>nukes are fired by guys with keys

>nukes are fired by guys with keys
Ok this is absurd. Why aren’t they hooked up to a central launch system that automatically fires the missile?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he just watched War Games
    how cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Dr. Strangelove, zoomer

      >muh movies
      Depreciated, welcome to the 21st century old man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no seriously. watch it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just automate it so it can get hit by a cosmic ray and get a bit flipped
    great plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but can you nuke europe with 0.5 "A" presses?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is ECC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>what is ECC
        Going to have an error rate for any digital system. Always. No matter what.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not. The guys with the keys often turn the keys even when they are convinced that it is 100% real. It some higher ups who chickens out. Almost all close calls have involved the guys with the keys relentlessly following training only to be stopped by some officer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy during the Cuban Missile Crisis refused to turn his key, didn't he? Or was it the captain of the sub who refused the order to torpedo the blockade?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was also a russian during operatin archer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Cuba, the captain and the first officer of the submarine were convinced that WWIII had already started and the American deep charges were real. He was willing to go nuclear blazing and nuke the US fleet along with them. By chance, the admiral of the fleet was with them as was not as convinced about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sees sun rising
      >OOHH GOOOD IM TOOOORNINNG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys bout to send it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can malfunction and get fucked by some virus.
    >Can malfunction and get fucked by cosmic radiation.
    >Can be highjacked by some dudes in a single place.
    The security measures are there for a reason.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Dr. Strangelove, zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was about to post this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >muh movies
      Depreciated, welcome to the 21st century old man

      no seriously. watch it

      Was about to post this

      Was about to post this

      GENERAL RIPPER DID NOTHING WRONG!
      He's also completely correct about essence, flouride, and the International Communist Conspiracy.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian Perimeter is just that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terminator reference

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    russian death man is supposedly just that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called Dead Hand, but yeah. It’s creepy to read about, and supposedly still an active system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was once believable but after the last half a year there's no way they're smart enough to pull it off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its not exactly a complicated concept. From What ive read it also doesn't automate the actual launching of missiles.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All it takes is one series of glitches, and we're fucked. At least with people, there's a chance that rational thinking will prevail.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >single point of failure

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Hott Coldman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice trips, i was gonna make a peacewalker reference but this is it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >automated nuclear warfare
    Yeah what could possibly go wrong

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JERRY THE SILO DOORS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
      OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JERRY THE SILO DOORS
        *cocks revolver*

        Is it done?

        No comrade premiere it has only just begin...

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A.M is that you?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BRO!
    >JUST CENTRALISE ALL YOUR NUCLEAR COMMAND AND CONTROL IN ONE FACILITY BRO!
    >WHAT COULD GO WRONG BRO?!
    >DECAPATATION FIRST STRIKES ARE TOTALLY A MEME BRO!
    Come back when your balls have dropped.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a case for why is shouldn't be some guys with keys. I'm waiting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because this zoomer has had an ipad since he was an infant and has never seen a key in his entire life
      that's his entire argument

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trigger nukes automatically
    The mad fool

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is some desperate attempt by some glavset whore to get people all scared about muh noooks and shit. It's a shit attempt by a sack of garbage, as per usual.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't canon, wojak has never defeated pepe in the canonical plot

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The President should have to hook his dick up to a launch device that will only activate upon detection of an absolutely monster load being shot. Then only the most virile Men could be President

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because sometimes analog is a far safer option than anything digital. If Russia was any different then WW3 would have started 40 years ago, since their automated detection system naturally shat itself and said that multiple warheads were inbound, and one Colonel Petrov was the sole man responsible for whether or not nukes fly in “retaliation”. If he wasn’t there to personally send the order or not (IIRC he said that he thought if they really did fly then the US would go all out instead of just launching a few at a time) then their nukes would have activated and caused the global fuckup of a millennia.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hire pajeets to automate your nuclear launch system
    Please do the nukeful sirs

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