>nukes are fired by guys with keys
Ok this is absurd. Why aren’t they hooked up to a central launch system that automatically fires the missile?
>nukes are fired by guys with keys
Ok this is absurd. Why aren’t they hooked up to a central launch system that automatically fires the missile?
>he just watched War Games
how cute
>muh movies
Depreciated, welcome to the 21st century old man
no seriously. watch it
>Just automate it so it can get hit by a cosmic ray and get a bit flipped
great plan
Okay but can you nuke europe with 0.5 "A" presses?
>what is ECC
>>what is ECC
Going to have an error rate for any digital system. Always. No matter what.
Believe it or not. The guys with the keys often turn the keys even when they are convinced that it is 100% real. It some higher ups who chickens out. Almost all close calls have involved the guys with the keys relentlessly following training only to be stopped by some officer.
The guy during the Cuban Missile Crisis refused to turn his key, didn't he? Or was it the captain of the sub who refused the order to torpedo the blockade?
it was also a russian during operatin archer
In Cuba, the captain and the first officer of the submarine were convinced that WWIII had already started and the American deep charges were real. He was willing to go nuclear blazing and nuke the US fleet along with them. By chance, the admiral of the fleet was with them as was not as convinced about it.
>sees sun rising
>OOHH GOOOD IM TOOOORNINNG
Damn, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys bout to send it
>Can malfunction and get fricked by some virus.
>Can malfunction and get fricked by cosmic radiation.
>Can be highjacked by some dudes in a single place.
The security measures are there for a reason.
Watch Dr. Strangelove, zoomer
Was about to post this
GENERAL RIPPER DID NOTHING WRONG!
He's also completely correct about essence, flouride, and the International Communist Conspiracy.
Russian Perimeter is just that.
terminator reference
russian death man is supposedly just that
It’s called Dead Hand, but yeah. It’s creepy to read about, and supposedly still an active system.
It was once believable but after the last half a year there's no way they're smart enough to pull it off
Its not exactly a complicated concept. From What ive read it also doesn't automate the actual launching of missiles.
All it takes is one series of glitches, and we're fricked. At least with people, there's a chance that rational thinking will prevail.
>single point of failure
>t. Hott Coldman
nice trips, i was gonna make a peacewalker reference but this is it
>automated nuclear warfare
Yeah what could possibly go wrong
JERRY THE SILO DOORS
THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED
JERRY THE SILO DOORS
*wieners revolver*
Is it done?
No comrade premiere it has only just begin...
A.M is that you?
>BRO!
>JUST CENTRALISE ALL YOUR NUCLEAR COMMAND AND CONTROL IN ONE FACILITY BRO!
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG BRO?!
>DECAPATATION FIRST STRIKES ARE TOTALLY A MEME BRO!
Come back when your balls have dropped.
Make a case for why is shouldn't be some guys with keys. I'm waiting.
because this zoomer has had an ipad since he was an infant and has never seen a key in his entire life
that's his entire argument
>Trigger nukes automatically
The mad fool
I think this is some desperate attempt by some glavset prostitute to get people all scared about muh noooks and shit. It's a shit attempt by a sack of garbage, as per usual.
this isn't canon, wojak has never defeated pepe in the canonical plot
The President should have to hook his dick up to a launch device that will only activate upon detection of an absolutely monster load being shot. Then only the most virile Men could be President
Because sometimes analog is a far safer option than anything digital. If Russia was any different then WW3 would have started 40 years ago, since their automated detection system naturally shat itself and said that multiple warheads were inbound, and one Colonel Petrov was the sole man responsible for whether or not nukes fly in “retaliation”. If he wasn’t there to personally send the order or not (IIRC he said that he thought if they really did fly then the US would go all out instead of just launching a few at a time) then their nukes would have activated and caused the global frickup of a millennia.
>hire pajeets to automate your nuclear launch system
Please do the nukeful sirs