My prediction?
500 Haitians Dead
3 US Troops injured
Well see only older equipment being used
I imagine 10k marines would be sent with a smaller contingent of Mexicans and Canadians as well
My prediction?
500 Haitians Dead
3 US Troops injured
Well see only older equipment being used
I imagine 10k marines would be sent with a smaller contingent of Mexicans and Canadians as well
Shut the frick up stop trying to will this shit into existence I don't want to die in some Caribbean shithole
In which shithole would you rather to die
I can't because the us gov drafted a resolution to invade so frick you
If you don't want to die in some shithole then don't join the US military. Simple as.
You will have to be real incompetent to die there
Americans died in Somalia, a place ruled by cannibal warlords
So why wouldn't they fall in the same way to voodoo warlords?
Because the last three times we've done this, none of the Americans got hurt at all?
Joes & Co. gotta get rid of the evidence man
Look what he did to Ukraine to hide the facts
much obliged.
>FACTS
Bruh. Puerto Rico is 607 km away
Imagine getting actually killed on the bidecadal Haiti milk run
>he doesn’t want to be part of the 2020s-edition Grenada
Why are you even on this board?
>he’s not in the airforce
Kek, what a mistake. Airforce chads will stay stateside while Armygays have to go to fricking Haiti.
>I don't want to die in some Caribbean shithole
Coward
Biden not doing it because people sperg out whenever you start another war (even though it's based)
Alternatively, the US getting the UN to do it instead, and the Colombian or Guatemalan military starts stacking bodies with US support.
they should call it a special military operation. France and others can help too for the lulz.
Both of you shut the frick up you're both wrong
>multinational rapid action force
This is code for the US providing the ships and the cargo planes and then letting somebody else get shot at. This is what we do when we don't care enough about a conflict to let our own guys bleed over it.
why would you want to get involved in that shithole? just let them eat each other and prevent the cancer from spreading.
Sounds like an excuse to import Haitian "refugees" i.e. an army of savage Blacks to hasten the destruction of (what little remains of) traditional U.S. society.
>traditional US society
not far back enough
you need to go back at least 16,000 years
I'm always surprised by how far apart they set their tents. I wonder if there was some reason for doing this
you set up by family groups like a neighborhood essentially
>stabilizing a neighboring shithole within raft distance of the mainland will cause more refugees than allowing it to decend into a rape-murderfest that anyone with half a brain would want to escape
Because haitians make a huge percentage of inmigrants that end in Mexico and EEUU.
Making their country better means less Haitian inmigrants.
>SF/Rangers parachute in at night
>kill literally every male in haiti
problem solved
>Gets a cool trophy
That doesn't solve the problems of Haiti.
You need to kill the women and children as well to solve their problem.
I can't predict the future.
But pretty sure U.S. navy won't get a ticonderoga class cruiser sunk.
On m1 abrams turret launched into space.
Or U.S. army ran out and they pretend it was a feint.
Or U.S. Army rangers para dropped into the caribbean.
Or F-15s and F-16s shelled while parked at a us base.
Eh that last one may actually happen
Gangs control by the airport
Why would we base our aircraft in Haiti when Florida is 90 miles away?
You mean 1,300km (1000 miles)? I mean the Bongs and French have bases in the area and you've got Puerto Rico as well. There is no need to go from Florida.
Cause it's easier to strike from Haiti than Florida?
>Cause it's easier to strike from Haiti than Florida?
Yeah, but it's not like the pilots have to pay for the fuel. It's basically free for them so they can waste as much jet fuel as they want.
It's fricking a thousand KM?
Gas isn't the issue
>It's fricking a thousand KM?
>Gas isn't the issue
So what would you recommend? Putting an aircraft carrier next to Haiti?
That's dumb.
Using Puerto Rican or Haitian bases?
Just park them in Cuba
Imagine Biden loses to Haiti
First off the president doesn’t actually fight in the war and second off Trump would do a way worse job and lose the war worse
Guantanamo Bay, Puerto Rico and the US virgin islands isn't that far to be used as a base of operations
Why is that a dumb Idea? If Marines are involved it's a pretty good chance we'll see Amphibious ships amyway.
>So what would you recommend? Putting an aircraft carrier next to Haiti?
the rest of you poverty nations would call what we will be sending a "carrier," yes
modern warships look so fricking soulless
russian (and chinese) carriers with the ramp look cool. Too bad they suck
They did that exactly during the last major hurricane that occurred there. What's dumb about it?
Just anchor a single Tripoli class amphibious assault ship off the coast and call it a day.
What?
Cuba is rightful Floridian clay.
morons
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guantanamo_Bay_Naval_Base
nice mobile link homosexual
Ummm we're not gonna base fighters at the haitian airport
Besides rangers or marines will probably take the airport and base choppers there and use it for transport planes
Fighters will operate off ships or us bases
I mean
Considering the leadership we have
I wouldn't be shocked if someone suggests landing planes there
I mean Canada landed some there a few days ago to drop off supplies and the fricking gangs filmed it asap and posted it everywhere
I was getting live updates of this thing
>tfw USA and Canada get all the fun in Haiti while Europeans and Bongs and Aussies are left kicking rocks
Instead of sending US troops, they should send French troops. It would be like a reverse 1804 Massacre.
*French immediately surrender*
someone's completely illiterate on the french interventions in Chad, Ivory Coast, CAR and Mali
Yep, and it’s you.
This meme is fricking ridiculous. Every time i see it, it makes me laugh. I have no particular love for the French but they have a huge and quite impressive military history.
*updooted*
honestly i think the haitians would be way harder to work with if the french went. they fricking hate the french, like how a irishman in the potato famine hates the british
Imagine being the only guy in a war that gets killed on your side.
I wonder who it was
Prolly was friendly fire
>Over the course of the operation one U.S. soldier, a special forces staff sergeant, was killed. The soldier died after being struck by gunfire at a roadside checkpoint.
catching a stray bullet always seemed more scary than any artillery for some reason
>invasion some how fails
>Biden starts talking in private circles about shattering the CIA into a thousand pieces
>Gets shot in Dallas by a trump gay.
next 50 years we get films about this, since nobody watches the other dead president anymore
Amazing
God please send millions of stupid burgers to die in White-Killer island. They will stress up as US soldiers after they slaughter you
Nig nog, you literally fought the french in a place they didnt give a shit about.
Then proceeded to starve for 200 years while wallowing in the moronation.
Also, I am against intervention. Dropping a nuke would improve Haiti, as would any other military action. Best to just let it burn.
i mean, you can really blame the french for haitis shit situation. the dominicans are doing well because the spanish actually created a society there.
haiti was just a island sized plantation, and when they won their independence france made them pay a titanic amount (iirc the cost of all the soldiers they killed plus the price of all the slaves) so they spent literal decades with that debt, and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.
cue no future, gangs, multiple short recoveries followed by dictatorships/natural disasters and you have haiti today.
>haiti was just a island sized plantation, and when they won their independence france made them pay a titanic amount (iirc the cost of all the soldiers they killed plus the price of all the slaves) so they spent literal decades with that debt, and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.
Be quiet you're going against the narrative here
White people off massive amounts of loan debt while managing bills, car, mortgage, and insurance payments. Why can't Black folk get their act together?
>Muh master race based white people!
Then why the frick are they propping up Ukraine for the sake of gay rights and globohomo? Frick america, I hope the Haitians fight for the independence they deserve.
can you understand the difference between a bill or a car and paying off a titanic debt that took over 150 years to pay off without any economic or industrial development, moron? haiti had basically no infrastructure that wasn't related to plantations when it became independent and they weren't able to make any because of the debt.
What happened to the plantation
they kept working on the plantations they were slaves on (with wages though), but you can't really build a nation on that in the modern era, especially not with the debt haiti had.
also they get earthquakes and hurricanes all the time which certainly does not help.
The debt was paid off in 1947. They had 75 years so most of the post-war decolonization period to get their shit together.
>by 1947
that was 150 years of fricking up their country, anon. Haiti doesn't have natural resources to fall back on to help rebuild. The US was actively fricking with it by then anyways (frick you Wilson).
>what is Greece
>what is Ireland
>inb5 "Not White"
>150 years of freedom induced oppression
China managed to do it
if you can't see the difference between china and haiti you should cut out your eyes before you embarass yourself further
>doesn't have natural resources to fall back on to help rebuild.
Like that ever actually helps. Countries that did well in rebuilding like worst korea often don't have any natural resources to speak of while resource rich c**ts like best korea end up shitting the bed.
Literally no one considers Greece white
>Natural resources
My dude Singapore was a barren rock and didn't collapse under its own weight either.
Simply trying to cut ahead of China back in 1970 and trying to simp for the US could've drawn in enough manufacturing power looking for cheap labor to set them on the path of development. Like India did. Like China did. Like most of Asia did.
But they didn't. Cuz whitey bad and US ebil. 85% of Caribian, South American and middle American problems could've been fixed if they swallowed their pride and tried to get out of their problems by kissing up to American capital, but unfortunately decades of generational butthurt and the prolifiration of socialist tropes leaves them incapable of understanding that perhaps the regional hegemon makes for a good ally.
singapore had really good trade routes and also was part of indonesia. haiti had jack shit, really.
>what is Greece
>what is Ireland
Both are nice countries to be in, relatively safe, with functioning economies and societies. Unlike Africa and haiti
>and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.
This is wrong. Haiti was still a very military/defense oriented state then with most revenue going to the military. The rulers of Haiti paid the debt because the economy was in tatters since it largely relied on agricultural exports to the global marke and they needed recognition in hopes of restarting that trade.
Lmao they got wrecked for decade by the FRENCH?
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yeah. the french were a titanic power back then. there was a reason they could go to war with the british.
They genocides the French and we're prepared for or expected zero repercussions? Sounds mad Black personish to me
Their problem was that Touissant L’Overture (or whatever) was literally the only intelligent Haitian. If he had lived they had a real chance of being at least something resembling a country, he had the charisma and popularity to get people to follow him blindly and was smart enough to not just kill every single Frenchman, but as soon as he died it was all over. The leaders who came after him went full Africa-tier murderhobo, and then even for France’s enemies it was a no-brained to isolate them.
>just be happy being slaves 4head
????
More like, make a plan for the inevitable shit storm. Don't kill the wypipo then ask the wypipo to plz forgive
i imagine it's hard to plan economics when you've never been to a school in your life and the actually smart rebel leader that could have made it all work died
Anon Haiti has been invaded by the US like 3 fricking times one in 1994 another in 2002 and again in 2004 they are not exactly the fricking Vietcong or Taliban when it comes to fighting as well. lol
Are you from a Haitian gang or something? Always spamming this fantasy thread.
Black person you're moronic
Can you read?
What is going on in Haiti that troops are getting sent there? Was oil discovered?
nigs nogging more than usual
Gangs have ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of the harbor and shipping lane in Port-au-Prince since September 27th
Yeah they have
Does the spice still flow?
Nope
That's why Americans wanna invade
Dumbass gangs then. Could have just skimmed some off the top and been the big boss. Now they will get liquidated.
And apart from preventing the Clinton's human trafficking ring how is that relevant to any American?
Huh? You think what Americans think matter? They are fricking up the oligarchs passive income. This shit will be unfricked posted haste.
I'm the harbor-master now
This sounds like a textbook ranger job. It'll be finished in a week
it's an old american tradition to frick with haiti every few years or so
Local gangs went out of control and have blockaded a port, Haiti government itself requested a foreign intervention because they can't fricking deal with this
It's chimp o clock so we've gotta go down there to restore some semblance of order so theu don't start fleeing en masse. We've done this like four times in the last thirty years
if the US invades Haiti idk what to think anymore that's so fricking stupid and insane it just might happen
>t. zygote with wifi
Is it an invasion if the haitian govt asks for us troops to come?
You wouldn't know what to think about something that has been done multiple times before already?
Go read a book, brainlet. Or even just go google.
i hope we get some kino/cute interactions with our northern and southern brothers while we mow row after row of Black folk.
Mexicans and Americans finally unite to kill Haitians
i can see it all ready we teach them how to water board people and they can show us how to decapitate a person in 2 strokes all while we try to stop the canadians from sucking them off.
damn clintons must be really desperate to kidnap more haitians if the news is getting this overt.
>10k marines
RAM RANCH UNDER LOCK DOWN
UNDER SIEGE
US MARIES GONNA FRICK HAITIAN GANGSTER BUTT
HELL YEAH
LETS DO IT
FRICK YEAH
It will be an absolute shitshow, and FOX will suddenly find blacks its willing to sympathize with.
>Poor Haitians dying by the thousands by the evil Biden dictator
Haiti is his turf now
It will be hilarious when blacks in America start to go on mass riots all across the country in some giant BLM ape out.
Oh god why. Why.
You got humiliated in Iraq, Afghanistan, even fricking Somalia.
Do you really need to add fricking Haiti to that glorious list?
I see history is not your strong suit
I forgot Vietnam, Libya, etc. but I was not trying to be exhaustive
>Ignores OPs image
>Libya
Last time I checked Ghaddafi is dead
>Grenada
>Panama
>Haiti(Operation Uphold Democracy)
We have a better track record in south american.
We have a much better track record in South America. Besides our goal is to just keep the refugee crisis from spilling over into our virgin islands and turf in the Caribbean
Europeans are so stupid it baffles me
Haiti is in America's backyard, nitwit.
Americans keep an eye on the Caribbean.
They've been doing this for centuries.
1. Why do morons think this is an invasion when the haitian govt asked for help?
2. Why do morons think this is something new? US always intervenes in haiti.
Consider me demoralized
Honestly we'd be doing the Haitians a favor if we just killed all of them.
>Thank you sir
>Blows his head off
Are haitian women hot?
Not even remotely
The only way to salvage that shithole is to genocide the place
in 8 months the US will target Haitian infrastructure with Burmese drones
>Haitian infrastructure
You mean the mud cookie factory?
Turns out mud cakes there are a real thing.
Get ready, Miami!
Get ready, Brooklyn!
Get ready, Houston!
Another 100,000 productive and law abiding Haitians will be arriving shortly via Biden Midnight Airlines
China should give the Haitian gangs long range guided rocket artillery. Because that does not count as getting involved in the conflict.
Russia lost
great, if Russia already lost I guess we can stop sending money to Ukraine then. And the budget for your shill group will dry up soon too, so the average IQ of PrepHole can actually go up for a change
>do not promote peace and prosperity by subduing violent gangs and rogue nations!
>dont you dare hurt brown people! the west must burn!
You replied to yourself on the 2nd post.
You chuds are going to lose.
Yeah,we are all gonna lose and ~~*they*~~ win
We know this game is rigged
Dilate, chud
>white people must die so nigs on an island can enjoy the pleasures of "democracy".
Frick off Fed boy. Your kind should have died in Iraq.
Nta but if they are too stupid to realize the us military exists to enforce the will of the oligarchs and corporate interests that is kind of their problem.
I understand not wanting Americans to fighting to prop up the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan but this is an island right in our backyard. I hope they exterminate the gangs and then do the same thing to the cartels down in Mexico.
Post Crimea
Literally why doesn't the UN go deal with it? Are they being paid to stand around and do nothing?
they did a few times and just raped children
>muh UN
once again, your asiatic vatnik brain cannot understand the concept of being a neighbor
Haitian gang members actually hate the anti christ, or…??
>the UN
>Are they being paid to stand around and do nothing?
Unironically yes
>why doesn't the impoverished patch of dirt that regularly gets levelled by hurricanes with no natural resources just pull itself up by its boostraps?
>must not have to do with the dirt cookie eating, genetically low IQ Africans that inhabit the place.
So is this a war? Or just an operation? If it’s not a routine or usual operation, what would it be called
Guys do we HAVE to get involved in another war? Not gonna lie, I'm very much not in favour of wasting billions of dollars and people's lives in yet another bullshit war.
>inb4 vatnik
I fully support sending aid to Ukraine because that's the furthest thing from a bullshit war.
>war
anon calm down it's Haiti
The last three or four times we did this no one died and the gangs all fricked off, would you prefer we swing our dick at them or that we let the situation degrade even further to the point it causes a massive refugee crisis and these people start showing up in Anytown USA?
Haiti is a few hundred miles off the US coast. If it's run by cannibal warlords that's a threat to the United States.
And even more importantly, it's far better for the US to go do it then let China get their filthy yellow hands into the Caribbean.
50 gorillialion US fatalities, several gestures of good will, and Haiti will raise it's eyebrow and the US will understand everything.
Can we just fricking nuke Haiti? That country has literally fricking nothing, its a cesspool of misery and death. We'll be doing those poor people a favour, ending their misery in a flash.
Why do the US and Canada care? Haiti needs to sort itself out.
White man's burden.
>there was no migrant crisis in the EU especially not involving the Mediterranean and some rickety driftwood someone could mistake for a boat
The US won't be sending in any ground troops. Calling it. A multinational OAS force to stabilize Haiti is more likely. The most we will do is provide some logistical support to them.
I think that's a fair observation
I could not give less of a frick about Haiti. Let France deal with that shit, it's their fricking mess. Alternatively if we HAVE to deal with that steaming fricking pile of shit can we just carpet bomb the entire country? It'd be doing the world a solid.
/k/ will be flooded with a level of vatBlack person whataboutism we never thought possible as though it will be in any way equivalent to the Ukraine war
The cyberwarfare zogbots will reach shillcon 5 trying to prove how their invasion is hecking wholesome
>The cyberwarfare zogbots will reach shillcon 5 trying to prove how their invasion is hecking wholesome
I see you're getting started early. Here's two roubles, maybe you can get a slice of bread with them Ivan.
If the Haitian government is asking for foreign intervention, it is by definition the opposite of Russian war of conquest
>The current government that murdered the last guy is asking for us to invade
Just like the Donbabweans were asking for the special operation to save them from the nazi israelites
>donbabwean guys
You mean strelkovs guys?
I wonder what kind of weapons the Haitian Rebels will have. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a lot of American blood spilled and that the Chinese or Russians are controlling the Haitian Rebels and supplying them with arms intelligence etc. I think this will be a blood bath for the USA. And when the USA gets its ass handed to them like in Afghanistan and now Haiti... what will the world think?
We can't even hold onto Afghanistan 🙁
Damn israelites.
>I wonder what kind of weapons the Haitian Rebels will have.
From the pictures on other threads it's a bunch of ARs and other civilian guns (possibly smuggled from Florida), and some old AKs
No heavy weapons or body armor
Some technicals and dozers with sheet metal ''armor''
So what you're telling me is it's gonna be blackhawk down tier but instead of AK's the militia are gonna mostly be running at people with machetes and spears with the odd AR and rifle as support.
have a sympathetic (You) for trying, anon
and the israeli banking bailout of 2008 and the debasing of currency is a compete conspiracy theory! we are but a paper tiger cities filled with Black folk
they should send nukes and maybe nerve gas idk
Won’t happen, no matter how ridiculously easy it would be. There’s absolutely not a single fricking shred of political will for e en the smallest-scale military action (that isn’t clandestine/deniable). Democrats will call it racist imperialism, Republicans will call it globalist imperialism, and they’ll both do everything they can to make it fail. What we might do is provide logistical support for UN peacekeepers, or at best the French.
>America one again gets up off the couch to wave it's de-Black personing stick most unhomierdly over a Caribbean island
>newbie zoomers and turd worlders lose their goddamn minds
This is the national equivalent of chasing the raccoons away from the garbage can. It barely even deserves to be called news.
If we invade and occupy but don't disband and try the current Haitian government for crimes of incompetence then it will basically change nothing down the line, colonialism was usually bad but in this case the UN or US needs to set up a government from outside Haiti to temporarily control the country for maybe a decade or so, because Haitians are just incapable of doing it currently.
Words cannot express how little I care about fricking Haiti. And if it's an immigration problem why the frick do we have to accept immigrants anyway? I mean what's a country without borders? We'd probably actually have good education and infrastructure if we stopped spending billions of dollars on knuckle dragging trogs who never adapt and just bring all their problems over with them anyway. Just another voice in a chorus of screaming chimps demanding welfare. I'm so sick of foreign aid, it always goes to people that hate us anyway and never actually fixes the underlying problems.
>Words cannot express how little I care about fricking Haiti
>Gangs take over
>They obviously ally themselves with China because of their Anti US stances
>Chinese military sets up bases right next to US
Good Job anon
Uhhh so what's happening in Haiti? Isn't that one of the places where UN and other globohomosexual organizations steal children? Did somebody frick with the deal?
Could level the whole country with a single ship 50 miles offshore. Would be hilarious.
>implying Haiti isn't going to be absolutely gangraped by all coomers
KEK AND FRICKIN LEL