Realistically, in a sufficiently enclosed space, she'd be especially lethal

You wouldn't have the distance needed to draw a weapon if she barged in. Nor would you be able to escape, she'd block the exits easily. It'd be like being struck hard and then crushed against a wall repeatedly. Especially if she was covered in spiked armor.

Basically a shock trooper.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please sit on my face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She also is an interrogator.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She will, during the training exercises. You gotta learn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most military wives will be in this retirement, filling out their old uniforms.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I'll just go upstairs where the mobility scooter shock troopers can't reach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's clearly still sufficiently mobile. Plus she'd toss a stun grenade in first.

      You'd still end up getting a serious double-bodyslam. First hit by her charging then bouncing off a hard way. Keep in mind, she's not going that far. She'll have enough energy to pull that off.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"In awe of the size of this lass, absolute unit"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You couldn't push her back. Not at that speed. And with custom armor on, she'd blunt a punch for sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Custom armor. Now she can't move nor body slam.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Key word being "custom". You can design armor around a person's needs, maintaining maneuverability.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW she isn't your wife

    Damn it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'She'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, female.

      Honestly those troops don't know how lucky they are. Those women are BABES.

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636091/Furious-troops-blast-brass-taking-lessons-healthy-eating-obese-squaddies.html

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has General Pavel finally met his match?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how does one get this fat in russia?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He eats the conscripts instead of raping them.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fat people so much

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, in a sufficiently enclosed space, my farts would be especially lethal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous.

    You say that being in an enclosed space and going into crushing CQC with her isn't my entire goal man.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I perfected the art of deep gut strikes on fat people in 10th grade, I'm ready.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She counters by sending her gut flying forward, knocking your fist back.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I take it that to be in the Armed Services, you don`t have to be able to wipe yourself?

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