imagine, over day you got those quad drones watching over you
and at night, Ukkies using armed mechanical doggos with strapped bombs and machine guns that will attack you at night.
>Why was dog found to be the ideal form for this stuff,
It's not modeled after a dog, Anon. It's modeled after a quadruped. They just call 'em "robot dogs" because that's around the optimal size for a lot of payloads, and people are familiar with dogs. Bonus propaganda win is that most people like dogs and so aren't going to go around screeching about "robot leopards" being terrifying human-killing machines.
>wheel >how about wheels on legs? >best of both worlds
You want to put rollerblades on a drone. Well, I suppose it would be hilarious
Make the drone able to retract into a proper 4-wheeled mode where you lock its legs in place or some shit.
That said, a robo-dog has more worth in a forested environment than it has in an urban or flat one.
Why even bother with these drones at all? Humans are already perfectly designed for the kinds of wars we fight. At best this is a remote control machine gun and that's it.
So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.
>So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.
>Well Alibaba had 40 robo dogs, Sharia Chechens had a thousand fails >Well recruit you're in luck cuz up your sleeve, you got the power of Russia, never fails! >Got S300s in your corner now, you've got some ammunition dumps, blyat-ACK! >Got pork brain lunch, a GAZ, salyut! All you gotta do is take Kyiv back, and I'll say: >"Mister Joe Biden sir, we accept surrender. Civil airliners? Shot em down! >You ain't never met an ape like me >Ukraine's your shopping mall and I'm security >Come on, loot anything you want, you ain't never met an ape like me! >Da, sir, we pride ourselves on straightness, but don't forget Dedovshchina! >Take what you want, for sure, true dish, but your CO is gonna frick you raw! >NLAW meet column A, Javelin meet column B >Just get rid of the Nazi-Jews, you ain't never met an ape like! >Eek eek ook - Two weeks! >Eek eek ook - Two more! >Eek eek ook - DA, DA! >Can your ape hoard wealth? Can your ape say blyat? Does your ape have friends, who wear little hats? >Can your ape launch NOOKS!? Hey looky here! Can your ape say dosvidiniya? Let it rip and make his opposition disappear? >So don't you sit there, FAS faced, mongol-eyed, I'm here to answer all your imams prayers >I've got Tsar-bomba, armies, mongrelized! Got a regime for campaigns of terror! >Got a powerful fleet to help you out! What, twas ne'er a shipped called Moscow! >You're red with glee and sieverts now! Well all you gotta do is take back Kyiv! >Blyat da, da, da! >Mister konsripty sir, have a fridge or two or three. HATO will fall, 'krops face the wall! >You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape >You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape >You ain't NEVER, MET AN, APE, LIKE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
Hey clear the way of the pot steel cars, Nazi israelite, let us through, it's a bright new tsar
Da come be the first in Donetsk to see this guy
Make way here he comes, drop troops fire the guns, you're gonna love this goy
Prince Monkey, glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
,to refleks lost your leg left, down to one knee
Now try hard not to pogrom, break out your sunday quaran
Then come and fill his barracks, mandatory!
Prince Monkey glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
tall as one half of a man, balding is he!
He faces the homosex hoardes!
Defeated 10 bears with swords!
Who sent airborne to their lords?
It's Prince Monkey!
He's got fearsome white men riding camels!
Purple asscheeks on his infantry!
When it comes to exotic types of allies, has he got a zoo!
I'm telling you it's a shitshow of rivalry!
Did Russia claim to have developed these only for it to be revealed that they bought it over Amazon from some Taiwanese developer copying Boston Dynamics and then attached a gun to it?
I laugh every time I see this webm. Pooteen's face is priceless!
(He knows it's controlled by some dude off screen holding an RC controller, but has to put on a brave face, as if it's some kind of advanced wunderwaffle. The "little death" in him is written on his face, no matter how stoic he appears.)
the answer is a 2nd grade solution to an engineering problem. flip the gun upside down. engineers are too stubborn to take the simple approach and instead insist on making some convoluted bullshit to fix a simple problem.
>flip the gun over >still on top of robot >nothing changes
If this was a joke I’m sorry for missing it. You’re moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
leverage. you fricking moron. recoil impulse 2 inches above the robot is significantly lessened due to it's proximity to its center of mass as compared to 10 inches in the air
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you put it sideways it should be even better then, as you don't have to worry about the sights. Reloading may not be easy
Question. That battery is only so big. A battery only that big means that thing will run out of power in a couple of KM at best and most of the energy is spent transporting the battery itself (and the motors). I don't see how it manages driving wind or rain or sand or snow or even leaves to be honest with you. Why not just use the AT weapon to kill the enemy?
don't these things collapse from the power of the almighty 9mm (on the off chance they manage to avoid eating dirt merely trying to walk in a straight line?)
https://nitter.net/RALee85/status/1559179458329956354#m
OH NO NO NO
https://m.alibaba.com/product/1600501791926/Quadruped-technology-Dog-Robot-Dog-Unitree.html?spm=a2706.7835515.0.0.1ee52ea0TgSfcD&__detailProductImg=https://s.alicdn.com/@sc04/kf/H655ee12f380645b29281183e98a2d2c7j.png_220x220.png
Nothing wrong with a pint of utilising off-the-shelf items that are available.
>$2,700.00
And now you have to wonder how capable it is
Newest special operations bot from VatBlack person Dynamics. HATO shills will say that this is fake.
*Omsk Dynamics
Looks kinda israelite hank but in dog version
>Looks kinda israelite
I'm ready
imagine, over day you got those quad drones watching over you
and at night, Ukkies using armed mechanical doggos with strapped bombs and machine guns that will attack you at night.
Good dogs
Why was dog found to be the ideal form for this stuff, is it just because they have four legs and they're kinda medium sized?
Probably, also obeys humans, like dogs
>Why was dog found to be the ideal form for this stuff,
It's not modeled after a dog, Anon. It's modeled after a quadruped. They just call 'em "robot dogs" because that's around the optimal size for a lot of payloads, and people are familiar with dogs. Bonus propaganda win is that most people like dogs and so aren't going to go around screeching about "robot leopards" being terrifying human-killing machines.
saved
Jej
i bet millions were stolen during the "development" of whatever the frick this is
>floating ATGM
???
i dont get the obsession with militarizing these quadraped drones, they have their uses but this isnt it.
just use wheels
how about wheels on legs?
best of both worlds
> wheels on legs
Isn't that just 4 independent single-wheel suspension systems?
>wheel
>how about wheels on legs?
>best of both worlds
You want to put rollerblades on a drone. Well, I suppose it would be hilarious
you mean like tachikomas? theyre already working on it
legged robots have their place but i dont see any UGV getting adopted and used in great numbers in the next decade or so that isnt wheeledtracked
What in the holy mother of ass is that cookie monster thingy?
1 manned autonomous vehicle.
Cheers
https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma
Spider-Man is finished.
why is iron man in the background
Tony Stark worked with Smyth for a while.
>the scene where they gain full sentience and become an hero to save the team
I almost cried.
Make the drone able to retract into a proper 4-wheeled mode where you lock its legs in place or some shit.
That said, a robo-dog has more worth in a forested environment than it has in an urban or flat one.
Worked in Ghost in The Shell
Yes, they are much to fragile and still in the early stages of development.
Why even bother with these drones at all? Humans are already perfectly designed for the kinds of wars we fight. At best this is a remote control machine gun and that's it.
AI.
That's the future of warfare. And of everything too. Human are trash.
Legs can navigate spaces designed for humans much better than wheels.
Need to do a SHIV run next time I play XCOM
>Alibaba drone with a ninja suit
Really, Russia?
So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.
>So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.
no
Mmm yes weaponised mars rover
idk about that but some rover tech is getting militarized like airless tires
ah yes. a self driving car bringing my wife's boyfriend golfing stuff while i oper8.
Oh no….
Jfc. It really is isn't it.
BWAHAHAHAH
thats a damn good price for such a drone, im impressed
Alibaba and 40 ninja dogos
>Well Alibaba had 40 robo dogs, Sharia Chechens had a thousand fails
>Well recruit you're in luck cuz up your sleeve, you got the power of Russia, never fails!
>Got S300s in your corner now, you've got some ammunition dumps, blyat-ACK!
>Got pork brain lunch, a GAZ, salyut! All you gotta do is take Kyiv back, and I'll say:
>"Mister Joe Biden sir, we accept surrender. Civil airliners? Shot em down!
>You ain't never met an ape like me
>Ukraine's your shopping mall and I'm security
>Come on, loot anything you want, you ain't never met an ape like me!
>Da, sir, we pride ourselves on straightness, but don't forget Dedovshchina!
>Take what you want, for sure, true dish, but your CO is gonna frick you raw!
>NLAW meet column A, Javelin meet column B
>Just get rid of the Nazi-Jews, you ain't never met an ape like!
>Eek eek ook - Two weeks!
>Eek eek ook - Two more!
>Eek eek ook - DA, DA!
>Can your ape hoard wealth? Can your ape say blyat? Does your ape have friends, who wear little hats?
>Can your ape launch NOOKS!? Hey looky here! Can your ape say dosvidiniya? Let it rip and make his opposition disappear?
>So don't you sit there, FAS faced, mongol-eyed, I'm here to answer all your imams prayers
>I've got Tsar-bomba, armies, mongrelized! Got a regime for campaigns of terror!
>Got a powerful fleet to help you out! What, twas ne'er a shipped called Moscow!
>You're red with glee and sieverts now! Well all you gotta do is take back Kyiv!
>Blyat da, da, da!
>Mister konsripty sir, have a fridge or two or three. HATO will fall, 'krops face the wall!
>You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape
>You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape
>You ain't NEVER, MET AN, APE, LIKE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PrepHole never ceases to amaze me
This is why I keep coming back to this dump of a website. Shit like this.
MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
Hey clear the way of the pot steel cars, Nazi israelite, let us through, it's a bright new tsar
Da come be the first in Donetsk to see this guy
Make way here he comes, drop troops fire the guns, you're gonna love this goy
Prince Monkey, glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
,to refleks lost your leg left, down to one knee
Now try hard not to pogrom, break out your sunday quaran
Then come and fill his barracks, mandatory!
Prince Monkey glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
tall as one half of a man, balding is he!
He faces the homosex hoardes!
Defeated 10 bears with swords!
Who sent airborne to their lords?
It's Prince Monkey!
He's got fearsome white men riding camels!
Purple asscheeks on his infantry!
When it comes to exotic types of allies, has he got a zoo!
I'm telling you it's a shitshow of rivalry!
Oh nonononon, the HATO chads are laughing at us again zisters !
Did Russia claim to have developed these only for it to be revealed that they bought it over Amazon from some Taiwanese developer copying Boston Dynamics and then attached a gun to it?
Yes, they showed it off at an arms expo with Iran and some other shitholes attending.
>You see tovarish, no one can tell is cheap alibaba robot dog if cover in ninja suit!
Delet zis.
Well, at least optics for rpg isnt some Canon... r-right?
Can someone give me a qrd or point me in the right direction for optics?
Tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa
I'm having a fricking deja vu right now
I hope it goes as well as the last time
I laugh every time I see this webm. Pooteen's face is priceless!
(He knows it's controlled by some dude off screen holding an RC controller, but has to put on a brave face, as if it's some kind of advanced wunderwaffle. The "little death" in him is written on his face, no matter how stoic he appears.)
>Robot
>Vatnik
>Robotnik
Hold up.
Oh n-
Pretty much what I expected to see. The drone is simply too light and the recoil completely fricks up its balance.
iirrc it has a neural net so it's literally figuring out the recoil
Why don't they mount it a bit forward? It should reduce its severity
Probably not hydraulic so it would burn extra electricity if the robot wasn’t balanced
Add a counterweight to the back. Thank me later, mechanical and electronics engineers
the answer is a 2nd grade solution to an engineering problem. flip the gun upside down. engineers are too stubborn to take the simple approach and instead insist on making some convoluted bullshit to fix a simple problem.
>flip the gun over
>still on top of robot
>nothing changes
If this was a joke I’m sorry for missing it. You’re moronic.
leverage. you fricking moron. recoil impulse 2 inches above the robot is significantly lessened due to it's proximity to its center of mass as compared to 10 inches in the air
If you put it sideways it should be even better then, as you don't have to worry about the sights. Reloading may not be easy
RIP
https://twitter.com/d0tslash/status/1555326302462394370
If you spent more than 1 minute checking, you'd realise it's only in dev mode and you can turn that off...
BORN INTO A PACK
Question. That battery is only so big. A battery only that big means that thing will run out of power in a couple of KM at best and most of the energy is spent transporting the battery itself (and the motors). I don't see how it manages driving wind or rain or sand or snow or even leaves to be honest with you. Why not just use the AT weapon to kill the enemy?
That's a pretty big fleshlight. Is that for horse semen collection?
Why is dog bot so cute
How he do reload?
Saved
you know I originally hated this shitty forced FBI manufacturered meme but this one is frickin great lmao
It's been a thing for a while, you know. Since 2017 it looks like
You see Sergei, the rest of world must stop of laugh at us and take the serious if we have robot ninja dog.
don't these things collapse from the power of the almighty 9mm (on the off chance they manage to avoid eating dirt merely trying to walk in a straight line?)
I wonder if a lower bore axis would help