KELTECs drug problem

When will it come out?
Will it get postponed again?
Will it be even good if it comes out?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to quote my local skinwalker, I wouldn't worry about it, I'll happen when it happens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed audibly

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want it? That legitimately looks like one of the worst handgun designs in history.
    I get same feeling about it like when I'm cutting down a tree, spot something shiny in the sawdust only to realize it's one of the nuts that's supposed to hold my bar.
    Imagine having to keep retightening screws in your edc gun constantly, that would drive me mad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bar nuts walking off
      Bruh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It happens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are narrow as shit no wonder. I've never had it on my Echo or Stihls, but then again it's hard to use a stihl when you're just pulling on it for half the day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh again
            They're both 8x1.25

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I use the fart boss or whatever the fuck mid tier stihl on is named.
        Loses a bar but every 2 fuel tanks worth of work.

        I fucking hate the man portable large took category, chainsaws, wheedwhackers that kind of stuff. they are all a pain in the ass, doesn't matter gas or electric, chnesium or name brand, they all suck balls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/p9FgUxW.jpg

      It happens

      Change enough chains or even tighten enough and you will eventually loose a non captive nut. Or several over decades of near daily saw use.

      Those are narrow as shit no wonder. I've never had it on my Echo or Stihls, but then again it's hard to use a stihl when you're just pulling on it for half the day.

      >Got a 440 that is older than most people here, it's my daily workhorse. Clean your filters, replace them often, and check your carb after each filter replacement. Your fuel filter is probably gunked up, as is your air filter and the carb.
      Also, switch to racing two stroke mix.

      https://i.imgur.com/OdOtVaf.jpg

      Yeah I use the fart boss or whatever the fuck mid tier stihl on is named.
      Loses a bar but every 2 fuel tanks worth of work.

      I fucking hate the man portable large took category, chainsaws, wheedwhackers that kind of stuff. they are all a pain in the ass, doesn't matter gas or electric, chnesium or name brand, they all suck balls.

      Nut up and buy pro grade shit. A MS 261 is probably too much power to weight for you, go with a 362.
      Also, don't buy safety chain. If your dumb ass is using the tip of the saw? You have either fucked up, or have significant experience. Either way, safety chain is a piece of training gear that should be used up and replaced with regular or skip chain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nut up and buy pro grade shit.
        Dude, I cut 3-4 trees a year on average, im not dropping another $700 for a pro grade saw just because it poops out a nut once in a while.

        No clue what safety chain is. I have picrel, it looks like every other chain I've ever seen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Be a man and use an axe.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god bless that man those guns are sexual

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The metal ones kinda cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you think you look like after 4 straight days of cocaine

      https://i.imgur.com/NRDispO.jpg

      When will it come out?
      Will it get postponed again?
      Will it be even good if it comes out?

      What you actually look like after 4 straight days of cocaine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does this gun do that other guns don't? Kel Tec usually has a gimmick of some kind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's no gimmick this time, it's just a solid design built with traditional Floridean craftsmanship

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thinnest double stack 17 round 9mm. I guess it's impressive if you're fat and still want to pretend you can fit into your pants?

          I think this obsession with having the thinnest gun is a fad that will go away. I put fatter grips on my double stacks so I have more contact with my support hand and I still use ProGrip at matches.

          Interesting. I actually prefer the gun be as thin as possible. I shoot for self defense no competition and part of legal self defense shooting requires your life to be just about over before you draw and shoot someone. Given that the law requires you play self defense like an ambush predator, I want maximum concealment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thinnest double stack 17 round 9mm. I guess it's impressive if you're fat and still want to pretend you can fit into your pants?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          derp, forgot the pic and misstated the capacity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think this obsession with having the thinnest gun is a fad that will go away. I put fatter grips on my double stacks so I have more contact with my support hand and I still use ProGrip at matches.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meh, I like thinner and smaller grips. I can get if you don't want to deal with it but it is one of those things that are nice in the hand. I'll probably pick one up when someone sells thiers because they can't ride the lightning but I'm not really hyped about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah there is a lower limit. A grip still has to conform to human-sized hands. It is however useful on a carry piece, where gripping comfort is not as high a priority.

            You know I think they should take the magic pixie dust they used to shrink 9mm guns down (p365, hellcat, p15) and apply it to 10mm or 45acp guns. The result being 9mm sized guns in bigger calibers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As more and more Americans stop chugging goyslop, their waists are becoming slimmer and they need slimmer guns.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You got that backwards chum. Slim guns are for fat people. Their fat rolls push out a normal sized gun and they can't just drape a t shirt over it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're trying too hard to shit on a good thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s their first striker fired I believe. It’s only 14oz as well. It also allows you to disable the magazine disconnect and the grip safety. Don’t know if you want to disable the grip safety, but fuckin love that KelTec will let you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does disabling the grip safety allow it to be removed, also does it maintain drop safety without it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’d imagine you can take the piece out or it retracts itself. Not sure that it keeps the drop safety. Not much info is out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IF it was reliable I'd own one. The metal and wood look is a nice break from the endless sea of polymer shit everywhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, that actually looks nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this one, its like an engineer made a gun in his garage with access to cnc mills.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >15 rounds, 12 in flush fit
    >14oz
    >6.6 long, 5in high , <1in wide
    Seems impossible.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is kel tec so obsessed with screws?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s really fun to screw things together when you’re high as the Columbia Andes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know the Andes passed through North America

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most offensive thing I've seen all day and there was a pedo on my altchan earlier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that hard rough-n-ribbed grip is perfect for scratching your hemorrhoids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lain? webring? or another chan?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these will take old s&w 5906 mags right? if so im excited. if not i am indifferent.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those cokehead mad scientists made a Glock 19 sized 9mm pistol that weighs 14oz. FOURTEEN. Glock 19 is 21oz, and a tiny subcompact like the hellcat is around 18oz. How did they do it bros? Can we get an 11 or 12 oz subcompact pistol from them in the future?

    Imagine an 11oz p365/hellcat with ~15 rounds 30SC loaded with ultralight extreme cavitation bullets. I think I would jizz, boys.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it p365 size or smaller then I'll give a shit. Only fatties could conceal this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And take the fucking palm web safety off. Holy fuck what year is this? That's something every gun enthusiast complains about being on every gun that it's on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do have the option to remove it. It also has a magazine disconnect that’s optional.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 5 oz’s lighter than a p365

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shill

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name one TRULY zany thing keltec has made. this lol "LOL GOGAINE XDD" meme is so god damn forced.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea it is kinda a Reddit shit meme. But keltec is absolutely unique in many ways. Also built to be as cheap as possible, almost like they have a cocaine budget.

      Their guy in the P15 interview seemed hungover/still drunk.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what're you talking about OP, I have one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy. Their site says shipping Q4 and other than shot show there’s been no info.

      What do you think about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trigger is excellent, sights keep walking. It’s very small for 15+1. Trying to crank a vid out for Tues if I can.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A vid? You a guntuber?

          How’s the grip feel in your hand? Looking at it makes me dread wanting to hold it tbh. Grip too narrow, gets even slimmer towards the bottom.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no guntubers are fags. I just make videos where I talk to the camera about guns, shoot them on camera, and upload them to YouTube.
            It's surprisingly easy to shoot. I'm telling you this gun looks like absolute shit and I couldn't shoot a box without the rear sight drifting off but if you just mount a 407/507 this is legit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has an optic mount? I don't see any plate on the gun. Does it sit super high on the slide or what?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I should have said "if you could just mount a 407/507." Phoneposting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They said they plan to make a replacement rear section to be cut for various optic cuts. Is it made of polymer? It looks pretty cheap and I’m sure that’s why the sights walk easily.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is, and yeah it feels cheap.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sights walk easily
                This kills all enthusiasm I have for the gun. I'll wait a couple years for them to iron out the issues then get one I guess. Really disappointing.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw kel tecs drug induced mania make borderlands guns a reality

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another wonder nine
    Who cares?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eyup

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *