Predictions for US invasion of Haiti Thread. What's gonna be used

My prediction?
500 Haitians Dead
3 US Troops injured
Well see only older equipment being used
I imagine 10k marines would be sent with a smaller contingent of Mexicans and Canadians as well

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the fuck up stop trying to will this shit into existence I don't want to die in some Caribbean shithole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In which shithole would you rather to die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't because the us gov drafted a resolution to invade so fuck you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want to die in some shithole then don't join the US military. Simple as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will have to be real incompetent to die there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans died in Somalia, a place ruled by cannibal warlords
        So why wouldn't they fall in the same way to voodoo warlords?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because the last three times we've done this, none of the Americans got hurt at all?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joes & Co. gotta get rid of the evidence man
      Look what he did to Ukraine to hide the facts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        much obliged.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/P6XPt4B.jpg

        Haiti is his turf now

        >FACTS

        https://i.imgur.com/aHxijLe.jpg

        What?

        Bruh. Puerto Rico is 607 km away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting actually killed on the bidecadal Haiti milk run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t want to be part of the 2020s-edition Grenada
      Why are you even on this board?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s not in the airforce
      Kek, what a mistake. Airforce chads will stay stateside while Armyfags have to go to fucking Haiti.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to die in some Caribbean shithole
      Coward

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biden not doing it because people sperg out whenever you start another war (even though it's based)

    Alternatively, the US getting the UN to do it instead, and the Colombian or Guatemalan military starts stacking bodies with US support.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should call it a special military operation. France and others can help too for the lulz.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up stop trying to will this shit into existence I don't want to die in some Caribbean shithole

      Both of you shut the fuck up you're both wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >multinational rapid action force

        This is code for the US providing the ships and the cargo planes and then letting somebody else get shot at. This is what we do when we don't care enough about a conflict to let our own guys bleed over it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to get involved in that shithole? just let them eat each other and prevent the cancer from spreading.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like an excuse to import Haitian "refugees" i.e. an army of savage Blackids to hasten the destruction of (what little remains of) traditional U.S. society.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >traditional US society

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not far back enough
          you need to go back at least 16,000 years

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm always surprised by how far apart they set their tents. I wonder if there was some reason for doing this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you set up by family groups like a neighborhood essentially

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stabilizing a neighboring shithole within raft distance of the mainland will cause more refugees than allowing it to decend into a rape-murderfest that anyone with half a brain would want to escape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because haitians make a huge percentage of inmigrants that end in Mexico and EEUU.
      Making their country better means less Haitian inmigrants.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SF/Rangers parachute in at night
    >kill literally every male in haiti

    problem solved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets a cool trophy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't solve the problems of Haiti.

      You need to kill the women and children as well to solve their problem.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't predict the future.

    But pretty sure U.S. navy won't get a ticonderoga class cruiser sunk.

    On m1 abrams turret launched into space.

    Or U.S. army ran out and they pretend it was a feint.

    Or U.S. Army rangers para dropped into the caribbean.

    Or F-15s and F-16s shelled while parked at a us base.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh that last one may actually happen
      Gangs control by the airport

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would we base our aircraft in Haiti when Florida is 90 miles away?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean 1,300km (1000 miles)? I mean the Bongs and French have bases in the area and you've got Puerto Rico as well. There is no need to go from Florida.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cause it's easier to strike from Haiti than Florida?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cause it's easier to strike from Haiti than Florida?
            Yeah, but it's not like the pilots have to pay for the fuel. It's basically free for them so they can waste as much jet fuel as they want.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's fucking a thousand KM?
              Gas isn't the issue

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's fucking a thousand KM?
                >Gas isn't the issue
                So what would you recommend? Putting an aircraft carrier next to Haiti?
                That's dumb.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using Puerto Rican or Haitian bases?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just park them in Cuba

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine Biden loses to Haiti

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                First off the president doesn’t actually fight in the war and second off Trump would do a way worse job and lose the war worse

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guantanamo Bay, Puerto Rico and the US virgin islands isn't that far to be used as a base of operations

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is that a dumb Idea? If Marines are involved it's a pretty good chance we'll see Amphibious ships amyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So what would you recommend? Putting an aircraft carrier next to Haiti?
                the rest of you poverty nations would call what we will be sending a "carrier," yes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                modern warships look so fucking soulless

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                russian (and chinese) carriers with the ramp look cool. Too bad they suck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did that exactly during the last major hurricane that occurred there. What's dumb about it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just anchor a single Tripoli class amphibious assault ship off the coast and call it a day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cuba is rightful Floridian clay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cuba is rightful Floridian clay.

            Retards
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guantanamo_Bay_Naval_Base

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice mobile link gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ummm we're not gonna base fighters at the haitian airport

        Besides rangers or marines will probably take the airport and base choppers there and use it for transport planes

        Fighters will operate off ships or us bases

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean
          Considering the leadership we have
          I wouldn't be shocked if someone suggests landing planes there
          I mean Canada landed some there a few days ago to drop off supplies and the fucking gangs filmed it asap and posted it everywhere
          I was getting live updates of this thing

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw USA and Canada get all the fun in Haiti while Europeans and Bongs and Aussies are left kicking rocks

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of sending US troops, they should send French troops. It would be like a reverse 1804 Massacre.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *French immediately surrender*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone's completely illiterate on the french interventions in Chad, Ivory Coast, CAR and Mali

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, and it’s you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This meme is fucking ridiculous. Every time i see it, it makes me laugh. I have no particular love for the French but they have a huge and quite impressive military history.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *updooted*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i think the haitians would be way harder to work with if the french went. they fucking hate the french, like how a irishman in the potato famine hates the british

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the only guy in a war that gets killed on your side.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who it was

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prolly was friendly fire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who it was

      Prolly was friendly fire

      >Over the course of the operation one U.S. soldier, a special forces staff sergeant, was killed. The soldier died after being struck by gunfire at a roadside checkpoint.
      catching a stray bullet always seemed more scary than any artillery for some reason

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invasion some how fails
    >Biden starts talking in private circles about shattering the CIA into a thousand pieces
    >Gets shot in Dallas by a trump fag.

    next 50 years we get films about this, since nobody watches the other dead president anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God please send millions of stupid burgers to die in White-Killer island. They will stress up as US soldiers after they slaughter you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nig nog, you literally fought the french in a place they didnt give a shit about.

      Then proceeded to starve for 200 years while wallowing in the retardation.

      Also, I am against intervention. Dropping a nuke would improve Haiti, as would any other military action. Best to just let it burn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, you can really blame the french for haitis shit situation. the dominicans are doing well because the spanish actually created a society there.

        haiti was just a island sized plantation, and when they won their independence france made them pay a titanic amount (iirc the cost of all the soldiers they killed plus the price of all the slaves) so they spent literal decades with that debt, and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.

        cue no future, gangs, multiple short recoveries followed by dictatorships/natural disasters and you have haiti today.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haiti was just a island sized plantation, and when they won their independence france made them pay a titanic amount (iirc the cost of all the soldiers they killed plus the price of all the slaves) so they spent literal decades with that debt, and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.

          Be quiet you're going against the narrative here

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            White people off massive amounts of loan debt while managing bills, car, mortgage, and insurance payments. Why can't morons get their act together?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Muh master race based white people!
              Then why the fuck are they propping up Ukraine for the sake of gay rights and globohomo? Fuck america, I hope the Haitians fight for the independence they deserve.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              can you understand the difference between a bill or a car and paying off a titanic debt that took over 150 years to pay off without any economic or industrial development, retard? haiti had basically no infrastructure that wasn't related to plantations when it became independent and they weren't able to make any because of the debt.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happened to the plantation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they kept working on the plantations they were slaves on (with wages though), but you can't really build a nation on that in the modern era, especially not with the debt haiti had.

                also they get earthquakes and hurricanes all the time which certainly does not help.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The debt was paid off in 1947. They had 75 years so most of the post-war decolonization period to get their shit together.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >by 1947
              that was 150 years of fucking up their country, anon. Haiti doesn't have natural resources to fall back on to help rebuild. The US was actively fucking with it by then anyways (fuck you Wilson).

              White people off massive amounts of loan debt while managing bills, car, mortgage, and insurance payments. Why can't morons get their act together?

              >what is Greece
              >what is Ireland
              >inb5 "Not White"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >150 years of freedom induced oppression

                China managed to do it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you can't see the difference between china and haiti you should cut out your eyes before you embarass yourself further

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't have natural resources to fall back on to help rebuild.
                Like that ever actually helps. Countries that did well in rebuilding like worst korea often don't have any natural resources to speak of while resource rich cunts like best korea end up shitting the bed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally no one considers Greece white

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Natural resources

                My dude Singapore was a barren rock and didn't collapse under its own weight either.

                Simply trying to cut ahead of China back in 1970 and trying to simp for the US could've drawn in enough manufacturing power looking for cheap labor to set them on the path of development. Like India did. Like China did. Like most of Asia did.

                But they didn't. Cuz whitey bad and US ebil. 85% of Caribian, South American and middle American problems could've been fixed if they swallowed their pride and tried to get out of their problems by kissing up to American capital, but unfortunately decades of generational butthurt and the prolifiration of socialist tropes leaves them incapable of understanding that perhaps the regional hegemon makes for a good ally.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                singapore had really good trade routes and also was part of indonesia. haiti had jack shit, really.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what is Greece
                >what is Ireland
                Both are nice countries to be in, relatively safe, with functioning economies and societies. Unlike Africa and haiti

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and had to keep paying it off instead of developing themselves if they didn't want the french to come and genocide everyone on the island.

          This is wrong. Haiti was still a very military/defense oriented state then with most revenue going to the military. The rulers of Haiti paid the debt because the economy was in tatters since it largely relied on agricultural exports to the global marke and they needed recognition in hopes of restarting that trade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao they got wrecked for decade by the FRENCH?
          BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. the french were a titanic power back then. there was a reason they could go to war with the british.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They genocides the French and we're prepared for or expected zero repercussions? Sounds mad moronish to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their problem was that Touissant L’Overture (or whatever) was literally the only intelligent Haitian. If he had lived they had a real chance of being at least something resembling a country, he had the charisma and popularity to get people to follow him blindly and was smart enough to not just kill every single Frenchman, but as soon as he died it was all over. The leaders who came after him went full Africa-tier murderhobo, and then even for France’s enemies it was a no-brained to isolate them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just be happy being slaves 4head
            ????

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              More like, make a plan for the inevitable shit storm. Don't kill the wypipo then ask the wypipo to plz forgive

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i imagine it's hard to plan economics when you've never been to a school in your life and the actually smart rebel leader that could have made it all work died

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon Haiti has been invaded by the US like 3 fucking times one in 1994 another in 2002 and again in 2004 they are not exactly the fucking Vietcong or Taliban when it comes to fighting as well. lol

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you from a Haitian gang or something? Always spamming this fantasy thread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron you're retarded
      Can you read?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is going on in Haiti that troops are getting sent there? Was oil discovered?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nigs nogging more than usual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gangs have ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of the harbor and shipping lane in Port-au-Prince since September 27th

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they have

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the Hispanice still flow?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope
          That's why Americans wanna invade

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass gangs then. Could have just skimmed some off the top and been the big boss. Now they will get liquidated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And apart from preventing the Clinton's human trafficking ring how is that relevant to any American?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh? You think what Americans think matter? They are fucking up the oligarchs passive income. This shit will be unfucked posted haste.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the harbor-master now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds like a textbook ranger job. It'll be finished in a week

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's an old american tradition to fuck with haiti every few years or so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Local gangs went out of control and have blockaded a port, Haiti government itself requested a foreign intervention because they can't fucking deal with this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's chimp o clock so we've gotta go down there to restore some semblance of order so theu don't start fleeing en masse. We've done this like four times in the last thirty years

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the US invades Haiti idk what to think anymore that's so fucking stupid and insane it just might happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. zygote with wifi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it an invasion if the haitian govt asks for us troops to come?

      You wouldn't know what to think about something that has been done multiple times before already?

      Go read a book, brainlet. Or even just go google.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope we get some kino/cute interactions with our northern and southern brothers while we mow row after row of morons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans and Americans finally unite to kill Haitians

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can see it all ready we teach them how to water board people and they can show us how to decapitate a person in 2 strokes all while we try to stop the canadians from sucking them off.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn clintons must be really desperate to kidnap more haitians if the news is getting this overt.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10k marines
    RAM RANCH UNDER LOCK DOWN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNDER SIEGE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        US MARIES GONNA FUCK HAITIAN GANGSTER BUTT

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          HELL YEAH

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LETS DO IT

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              FUCK YEAH

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be an absolute shitshow, and FOX will suddenly find blacks its willing to sympathize with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Poor Haitians dying by the thousands by the evil Biden dictator

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haiti is his turf now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be hilarious when blacks in America start to go on mass riots all across the country in some giant BLM chimp out.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god why. Why.

    You got humiliated in Iraq, Afghanistan, even fucking Somalia.

    Do you really need to add fucking Haiti to that glorious list?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see history is not your strong suit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot Vietnam, Libya, etc. but I was not trying to be exhaustive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ignores OPs image
          >Libya
          Last time I checked Ghaddafi is dead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh god why. Why.

          You got humiliated in Iraq, Afghanistan, even fucking Somalia.

          Do you really need to add fucking Haiti to that glorious list?

          >Grenada
          >Panama
          >Haiti(Operation Uphold Democracy)

          We have a better track record in south american.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have a much better track record in South America. Besides our goal is to just keep the refugee crisis from spilling over into our virgin islands and turf in the Caribbean

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans are so stupid it baffles me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haiti is in America's backyard, nitwit.

      Americans keep an eye on the Caribbean.

      They've been doing this for centuries.

      1. Why do morons think this is an invasion when the haitian govt asked for help?

      2. Why do morons think this is something new? US always intervenes in haiti.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consider me demoralized

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly we'd be doing the Haitians a favor if we just killed all of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank you sir
      >Blows his head off

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are haitian women hot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to salvage that shithole is to genocide the place

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in 8 months the US will target Haitian infrastructure with Burmese drones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haitian infrastructure
      You mean the mud cookie factory?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out mud cakes there are a real thing.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready, Miami!
    Get ready, Brooklyn!
    Get ready, Houston!
    Another 100,000 productive and law abiding Haitians will be arriving shortly via Biden Midnight Airlines

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    China should give the Haitian gangs long range guided rocket artillery. Because that does not count as getting involved in the conflict.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia lost

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        great, if Russia already lost I guess we can stop sending money to Ukraine then. And the budget for your shill group will dry up soon too, so the average IQ of PrepHole can actually go up for a change

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh master race based white people!
          Then why the fuck are they propping up Ukraine for the sake of gay rights and globohomo? Fuck america, I hope the Haitians fight for the independence they deserve.

          >do not promote peace and prosperity by subduing violent gangs and rogue nations!
          >dont you dare hurt brown people! the west must burn!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You replied to yourself on the 2nd post.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dilate, chud

              >white people must die so nigs on an island can enjoy the pleasures of "democracy".

              Fuck off Fed boy. Your kind should have died in Iraq.

              You chuds are going to lose.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah,we are all gonna lose and ~~*they*~~ win
                We know this game is rigged

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dilate, chud

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >white people must die so nigs on an island can enjoy the pleasures of "democracy".

            Fuck off Fed boy. Your kind should have died in Iraq.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta but if they are too stupid to realize the us military exists to enforce the will of the oligarchs and corporate interests that is kind of their problem.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand not wanting Americans to fighting to prop up the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan but this is an island right in our backyard. I hope they exterminate the gangs and then do the same thing to the cartels down in Mexico.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post Crimea

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally why doesn't the UN go deal with it? Are they being paid to stand around and do nothing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did a few times and just raped children

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh UN
      once again, your asiatic vatnik brain cannot understand the concept of being a neighbor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haitian gang members actually hate the anti christ, or…??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the UN
      >Are they being paid to stand around and do nothing?
      Unironically yes

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why doesn't the impoverished patch of dirt that regularly gets levelled by hurricanes with no natural resources just pull itself up by its boostraps?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >must not have to do with the dirt cookie eating, genetically low IQ Africans that inhabit the place.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a war? Or just an operation? If it’s not a routine or usual operation, what would it be called

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys do we HAVE to get involved in another war? Not gonna lie, I'm very much not in favour of wasting billions of dollars and people's lives in yet another bullshit war.
    >inb4 vatnik
    I fully support sending aid to Ukraine because that's the furthest thing from a bullshit war.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >war
      anon calm down it's Haiti

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last three or four times we did this no one died and the gangs all fucked off, would you prefer we swing our dick at them or that we let the situation degrade even further to the point it causes a massive refugee crisis and these people start showing up in Anytown USA?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haiti is a few hundred miles off the US coast. If it's run by cannibal warlords that's a threat to the United States.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And even more importantly, it's far better for the US to go do it then let China get their filthy yellow hands into the Caribbean.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 gorillialion US fatalities, several gestures of good will, and Haiti will raise it's eyebrow and the US will understand everything.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we just fucking nuke Haiti? That country has literally fucking nothing, its a cesspool of misery and death. We'll be doing those poor people a favour, ending their misery in a flash.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the US and Canada care? Haiti needs to sort itself out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White man's burden.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there was no migrant crisis in the EU especially not involving the Mediterranean and some rickety driftwood someone could mistake for a boat

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US won't be sending in any ground troops. Calling it. A multinational OAS force to stabilize Haiti is more likely. The most we will do is provide some logistical support to them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's a fair observation

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could not give less of a fuck about Haiti. Let France deal with that shit, it's their fucking mess. Alternatively if we HAVE to deal with that steaming fucking pile of shit can we just carpet bomb the entire country? It'd be doing the world a solid.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PrepHole will be flooded with a level of vatmoron whataboutism we never thought possible as though it will be in any way equivalent to the Ukraine war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cyberwarfare zogbots will reach shillcon 5 trying to prove how their invasion is hecking wholesome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cyberwarfare zogbots will reach shillcon 5 trying to prove how their invasion is hecking wholesome
        I see you're getting started early. Here's two roubles, maybe you can get a slice of bread with them Ivan.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the Haitian government is asking for foreign intervention, it is by definition the opposite of Russian war of conquest

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The current government that murdered the last guy is asking for us to invade
          Just like the Donbabweans were asking for the special operation to save them from the nazi garden gnomes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >donbabwean guys
            You mean strelkovs guys?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what kind of weapons the Haitian Rebels will have. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a lot of American blood spilled and that the Chinese or Russians are controlling the Haitian Rebels and supplying them with arms intelligence etc. I think this will be a blood bath for the USA. And when the USA gets its ass handed to them like in Afghanistan and now Haiti... what will the world think?

    We can't even hold onto Afghanistan 🙁

    Damn garden gnomes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder what kind of weapons the Haitian Rebels will have.
      From the pictures on other threads it's a bunch of ARs and other civilian guns (possibly smuggled from Florida), and some old AKs
      No heavy weapons or body armor
      Some technicals and dozers with sheet metal ''armor''

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're telling me is it's gonna be blackhawk down tier but instead of AK's the militia are gonna mostly be running at people with machetes and spears with the odd AR and rifle as support.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a sympathetic (You) for trying, anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the gnomish banking bailout of 2008 and the debasing of currency is a compete conspiracy theory! we are but a paper tiger cities filled with morons

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should send nukes and maybe nerve gas idk

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won’t happen, no matter how ridiculously easy it would be. There’s absolutely not a single fucking shred of political will for e en the smallest-scale military action (that isn’t clandestine/deniable). Democrats will call it racist imperialism, Republicans will call it globalist imperialism, and they’ll both do everything they can to make it fail. What we might do is provide logistical support for UN peacekeepers, or at best the French.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >America one again gets up off the couch to wave it's de-moroning stick most unbrordly over a Caribbean island
    >newfag zoomers and turd worlders lose their goddamn minds
    This is the national equivalent of chasing the raccoons away from the garbage can. It barely even deserves to be called news.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we invade and occupy but don't disband and try the current Haitian government for crimes of incompetence then it will basically change nothing down the line, colonialism was usually bad but in this case the UN or US needs to set up a government from outside Haiti to temporarily control the country for maybe a decade or so, because Haitians are just incapable of doing it currently.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Words cannot express how little I care about fucking Haiti. And if it's an immigration problem why the fuck do we have to accept immigrants anyway? I mean what's a country without borders? We'd probably actually have good education and infrastructure if we stopped spending billions of dollars on knuckle dragging trogs who never adapt and just bring all their problems over with them anyway. Just another voice in a chorus of screaming chimps demanding welfare. I'm so sick of foreign aid, it always goes to people that hate us anyway and never actually fixes the underlying problems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Words cannot express how little I care about fucking Haiti
      >Gangs take over
      >They obviously ally themselves with China because of their Anti US stances
      >Chinese military sets up bases right next to US
      Good Job anon

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh so what's happening in Haiti? Isn't that one of the places where UN and other globohomo organizations steal children? Did somebody fuck with the deal?

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could level the whole country with a single ship 50 miles offshore. Would be hilarious.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Haiti isn't going to be absolutely gangraped by all coomers
    KEK AND FUCKIN LEL

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