Just take a look at this mighty piece of machinery. When do you think mother russia will unleash the beast? Will the ukrainians even try to fight it or will just surrender when they see it like 2000km away?
Just take a look at this mighty piece of machinery. When do you think mother russia will unleash the beast? Will the ukrainians even try to fight it or will just surrender when they see it like 2000km away?
OP here, and you better not fall for the "repairs" studd, it is just a disinformation campaign for the globohomo.
2199, as soon as they're done installing the Wave Motion Engine.
Then everyone shall tremble before...
The Space Carrier Kuznetsov!
Jesus Christ, that's a gigantic hand
I'm more curious of how they managed to put an aircraft carrier into the middle of a desert.
The giant brought it there for some mysterious reason.
Behold the hand of the Abominable Giant Almas of the Aral Sea. He is angry at the little ones for draining his pond. The crew will suffer terribly, which is acceptable because they Demon Rus.
>Will the ukrainians even try to fight it or will just surrender when they see it like 2000km away?
>implying the entire Ukrainian coastline wouldn't asphyxiate to death
IIRC even before the war repairs weren't scheduled for completion until 2023 or 2024.
It would be the ultimate kek if it saw combat in this war though, even more if it sank.
I'd like to see their Kirov-class that's still in service be deployed though.
How far would a Russian crew even make it tasked with the same mission as the Yamato? I doubt they would even make it past the Pluto base before exploding due to a catastrophic accident from gross negligence and incompetence.
>We didn't NEED that carrier, carriers are obsolete anyway globohomosexual amerimutt hohol cope
Nah. This one model is considerably worse made than their other paper carriers and the Lider class, clearly their budget/bribes have been cut
Not ready til 2024 they're saying - too bad, as it would have been nice to see it sunk.
>when they see it like 2000km away?
Holy shit, that must be the mother of all smoking accidents if it's visible from that far away
No it's just the worlds most powerful diesel engines making the ship travel twice as fast as the inferior american carriers
>No it's just the worlds most powerful steam boilers making the ship travel twice as fast as the inferior american carriers
ftfy
Well it should try traveling slower since the last time it left port it broke down on its own and had to be towed back.
Twice as fast to the bottom of the ocean, you mean.
google Admiral Kuznetsov boiler room
and you will be enlighted.. and die laughing.
>google Admiral Kuznetsov boiler room
my sides
how can they allow the pride of the navy look worse than a decrepit 100 year old cargo ship
>google Admiral Kuznetsov boiler room
If someone would place a few stalagmites in the picture, they probably wouldn't even look out of place there.
SCP-610
The Bismarck is in better condition at this very moment.
This engine room is merely in the early stages of being corrupted by Nurgle.
not only will everyone see it from beyond horizon, people will call it in over radio as suspected burning oil tanker in distress
What, this? picrel
a fricking ramp
>a fricking firetruck
Don’t laugh, the Russkies take fire hazards very seriously.
>the Russkies take fire hazards very seriously.
tell that the flagship cruiser Moskva and all the ammunition bunkers that went up
Safety first!
the fricking cope slope
lmao
might as well launch planes with a catapult
Is the plan to kill the Ukies with tetanus?
no, lung cancer.
>firetruck
This is just sad.
To be fair to the ruskies, having fire trucks on a carrier is actually a pretty good idea even if having a big-ass one sitting right on deck looks kinda silly. Carrier decks are fricking huge and jet fuel unfortunately tends to be a bit flammable.
The problem isn't a dedicated fire vehicle necessarily. The problem is that they took a LITERAL LAND-BASED FIRE TRUCK AND STUCK IT ON A CARRIER DECK. That thing is MASSIVE, is probably a b***h and a half to unlash in an emergency, hard to drive on a small carrier deck, and it would be hard to park and lash again after use.
>LITERAL LAND-BASED FIRE TRUCK AND STUCK IT ON A CARRIER DECK
It's not optimal, sure, but I don't think it's that laughable. Like I said, carriers are fricking huge, the firetruck is one of the smallest vehicles in the quoted picture. It might be a b***h to drive through downtown traffic but it's not going to be THAT hard to find space for it on a carrier.
It's the size and weight of a damn helicopter, on a ship where deck space is at a premium. ...oh my frick.
IT HAS A FRICKING REGULAR URAL AS A FUEL BOWSER TOO. LOOK AT THE THREE PLANES BACK AFT.
>IT HAS A FRICKING REGULAR URAL AS A FUEL BOWSER TOO. LOOK AT THE THREE PLANES BACK AFT.
Well yeah. Why would you store fuel deep in the ship and bring it topside with CO2-purgable lines when you can have a giant tank of fireballs rolling around on deck? Fricking decadent westerner taking jobs from glorious fuel truck worker.
All it needs is a vatnik John McCain
that gif and the rant together is just a perfect combination
How could NATO possibly track that thing in the ocean?
I kneel Russia-sama
what would be reaction to sinking it?
Reaction ? Likely humorous trolling and celebration in the west, outright denial, cope, and even more warcrimes for the Russians.
A gesture of good will
honestly i bet many of them would be secretly relieved
Would be a bad move for Ukraine to sink it. It's a massive drain on Russia's military budget, and provides them absolutely no bang for their bug.
Admiral Kuznetsov is currently helping Ukraine win the war.
>They're sending the Baltic Fleet?
You all like to laugh and giggle but wait once they send the Caspian fleet then let's see who is going to laugh
not the russian navy, I assure you
>holol shill doesn't get the joke
you're as pathetic as the vatniks you insult all day
Stil upholding the proud traditions of the Baltic Fleet I see.
Can someone explain how this has roughly the same dimmensions as a Nimitz but is half the displacement?
empty calories, just like vodka
no watertight bulkheads
Superior materials that means they only need half as much to be even stronger than american ships. The USA really is a paper Black person
The real question is how many missiles will it take to dock it to the sea bed?
When replacement come you wont be laughing then!
>tfw getting assigned the short runway again
I hate crashing into the drink.
It was originally designed with 4 runways anon.
>Gay/LGBT flag on the main deck
Puccians are homosexuals in denial
>more islands = more BETTERER then MUTT boats!!!
I guess it makes sense Russians spend all of their time in a drunken stupor in denial of reality, it's either that or kill themselves in shame.
Woah what an awesome design. Surely that's gonna carry a lot of SU-57 and SU-75s right?
atleast the model makers are getting to siphon off some the money too
The death of a million is a necessity!
>he can't see
oh frick, just noticed that they didn't even bother to piant the lines properly
Who did the model, the 10y old nephew of some admiral?
One of the most embarrassing propaganda attempts in modern history.
at this point it's almost conceptual art to be honest
But it's shit even for concept art. Random nip game or anime fans can do more convincing stuff that looks cooler and at least has the paint lines done straight.
concept art ≠ conceptual art
>tfw another plane gets catapulted into my side when I'm trying to take off
The converging two are the least of its problems, since you can alternately launch its not that big a deal
It's the fact that the rear ones that would fricking wing clip the middle front one, like what the frick lmao
Where is the 3 lanes carrier?
Why does it have oars?
Love how even on their models they don't have enough su-57s.
Hahaha, I could make a more convincing carrier in legos.
Honestly the Russians are probably lucky that it's "being repaired" because the Russians are so incompent they would 100% manage to get it sunk if they brought it anywhere near Ukraine.
stupid fricking westoids
this is glorious anti satellite cover xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax you won't see shit from your cosmos
Won't even need radar to pinpoint it's position.
>Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom, the hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my counsel. For that is why you have come, is it not, my old friend?
no you don't understand, the smoke is actually a counter measure- the enemy won't know if they actually sunk the ship because of all the smoke.
Holy shit is Krakatoa erupting again?
Vesuvius round 2?
I am more concernd about the oil it seems to be spilling, you can clearly see it in the picture…
That's because it's not a real picture
at least we will be able to tell where it sank
If you turned this photo black and white it would look like the sinking of any WW2 capital ship at any given moment
>Just take a look at this mighty piece of machinery.
Is it coal fired?
>The Kuznetsov's black smoke is likely the result of improper calibration in the preheating or injection mechanisms.
Better. It runs on asphalt.
>coal
It burns mazut, which is something halfway between heavy ship oil and asphalt.
>it burns road tar as a fuel source
I pray for the soldiers in its vicinity, none shall be spared lung cancer
can someone tell me about the sealed sections
Angled flight decks are gay.
I mean its cool, but its an albatross around Russia's neck. They can barely keep it maintained, their surface fleet is too small to protect it, and most importantly if it sinks they can't replace it. They'd honestly be better off scrapping her and building more surface combatants.
What's it gonna do, choke Ukraine with it's toxic fumes?
cause famine through ecological disaster
To be fair, it’s not an impossible tactic, not withstanding the fact that Ukrainians smoke cigarettes like a Detroit crackhead and live in absolute pollution (caused by the soviets) and are thus immune to cancer
Just a reminder that China also has a Kuznetsov class carrier in service. Pic related is the comparison of the same engineering space on both the Russian Kuznetsov (Admiral Kuznetsov) and Chinese Kuznetsov (Liaoning). It is almost comical.
Any chance there are pictures of how the pajeets maintain that room on theirs?
>Any chance there are pictures of how the pajeets maintain that room on theirs?
The pajeets got Chink-tier scammed on their one
https://eurasiantimes.com/ins-vikramaditya-russian-build-aircraft-carrier-is-a-disaster-oped-by-national-interest/
>it suffered a boiler breakdown on it's first voyage from Russia to India
If Russia has such impressive carriers, why can't it carry the imminent catastrophic defeat?
Reading Pavel Filatyev's memoir thing and reading about shit like the Kuznetsov, the absolute state of all their equipment, the absence of their air force, it seems like absolutely everyone in the Russian military and industry is phoning it in. The whole country is so riddled with corruption they can't do anything to fix it because there isn't anyone to complain to that is not also corrupt. By his account they might have been overestimating their troop numbers by half because various commanders were claiming salaries for ghost soldiers like in fricking Afghanistan, and Putin must not have known how bad it had all gotten despite it being his fault.
Reminder that this almost happened.
It does look cool tho, and cuck ramps kinda give a techno-viking aesthetic
Imagine what a floating shitshow it would be if it was completed.
Turkey closed the straits to stop Russian navy from lifting eyebrows.
Although. There is still Belomorkanal way
Isn’t it the official gayship of the Russian Navy?
It is the pride of the Russian navy anon.
Pyotr Velikiy (Kirov class) is the gayship of Northern fleet (aka the only fleet the matters now that NATO lake is a thing)