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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THOSE MOLEMEN?
    THE S*Y/ESTROGEN-MUTATED WORMS ARE CHEWING THROUGH THE SECOND BARRIER DAMN IT!
    WE ARE HALF OUT OF AMMO FOR THE MOSINS!
    THAT IS 15 TONS of ammo GONE and they are STILL coming!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I'm late, my car got repo'd and I haven't talked to my children in 18 years...
      Hello, this is "Moleman in the Morning". Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and good god I just realized I ignored this poor bastard that has spent 13 hours talking into our intercoms...
        don't tell me you are the only moleman left?!!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP is getting his butthole reamed on level 5. so go there if you're also a homosexual. ill be in the mess if you need me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The HELL you are!
      Get back to level 7 and FIGHT!

      https://i.imgur.com/lLDswrP.jpg

      Wanna smurf, boi?

      AND YOU! SHUT UP, grab a shovel, and start fortifying AGAINST THE FRICKING WORMS, BLUEBALLS!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to sleep while your sister is violently schlicking one level below

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna smurf, boi?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone leaked the air filtration system specifications on the Bunkerthunder forums AGAIN
    Are you morons really trying to get us killed by some salty clan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks a filtration system will protect him from me dumping hydrogen fluoride into his intakes
      ngmi

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder how all the billionaires / multi-millionaires that buy these silos and convert them into doomsday bunkers plan to survive. What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse? I mean they can't even cook their own meals for example, they would need an entire support staff in those bunkers. What's the motive / incentive for all of them to obey their billionaire masters instead of just taking it over for themselves? First, you would need leverage on all of the staff. You would at the very least need to let all of their families come into the bunker with them, increasing the amount of supplies and water you need to have available as well as provide for the billionaire's family / friends / gurus or whatever they would bring with them to the bunker and their families as well. Then, you would need some kind of loyal security force that is willing to die for you as well. By the time you get all the staff you need to survive in there you're looking at nearly hundreds of people.

    and then what? what do they do after the apocalypse is over, assuming governments worldwide no longer exist, you're going to need to somehow restart civilization.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you had a handpicked community of a few hundred, you'd be much better off than alone. The plan could just be to support them all and then live in the post apocalyptic village that results. You wouldn't necessarily have to lead it - you'd be old and surrounded by people grateful to you, at that point.

      Of course, a billionaire wouldn't think like that, so maybe their plan is to eat the children of their employees or some shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's true many billionaires are weirdos, though some aren't. But there are lots of people at this point with say $10m-80m net worth who might certainly do some level of bunker if they wanted but would be normal if you met them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hold up how the frick does the visor flip up with the headlamp in the way?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a helmet anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse?
      There is no likely "apocalypse" in the real world of the kind that shows up in games and movies. Even in an all out nuclear war scenario even just waiting out a few weeks to a few months dramatically increases your health chances, and after that just having a safe place to return to and eat/sleep goes even further even if you're working out on the surface.
      >I mean they can't even cook their own meals for example
      Most of them certainly can though. This is just another form of wishful thinking, that somehow to "make things even" rich people can't do basic functions but of course lots can, and plenty of rich people in America started poor/middle class anyway. That it might not be worth their time normally if they don't specifically enjoy it is different.
      >First, you would need leverage on all of the staff blah blah blah
      This is you being a weirdo anon. IRL a lot of us just have friends and get along. No leverage needed, most humans are social. Don't be an butthole, have decent people you've worked with a while along with some friends, apportion things reasonably fairly, and in adverse circumstances most people will come together.

      Then you get out and be helpful and start rebuilding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Billionaires assume there's a return to normal, after which they can go abcknto disrupting markets with their big beautiful CEO brains.

      And of course, these clowns are never wrong, so...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the motive / incentive for all of them to obey their billionaire masters instead of just taking it over for themselves?
      Explosive collars or the whole food supply/infastructure is hardcoded to the owner beeing alive or something
      https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2022/10/26/survival-richest-review-rushkoff/ describes how these people think and how they see us normal people
      4-12% of all CEOs are assumed to be psychopaths (normal population ~1%), so expect some fallout vault style bullshit from them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you need to get out and meet actual people rather than rot your brain on memes
      >they can't even cook their own meals
      they love cooking, it's an expensive hobby, they just don't do it regularly (which makes it even more expensive) so they have staff do it for them
      >you would need leverage on all of the staff
      yeah, the leverage is the staff are their families and close friends
      >You would at the very least need to let all of their families come into the bunker with them, increasing the amount of supplies and water you need
      gee a multi-millionaire who can buy his own fricking doomsday bunker will surely run into financial problems trying to stock years of food for a couple extra heads
      they already do that IRL by providing jobs, cars, gifts, houses etc
      >you would need some kind of loyal security force that is willing to die for you as well
      They're all armed by the way
      The rich aren't anti-gun, they're anti guns for (you) but not for them
      >By the time you get all the staff you need to survive in there you're looking at nearly hundreds of people
      Lol balls
      Have you never done housework ever? You just need 2 caretakers max to comfortably service 1 dwelling for all their families

      fricking come out of the basement and touch grass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they already do that IRL by providing jobs
        thank you for your service, loyal koolaid drinker

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hurrurr koolaid
          you don't know what you're talking about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I read an article about this. Most of them just think they'll naturally be the new kings, but some of them seem pretty based and are talking about how they can help other people survive too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What exactly is their plan after the apocalypse?
      Solar flare is the only contingency it covers. EMP will be followed by invasion, surely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >EMP will be followed by invasion, surely.

        Stupid idea. EMP doesn't take out the nuclear triad and no one else has power projection. From where would a viable nuke-proof invasion come?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the lackeys are of lower security clearance levels.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can fill a big storage room of such a bunker with 10 000 day rations. Enough for three people to survive 10 years. This is enough time for the surrounding area to have developed a solution, or you yourself, at least. Else you just die, yes.
      >support staff
      Don't be a fricking moron. Even billionaires are human that can function as human after the apocalypse.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you have enough money for this, you're much better off on an autonomous civilian yacht/ decomissioned oil rig platform.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick moved Saddam Hussein again? This is the third time this week we've lost track of him

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We need to turn our weapons over to the government
    >No one needs more than a bolt action rifle
    >If you don't believe in Gun control you're a Russian shill
    >we need common sense gun control!

    nu-/k/ bunker

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS DEAD SEAGULL STORAGE?????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Between the skinwalker sex pens and the deer... Uh... Sex pens.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soooo, I was down in the sub levels trying to dig my way free when I found this odd mirror buried in a metal casket.

    I figured what the frick and said “Ammojack” into it three times at midnight and all I got was a can of Spaghetti-O’s.

    What should I do with it?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, I keep hearing this voice near the northern wall at the pool room. I think it's asking for "Freemes" anyone know what that is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you worried? I wouldn't be.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stole the phosphorus out of all the flares, if you horny fricks so much as come near me in igniting the bunker

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hay guyse i'm taking the coupe to the 7-11 anyone want anythin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mickey's and jerky?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, who the frick tainted the brownie dough?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reconstituted silo
    >still a target for Russia who probably never updated targeting.
    Well, it’s one way to be rid of the rich.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think we have a problem

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >find a door in the very lowest level you've never seen before
    >open it
    >see this
    What do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ask how in the goddamn holy frick there's a window letting in natural sunlight 200 meters below ground level

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ah, I need to take my pills again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      spray and pray.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      recruit them.
      kill worms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *unzips dick*

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swear there was only twenty something levels last week but now we're at 35. Is moleman digging more levels or did someone bring back another piece of that Russian Carrier?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick let the goddamn deer out this time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I DID!
      Worms are mostly dead now.
      That... that wasn't a deer anon.
      That was one of those fricking demented Siberian demon possessed deer.
      It crawled off into the vents afterwards.

      https://i.imgur.com/4mzizwX.jpg

      I think we have a problem

      Frick where did you photograph that? Thats the fricking "deer"!

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who keeps tossing spent casings into the garbage incinerator, but it has to stop. This is the fifteenth time I've had to pull out the half-charred remains of a brass goblin from the chute.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not the Bun/k/er
    Anyways I gotta get back to genetically engineering anthro waifus for the /arg/ boys.

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