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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.net/RALee85/status/1559179458329956354#m

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO

    https://m.alibaba.com/product/1600501791926/Quadruped-technology-Dog-Robot-Dog-Unitree.html?spm=a2706.7835515.0.0.1ee52ea0TgSfcD&__detailProductImg=https://s.alicdn.com/@sc04/kf/H655ee12f380645b29281183e98a2d2c7j.png_220x220.png

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with a pint of utilising off-the-shelf items that are available.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$2,700.00
      And now you have to wonder how capable it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Newest special operations bot from VatBlack person Dynamics. HATO shills will say that this is fake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *Omsk Dynamics

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda israelite hank but in dog version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks kinda israelite

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine, over day you got those quad drones watching over you
      and at night, Ukkies using armed mechanical doggos with strapped bombs and machine guns that will attack you at night.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good dogs

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was dog found to be the ideal form for this stuff, is it just because they have four legs and they're kinda medium sized?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, also obeys humans, like dogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why was dog found to be the ideal form for this stuff,
      It's not modeled after a dog, Anon. It's modeled after a quadruped. They just call 'em "robot dogs" because that's around the optimal size for a lot of payloads, and people are familiar with dogs. Bonus propaganda win is that most people like dogs and so aren't going to go around screeching about "robot leopards" being terrifying human-killing machines.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      saved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i bet millions were stolen during the "development" of whatever the frick this is

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >floating ATGM
    ???

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get the obsession with militarizing these quadraped drones, they have their uses but this isnt it.
    just use wheels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how about wheels on legs?
      best of both worlds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > wheels on legs
        Isn't that just 4 independent single-wheel suspension systems?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wheel
        >how about wheels on legs?
        >best of both worlds
        You want to put rollerblades on a drone. Well, I suppose it would be hilarious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you mean like tachikomas? theyre already working on it

        legged robots have their place but i dont see any UGV getting adopted and used in great numbers in the next decade or so that isnt wheeledtracked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What in the holy mother of ass is that cookie monster thingy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1 manned autonomous vehicle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma

              Cheers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Man is finished.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is iron man in the background

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tony Stark worked with Smyth for a while.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma

          >the scene where they gain full sentience and become an hero to save the team
          I almost cried.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wheel
        >how about wheels on legs?
        >best of both worlds
        You want to put rollerblades on a drone. Well, I suppose it would be hilarious

        Make the drone able to retract into a proper 4-wheeled mode where you lock its legs in place or some shit.
        That said, a robo-dog has more worth in a forested environment than it has in an urban or flat one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worked in Ghost in The Shell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are much to fragile and still in the early stages of development.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why even bother with these drones at all? Humans are already perfectly designed for the kinds of wars we fight. At best this is a remote control machine gun and that's it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AI.
        That's the future of warfare. And of everything too. Human are trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legs can navigate spaces designed for humans much better than wheels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Need to do a SHIV run next time I play XCOM

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alibaba drone with a ninja suit
    Really, Russia?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So the robohomosexual army is coming to enforce the globohomosexual agenda. I set up hidden claymore mines with cans of acrylic paint strapped to the front. When the robots get close I completely cover their sensors with acrylic paint. I casually walk up to them and dismantle them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mmm yes weaponised mars rover

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk about that but some rover tech is getting militarized like airless tires

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes. a self driving car bringing my wife's boyfriend golfing stuff while i oper8.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no….

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jfc. It really is isn't it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BWAHAHAHAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats a damn good price for such a drone, im impressed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jvxgYA5.jpg

      OH NO NO NO

      https://m.alibaba.com/product/1600501791926/Quadruped-technology-Dog-Robot-Dog-Unitree.html?spm=a2706.7835515.0.0.1ee52ea0TgSfcD&__detailProductImg=https://s.alicdn.com/@sc04/kf/H655ee12f380645b29281183e98a2d2c7j.png_220x220.png

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alibaba and 40 ninja dogos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Well Alibaba had 40 robo dogs, Sharia Chechens had a thousand fails
        >Well recruit you're in luck cuz up your sleeve, you got the power of Russia, never fails!
        >Got S300s in your corner now, you've got some ammunition dumps, blyat-ACK!
        >Got pork brain lunch, a GAZ, salyut! All you gotta do is take Kyiv back, and I'll say:
        >"Mister Joe Biden sir, we accept surrender. Civil airliners? Shot em down!
        >You ain't never met an ape like me
        >Ukraine's your shopping mall and I'm security
        >Come on, loot anything you want, you ain't never met an ape like me!
        >Da, sir, we pride ourselves on straightness, but don't forget Dedovshchina!
        >Take what you want, for sure, true dish, but your CO is gonna frick you raw!
        >NLAW meet column A, Javelin meet column B
        >Just get rid of the Nazi-Jews, you ain't never met an ape like!
        >Eek eek ook - Two weeks!
        >Eek eek ook - Two more!
        >Eek eek ook - DA, DA!
        >Can your ape hoard wealth? Can your ape say blyat? Does your ape have friends, who wear little hats?
        >Can your ape launch NOOKS!? Hey looky here! Can your ape say dosvidiniya? Let it rip and make his opposition disappear?
        >So don't you sit there, FAS faced, mongol-eyed, I'm here to answer all your imams prayers
        >I've got Tsar-bomba, armies, mongrelized! Got a regime for campaigns of terror!
        >Got a powerful fleet to help you out! What, twas ne'er a shipped called Moscow!
        >You're red with glee and sieverts now! Well all you gotta do is take back Kyiv!
        >Blyat da, da, da!
        >Mister konsripty sir, have a fridge or two or three. HATO will fall, 'krops face the wall!
        >You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape
        >You ain't never met an ape, never met an ape
        >You ain't NEVER, MET AN, APE, LIKE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PrepHole never ceases to amaze me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is why I keep coming back to this dump of a website. Shit like this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
          MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE MONKEYYYY
          Hey clear the way of the pot steel cars, Nazi israelite, let us through, it's a bright new tsar
          Da come be the first in Donetsk to see this guy
          Make way here he comes, drop troops fire the guns, you're gonna love this goy
          Prince Monkey, glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
          ,to refleks lost your leg left, down to one knee
          Now try hard not to pogrom, break out your sunday quaran
          Then come and fill his barracks, mandatory!
          Prince Monkey glorious he, King of Donbabwa;
          tall as one half of a man, balding is he!
          He faces the homosex hoardes!
          Defeated 10 bears with swords!
          Who sent airborne to their lords?
          It's Prince Monkey!
          He's got fearsome white men riding camels!
          Purple asscheeks on his infantry!
          When it comes to exotic types of allies, has he got a zoo!
          I'm telling you it's a shitshow of rivalry!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh nonononon, the HATO chads are laughing at us again zisters !

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9PH1Jz2.png

      Its Over~

      Did Russia claim to have developed these only for it to be revealed that they bought it over Amazon from some Taiwanese developer copying Boston Dynamics and then attached a gun to it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they showed it off at an arms expo with Iran and some other shitholes attending.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You see tovarish, no one can tell is cheap alibaba robot dog if cover in ninja suit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delet zis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, at least optics for rpg isnt some Canon... r-right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone give me a qrd or point me in the right direction for optics?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa tippatappa

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a fricking deja vu right now
    I hope it goes as well as the last time

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laugh every time I see this webm. Pooteen's face is priceless!
      (He knows it's controlled by some dude off screen holding an RC controller, but has to put on a brave face, as if it's some kind of advanced wunderwaffle. The "little death" in him is written on his face, no matter how stoic he appears.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Robot
      >Vatnik
      >Robotnik
      Hold up.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh n-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much what I expected to see. The drone is simply too light and the recoil completely fricks up its balance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        iirrc it has a neural net so it's literally figuring out the recoil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't they mount it a bit forward? It should reduce its severity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not hydraulic so it would burn extra electricity if the robot wasn’t balanced

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Add a counterweight to the back. Thank me later, mechanical and electronics engineers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the answer is a 2nd grade solution to an engineering problem. flip the gun upside down. engineers are too stubborn to take the simple approach and instead insist on making some convoluted bullshit to fix a simple problem.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >flip the gun over
              >still on top of robot
              >nothing changes
              If this was a joke I’m sorry for missing it. You’re moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                leverage. you fricking moron. recoil impulse 2 inches above the robot is significantly lessened due to it's proximity to its center of mass as compared to 10 inches in the air

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you put it sideways it should be even better then, as you don't have to worry about the sights. Reloading may not be easy

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP
    https://twitter.com/d0tslash/status/1555326302462394370

    • 2 years ago
      Mandickinhim

      If you spent more than 1 minute checking, you'd realise it's only in dev mode and you can turn that off...

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BORN INTO A PACK

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Question. That battery is only so big. A battery only that big means that thing will run out of power in a couple of KM at best and most of the energy is spent transporting the battery itself (and the motors). I don't see how it manages driving wind or rain or sand or snow or even leaves to be honest with you. Why not just use the AT weapon to kill the enemy?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a pretty big fleshlight. Is that for horse semen collection?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is dog bot so cute

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How he do reload?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know I originally hated this shitty forced FBI manufacturered meme but this one is frickin great lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's been a thing for a while, you know. Since 2017 it looks like

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see Sergei, the rest of world must stop of laugh at us and take the serious if we have robot ninja dog.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't these things collapse from the power of the almighty 9mm (on the off chance they manage to avoid eating dirt merely trying to walk in a straight line?)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if a lower bore axis would help

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