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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the bad chief guy, he's cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s an ancient Sgt. Barnes from Platoon.
      Sgt. Beans

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick everything about living in the jungle.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I lived in the jungle and had a Mexica gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=6xbGYbwMNqVdXd6P

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say anything about Latinas or Mestizas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot
        Didn't understand a word tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would listen and then impregnate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets cute gf
      >has to deal with her overbearing mother as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’d probably get eaten by a jaguar or die of starvation like those people on the discovery channel who do the challenge naked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jungle
      You dont, gross bugs everywhere. Its literal green hell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean free snacks everywhere. Its literal green paradise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just move to LA

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was more socially acceptable to dress like this.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't kidding around with this movie. Pure kino.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like Apocalypno

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks directly into camera
    >"uhhh... check please!"
    >audience goes fricking apeshit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Many substantial speaking roles were filled by Mayan people who had never acted before. Sick Girl, who curses the hunting party as they and the captives pass right before entering the city, was played by a seven-year-old who lived in a dirt-floored hut in a village similar to Jaguar Paw's.
    >NOOOO, CONSERVATIVE DIRECTORS AND PRODUCERS WHITEWASH EVERYTHING
    Based Mel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's all growed up now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spaniards lost their minds over this
        Grim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gotta remember how long travel took back then. sailors would try to frick manatees and pretend they were mermaids.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a really cool story that absolutely 100% happened in real life and not about blanking out all the butfricking that happened below deck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh there was for sure tonnes of buttfricking, why do you think they had cabinboys? but that just emphasizes the point that pussy is gonna be pussy when you find it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >agua por favor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >told you I ain't got no mountain dew baha blast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wont even gib agua
        more like Mounting israelite

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carries around spicy wiener flowers in his back pocket
      Idk man, why would someone do that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were out hunting. Probably gathered them along the way so they could put them on food later

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >here, rub this 1,000,000 Scoville chilli on your wiener n balls and shove it deep into her pussy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, that's a pretty good prank bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine having your junk hurt as if it was burned with a red hot iron is hardly funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whole village got a laugh. And he laughed too after he cooled off his balls, then swore he would get revenge prank on the old man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Accidentally" splashing his dick and balls with lye is a proper counterprank.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ. I've seen fight club, no thanks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A funny thing that people seem to miss is that his wife is trying to rinse out her mouth after he runs out of the hut

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I also noticed this
              really enjoyed this movie it was visceral kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest prank ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be infinitely more painful than the film demonstrates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were these things? They look like flowers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly the flower of the Soanzo plant.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever watch pic related? not quite Apocalypto tier but still breddy comfy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hard to feel sad about this guy when just 10 minutes ago he tricked his own son into smudging his penis with pepper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that wasn't his son, that was the village idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a prank bro

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from a director commentary or something? Would Iike to see more of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Making of Apocalypto

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ty fellow Apocalypto appreciator

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          very cool thanks anon
          Mel is a great director, you can see how much energy he brings to the set

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to nascar for the first time and it was so loud afterwards i went home and watched this on mute in silence, very cool movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nascar has been so fricking gay since that black guy freaked out over a noose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >noose
        It wasnt a noose

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldnt matter because a noose is a perfectly viable knot to use for anything. Let alone you cant oretend tobknow for sure it would have been used for intimidation. It was gay and fake outrage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its was a pull rope for closing carage doors lol
            Faker and gayer than juicy smollet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What even happened to that poor Black person? Give himself a heart attack at the sight of an air wrench?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like suspendas on kratom

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see a movie about that savage tribe from Bone Tomahawk. From their perspective, how they live and how it all happens. Y'all know what i'm talking about. Some realistic arthouse drama type shit

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw trying to tell a cute girl I like her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads always remind me how fricking good Apocalypto is and I feel enraged sometimes that there's no other movie quite like it. Pure soul, peak action filmmaking

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cartles arent some honourable warrior culture so frick em

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warwick?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huahuicl

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this shit actually work or is it a meme for the movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire film is a meme for the film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently a real thing, but I'm inclined to believe it's either some wives tale that got passed down through the ages or was observed one time by an explorer and nothing more was said about it.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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