I dont even know what would be worse, parading armatas or not. If you dont, you lowkey acknowledge they dont exist, if you do, you might draw the anger of the people about their sons dying in cold war trash while state of the art shit stays in moscow for parades.
This is kind of sad. I used to look forward to this event and respect what it stood for, especially the year all the old allies marched together. It's a shame the same types of belief that started WW2 are causing conflict now. This parade is a sham.
It's the "banner of victory" but it is a good example of how much of a clusterfrick modern Russia is. Czarist icons and music, Soviet celebration, all through a very warped lens of how they view WW2. Where they conveniently forget everything prior to June 1941.
You cannot imagine how much it genuinely triggers me to see the St. Georges ribbon and sovak crap mixed together everywhere.
It's like if the krauts started suddenly putting the swastika on top of their GDR coat of arms
Well, the GDR used some Prussian stuff, and apparently St. George's ribbon continued to be used in the USSR (the victory medal in the war) but yeah it dates to Tsarist times and has seen more public prominence under Putin.
One can hope that they are defeated and this stupidity is beaten out of them. Respect for the past is fine, but it is the past- Russia not an empire, nor a defender against aggression, they are a bully who is rightfully being bled dry by a weaker neighbor. There was no greater rejection of Russian revisionism than Ukraine fighting back.
I've read some comparisons between Putin's Russia to the French Second Empire under Napoleon III. There's several points of comparison, not just the weird mishmash of the ancien regime with inherited institutions of a collapsed revolutionary one (also went down in a military defeat).
>wearing life guards uniforms from the Russian Empire >carrying a fricking Soviet flag
They've cocooned Lenin's tomb with that generic and "patriotic" waxwork too like a face hugger (which is also something that causes Russian communists to seethe).
>They've cocooned Lenin's tomb with that generic and "patriotic" waxwork too like a face hugger (which is also something that causes Russian communists to seethe).
Pics? Google gives me nothing
A smart move would have been to honor the contributions of the west in their heroic effort to defeat fascism as an opportunity for soft power building in the west by impressing the role of Russian bravery in what westerners also consider their finest hour. Something like >the West, in their shared desire to rid the world of fascism, provided so much for our brave men who spilled their blood not only for our land, but for the good of all humanity
Too late for that now, but it would have been a great move. Like how the French, for all their faults, are very classy in how they honor the American and Commonwealth troops.
It's even more annoying that this exact choreography from the Soviets was used by the Chinese, East Germans, North Koreans, and every other country that does these parades.
Because it's illegal to not glorify him.
But yeah Russian "love" for the Great Leader is fake and gay like everything in Russia, Russia is one big Potemkin village.
TL;DR version: the grandfathers won the war and now eeevil west is trying to bully poor little russia cuz they nazi and shieet. also ukraine is a hostage of the nazi regime after west coup'ed it. the moron has been saying basically the same shit for a decade except this time he payed more time to ukrnazi bandera regime.
> nazi western globalists are imagining themseves superior > they are stifling independent centers of development and multilpolar world > they create war they profit from war like back then > they dragged us into this real war, but we stand like grandfathers > we are not enemies to any nation, nor east nor west > we are for peace and stability > know what is bad for stability? coups and revolutionsthats, like in ukraine - also orchestrated by globalist puppetmasters > thats why ukraine suffer now under western puppetmasters > glory to veterans of grat patriotic war > glory to veterans of smo
I don't think there is much enthusiasm from anyone in the Russian military. Even if they can still pull through with some kind of advance, they have lost so much more than they ever imagined. All these men marching and machines going by, why aren't they on the front fighting for Russia's existence?
As for the soldiers themselves how many of them are thinking. "Sure we're marching in Moscow today but how long before I'm told to die in a ditch in Ukraine?"
>Is it just me or does everyone look like they're just phoning it in?
Noticed the Yunarmiya getting ready to march but I don't know if there are more of them this time.
>Holy shit, this is so boring, when will SOMETHING happen?
What did you say? Marching up and down the square isn't exciting enough for you? Do you have something more... EXCITING to do??? Than MARCHING. Up. And. Down. The Square???
they feed on your attention, illusion of their own relevance is the only thing that sustains their miserable existence, good job enabling russia for another 2-3 years, morons
They brought MChS(Ministry of the Russian Federation for Civil Defence, Emergency Situations and Elimination of Consequences of Natural Disasters) to the parade, that could have been them.
MChS loves to larp as some sort of siloviks/military, with military style uniforms and shit.
This has to be like a fricking bargain bin expendable Putin, right? Like there is no similarity. Are they putting so little faith into nothing bad happening that they don't even send the competent dopplers?
>There were no parades in Stalin era other than the OG Victory parade after the war.
Rezun (or somebody else, can't remember right now) hypothesized that Stalin didn't feel like he actually won, because he didn't control all of Germany. So he refused to hold victory parades.
There also were only 3 parades during the soviet union's existence, not counting the postwar one. 1965, 1985 and 1990. It seems as the things were falling apart they got the memo and kgb picked a new icon to pull ziggers towards.
Holy shit, like just compare this with the DPRK parade: >Low-intensity bumbling announcer in the background vs anime opening narrator >Everyone is put to swelter and soak in sweat under the spring sun vs cool ass midnight super-event >All soldiers look somewhat worn down vs pre-cleaned, fresh uniforms >Demoralized crowd and depressed silaviki watching down mournfully vs an ecstatic crowd that looks as if the worlds greatest circus performance is happening in front of them with joyful DPRK politburo cracking jokes to each other over the shoulders
If you are a youtube grifter, now is the perfect time to make a hour long video essay analysis where you compare DPRK, UK and Russian parades that all happened one after another to kick-start your youtube slop channel.
That sounds like a good idea for a huge homosexual who likes prancing around and has minimal expertise regarding military affairs so that's a great idea for me.
To compare it to DPRK again, remember how the ICBMs were a big fricking deal? Like it was the fricking highlight of the show? Here they literally just drove them past as if it was a random miltruck.
> of course, all t-14 are crushing the banderite hohols xaxaxa
Thats the unironic cope around 2ch parade thread. > but where are the tanks? > lol they are crushing hohols right now, just as planned
>Shoigu you fricking penny pinching pine hoarding steppe rat! >What is this Wish version of the parade? >Where are the tanks? >How can I look Xi in his squinty eyes after this?
Why does this surprise you? NK is a more advanced nation than Russia. It's Russia who needs to beg NK for ammunition and spare parts, not the other way around.
it's more than that, kim jong il comes to the parade with his wife and fat dumpling of a daughter no body doubles needed but putin doesn't even send a good body double
>coasting along for 30 years
more like kept alive by lend lease then coasting along since then
>What would have been a big military parade with the WWII gang all together having a laugh, toasting drinks and shit talking each other becomes a lame no budget event that no one wants to come to and want to leave as soon as it's done
Why anons? Why can't humanity just give and take for a happier reality? Imagine putin, zelensky and biden joking about each other's age/career/military.
Sorry anon but the fact of the matter is the Soviets were bad. Morally they were not much different from Germany. But they never accepted that, which is why a large part of Europe is still dealing with essentially the effects of WW2.
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT >REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
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>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
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>The Germans took most of Stalingrad though, didn't they?
Anon, "close" only counts with horseshoe and hand grenades. If you're besieging a fortified position and only capture "most of it" but your troops are still pinned there and can't advance past it that's not really much different fundamentally than from controlling "some" of it. The overall situation is the same: You're not done.
Why would they cancel the air show? The air force should be mostly intact as they've barely done anything in Ukraine. Also, how would Ukraine be able to do anything about planes flying over Moscow? Maybe im missing something obvious.
They've been putting far too many flight hours on their plans for maintainers to keep up already, plus having sent some of those nominally skilled techs to the front as guys with a gun to get blown up by Ukies, so probably couldn't spare the time to get some planes super duper ready since one falling out of the sky during the parade would be fricking hilarious to anyone not a Russian.
I was ASSURED by reputable sources that Russia had not taken off the gloves and that they had not yet sent in their professional army YET I SAW NO TANKS!?!?!?!?
How many BTRs were there? I only saw two but I'm assuming I missed more of them due to the camera angles. Counting the armored vehicles I saw it was >1 T-34 >2 BTR-82s >3 Bumerangs
... and that's it.
heres every vehicle that took part, 3 BTRs specifically
there was a shot of some of the spares and they had 2 boomerangs and 2 BTRs there; so 5 of each total were present
2024 is a bunch of press-ganged gopniks pulling that lone T-34 Barge Haulers on the Volga style.
was quicker than me, I was going to write something similar
And by the way, judging by how afraid was Putin this year, expect to see one of its clones for next year's parade
They're holding a fire on the end. The Russians believed that the fire would confuse IR seeking missiles. Forgetting a tank engine block is hotter than the fire on the pole.
right, putin being the boss, usually the most important guy are closest to the boss when putting on a show like this. why are the tadjik and kyrgyz, aren't they trying to kill each other right now?
How many BTRs were there? I only saw two but I'm assuming I missed more of them due to the camera angles. Counting the armored vehicles I saw it was >1 T-34 >2 BTR-82s >3 Bumerangs
... and that's it.
and the usual >T I G Rs / other assorted MRAPs >S-400 >Iskander launchers >muh nukes
and that's it.
My name is John Smith from Washingtown upon seeing this parade I am very scared, please Russia don't attack the USA!! We should givr bck Alaska to make peace reparation
>Artemvosk is Russian clay, and its liberation is complete. The victorious forces celebrate as the Ukrainian nazis and NATO forces retreat or surrender en masse
>VDV losses have been overstated as he has held them back for training in advanced combat techniques. Something about Naruto running and chakra stuff.
>He is proud of his military leaders - mentioned Gerasimov, Shoigu, Zhukov and Vasilevsky by name. He is proud of his united people and their volunteer spirit and says the Ukronazis don't know what comes for them when the next volunteer waves come.
>Praises the air and naval forces for their continued excellence.
>Broke into a strange song/chant in a language that I (and it seemed many of those present) did not understand. Then just as quick as it started he paused,and went back to speaking.
>He condemned Barak Obama, Theresa May and Helmut Kohl for their interference, and reiterated that he is a man of peace, else he would be liberating Germany, France and Belarus for their interference in a brotherly disagreement. Lukashenko was visibly disturbed.
>Made a rambling condemnation of satanic, nazi and homosexual values and said the only same sex contact that god accepts is between soldiers.
>He then made an anecdote about a hunter being chased by a naked woman of the wods and I didn't get it, maybe it was some sort of idiom, but he got really nervous and seemed to drop the story midway.
>At the end, a couple men in uniform I didn't recognized ushered him to his chair - he struggled and spit on them but was too frail to fight. Once he was seated he went back to staring into the 1000 yard distance.
My Russian is not good enough to translate but the part about the chant and being escorted to a chair is true. He did sort of dry spit at one of the dudes and looked furious for a sec as he did, but calmed down just as suddenly.
I kind of wonder. My grandpa was being sexually abused at a nursing home and did that sort of thing - could Putin's handlers be molesting him? Something is fricked about it.
Let's see how much of this stayed >T-34 >MRAP assortment >Iskander launchers + BTR-82 >S-400s + BTR-82 >muh nukes >the 3 Bumerangs
They stripped down the 2022 parade even more
Actually, correction, I don't think there was BTR-82 for the Iskanders since it's supposed to lead, so make that >T-34 >MRAP assortment >Iskander launchers >S-400s + BTR-82 >muh nukes + BTR and T I G R s >3 Bumerangs
> That can't be it right?
Main copes i noticed > all tanks are in ukraine killing hohols, why they should be parading for your entertainment when they can kill hohols? > bring the tanks in 2022 - people b***h about why they arent in ukraine, so he didnt use any in 2023 and you still b***h why there are no tanks! > watch other paredes in other cities, there are tanks. moscow parade is not the only one. why would you expect it to be the best?
>Why would you expect it to be the best
Because it's the og, made in the capital and bigfest city and the most looked at by foreigners. You are a worthless moron.
I'm gonna do a rough explination of what he said lads. Please read this. Attention grabbing image.
>Putin said civilisation was again at a "decisive turning point", with a "real war" being waged against Russia >He claimed Russia was defending its sovereignty (LOL) >He likened Ukraine's democratically elected government to the Nazis defeated in World War Two, accusing the West of forgetting who defeated the Nazis (certainly not just USSR) >He claimed Russia wanted a "peaceful" future, and blamed the West for sowing seeds of "hatred and Russophobia" >He said everyone in Russia was united in supporting the soldiers taking part in Russia's "special military operation".
>Artemvosk is Russian clay, and its liberation is complete. The victorious forces celebrate as the Ukrainian nazis and NATO forces retreat or surrender en masse
>VDV losses have been overstated as he has held them back for training in advanced combat techniques. Something about Naruto running and chakra stuff.
>He is proud of his military leaders - mentioned Gerasimov, Shoigu, Zhukov and Vasilevsky by name. He is proud of his united people and their volunteer spirit and says the Ukronazis don't know what comes for them when the next volunteer waves come.
>Praises the air and naval forces for their continued excellence.
>Broke into a strange song/chant in a language that I (and it seemed many of those present) did not understand. Then just as quick as it started he paused,and went back to speaking.
>He condemned Barak Obama, Theresa May and Helmut Kohl for their interference, and reiterated that he is a man of peace, else he would be liberating Germany, France and Belarus for their interference in a brotherly disagreement. Lukashenko was visibly disturbed.
>Made a rambling condemnation of satanic, nazi and homosexual values and said the only same sex contact that god accepts is between soldiers.
>He then made an anecdote about a hunter being chased by a naked woman of the wods and I didn't get it, maybe it was some sort of idiom, but he got really nervous and seemed to drop the story midway.
>At the end, a couple men in uniform I didn't recognized ushered him to his chair - he struggled and spit on them but was too frail to fight. Once he was seated he went back to staring into the 1000 yard distance.
taking the piss out of his speech or is he somehow even more incoherent these days?
>Today, civilisation is again at a decisive turning point. A real war has been unleashed against our homeland. We have repulsed international terrorism, we will protect the inhabitants of Donbas, we will ensure our security.
He then said Western globalist elites had decided to make the world hate Russia. He then said the Ukrainian people were 'hostages to a state coup'.
I'm shocked Putin didn't mention North Korea's speech where they said Russia would win.
I have to say after fast pacing through North Koreas parade. They're next level if you compare to this years 9th of May parade, Russia looks like third world country and N.Korea like it's next after China and US.
utin + all Russian officials + soldiers + Lukashenko all gathered in one place and Ukraine didn't do JACK SHIT. Not even a single drone, nothing. Will they even launch any counteroffensive? LMAO.
Okay lads I've gone back and watched what he said, some more translations
>“Today we have a real war waged against us but we will be defending ourselves against international terrorism.
>“We do not have any people who will consider to be our enemies either here or to the west or to the east.
>“We want to see our future peaceful and stable. We believe any ideology of supremacy is not acceptable to us, however, the Western elites and globalists are insisting on their exceptional character.
>“They are provoking conflict and encouraging Russophobia and nationalism.
>“They are destroying traditional family values that make a person a person.
>“They are dictating will to the others, their rules to others. This is a system of robbing others and a system of violence.”
Did he mention any of the Soviet generals in his list of military greats? I just read that he didn't but Putin's regime has also thrown dirt on them so it's difficult to do without contradicting themselves, which goes to the contradictory nature of his regime with the mixed-up symbols.
>“They are destroying traditional family values that make a person a person. >“They are dictating will to the others, their rules to others. This is a system of robbing others and a system of violence.”
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> literally have just done a parade celebrating nationalism
Russia prides itself on "friendship of nations" and "multinationality", as soviet union did.
Not as moronic as >They tell others what to do and impose their rules on us, this is robbery and violence
and >What should happen is a return to the good ol' days of nation states bullying their weaker neighbors into submission, as is naturally ordained, and brutalizing them if they don't comply (like we're doing right now)
Not sure if Putin is actually going senile or just that pathetically obvious in his hypocrisy.
I was certain the parade would not look smaller. That they would just use the units retained for this very event. I don't know if they wanted to send the message of "All efforts are going to the operation" but the message I got is "We have fricking nothing left."
It would have been better to cancel the entire parade and make the statement "Let us all celebrate once again as victors at the end of the SMO"
This isn’t for morale, as if Putin and co care about that, it’s simply for Banan mans ego, like everything else, so they got what they could and did the parade, and even Putin could barely hallucinate it into being good
Maybe, during 2018 FIFA World Cup russian men were crying and screaming that russian women dont want them, but throw themselves at foreigners. Biggest incel happening on the internet.
Btw they sent the fakes Putin clone ever
which alleged Putin showed up for the ceremony? Udmurt?
Boris Putin
Not even a good impersonator. The real Putin has an even weaker chin. He really is dead.
Do you have that infographic with all the different Putins. I forgot to save it.
This is what you're looking for
That's the one. Thanks bro.
Looks like they have anti-drone guns at the event. I hope the Ukies do some sort of drone frickery to scare the Muscovites
VatBlack folk are spoofing gps, cant use shit built from chink parts
Ukie drone flies over and causes a panic.
Who the frick was that midget couple Putin was shaking hands with?
The only tank I saw on the pre-stream was the T-34/85 leading the procession. No armatas this year?
I dont even know what would be worse, parading armatas or not. If you dont, you lowkey acknowledge they dont exist, if you do, you might draw the anger of the people about their sons dying in cold war trash while state of the art shit stays in moscow for parades.
>Russians
>Getting angry with the government
You actually don't know anything about Soviet and Post-Soviet russians do you?
They have always been souless cattle, with the czars, the commies and the oligarchs. Garbage pseudopeople. Scum lower than diarrhea.
I'm staying way back.
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This is kind of sad. I used to look forward to this event and respect what it stood for, especially the year all the old allies marched together. It's a shame the same types of belief that started WW2 are causing conflict now. This parade is a sham.
>wearing life guards uniforms from the Russian Empire
>carrying a fricking Soviet flag
It's the "banner of victory" but it is a good example of how much of a clusterfrick modern Russia is. Czarist icons and music, Soviet celebration, all through a very warped lens of how they view WW2. Where they conveniently forget everything prior to June 1941.
russia has turned schizophrenia into a way of life.
that's why they are very thorough in not calling it WW2
it's great patriotic war to them
You cannot imagine how much it genuinely triggers me to see the St. Georges ribbon and sovak crap mixed together everywhere.
It's like if the krauts started suddenly putting the swastika on top of their GDR coat of arms
Well, the GDR used some Prussian stuff, and apparently St. George's ribbon continued to be used in the USSR (the victory medal in the war) but yeah it dates to Tsarist times and has seen more public prominence under Putin.
One can hope that they are defeated and this stupidity is beaten out of them. Respect for the past is fine, but it is the past- Russia not an empire, nor a defender against aggression, they are a bully who is rightfully being bled dry by a weaker neighbor. There was no greater rejection of Russian revisionism than Ukraine fighting back.
> nor a defender against aggression
Lmao, he've just said about how "whole world again started a real war against us, but we manage to hold!".
I've read some comparisons between Putin's Russia to the French Second Empire under Napoleon III. There's several points of comparison, not just the weird mishmash of the ancien regime with inherited institutions of a collapsed revolutionary one (also went down in a military defeat).
>wearing life guards uniforms from the Russian Empire
>carrying a fricking Soviet flag
They've cocooned Lenin's tomb with that generic and "patriotic" waxwork too like a face hugger (which is also something that causes Russian communists to seethe).
>They've cocooned Lenin's tomb with that generic and "patriotic" waxwork too like a face hugger (which is also something that causes Russian communists to seethe).
Pics? Google gives me nothing
>Pics? Google gives me nothing
It's complete schizo
It's over
Why no live translation? I definitely heard something about "Ukrainian fascists" in there
ok frick it the closed captions are alright I guess
>Shoigu not paraded out in this pulled by a donkey
What a bunch of ugly buttholes. They all look like Nosferatu with aids.
>oligarchs are aids vampires
water is wet
How many pensions did they have to steal to afford that car?
Look like a RR but I don't think it's, Russian copy or even chink?
Yeah they look funny, would be cooler if they did have a military jeep etc
It's a reskinned vagshit
That right there is a thousand 152mm artillery shells that might otherwise have gone to Bakhmut
why does my boy shoigu look so down?
maybe some fireworks would cheer him up
There should be at least a giant portrait of FDR, he sabes your sorry ases, ungrateful subhumans.
A smart move would have been to honor the contributions of the west in their heroic effort to defeat fascism as an opportunity for soft power building in the west by impressing the role of Russian bravery in what westerners also consider their finest hour. Something like
>the West, in their shared desire to rid the world of fascism, provided so much for our brave men who spilled their blood not only for our land, but for the good of all humanity
Too late for that now, but it would have been a great move. Like how the French, for all their faults, are very classy in how they honor the American and Commonwealth troops.
russians can not ever not be petty goblins.
Cool. Looks like they were being smart at one point.
Can't stop laughing at these two zipping around in their convertibles.
Cars don't belong in military parades.
goold?
It's a commie thing, China and North Korea do the same, some butthole with medals in a convertible shouting.
It's even more annoying that this exact choreography from the Soviets was used by the Chinese, East Germans, North Koreans, and every other country that does these parades.
probably nothing will happen, but i'm still hoping for the funny
wheres shells cyka shoygu
some pasta shells showed up in a box on a tank. They never mentioned which shells to send, though.
I'm hoping Prigozhin does a surprise entrance WWE style and goes after Shoigu with the steel chair
Go where???
Bakhmut
Let's go bois!
TO BAKHMUT THEN KEEV
THESE FRICKING SUBTITLES
Someone is having a funny
hes spotted in the parade area holy shit holy shit
Soigozhin showed up too? unsurprising
THE MONKE
trips confirms ukie attack
>mfw vatnik grandma texted some incomprehensible babble about "our (undoubtedly) victory"
>in vatnik speak that means they're doubting
From last year, same angle though
It's incredible the West has put up with these clowns bullshit for so long.
This shit is hilarious with subtitles
it's boring without, even if you know russian. moron has started his usual ramblings about trannies and da western nazis.
globalist elite, russiaphobia
>muh western globohomo
Thanks guys, Im at work and low on data, so i cant watch whole parade, keep posting.
Also is my boy Pirgo there or they left him in Bakhmut?
The biggest hat wins a medal.
what?
Luka doesn't look really impressed lol
his hopes for colonel: gone
he mentioned chink japan war
What? Why?
Well, chinks are "victims of japanese imperialism".
hes right u know
No.
I had one from last year
hitler at least had charisma and could speak spontaneously
why are russians so intent on glorifying this manlet who can only read pre-written speeches
Hitler was a methed-out Austrian like Falco and Russians have no rhythm so they just drone on and on.
groovy
Because it's illegal to not glorify him.
But yeah Russian "love" for the Great Leader is fake and gay like everything in Russia, Russia is one big Potemkin village.
mandatory ost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx9RQj6B1AU
armenian pm is there. someone call azeri bvlls to finish the job.
Yes, that's your greatest ally, Armenia.
There’s a fricking zombie behind him.
This person has not stopped spamming since it began. Place your bets as to whether he’ll keep going through the whole fricking multi-hour thing
>person
that`s a bot
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Is that Soloviev with a young Putin clone?
Boys from Blyatzil
I bet those medals could stop a bullet
They are made of vodka bottlecaps
the subtitles are the best
Have Putin had vacation, he looks quite tan compared to his comrades at the back whom looks pale?
>inb4 the cannon salutes were loaded with live rounds
Z for Zictory, comrade.
Can someone give context what he is rambling about?
https://www.rt.com/on-air/rumble/
Translated stream
russia a good boy, donde muffin globohomosexual west bad me a poor monke fella they are downvoting me
probably something about trannies and the west
TL;DR version: the grandfathers won the war and now eeevil west is trying to bully poor little russia cuz they nazi and shieet. also ukraine is a hostage of the nazi regime after west coup'ed it. the moron has been saying basically the same shit for a decade except this time he payed more time to ukrnazi bandera regime.
also trannies
> nazi western globalists are imagining themseves superior
> they are stifling independent centers of development and multilpolar world
> they create war they profit from war like back then
> they dragged us into this real war, but we stand like grandfathers
> we are not enemies to any nation, nor east nor west
> we are for peace and stability
> know what is bad for stability? coups and revolutionsthats, like in ukraine - also orchestrated by globalist puppetmasters
> thats why ukraine suffer now under western puppetmasters
> glory to veterans of grat patriotic war
> glory to veterans of smo
>> glory to veterans of smo
yeah, glory to those few morons who survived the battle front only to kill themselves from PTSD soon
>thats why ukraine suffer now
Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you invaded them.
Same thing he has been repeating for a year. Literally nothing new or interesting.
The crowd of snowmonkeys looks bored, hope they start flinging feces.
Is it just me or does everyone look like they're just phoning it in?
Yeah
I don't think there is much enthusiasm from anyone in the Russian military. Even if they can still pull through with some kind of advance, they have lost so much more than they ever imagined. All these men marching and machines going by, why aren't they on the front fighting for Russia's existence?
As for the soldiers themselves how many of them are thinking. "Sure we're marching in Moscow today but how long before I'm told to die in a ditch in Ukraine?"
No one. They don't think.
>Is it just me or does everyone look like they're just phoning it in?
Noticed the Yunarmiya getting ready to march but I don't know if there are more of them this time.
?t=28
lets go march march
they don't know it but they're marching to the donbass
LUKASHENKO SPOTTED
he looks like he wants to go home
Damn he looks fricked.
He stopped peeling potatoes for this
jej
Is he ok?
>I could be feeding carrots to Steven Seagal instead of this inane shit
>I wish I was at home peeling potatoes
>my feet hurts
>they don't realize i rode a tractor to come here
>i could be home peeling potatoes now
What are those, level 4 plates?
300 layers of hardened potato skins. Almost as good as level 4 ceramic but without the cost and complexity, and it tastes good
yep that's me you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>When the potatoes become potato-sized hemorrhoids
Looks like fricking Phil Collins from trailer park boys
what are ye starin at me gut for?
Potato jaaaam!!
>a fricking xylophone
It's a lyra, a common military music instrument, you uncultured piece of shit
lyras have strings
The military glockenspiel is called a bell lyre, for whatever reason.
It's a glockenspiel
>Parade is over
>Now march to Bakhmut
I am certain this man is the boss of a video game dungeon.
please let something exciting happen for once
Will the air forcé appear? Last year they disappeared.
someone call the turkish sniper. armenian pm is among the crowd.
Unironically
how many armatas today?
All the Armatas.
> inb4 one armata "leading" the t34s(and it's a clearly plywood mockup on bmp)
Didn't see any in the pre-stream, or any tanks for that matter. Only the lone T-34/85 leading the procession
>mfw putin keeps glancing at Kazakh and Armenian presidents looking like they’d rather be anywhere else
It's a little scary when you realize everyone in the parade is either too old to fight or clearly a teenager.
No one wants to be there.
Nobody noticed Zelenskyy snuck into the crowd?
Oh boy
No, no, he's just admiring his finely-tuned Vostok watch.
sex with z girl
I can fix her.
best stroke is hemorrhagic stroke
i bet she smells like toast
:/
Damn Putin is looking rough these days.
You know, medals stay on. Always.
if he slapped some medals on he'd look like an old frick from ww2 as well
all those poor heavily raped women can't walk upright
WE HAVE VDV
I REPEAT
WE HAVE LIVING VDV
all of them?
It takes awhile for them to respawn.
>all 18-20
They’ll be dead in 6 months
were the parade VDV always that mismatched in height?
iirc the soviets used to recruit 182-183cm as parade units. think that was also the case before the war
I think they've actually put all of the shorter ones in the middle of the square.
Those are just crisis actors.
>can't afford optics even for the parade
wew
Veh Deja Veh, 2023 cadres.
Holy shit, this is so boring, when will SOMETHING happen?
This is even more boring than last years. At least they paraded the little tank.
>Holy shit, this is so boring, when will SOMETHING happen?
What did you say? Marching up and down the square isn't exciting enough for you? Do you have something more... EXCITING to do??? Than MARCHING. Up. And. Down. The Square???
Literally no-one looks happy. Even the token propaganda shots of the children waving the USSR flag look depressed.
kazakh pm
I still don't understand why him and the fricking Armenian came, of all people.
keeping up appearances, probably cause China asked them to.
These are the only foreign officials that they could afford to bribe
>we have foreign dignitaries at home
armenia has russian mil bases in their land. they are ally. inb4 le russia didnt help. yeah they couldnt because turkey.
Maybe to check out how it really is.
>Revolution is pizza
What toppings?
The most revolutionary ones!
Broccoli, anchovies and pineapple.
I see Typhoons, a few Boomerangs, some Topols, and the lone T-34. Is that the entire procession?
jesus christ, at this point it doesn't even count as a cope, they have nothing left
That's a very fat soldier. Somebody ate all the turnips.
>Somebody ate all the turnips.
Also pony meat at the pony meat restaurant. Turnips and pony meat.
>LARPing as Cossacks while invading the homeland of the Cossacks
Really?
Forgot pic
they feed on your attention, illusion of their own relevance is the only thing that sustains their miserable existence, good job enabling russia for another 2-3 years, morons
Spudnatz.
Jebus Christ why did they roll out all the fat guys for the parade?
To disprove the western propaganda about Russian troops starving to death.
All the healthy people died around ten months ago, all that remains is this and teenagers.
They brought MChS(Ministry of the Russian Federation for Civil Defence, Emergency Situations and Elimination of Consequences of Natural Disasters) to the parade, that could have been them.
MChS loves to larp as some sort of siloviks/military, with military style uniforms and shit.
When are they gonna drive out the museum pieces?
🙂
>if only you knew how bad things really are
When the dementia kicks in.
>when the shit slides out into your dress pants
This has to be like a fricking bargain bin expendable Putin, right? Like there is no similarity. Are they putting so little faith into nothing bad happening that they don't even send the competent dopplers?
I bet that old timer remembers the old Stalin era victory parades, definitely isn't impressed with this one
There were no parades in Stalin era other than the OG Victory parade after the war. This whole charade with "LE POBEDA" started in the 60s
>45
>65
>85
>every year since 95
Stalin Era ended with his death in the 50s moron
I was agreeing with you and underlying how the current parade bullshit started in the 90s, mong
>There were no parades in Stalin era other than the OG Victory parade after the war.
Rezun (or somebody else, can't remember right now) hypothesized that Stalin didn't feel like he actually won, because he didn't control all of Germany. So he refused to hold victory parades.
There also were only 3 parades during the soviet union's existence, not counting the postwar one. 1965, 1985 and 1990. It seems as the things were falling apart they got the memo and kgb picked a new icon to pull ziggers towards.
What the frick? He looks nothing alike the original.
Holy shit, like just compare this with the DPRK parade:
>Low-intensity bumbling announcer in the background vs anime opening narrator
>Everyone is put to swelter and soak in sweat under the spring sun vs cool ass midnight super-event
>All soldiers look somewhat worn down vs pre-cleaned, fresh uniforms
>Demoralized crowd and depressed silaviki watching down mournfully vs an ecstatic crowd that looks as if the worlds greatest circus performance is happening in front of them with joyful DPRK politburo cracking jokes to each other over the shoulders
Kim Yo Jong is the head of North Korea's agitprop ministry which handles big public events like that so I just wanted to give her due credit #girlboss
I kept thinking about best Korea's kino parade when watching this depressing slop.
English RT stream
https://rumble.com/vwbbjn-putin-announces-special-operation-in-donbass-special-coverage.html
where's the stream with the bongs making snarky comments about everything
TONK
HERE IT COMES
The one and only.
The last tank of the Russian army being sent to the frontlines.
They are bringing their most high tech equipment out now!
TANKS HAVE ARRIVED
TANKS IN FIVE MINUTES
ok the cossack outfit is pretty dope ngl
Ukrainians are the real ones, not this Wish.com bootleg.
they look my nan
those are kizyaks
https://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B7%D1%8F%D0%BA
That one's driving straight to the frontlines
T-34 heading for the frontlines!
Come on! Here's the chance to add a T-34 to the kill list!
did you know russia has T-I-G-R-S
THE LAST TANK IN THE RUSSIAN ARMY
But did you know Russia has T-I-G-E-R-S?
🙁
*snore*
C'mon already, when's the false flag gonna happen?
Did you know Russia has T-I-G-R?
Nice to know that they're spinning!
Is that rust?
I would think condensation. Though I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Have this shit been used after initial stages of the invasion?
Listening to Beastie Boys.
Iraqveteran8888
Those drivers look scared, is it the fear of a Ukrainian drone hitting them?
>close up footage of a propshaft
why?
We're already at the NOOOOOOOOOOOK stage
Holy shit, it is hailing like a motherfricker at my house right now...
>Circus is coming to town
kek
Some of these guys are alright. Don't come to Red Square tomorrow.
that'a a big dildo
If you are a youtube grifter, now is the perfect time to make a hour long video essay analysis where you compare DPRK, UK and Russian parades that all happened one after another to kick-start your youtube slop channel.
That sounds like a good idea for a huge homosexual who likes prancing around and has minimal expertise regarding military affairs so that's a great idea for me.
Is it just me or are the nukes coming out early?
russia has no nukes
>false flag happens
>putin runs to the mic and demands that the nukes be launched NOW
>nuke trucks stop and start raising the launch tube
>feed cuts
What was the point of driveshaft cam?
Showing stuff. russia has D R I V E R S.
Dynamic camera angles
happy-ok-wtf
this botoxed-to-the-max guy is putin's double
Where is my turret throooowers?
That's it?
Ehhhhhmmm Armata Bros!?
ONLY ONE FUNCTIONING TANK AND NO AIR SHOW
>a single t-34-85
>no T-72s/T-90s/whatever
>no aircraft
LOL
Really? That can't be it.
Wait was that it?
Wtf it's already over
This is not as 1% as soulful as the North Korea parade
The recent NK synthwave parade was KINO
kara bugha bros we are here
>LOOK AT ME
>I AM THE RUSSIAN NOW
So how long do these usually take?
the last one I remember went for fricking hours
or at least it felt like it did
THAT T-34 WAS THE ONLY TANK LEFT IN RUSSIA
To compare it to DPRK again, remember how the ICBMs were a big fricking deal? Like it was the fricking highlight of the show? Here they literally just drove them past as if it was a random miltruck.
>no T-14 shown
absolute wheeze
of course, all t-14 are crushing the banderite hohols xaxaxa
seriously tho this shit is sad
> of course, all t-14 are crushing the banderite hohols xaxaxa
Thats the unironic cope around 2ch parade thread.
> but where are the tanks?
> lol they are crushing hohols right now, just as planned
is that the rock?
That was it?
Just one fricking tank?
I just want to put it on 2x speed and get over with it.
can this guy pass as local in ur c**t?
unclassified creature
>he nook'ed?
Thats Valuev. A boxer turned Parliament Member. Years of boxing made him a complete moron
So, a regular russian?
No, even stupider. He can barely speak Russian
What am I looking at here?
Wish budget brand Agent 47. Only the best for the Parade.
The smoothbrain of Moscow
The Rock Dwayne Johnson has defected to Russia
>The Rock Dwayne Johnson
moron, they are both the same person
Uhm... who?
This has given some real 1989-DDR parade vibes
>It's over
QRD on ddr parades in the later era?
Just lack of enthusiasm since everyone could see the writing on the wall. A wall which was shortly coming down.
DDR had T-A-N-K-S though
>No armata
Might as well just give up at this point.
Their marching is so wobbly. China's parades look like fricking synchronised robots. Granted these are for show but atleast try to get it right.
>Their marching is so wobbly.
I think it's kinda like summoning all your will to lurch forward to one's inevitable, doomed fate.
>one T-34
>infantry mobility vehicles
>couple of air defence systems
>muh nooks
The absolute state.
LITERALLY ONE T-34 AND A DOZEN BTR-80's AND THATS IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One t34? That's the only tank left in Russian army. What an embarrassment, holy frick.
oh look Putin's thot brigade
Shut eet down!
some russian lawmaker from the ruling party
>spot the main character in a cutscene
>slaps ur gfs ass in victory parade
what do?
Where Armata?
What the frick was that cro magnon
Valuev. He was a surprisingly shitty boxer for his stature.
>a few BTRs, a few Bumerangs and a fricking T-34 are the only armored vehicles this year
Jesus fricking christ.
Gotta say it was pretty pathetic.
it's over
I look forward to Girkin's analysis of the parade, he's been exceptionally black-pilled recently
hahahahahahahaha
1x T34
18x armoured Ladas
5x S400s
thats it. Parade over.
>Shoigu you fricking penny pinching pine hoarding steppe rat!
>What is this Wish version of the parade?
>Where are the tanks?
>How can I look Xi in his squinty eyes after this?
turkmen with patato king
So is it over now?
Where are the Armatas?
Where are the Su-57s?
Where are the wunderwaffen?
Currently they are all needed for the bulit up of the SECRET RUSSIAN ARMY, sorry about that
I'm literally fricking reeling. Holy fricking shit.
They decided this shit was good enough for the parade. What the frick.
There were a few Bumerangs. Checkmate HATO.
Stolen
Someone should link the recent nork one just to compare side by side with this shit.
North Korea: 2 hours of pure KINO and making a lot with little
Russia: Yawn
capitalism destroyed soul of russia. its over.
Why does this surprise you? NK is a more advanced nation than Russia. It's Russia who needs to beg NK for ammunition and spare parts, not the other way around.
Here you go anon
>LEDs and pyrotechnics attached to the parachutists and planes
>more than one T-34
how the frick does russia get upstaged by a rogue nation eternally on the brink of irrecoverable mass starvation and poverty?
NK is unironically more advanced than russia.
Rusians have just been coasting on ussr inheritance for 30 years
it's more than that, kim jong il comes to the parade with his wife and fat dumpling of a daughter no body doubles needed but putin doesn't even send a good body double
>coasting along for 30 years
more like kept alive by lend lease then coasting along since then
>I cant wait to get back to Belarus to peel some more potatoes
>Luka thinking about how Belarus has more functional tanks remaining than Russia does
Even Argentina can make a better parade than this.
Where is Glenn Miller?
At the bottom of the English channel
Who is that?
Yes Mr Putin, why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
That was all?
So many fricking jump cuts
Seriously, that's it?
why even bother with this pathethic "parade"
>What would have been a big military parade with the WWII gang all together having a laugh, toasting drinks and shit talking each other becomes a lame no budget event that no one wants to come to and want to leave as soon as it's done
Why anons? Why can't humanity just give and take for a happier reality? Imagine putin, zelensky and biden joking about each other's age/career/military.
Sorry anon but the fact of the matter is the Soviets were bad. Morally they were not much different from Germany. But they never accepted that, which is why a large part of Europe is still dealing with essentially the effects of WW2.
I guess I am still naive and optimistic.
But at least bakmut still stands.
They did win that war, though, and they demand to be allowed institutionalized commemoration, which hasn't been received amicably in Europe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A CUCLED SHITSHOW
It’s over? We’re they THAT scared ukraine would do something?
damn, what a dissapointment. north korean parades are 100x cooler
GOLF CARTS
OK. Now I'm convinced that Russia still has plenty of tanks left as /chug/ said the other day.
>you guys said there would be tanks!
>WHERE ARE THE FRICKING TANKS?
herr putler.. the tanks
I can't believe I started lurking /k/ again for this.
Did someone just walk up to Putin with a photo of her dead son?
Ya I saw that, what were all those people in red coats
>Post shells
>Post tanks
>Post SPGs
>Post planes
>Post helicopters
So is literally no western news channel covering this with an english voiceover?
was that even an hour?
>ONE T-34
Armata where? It's no like it's actually fighting anyway.
they couldn't even get one working for the parade!
imagine some yellow and blue smoke bombs being dropped that would be kino
Bruh Russia had more golf carts in that parade than actual tanks ahahaha
That's it? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahavahahahahahahahahahahgahahagghahao
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
>REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
REMINDER : RUSSIA STILL HASN'T TAKEN BAKHMUT
What's the point of playing Katyusha without showing any?
They took most of it, though, didn't they?
Or is it just cope maps?
Are there any pics of her eating out marichka?
Yeah they've almost captured Bakhmut
In the same way you can almost win a game of Russian Roulette
>The Germans took most of Stalingrad though, didn't they?
Anon, "close" only counts with horseshoe and hand grenades. If you're besieging a fortified position and only capture "most of it" but your troops are still pinned there and can't advance past it that's not really much different fundamentally than from controlling "some" of it. The overall situation is the same: You're not done.
Don't be silly, all of the tanks are in ukraine. Some are still in one piece even!
>when even Reddit can see your nation is a joke
at this time
The AFU is "tearing the flanks" in the Artemivsk direction and will launch a counteroffensive in the near future — Prigozhin
Last year there were three Armatas, what happened?
>buttmad mass reply gay upset because glorious parade sucked
cope seethe and dilate
imagine the hilarity if someone dropped a grenade on all these suits
Why would they cancel the air show? The air force should be mostly intact as they've barely done anything in Ukraine. Also, how would Ukraine be able to do anything about planes flying over Moscow? Maybe im missing something obvious.
Most of the "not mothballed" airforce was shot down in Ukraine
They can't risk any aircraft crashing during the show.
Sneaking a couple of stingers into Moscow wouldn't be difficult.
turned out when you have 100 planes, you also need 100 trained pilots for them
go figure
They've been putting far too many flight hours on their plans for maintainers to keep up already, plus having sent some of those nominally skilled techs to the front as guys with a gun to get blown up by Ukies, so probably couldn't spare the time to get some planes super duper ready since one falling out of the sky during the parade would be fricking hilarious to anyone not a Russian.
Wagner bros...
Honey wake upp prigozin is blackmailing the Russian military again
But you guys told me he was dead
I was ASSURED by reputable sources that Russia had not taken off the gloves and that they had not yet sent in their professional army YET I SAW NO TANKS!?!?!?!?
Are ricin umbrellas standard issue for Poopootin's bodyguards?
That Pierre Richard movie is extremely popular in Russia tbh
lmao. putins face when the band started playing.
homie scared af
That blyatty ass tuba lmfao
Kek noticed this as well. He clearly thought shit was about to go down then tried to play it off and act all cool
He's paranoid af and this would be the opportunity if others inside the system wanted to take a shot.
Got a screen?
Noticed it too. At least it means it's not a double.
>At least it means it's not a double.
a double would be just as scared because he'd be killed if anything goes down
Yeah but I don't think they'd be half as paranoid as the real one. The others walking barely registered the sound.
Where were the drones? I've been told to expect the drones
Can somebody edit an I really wish I wasn’t here right now! Badge onto this guy
He cute
How many BTRs were there? I only saw two but I'm assuming I missed more of them due to the camera angles. Counting the armored vehicles I saw it was
>1 T-34
>2 BTR-82s
>3 Bumerangs
... and that's it.
They just loaded up the T-34 on a train to Luhansk
Actually, aside from that
>0 rocket artillery
>0 artillery whatsoever
>not even towed shit
heres every vehicle that took part, 3 BTRs specifically
there was a shot of some of the spares and they had 2 boomerangs and 2 BTRs there; so 5 of each total were present
I've crossed out everything gone from last year
the only change upwards was 3 more of those MRAPs
>May 9th 2024
>Giant cross on the chart, absolutely nothing left
>implying there will be a parade in 2024
Yeah, a NATO parade.
This anon
was quicker than me, I was going to write something similar
And by the way, judging by how afraid was Putin this year, expect to see one of its clones for next year's parade
2024 is a bunch of press-ganged gopniks pulling that lone T-34 Barge Haulers on the Volga style.
WHERE ARE THE TANKS EGGMAN
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE TANKS
It all looks so fricking depressing but the music is oddly fitting. Like the last song of a falling empire.
WHERE ARE THE TANKS, MANSLISKEY?
k e k
Who are the others walking next to Putina, from left to right? I only recognize Potato Man.
Probably the ministers and such
Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Tadjikistan, Russia, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan
The guys who will change the world order to a better and stronger one. Down with USA! PUCCIA PUCCIA PUCCIA STRONK THAN US
>nooooooo u cant invite ex soviet member countries to ww2 memorial
???
You think that's Sarkissian?
Armenia's current president is Khachaturyan but yeah, that doesn't look like him either.
The Tadjik and Kyrgyz haven't started punching each other yet? Impressive.
I think a few leaders from some of the Stans
Name this band
The Sanction Evaders
Putin wishes.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
what the pipes for?
They're holding a fire on the end. The Russians believed that the fire would confuse IR seeking missiles. Forgetting a tank engine block is hotter than the fire on the pole.
lol luka and the armenian guy trying avoid putin during that whole walk from red square and stay as far away as physically possible
Doesn't it feel like a scene in a classic gangster movie?
right, putin being the boss, usually the most important guy are closest to the boss when putting on a show like this. why are the tadjik and kyrgyz, aren't they trying to kill each other right now?
They are the biggest b***hes of Russia other than Lukashenko
makes sense
> why are the tadjik and kyrgyz
They are the mexicos of russia.
Supplying cheap labor and fixing demography.
Tadjiks, Kyrgyz and Uzbeks
Black person.
Did you know? Russia has fat ass ceremonial doobie
to hell with tanks
where's the aviation
It was canceled weeks ago.
>Where is the air support
I missed it. What happened? What did we actually see?
T-34 and NOOOKS
One singular t-34, no artillery, no planes
See
and the usual
>T I G Rs / other assorted MRAPs
>S-400
>Iskander launchers
>muh nukes
and that's it.
a very lonely t-34
What the hell, the parade in Khabarovsk had an IS tank
My name is John Smith from Washingtown upon seeing this parade I am very scared, please Russia don't attack the USA!! We should givr bck Alaska to make peace reparation
Summary of Putin's speech:
>Artemvosk is Russian clay, and its liberation is complete. The victorious forces celebrate as the Ukrainian nazis and NATO forces retreat or surrender en masse
>VDV losses have been overstated as he has held them back for training in advanced combat techniques. Something about Naruto running and chakra stuff.
>He is proud of his military leaders - mentioned Gerasimov, Shoigu, Zhukov and Vasilevsky by name. He is proud of his united people and their volunteer spirit and says the Ukronazis don't know what comes for them when the next volunteer waves come.
>Praises the air and naval forces for their continued excellence.
>Broke into a strange song/chant in a language that I (and it seemed many of those present) did not understand. Then just as quick as it started he paused,and went back to speaking.
>He condemned Barak Obama, Theresa May and Helmut Kohl for their interference, and reiterated that he is a man of peace, else he would be liberating Germany, France and Belarus for their interference in a brotherly disagreement. Lukashenko was visibly disturbed.
>Made a rambling condemnation of satanic, nazi and homosexual values and said the only same sex contact that god accepts is between soldiers.
>He then made an anecdote about a hunter being chased by a naked woman of the wods and I didn't get it, maybe it was some sort of idiom, but he got really nervous and seemed to drop the story midway.
>At the end, a couple men in uniform I didn't recognized ushered him to his chair - he struggled and spit on them but was too frail to fight. Once he was seated he went back to staring into the 1000 yard distance.
I'm not even sure how much of this is a joke anymore
My Russian is not good enough to translate but the part about the chant and being escorted to a chair is true. He did sort of dry spit at one of the dudes and looked furious for a sec as he did, but calmed down just as suddenly.
I kind of wonder. My grandpa was being sexually abused at a nursing home and did that sort of thing - could Putin's handlers be molesting him? Something is fricked about it.
>He is proud of his military leaders - mentioned Gerasimov, Shoigu, Zhukov and Vasilevsky by name
M
How much shit did they have at the last two parades?
It was 131 vehicles last year and 197 the year before.
Incredible
Seems like this year they skipped from the first T34 to the last NOOOOOOK
Let's see how much of this stayed
>T-34
>MRAP assortment
>Iskander launchers + BTR-82
>S-400s + BTR-82
>muh nukes
>the 3 Bumerangs
They stripped down the 2022 parade even more
Actually, correction, I don't think there was BTR-82 for the Iskanders since it's supposed to lead, so make that
>T-34
>MRAP assortment
>Iskander launchers
>S-400s + BTR-82
>muh nukes + BTR and T I G R s
>3 Bumerangs
>nothing happens
Lame. Atleast we got
>No tanks
>No air force on a sunny day lmao
:p
>Yeah I'm totally going to impregnate those b***hes and force them to eat their creamy c**ts once I'll creampie them
Why isn't Putin happy after talking to a mother of fallen VDV hero?
>playing the Soviet national anthem
LEL
no fricking way
>blackscreen
wot
Probably over.
why aren't all these young men in trenches at bakhmut?
By the end of the day, all of them will be on a train/plane heading to the front
>Click on stream
>Half a second of sound before it ends
FRICK. Did I miss anything?
to be honest, no
I stopped paying attention, was it supposed to be continuing?
explosions heard in moscow shit shit shit
That's just the smooker, stupid.
Don't get my hopes up.
That can't be it right?
If only you knew how bad things really are
And I thought last year was bad.
fukken saved
Beautiful
> That can't be it right?
Main copes i noticed
> all tanks are in ukraine killing hohols, why they should be parading for your entertainment when they can kill hohols?
> bring the tanks in 2022 - people b***h about why they arent in ukraine, so he didnt use any in 2023 and you still b***h why there are no tanks!
> watch other paredes in other cities, there are tanks. moscow parade is not the only one. why would you expect it to be the best?
>Why would you expect it to be the best
Because it's the og, made in the capital and bigfest city and the most looked at by foreigners. You are a worthless moron.
anon, you're shooting the messenger, he's just saying what copes he's seen
I'm gonna do a rough explination of what he said lads. Please read this. Attention grabbing image.
>Putin said civilisation was again at a "decisive turning point", with a "real war" being waged against Russia
>He claimed Russia was defending its sovereignty (LOL)
>He likened Ukraine's democratically elected government to the Nazis defeated in World War Two, accusing the West of forgetting who defeated the Nazis (certainly not just USSR)
>He claimed Russia wanted a "peaceful" future, and blamed the West for sowing seeds of "hatred and Russophobia"
>He said everyone in Russia was united in supporting the soldiers taking part in Russia's "special military operation".
Is this dude
taking the piss out of his speech or is he somehow even more incoherent these days?
>Today, civilisation is again at a decisive turning point. A real war has been unleashed against our homeland. We have repulsed international terrorism, we will protect the inhabitants of Donbas, we will ensure our security.
He then said Western globalist elites had decided to make the world hate Russia. He then said the Ukrainian people were 'hostages to a state coup'.
I'm shocked Putin didn't mention North Korea's speech where they said Russia would win.
Man if you told me he had dementia I’d 100% believe you
>He said everyone in Russia was united in supporting the soldiers taking part in Russia's "sp
lmao even
Why wasn't he wearing his gay little pin that he got from the Ch*ch*ns on one of his "frontline" trips?
I have to say after fast pacing through North Koreas parade. They're next level if you compare to this years 9th of May parade, Russia looks like third world country and N.Korea like it's next after China and US.
utin + all Russian officials + soldiers + Lukashenko all gathered in one place and Ukraine didn't do JACK SHIT. Not even a single drone, nothing. Will they even launch any counteroffensive? LMAO.
Jesus fricking Christ Oryx
amateurs
Someone call 000 I've just witnessed a murder
Man can bant
I was promised a droning!
>Victory day parade was a disappointment for everybody
FINAL COUNT : 51
>1 T-34-85
>13 Tiger-Ms
>6 VPK-urals
>10 Akhmat MRAPs
>6 Iskander-ms
>6 S-400
>3 Topol-Ms
>3 Btr-82As
>3 Bumerang
Images and shit here :https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1655831503882932224?t=w962dnuOuBM0aF3sGnqjWw&s=19
>2/3 less equipment than last year
Oh frick me that’s just sad
>3 Topol-M
This confirms my theory that Russia has absolutely no usable nuclear weapons in it's arsenal
I mean realistically this shit might work, but it's still sitting there rusting away after 10 years, not hidden at all. Lmao
I'm ready to bet my last functioning testicle that these are empty
Guess I missed the BTR-82 ahead of the Iskanders. I was too lazy to count the MRAPs because
>MRAPs
so it's nice to see a full count.
kek
I wonder what the number's gonna be next year. At this rate it's not even gonna be two dozen.
Okay lads I've gone back and watched what he said, some more translations
>“Today we have a real war waged against us but we will be defending ourselves against international terrorism.
>“We do not have any people who will consider to be our enemies either here or to the west or to the east.
>“We want to see our future peaceful and stable. We believe any ideology of supremacy is not acceptable to us, however, the Western elites and globalists are insisting on their exceptional character.
>“They are provoking conflict and encouraging Russophobia and nationalism.
>“They are destroying traditional family values that make a person a person.
>“They are dictating will to the others, their rules to others. This is a system of robbing others and a system of violence.”
God imagine being the guy who has to say Putin’s script looks good to be broadcast
Sorry anon but I think you translated a ukr's speech by mistake.
GUY LOOK ITS /misc/
LAUGH
Did he mention any of the Soviet generals in his list of military greats? I just read that he didn't but Putin's regime has also thrown dirt on them so it's difficult to do without contradicting themselves, which goes to the contradictory nature of his regime with the mixed-up symbols.
>“They are destroying traditional family values that make a person a person.
>“They are dictating will to the others, their rules to others. This is a system of robbing others and a system of violence.”
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Banan
Reminder that it's not illegal to possess CP in Russia.
Big claims need big proof.
That's not the case, and e-girlshit is considered 'za too.
Are you confusing it with pre-2000s Japan or something?
>they are encouraging nationalism
>literally have just done a parade celebrating nationalism
lol
> literally have just done a parade celebrating nationalism
Russia prides itself on "friendship of nations" and "multinationality", as soviet union did.
Not as moronic as
>They tell others what to do and impose their rules on us, this is robbery and violence
and
>What should happen is a return to the good ol' days of nation states bullying their weaker neighbors into submission, as is naturally ordained, and brutalizing them if they don't comply (like we're doing right now)
Not sure if Putin is actually going senile or just that pathetically obvious in his hypocrisy.
The Russian cries out in pain as he strikes you.
Would t-62s have been more or less embarrassing than what we got?
what happened to tanks?
I was certain the parade would not look smaller. That they would just use the units retained for this very event. I don't know if they wanted to send the message of "All efforts are going to the operation" but the message I got is "We have fricking nothing left."
It would have been better to cancel the entire parade and make the statement "Let us all celebrate once again as victors at the end of the SMO"
This isn’t for morale, as if Putin and co care about that, it’s simply for Banan mans ego, like everything else, so they got what they could and did the parade, and even Putin could barely hallucinate it into being good
>51 vehicles in total
>almost 20% of which (10) were borrowed from the Chechens
w e w
I counted 45
You now remember a kinder past.
It's actually sad seeing Russia finally choose between Asia and Europe and choosing to be a chink colony.
Do you think that a lot of them had sex that day with russian prostitutes?
Maybe, during 2018 FIFA World Cup russian men were crying and screaming that russian women dont want them, but throw themselves at foreigners. Biggest incel happening on the internet.
Kinda sad. Would be fun to see all the Allied nations joining up on the May 8th/May 9th parades but a paranoid schizo manlet had to ruin it all.
>implying this is only Putin's fault and that he isn't a product of the R*ssian people as a whole
We have to go back
When strong make self appear weak HATO soon learn ancient Chinese wisdoms))
do not have worries
u will see big parade in kiyv this year )
Cant wait, last one was awesome