it comes to hunting
    makes sense, I guess.

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