Name one reason why I shouldn't buy a Sword Cane.

Name one reason why I shouldn't buy a Sword Cane.

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because then you'd be walking around with a cane and you already look autistic as it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but what if I'm hiking in a mountain and suddenly there's a bear I need to cut in half like in the anime? Or someone is mugging me thinking I'm disabled then I can run them through?

      Because you can CC a gun in your pocket without looking like a disabled moron?

      *smashes mugger in the head with cane and quick draw decapitates them faster than I can pull out a gun*
      Nothing personnel, kid

      >rattles in sheath
      >can't actually support bodyweight
      >sheath doesn't stay in place after some use

      >can't support bodyweight
      How heavy are you that you break aluminum and steel?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP is fat enough it will be an issue, homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you can CC a gun in your pocket without looking like a disabled moron?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rattles in sheath
    >can't actually support bodyweight
    >sheath doesn't stay in place after some use

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just get the cold steel cane. Decent walking stick. Not a weapon. Strong enough to be used as a makeshift pry bar,window breaker and reach extender.

    When used as blunt instrument focus on thrust attacks and upward strikes to the groin. over hand swings can be parried or deflected by the forearm and horizontal "slashes" need to connect with the head to do enough damage to KO someone.

    Love me stick,keep it in my car at all times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but what about bears in the woods?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is no safety or proper conventional weapon to carry that handles bears.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll duel wield my sword cane with my gun cane then

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many years of competitive fencing, kendo, or HEMA do you have?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooooo you need to train for years to learn how to stab

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you feel the same way about punching.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah stabbing and punching are really hard to figure out, kek. the average HEMAhomosexual is an obese moronic nerd who cant even bench their bodyweight or run a mile.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Punching is actually very hard to learn, that is why boxing has been trained since ancient Egypt.

            Bro, never carry a weapon unless you have solid training.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Punching is actually very hard to learn
              yeah thats why i punched some kids lights out when i was 12, because i'd studied boxing for 10 years. lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >playground fights in middle school is the same as fighting for your life as an adult
                I hope you get mugged on video so you can prove us all wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fist fighting for your life
                I'm sorry you live in a 3rd world shithole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i carry a handgun lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure you do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                one fight is all the proof you need to know they're a total badass and capable of anything.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright gentlemen, this is now a sword cane thread.
    Why shouldn't I /k/?
    https://www.knifecountryusa.com/store/product/205968.205997/dragon-king-12140-dragon-king-sword-taiji-cane-sword-with-rosewood-handle.html

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brian, you ain't no pimp, dude.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll look autistic, and the only thing you'll harm with it is the slim chance of ever losing your virginity.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd probably bend it, you fat frick.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll buy a cheap one. It's gonna rattle...

    You'd be better off with a pimp stick with a massive knob on.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do what I do, buy a polearm but with a simple twist of the wrist you have a rock solid Cane

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *