>Meanwhile, in the? Posted on March 16, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor >Meanwhile, in the PrepHole bunker
WHERE ARE THOSE MOLEMEN?
THE S*Y/ESTROGEN-MUTATED WORMS ARE CHEWING THROUGH THE SECOND BARRIER DAMN IT!
WE ARE HALF OUT OF AMMO FOR THE MOSINS!
THAT IS 15 TONS of ammo GONE and they are STILL coming!
Sorry I'm late, my car got repo'd and I haven't talked to my children in 18 years...
Hello, this is "Moleman in the Morning". Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.
and good god I just realized I ignored this poor bastard that has spent 13 hours talking into our intercoms...
don't tell me you are the only moleman left?!!
OP is getting his asshole reamed on level 5. so go there if you're also a gay. ill be in the mess if you need me.
The HELL you are!
Get back to level 7 and FIGHT!
AND YOU! SHUT UP, grab a shovel, and start fortifying AGAINST THE FUCKING WORMS, BLUEBALLS!
Imagine trying to sleep while your sister is violently schlicking one level below
Wanna smurf, boi?
>Someone leaked the air filtration system specifications on the Bunkerthunder forums AGAIN
Are you retards really trying to get us killed by some salty clan?
>he thinks a filtration system will protect him from me dumping hydrogen fluoride into his intakes
I always wonder how all the billionaires / multi-millionaires that buy these silos and convert them into doomsday bunkers plan to survive. What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse? I mean they can't even cook their own meals for example, they would need an entire support staff in those bunkers. What's the motive / incentive for all of them to obey their billionaire masters instead of just taking it over for themselves? First, you would need leverage on all of the staff. You would at the very least need to let all of their families come into the bunker with them, increasing the amount of supplies and water you need to have available as well as provide for the billionaire's family / friends / gurus or whatever they would bring with them to the bunker and their families as well. Then, you would need some kind of loyal security force that is willing to die for you as well. By the time you get all the staff you need to survive in there you're looking at nearly hundreds of people.
and then what? what do they do after the apocalypse is over, assuming governments worldwide no longer exist, you're going to need to somehow restart civilization.
If you had a handpicked community of a few hundred, you'd be much better off than alone. The plan could just be to support them all and then live in the post apocalyptic village that results. You wouldn't necessarily have to lead it - you'd be old and surrounded by people grateful to you, at that point.
Of course, a billionaire wouldn't think like that, so maybe their plan is to eat the children of their employees or some shit
It's true many billionaires are weirdos, though some aren't. But there are lots of people at this point with say $10m-80m net worth who might certainly do some level of bunker if they wanted but would be normal if you met them.
hold up how the fuck does the visor flip up with the headlamp in the way?
It's a helmet anon.
>What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse?
There is no likely "apocalypse" in the real world of the kind that shows up in games and movies. Even in an all out nuclear war scenario even just waiting out a few weeks to a few months dramatically increases your health chances, and after that just having a safe place to return to and eat/sleep goes even further even if you're working out on the surface.
>I mean they can't even cook their own meals for example
Most of them certainly can though. This is just another form of wishful thinking, that somehow to "make things even" rich people can't do basic functions but of course lots can, and plenty of rich people in America started poor/middle class anyway. That it might not be worth their time normally if they don't specifically enjoy it is different.
>First, you would need leverage on all of the staff blah blah blah
This is you being a weirdo anon. IRL a lot of us just have friends and get along. No leverage needed, most humans are social. Don't be an asshole, have decent people you've worked with a while along with some friends, apportion things reasonably fairly, and in adverse circumstances most people will come together.
Then you get out and be helpful and start rebuilding.
Billionaires assume there's a return to normal, after which they can go abcknto disrupting markets with their big beautiful CEO brains.
And of course, these clowns are never wrong, so...
>What's the motive / incentive for all of them to obey their billionaire masters instead of just taking it over for themselves?
Explosive collars or the whole food supply/infastructure is hardcoded to the owner beeing alive or something
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2022/10/26/survival-richest-review-rushkoff/ describes how these people think and how they see us normal people
4-12% of all CEOs are assumed to be psychopaths (normal population ~1%), so expect some fallout vault style bullshit from them
Lol you need to get out and meet actual people rather than rot your brain on memes
>they can't even cook their own meals
they love cooking, it's an expensive hobby, they just don't do it regularly (which makes it even more expensive) so they have staff do it for them
>you would need leverage on all of the staff
yeah, the leverage is the staff are their families and close friends
>You would at the very least need to let all of their families come into the bunker with them, increasing the amount of supplies and water you need
gee a multi-millionaire who can buy his own fucking doomsday bunker will surely run into financial problems trying to stock years of food for a couple extra heads
they already do that IRL by providing jobs, cars, gifts, houses etc
>you would need some kind of loyal security force that is willing to die for you as well
They're all armed by the way
The rich aren't anti-gun, they're anti guns for (you) but not for them
>By the time you get all the staff you need to survive in there you're looking at nearly hundreds of people
Have you never done housework ever? You just need 2 caretakers max to comfortably service 1 dwelling for all their families
fucking come out of the basement and touch grass
>they already do that IRL by providing jobs
thank you for your service, loyal koolaid drinker
you don't know what you're talking about
I read an article about this. Most of them just think they'll naturally be the new kings, but some of them seem pretty based and are talking about how they can help other people survive too.
>What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse?
Solar flare is the only contingency it covers. EMP will be followed by invasion, surely.
>EMP will be followed by invasion, surely.
Stupid idea. EMP doesn't take out the nuclear triad and no one else has power projection. From where would a viable nuke-proof invasion come?
All the lackeys are of lower security clearance levels.
You can fill a big storage room of such a bunker with 10 000 day rations. Enough for three people to survive 10 years. This is enough time for the surrounding area to have developed a solution, or you yourself, at least. Else you just die, yes.
Don't be a fucking retard. Even billionaires are human that can function as human after the apocalypse.
If you have enough money for this, you're much better off on an autonomous civilian yacht/ decomissioned oil rig platform.
who the fuck moved Saddam Hussein again? This is the third time this week we've lost track of him
>We need to turn our weapons over to the government
>No one needs more than a bolt action rifle
>If you don't believe in Gun control you're a Russian shill
>we need common sense gun control!
WHERE IS DEAD SEAGULL STORAGE?????
Between the skinwalker sex pens and the deer... Uh... Sex pens.
Soooo, I was down in the sub levels trying to dig my way free when I found this odd mirror buried in a metal casket.
I figured what the fuck and said “Ammojack” into it three times at midnight and all I got was a can of Spaghetti-O’s.
What should I do with it?
Hey guys, I keep hearing this voice near the northern wall at the pool room. I think it's asking for "Freemes" anyone know what that is?
Are you worried? I wouldn't be.
I stole the phosphorus out of all the flares, if you horny fucks so much as come near me in igniting the bunker
hay guyse i'm taking the coupe to the 7-11 anyone want anythin
Mickey's and jerky?
Okay, who the fuck tainted the brownie dough?
>still a target for Russia who probably never updated targeting.
Well, it’s one way to be rid of the rich.
I think we have a problem
>find a door in the very lowest level you've never seen before
ask how in the goddamn holy fuck there's a window letting in natural sunlight 200 meters below ground level
>he doesn't know
>ah, I need to take my pills again
spray and pray.
I swear there was only twenty something levels last week but now we're at 35. Is moleman digging more levels or did someone bring back another piece of that Russian Carrier?
Who the fuck let the goddamn deer out this time?
Worms are mostly dead now.
That... that wasn't a deer anon.
That was one of those fucking demented Siberian demon possessed deer.
It crawled off into the vents afterwards.
Fuck where did you photograph that? Thats the fucking "deer"!
I don't know who keeps tossing spent casings into the garbage incinerator, but it has to stop. This is the fifteenth time I've had to pull out the half-charred remains of a brass goblin from the chute.
>Not the Bun/k/er
Anyways I gotta get back to genetically engineering anthro waifus for the /arg/ boys.