You wouldn't have the distance needed to draw a weapon if she barged in. Nor would you be able to escape, she'd block the exits easily. It'd be like being struck hard and then crushed against a wall repeatedly. Especially if she was covered in spiked armor.
Basically a shock trooper.
Please sit on my face
She also is an interrogator.
She will, during the training exercises. You gotta learn.
Most military wives will be in this retirement, filling out their old uniforms.
I guess I'll just go upstairs where the mobility scooter shock troopers can't reach.
She's clearly still sufficiently mobile. Plus she'd toss a stun grenade in first.
You'd still end up getting a serious double-bodyslam. First hit by her charging then bouncing off a hard way. Keep in mind, she's not going that far. She'll have enough energy to pull that off.
>"In awe of the size of this lass, absolute unit"
You couldn't push her back. Not at that speed. And with custom armor on, she'd blunt a punch for sure.
Custom armor. Now she can't move nor body slam.
Key word being "custom". You can design armor around a person's needs, maintaining maneuverability.
>TFW she isn't your wife
Damn it.
'She'?
Yes, female.
Honestly those troops don't know how lucky they are. Those women are BABES.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636091/Furious-troops-blast-brass-taking-lessons-healthy-eating-obese-squaddies.html
Has General Pavel finally met his match?
how does one get this fat in russia?
He eats the conscripts instead of raping them.
I hate fat people so much
Realistically, in a sufficiently enclosed space, my farts would be especially lethal
You say that being in an enclosed space and going into crushing CQC with her isn't my entire goal man.
I perfected the art of deep gut strikes on fat people in 10th grade, I'm ready.
She counters by sending her gut flying forward, knocking your fist back.
So I take it that to be in the Armed Services, you don`t have to be able to wipe yourself?