Yeah but what if I'm hiking in a mountain and suddenly there's a bear I need to cut in half like in the anime? Or someone is mugging me thinking I'm disabled then I can run them through?
Because you can CC a gun in your pocket without looking like a disabled moron?
*smashes mugger in the head with cane and quick draw decapitates them faster than I can pull out a gun*
Nothing personnel, kid
>rattles in sheath >can't actually support bodyweight >sheath doesn't stay in place after some use
>can't support bodyweight
How heavy are you that you break aluminum and steel?
Just get the cold steel cane. Decent walking stick. Not a weapon. Strong enough to be used as a makeshift pry bar,window breaker and reach extender.
When used as blunt instrument focus on thrust attacks and upward strikes to the groin. over hand swings can be parried or deflected by the forearm and horizontal "slashes" need to connect with the head to do enough damage to KO someone.
yeah stabbing and punching are really hard to figure out, kek. the average HEMAhomosexual is an obese moronic nerd who cant even bench their bodyweight or run a mile.
Alright gentlemen, this is now a sword cane thread.
Why shouldn't I /k/?
https://www.knifecountryusa.com/store/product/205968.205997/dragon-king-12140-dragon-king-sword-taiji-cane-sword-with-rosewood-handle.html
Because then you'd be walking around with a cane and you already look autistic as it is.
Yeah but what if I'm hiking in a mountain and suddenly there's a bear I need to cut in half like in the anime? Or someone is mugging me thinking I'm disabled then I can run them through?
*smashes mugger in the head with cane and quick draw decapitates them faster than I can pull out a gun*
Nothing personnel, kid
>can't support bodyweight
How heavy are you that you break aluminum and steel?
OP is fat enough it will be an issue, homosexual
Because you can CC a gun in your pocket without looking like a disabled moron?
>rattles in sheath
>can't actually support bodyweight
>sheath doesn't stay in place after some use
Just get the cold steel cane. Decent walking stick. Not a weapon. Strong enough to be used as a makeshift pry bar,window breaker and reach extender.
When used as blunt instrument focus on thrust attacks and upward strikes to the groin. over hand swings can be parried or deflected by the forearm and horizontal "slashes" need to connect with the head to do enough damage to KO someone.
Love me stick,keep it in my car at all times.
but what about bears in the woods?
There is no safety or proper conventional weapon to carry that handles bears.
I'll duel wield my sword cane with my gun cane then
How many years of competitive fencing, kendo, or HEMA do you have?
>nooooooooo you need to train for years to learn how to stab
I bet you feel the same way about punching.
yeah stabbing and punching are really hard to figure out, kek. the average HEMAhomosexual is an obese moronic nerd who cant even bench their bodyweight or run a mile.
Punching is actually very hard to learn, that is why boxing has been trained since ancient Egypt.
Bro, never carry a weapon unless you have solid training.
>Punching is actually very hard to learn
yeah thats why i punched some kids lights out when i was 12, because i'd studied boxing for 10 years. lmao.
>playground fights in middle school is the same as fighting for your life as an adult
I hope you get mugged on video so you can prove us all wrong
>fist fighting for your life
I'm sorry you live in a 3rd world shithole.
i carry a handgun lmao.
sure you do
one fight is all the proof you need to know they're a total badass and capable of anything.
Alright gentlemen, this is now a sword cane thread.
Why shouldn't I /k/?
https://www.knifecountryusa.com/store/product/205968.205997/dragon-king-12140-dragon-king-sword-taiji-cane-sword-with-rosewood-handle.html
Brian, you ain't no pimp, dude.
You'll look autistic, and the only thing you'll harm with it is the slim chance of ever losing your virginity.
You'd probably bend it, you fat frick.
You'll buy a cheap one. It's gonna rattle...
You'd be better off with a pimp stick with a massive knob on.
Do what I do, buy a polearm but with a simple twist of the wrist you have a rock solid Cane