>me?

>me? I use manual mowers. Environmentally friendly and good for small lawns, you should really-
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the stick confounded the moron, and he knew not what to do

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny that you make this thread because I've been. thinking of buying one of these classic ones. thoughts?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you have a fairly small lawn, they're kind of a pain because you have to cut way more often, like twice a week. They really don't do well with tall grass as far as I've heard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thankfully i live in middle of nowhere so i just let that shit grow
        gives the bugs(not chinese) someplace to be
        i just trim around the house and pathways

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twice a week? What kinda super-grass are you growing that goes up an inch a day?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      typically they cut grass better than lawnmowers, which are often dull from running over twigs and sticks and leaves. i like mine and the n*ggers around here don't steal them, unlike motorized mowers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wooden handle
      none of the old ones had wooden handles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not even remotely true, please stop making shit up Black person, we all have google

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have one and it is great because I only have about 6 parking space of grass to mow. Even getting a cheap electric mower is over kill.

      Unless you have a fairly small lawn, they're kind of a pain because you have to cut way more often, like twice a week. They really don't do well with tall grass as far as I've heard.

      Yes you can't let the grass grow to long. But you can get a running start and it will cut.

      >he doesn't use a scythe

      What?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a scythe

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ram it over small sticks and everything else. Only the bigger ones jam in the blades. The small ones snap in half

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not mangaing a herd of guinea pigs and turning all that grass into an edible high quality protein source

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The clunk swish sound out of a push mower always reminds me of my childhood. Still not worth it though since they are a pain in the ass for many of the reasons other anons stated.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You use a manual mower because it's "green"
    I use a manual mower because I'm autistic and it's good exercise

    We are not the same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We are not the same

      I use a reel mower because I hate noise, vibration, fumes, maintenance, etc. and because I don't like throwing rocks at cars and houses and pedestrians.

      On the other hand, all the complaints in this thread are legit. A reel mower is probably great in perfect situations like a golf course, but in a real yard they pretty much suck. But I'm gonna keep mine because I'm hardheaded. (that guy who said his reel mower snaps most twigs must weigh about 400 lbs; mine stops dead in its tracks for anything larger than a matchstick - the same mechanical advantage that makes the reel spin fast multiplies the stopping power of a twig).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rake the yard before mowing? it's not 100% but it'll help a lot

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a challenger appears

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the pro groundskeeper pull behind reels are cool. But frick doing any real size lawn with a push manual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is that? lots of people seem to love the fiskars push mower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is no better cut than a reel mower. they shear the grass against a stationary blade rather than ripping it off by conservation of momentum like a regular mower. cleanly cut grass grows back more evenly and is softer without the dead torn tips a spinning mower leaves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fiskars shill plz lv and take that horseshit with you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            who said anything about pushing and sweating? god graced man with the invention of the riding mower so you can mow while sitting qnd drinking beer as he intended

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here encounter these fricking basedboy cucks worshipping electric OPE and getting irrationally angry at people who still want to use ICE stuff?

    Friend invited me to a sportsbar his work reserved and I was talking to one of his coworkers who was obsessed with telling everyone he didn't already know how good electric lawnmowers were and he was such a c**t about it you would've thought he was a salesman for the fricking things. I told him they didn't suit my needs and he went into this god damned tirade about people needing to get out of the stone age on tech and figure out how far batteries have come since grandpa's day and when he finally asked "so how big is your yard? an acre? acre and a half?" I told him 40, with an additional 240 leased, and that I didn't even own a lawnmower I cut my grass with a 90hp john deere 4040. The prick couldn't even be graceful about it he just sighed and rolled his eyes like I wasted his time then stormed off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick are you mowing that much?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To make hay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not a lawn dipshit that's a fricking pasture, don't pretend like you can't figure out the difference

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            well no shit, but I wanted this Black person to shut the frick up, I despise people who behave like living basedjacks and he certainly was one. I've heard similar sentiment from reddit/youtube and am afraid more and more people will become insufferable electric OPE simps crying about free choice on the marketplace

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              so what's your solution? because to me you're just as bad as the guy you're b***hing about. both of you are trying to get other people on your bandwagon, that's for sure. your crying about his crying isn't any better. there's eight billion people on this god forsaken planet, I think the markets can handle a little niche variety and still cater to your complaining ass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no bandwagon, I don't think you read the posts correctly or you're making up additional details in your head. I am not demanding anything except people to not be spergs for [new thing] and spend their free time trying to "convert" people to [new thing] because it's obnoxious. I offer no alternative [thing] to convert to. I support freedom of market choice and think electric OPE is a good solution for your average suburban 1/4 acre lot homeowner, but don't pretend this is a simple horseshoe theory situation when you have shitholes like California trying to outlaw ICE engines for OPE while zealots screaming electric praise pave the way for similar sentiment elsewhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your story sucks and you should feel bad

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these frickers weighed twice to thrice as much as modern reel mowers which are usually twenty pounds or so, maybe a little more.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm considering one of these rather expensive Amish made reel mowers, a little over $700 for the big one though so I bet they're really damn good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds way too expensive for what it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a little over $700 for the big one though so I bet they're really damn good
      >he thinks price = quality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went to the websight and all the reviews are very positive and they say that no one has ever returned one of their mowers. Ordinarily I'd be scheptical but these are amish people.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >amish
          >website
          Yeah everything seems in order here get 12

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        generally true regarding tools, the more you spend the better quality product you get. but you seem like a chineseium kind of guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks.

      I have no bandwagon, I don't think you read the posts correctly or you're making up additional details in your head. I am not demanding anything except people to not be spergs for [new thing] and spend their free time trying to "convert" people to [new thing] because it's obnoxious. I offer no alternative [thing] to convert to. I support freedom of market choice and think electric OPE is a good solution for your average suburban 1/4 acre lot homeowner, but don't pretend this is a simple horseshoe theory situation when you have shitholes like california trying to outlaw ICE engines for OPE while zealots screaming electric praise pave the way for similar sentiment elsewhere.

      You got to know when to lurk here,
      know when to work here.
      Know when to post a thread,
      and know when to run.

      https://i.imgur.com/nokv4op.png

      there is no better cut than a reel mower. they shear the grass against a stationary blade rather than ripping it off by conservation of momentum like a regular mower. cleanly cut grass grows back more evenly and is softer without the dead torn tips a spinning mower leaves

      > rips grass
      like you rip a fart?
      Sharpen your blade. How many mowers have I come across that have extremely dull blades, that whack the grass instead of cutting it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >he doesn't use a scythe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      eww a namegay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      scythes are for harvesting hay, not for maintaining lawn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hay is tall grass bozo

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a lawn at all
    ok karen

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I was my fathers slave labor.
    I mowed using one of these reel mowers. Lets just say I never got fat. Then weed eaters were some scissor contraption that you crawled around using.
    Kids these days are soft, pathetic and lazy.
    This c**try is doomed.
    Inb4 boomer this boomer that fricking pussies

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