>Many substantial speaking roles were filled by Mayan people who had never acted before. Sick Girl, who curses the hunting party as they and the captives pass right before entering the city, was played by a seven-year-old who lived in a dirt-floored hut in a village similar to Jaguar Paw's. >NOOOO, CONSERVATIVE DIRECTORS AND PRODUCERS WHITEWASH EVERYTHING
Based Mel
oh there was for sure tonnes of buttfricking, why do you think they had cabinboys? but that just emphasizes the point that pussy is gonna be pussy when you find it.
It wouldnt matter because a noose is a perfectly viable knot to use for anything. Let alone you cant oretend tobknow for sure it would have been used for intimidation. It was gay and fake outrage
I want to see a movie about that savage tribe from Bone Tomahawk. From their perspective, how they live and how it all happens. Y'all know what i'm talking about. Some realistic arthouse drama type shit
These threads always remind me how fricking good Apocalypto is and I feel enraged sometimes that there's no other movie quite like it. Pure soul, peak action filmmaking
Apparently a real thing, but I'm inclined to believe it's either some wives tale that got passed down through the ages or was observed one time by an explorer and nothing more was said about it.
I like the bad chief guy, he's cool.
He’s an ancient Sgt. Barnes from Platoon.
Sgt. Beans
frick everything about living in the jungle.
I wish I lived in the jungle and had a Mexica gf
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I didn't say anything about Latinas or Mestizas
Hot
Didn't understand a word tho
i would listen and then impregnate
>gets cute gf
>has to deal with her overbearing mother as well
You’d probably get eaten by a jaguar or die of starvation like those people on the discovery channel who do the challenge naked
>jungle
You dont, gross bugs everywhere. Its literal green hell
you mean free snacks everywhere. Its literal green paradise
Just move to LA
I wish it was more socially acceptable to dress like this.
They weren't kidding around with this movie. Pure kino.
more like Apocalypno
>looks directly into camera
>"uhhh... check please!"
>audience goes fricking apeshit
>Many substantial speaking roles were filled by Mayan people who had never acted before. Sick Girl, who curses the hunting party as they and the captives pass right before entering the city, was played by a seven-year-old who lived in a dirt-floored hut in a village similar to Jaguar Paw's.
>NOOOO, CONSERVATIVE DIRECTORS AND PRODUCERS WHITEWASH EVERYTHING
Based Mel
she's all growed up now
>Spaniards lost their minds over this
Grim
gotta remember how long travel took back then. sailors would try to frick manatees and pretend they were mermaids.
that's a really cool story that absolutely 100% happened in real life and not about blanking out all the butfricking that happened below deck
oh there was for sure tonnes of buttfricking, why do you think they had cabinboys? but that just emphasizes the point that pussy is gonna be pussy when you find it.
>agua por favor
>told you I ain't got no mountain dew baha blast
>wont even gib agua
more like Mounting israelite
>carries around spicy wiener flowers in his back pocket
Idk man, why would someone do that?
They were out hunting. Probably gathered them along the way so they could put them on food later
>here, rub this 1,000,000 Scoville chilli on your wiener n balls and shove it deep into her pussy
To be fair, that's a pretty good prank bro
I imagine having your junk hurt as if it was burned with a red hot iron is hardly funny.
The whole village got a laugh. And he laughed too after he cooled off his balls, then swore he would get revenge prank on the old man
"Accidentally" splashing his dick and balls with lye is a proper counterprank.
Jesus christ. I've seen fight club, no thanks
A funny thing that people seem to miss is that his wife is trying to rinse out her mouth after he runs out of the hut
I also noticed this
really enjoyed this movie it was visceral kino
Funniest prank ever
This would be infinitely more painful than the film demonstrates
What were these things? They look like flowers.
Supposedly the flower of the Soanzo plant.
Anyone ever watch pic related? not quite Apocalypto tier but still breddy comfy.
I find it hard to feel sad about this guy when just 10 minutes ago he tricked his own son into smudging his penis with pepper
that wasn't his son, that was the village idiot
It was just a prank bro
Is this from a director commentary or something? Would Iike to see more of it
The Making of Apocalypto
Ty fellow Apocalypto appreciator
very cool thanks anon
Mel is a great director, you can see how much energy he brings to the set
I went to nascar for the first time and it was so loud afterwards i went home and watched this on mute in silence, very cool movie
Nascar has been so fricking gay since that black guy freaked out over a noose
>noose
It wasnt a noose
It wouldnt matter because a noose is a perfectly viable knot to use for anything. Let alone you cant oretend tobknow for sure it would have been used for intimidation. It was gay and fake outrage
Its was a pull rope for closing carage doors lol
Faker and gayer than juicy smollet
What even happened to that poor Black person? Give himself a heart attack at the sight of an air wrench?
he looks like suspendas on kratom
I want to see a movie about that savage tribe from Bone Tomahawk. From their perspective, how they live and how it all happens. Y'all know what i'm talking about. Some realistic arthouse drama type shit
>mfw trying to tell a cute girl I like her
These threads always remind me how fricking good Apocalypto is and I feel enraged sometimes that there's no other movie quite like it. Pure soul, peak action filmmaking
Cartles arent some honourable warrior culture so frick em
Warwick?
Huahuicl
does this shit actually work or is it a meme for the movie?
The entire film is a meme for the film
Apparently a real thing, but I'm inclined to believe it's either some wives tale that got passed down through the ages or was observed one time by an explorer and nothing more was said about it.