They were intended to filter the population of Kharkiv for the camps once Russia takes over. The funny thing is that like the Separatist forces they aren't soldiers and it isn't a war so they aren't entitled to any kind of special salary or veteran perks.
That's how you know russians made it up. They use their riot cops as some sorts of "tacticul multirole special operation supersoldiers" and think that everyone else does the same. They just don't understand the concept of regular infantry being more capable than police, because their average private conscriptovich gets even less training than an average policeman (you actually need to do military service in russia before being accepted into police iirc)
Yep. It's also department to department. There's no uniform training or equipment.
Sometimes you get useless hispanics like down in Uvalde, sometimes you get Nuclear power plant SWAT which have gun helicopters and legit operate like a well trained paramilitary force.
Generically saying SWAT doesn't mean much.
That is the general rule yeah. Prior service with military or other departmental SWAT agencies is mandatory, and you gotta be a top performer in those fields to be competitive. Nuke swat/NASA swat is pretty cool.
It heavily depends. In general, SWAT are the Special Tactics team of big police departments that go in to do rescue missions/put down armed morons.
If an agency is bigger (New York PD or the FBI) they might have a SWAT Team and an ESU or other special forces units, with SWAT just being the equivalent to heavy infantry. They're there to frick shit up and not do special rescue missions or look for bombs or capture certain people life.
They're specially trained officers, Special Weapons and Tactics pretty much says it. They don't deploy in any other countries lmao, they're not a part of the military. If the government were to send anyone they're not supposed to send it would be the feds. CIA, FBI, HSI, and a few other top federal enforcers have their own versions of SWAT. CIA SAD and FBI HRT are said to be the best. CIA isn't even really federal, it's Israeli affiliated and server more of a Pretorian Guard role to hold our government under regulatory capture. There's a serious amount of evidence they assassinated president Kennedy because he aimed to limit their power and remove their ties to the cabal that runs Israel and has its hands in many other Western powers. I'm not conspirasharting here, but CIA and Israeli Mossad are definitely out in Ukraine. Police SWAT is not, this is shilling by the Ukrainians to scare the Russians, like they saw SWAT in a video game and thought they were cool so they said they're now on their side.
>imagine being a russian sitting in a trench and you hear in the distance thousands of faint voices reciting the navy seal copypasta slowly getting closer and louder
Are they projecting Russia's disastrous use of homosexual as infantry onto America? They think America would just fricking deploy the LAPD Kharkiv because that's what Russia would do. Jesus fricking christ.
this is not true they did not say that idiots
it says that there are some American special forces (probably CIA) and you know that is true and will just say "good"
>SWAT
Are we just making up russian cope ourselves now to keep us entertained while waiting for more footage?
Clearly nobody could have posted it unironically.
> SWAT police special forces > Special weapons and tactics police special forces
Well, whatever man. Just fricking shoot the bearcat with an ATGM, I guess.
Upon the queen's passing, their bodies undergo rapid mitsosis for a short time due to stress, temporarily leading to exponential growth, until the strain on their main sustenance, tea, becomes too much to bear.
>I don't think there are 1000
traditionally they have only about 250 or so
>100,000 British SAS and SBS
SAS = 2000 personell, SBS a couple hundred. >10,000 U.S. seals
2450 personell
By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
Also, what do you guys think would have happened if the Brits and U.S. actually sent so many special forces?
>SAS = 2000 personnel
that'd be inclusive of the SBS, SRR, and all their support weenies
You can criticize Imperial Japan for many things, but at least they didn't make asses of themselves stealing everything not nailed down. You can at LEAST give them that.
they, uh, kind of did anon
ate and raped everything in sight
they even stole the bicycles for their famous two-wheel blitzkrieg down Malaya
>100,000 British SAS and SBS
SAS = 2000 personell, SBS a couple hundred. >10,000 U.S. seals
2450 personell
By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
Also, what do you guys think would have happened if the Brits and U.S. actually sent so many special forces?
>By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
That's not us.
Blame - krokodil. Those homosexuals in telegrams are usually far away from combat zones in their depressed shitholes.
>SWAT
Not gonna lie, I've heard of certain PMCs taking in select, high tier former law enforcement, and it'd be pretty fricking cool to hear that some ex-SWAT guys are busting skulls in Ukraine.
Wait do any of you stupid b***hes think America would send our mall cops to ukraine?
Half of them can't even speak spanish. And America has been 50% bilingual for 10 years now. What are we going to do? Arrest people with sign language?
100,000 British SAS would be able to finish this war in half the time. 10,000 seals would already be shitting in Putin's bunker toilets. The ones made of pure gold. Upper deckered that b***h.
1,000,000 New Zealand special forces members and 10,000,000 of the French Foreign legion have been sent to Kiev. 100,000,000 Gurkhas and 1,000,000,000 marines are heading to Odessa.
Incoming reports of 80,000 ninjas, 300,000 samurai, 21,000 Ainu archers, 14 Gundam, the battle ship Yamato (the space one), tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann final form and 93,000 sumo wrestlers on Sakhalin. Its all over bros.
https://i.imgur.com/238VUu4.jpg
I heard those are reinforced by 5000 Sumerian chariots, 1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces, 3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included, 400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself and 9 Sioux scouts right now.
>4 SWAT detachments
SEAL
[...]
SAS >5000 Sumerian chariots >1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces >3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included >400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself >9 Sioux scouts >Neo >Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu >Gandalf the Grey, >Gandalf the White >the Black Knight >Benito Mussolini >the Blue Meanie >Cowboy Curtis >Jambi the Genie >Unit 731 Time Travel Group >2 Anons from PrepHole >A KFC Triple Threat Bucket >Batman >73 Frank Drebin clones
>10k Navy Seals >100k SAS >a SWAT team
imagine invading Ukraine but NATO deploys a gigantic army of elite special forces and then the fricking police rolls up sirens blaring and starts arresting your soldier's
>GET ON THE GROUND! >Blyat, who the frick are you? >ON THE FRICKING GROUND! >Idi nahu- >GET. ON. THE. FRICKING. GROUND! >IDI NAHUI YANKEE SABA- >DEPLOYING PEPPERSPRAY! >BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! >You have the right to remain silent >OI CYKA, I'M BLIND! >You have the right to an attorney >GAAAAAAH, ALL IS OF SEEING IS PAIN! >Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law >POJALYSTA, SHOOT ME! >TOC, this is entry team, suspect in custody
They're just throwing numbers at a dartboard holy shit. 10,000 SEALs and 100,000 SAS lmaooo what kind of fricked up vodka are they drinking and how sad is it that some Russians will buy this nonsense.
I heard those are reinforced by 5000 Sumerian chariots, 1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces, 3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included, 400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself and 9 Sioux scouts right now.
You can criticize Imperial Japan for many things, but at least they didn't make asses of themselves stealing everything not nailed down. You can at LEAST give them that.
>In their grief at the death of their queen the British released a portion of the clone army that they and the United States had been working on, into Ukraine. The deviation was catastrophic, the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.
>the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.
And here i thought you were talking about the Russian units from Red forest.
Incoming reports of 80,000 ninjas, 300,000 samurai, 21,000 Ainu archers, 14 Gundam, the battle ship Yamato (the space one), tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann final form and 93,000 sumo wrestlers on Sakhalin. Its all over bros.
>secret NATO clone army confirmed
Check out their sick battle rattle. If they had made a better attempt to disguise it, they wouldn't have been so easy to spot. I guess the secret's out now.
ok, serious question, do they really think anyone will believe any of this? even ignoring the ridiculous numbers?
can't they just make the lie at least sound plausible?
> SWAT
Aren’t those guys just glorified riot cops. What are they doing executing Spec Ops in a foreign warzone? The vatnik brain is truly an enigma.
>Bad Boys! Bad Boys! What cha gonna doo?
What cha gonna doo when they cauldron for you?
They were intended to filter the population of Kharkiv for the camps once Russia takes over. The funny thing is that like the Separatist forces they aren't soldiers and it isn't a war so they aren't entitled to any kind of special salary or veteran perks.
That's how you know russians made it up. They use their riot cops as some sorts of "tacticul multirole special operation supersoldiers" and think that everyone else does the same. They just don't understand the concept of regular infantry being more capable than police, because their average private conscriptovich gets even less training than an average policeman (you actually need to do military service in russia before being accepted into police iirc)
Yep. It's also department to department. There's no uniform training or equipment.
Sometimes you get useless hispanics like down in Uvalde, sometimes you get Nuclear power plant SWAT which have gun helicopters and legit operate like a well trained paramilitary force.
Generically saying SWAT doesn't mean much.
Nuke SWAT sounds comfy as frick, I bet they only take ex mil/leo.
That is the general rule yeah. Prior service with military or other departmental SWAT agencies is mandatory, and you gotta be a top performer in those fields to be competitive. Nuke swat/NASA swat is pretty cool.
They believe that SWAT = Rosgvardiya.
It heavily depends. In general, SWAT are the Special Tactics team of big police departments that go in to do rescue missions/put down armed morons.
If an agency is bigger (New York PD or the FBI) they might have a SWAT Team and an ESU or other special forces units, with SWAT just being the equivalent to heavy infantry. They're there to frick shit up and not do special rescue missions or look for bombs or capture certain people life.
It’s a translation, genius. Not everything is a 1:1 comparison.
They're specially trained officers, Special Weapons and Tactics pretty much says it. They don't deploy in any other countries lmao, they're not a part of the military. If the government were to send anyone they're not supposed to send it would be the feds. CIA, FBI, HSI, and a few other top federal enforcers have their own versions of SWAT. CIA SAD and FBI HRT are said to be the best. CIA isn't even really federal, it's Israeli affiliated and server more of a Pretorian Guard role to hold our government under regulatory capture. There's a serious amount of evidence they assassinated president Kennedy because he aimed to limit their power and remove their ties to the cabal that runs Israel and has its hands in many other Western powers. I'm not conspirasharting here, but CIA and Israeli Mossad are definitely out in Ukraine. Police SWAT is not, this is shilling by the Ukrainians to scare the Russians, like they saw SWAT in a video game and thought they were cool so they said they're now on their side.
Russia BTFO by NATO superiority once again
>American Swat
How much krokodile are they taking for this cope?
All of it
>SWAT
Just hold up in a school and you're safe
only if you're killing children - that's how to get them to close off the building and give you personal exclusive access
>imagine being a russian sitting in a trench and you hear in the distance thousands of faint voices reciting the navy seal copypasta slowly getting closer and louder
MY SIDES!!!!!!!
>The last thing you hear
>Countless thousands of voices from over the hill in the distance shouting
>american swat
not even vatnik dogs are safe now
Are they projecting Russia's disastrous use of homosexual as infantry onto America? They think America would just fricking deploy the LAPD Kharkiv because that's what Russia would do. Jesus fricking christ.
Maybe US should try shipping Bloods into enemy territory.
>SWAT
10,000 US SEALS
>1gorrillion dollans
this is not true they did not say that idiots
it says that there are some American special forces (probably CIA) and you know that is true and will just say "good"
>Leave vatniks to me
the Chubby of Chicago
Jeez, Bill did you have to eat the prisoners to?
>SWAT
Are we just making up russian cope ourselves now to keep us entertained while waiting for more footage?
Clearly nobody could have posted it unironically.
dont underestimate krokodile
>10,000 SEALs
>We could throw books at Putin
> SWAT police special forces
> Special weapons and tactics police special forces
Well, whatever man. Just fricking shoot the bearcat with an ATGM, I guess.
>Just fricking shoot the bearcat with an ATGM, I guess.
Those are the ISIS-American tactics used against poor russia riot police in Kiev
This 10,000 US SEALs and 100,000 British SAS in the room right now?
>100,000 British SAS and SBS paratroopers arrived in Kharkiv
The teapot is kettling, the mittens are off; Karolus Magnus the Third has signed the executive order. Britain is going to war.
The eyebrow has reached orbit.
I don't think there are 1000 let alone 100000 SAS troops that exist
Upon the queen's passing, their bodies undergo rapid mitsosis for a short time due to stress, temporarily leading to exponential growth, until the strain on their main sustenance, tea, becomes too much to bear.
Facts. Nature is amazing.
>I don't think there are 1000
traditionally they have only about 250 or so
>SAS = 2000 personnel
that'd be inclusive of the SBS, SRR, and all their support weenies
they, uh, kind of did anon
ate and raped everything in sight
they even stole the bicycles for their famous two-wheel blitzkrieg down Malaya
>100,000 British SAS and SBS
SAS = 2000 personell, SBS a couple hundred.
>10,000 U.S. seals
2450 personell
By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
Also, what do you guys think would have happened if the Brits and U.S. actually sent so many special forces?
>By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
That's not us.
Blame - krokodil. Those homosexuals in telegrams are usually far away from combat zones in their depressed shitholes.
their ranks are swelled with the BOW supersoldiers that were being grown in the nato biolabs
I like his cheerful demeanor.
>his smile and optimism: never existed to begin with
No Waffen-SS? I'm disappointed.
>100k British SAS
I would be shocked if the dying corpse known as britain had that many soldiers period. How do vatniks come up with this shit?
The Army has about 80k fighting troops total, that includes the Special forces.
why did the british send 10x more men
Inflation
Russia has a particularly strong hatred for the UK.
Russia is fricking OBSESSED with the UK.
Russia killed queen Elisabeth as revenge for sending UK armies into Ukraine. This is known.
>100,000 SAS and SBS
>10k Seals
Do Russian's just think Anglo's are the Sardaukar and the Americans the Uruk-Hai?
Russians literally view their country as Mordor and are proud of it, not even joking. They have written books that defend Mordor as well lmao
Go back to fricking reddit
Seething queer
or else what?
>SWAT
Not gonna lie, I've heard of certain PMCs taking in select, high tier former law enforcement, and it'd be pretty fricking cool to hear that some ex-SWAT guys are busting skulls in Ukraine.
there aren't even 10,000 SEALS in the entire organization what the frick?
I mean if you include all the guys that retired since the 90s, maybe.
Wait do any of you stupid b***hes think America would send our mall cops to ukraine?
Half of them can't even speak spanish. And America has been 50% bilingual for 10 years now. What are we going to do? Arrest people with sign language?
100,000 British SAS would be able to finish this war in half the time. 10,000 seals would already be shitting in Putin's bunker toilets. The ones made of pure gold. Upper deckered that b***h.
Holy shit, 100.000 SAS and SBS. Russia will get conquered in a week.
>Russia will get everything nicked in a week.
FTFY. Only worse thing you could do to them would be sending 100k Paras, but I'm like 99% sure that would qualify as a crime against humanity.
>10k SEALs
>100k bongs
The russians' minds broke much faster than I expected..
1,000,000 New Zealand special forces members and 10,000,000 of the French Foreign legion have been sent to Kiev. 100,000,000 Gurkhas and 1,000,000,000 marines are heading to Odessa.
>100,000,000 Gurkhas
>1,000,000,000 marines
holy shit Anon, we want to eliminate the russians, not every living thing
>4 SWAT detachments
SEAL
SAS
>5000 Sumerian chariots
>1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces
>3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included
>400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself
>9 Sioux scouts
>Neo
>Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu
>Gandalf the Grey,
>Gandalf the White
>the Black Knight
>Benito Mussolini
>the Blue Meanie
>Cowboy Curtis
>Jambi the Genie
>Unit 731 Time Travel Group
>2 Anons from PrepHole
>A KFC Triple Threat Bucket
>Batman
>73 Frank Drebin clones
>2 Anons from PrepHole
That's double the number of anons actually on PrepHole.
BREAKING NEWS:
CHINESE UNITS SPOTTED ADVANCING THROUGH RUSSIA TOWARD UKRAINE!
It's ogre.
Their commander has been identified! Born in Ukraine, trained in Area 69, he is considered NAFO's most dangerous asset
>10k Navy Seals
>100k SAS
>a SWAT team
imagine invading Ukraine but NATO deploys a gigantic army of elite special forces and then the fricking police rolls up sirens blaring and starts arresting your soldier's
We must deploy Comrades Cripovich and Bloodsky immediately!
>GET ON THE GROUND!
>Blyat, who the frick are you?
>ON THE FRICKING GROUND!
>Idi nahu-
>GET. ON. THE. FRICKING. GROUND!
>IDI NAHUI YANKEE SABA-
>DEPLOYING PEPPERSPRAY!
>BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
>You have the right to remain silent
>OI CYKA, I'M BLIND!
>You have the right to an attorney
>GAAAAAAH, ALL IS OF SEEING IS PAIN!
>Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
>POJALYSTA, SHOOT ME!
>TOC, this is entry team, suspect in custody
Gregori Fyodor dying of krokodil overdose while in a chokehold when
They're just throwing numbers at a dartboard holy shit. 10,000 SEALs and 100,000 SAS lmaooo what kind of fricked up vodka are they drinking and how sad is it that some Russians will buy this nonsense.
Oh fugg HATO finally build a Chronosphere.
>SWAT
Is this because the Russians sent riot cops in front of their army?
Frick I can't stop laughing
It's bullshit
Of course it is, but this is the cope they are using to explain them losing territory.
I believe it
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS...
Cope
>copevision
>I just wanted to say that everyone who's a believer should pray for our guys.
It's bad.
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1568348413636542467
They are fine nothing to see here
IT’S OVER
>we will win
live on air cope is always so awkward to watch
>o-oh yeah? Russia captured 450^2km of land in the Donbas in only 3 months
>gets btfo in only 72 hours
and the best part is that the Ukies arn't done yet
they're outside Izium, and other units are on the way to Lyman as we speak. That blue wiener is gonna get bigger.
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND BRITISH SAS
IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
The English, consumed with grief over the death of their beloved Queen, channel their eternal anglo rage into killing Russians
I heard those are reinforced by 5000 Sumerian chariots, 1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces, 3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included, 400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself and 9 Sioux scouts right now.
>1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces
Oh boi. Here comes the actual no-shit warcrimes.
At least those guys didn't send shipments of washing machines back to Japan.
You can criticize Imperial Japan for many things, but at least they didn't make asses of themselves stealing everything not nailed down. You can at LEAST give them that.
yeah the japs stole even the things that were nailed down because they could afford clawhammers and crowbars
You're going to tell me they pulled all of Unit 731 out of the nursing homes?
The boys are back at it!
Any news on the 43 Spartan-IIs who said they would be here by either 2 days or 1 year?
If the UK had 100,000 tier one operators, this would be a very different world.
It may be based on asking random people standing next to fruit machines in pubs. In which case I can see how the estimate might get screwed up.
>Someone fricking SWATted Russian forces
This is some next level trolling
>SWAT
The russians legit think this is Red Alert
>In their grief at the death of their queen the British released a portion of the clone army that they and the United States had been working on, into Ukraine. The deviation was catastrophic, the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.
>the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.
And here i thought you were talking about the Russian units from Red forest.
Incoming reports of 80,000 ninjas, 300,000 samurai, 21,000 Ainu archers, 14 Gundam, the battle ship Yamato (the space one), tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann final form and 93,000 sumo wrestlers on Sakhalin. Its all over bros.
>the battle ship Yamato (the space one),
Ima firin' up mah wave motion gun!
History repeats itself
>dat fricking Marauder
What's next? Elves and undead NAZIs?
We've got reports it's raining in Odessa right now
bros...
JAVELINS SHALL BE SHAKEN! TURRETS SHALL BE TOSSED!
>100,000 SAS
>about 2,000 SAS exist
secret NATO clone army confirmed?
>secret NATO clone army confirmed
Check out their sick battle rattle. If they had made a better attempt to disguise it, they wouldn't have been so easy to spot. I guess the secret's out now.
ok, serious question, do they really think anyone will believe any of this? even ignoring the ridiculous numbers?
can't they just make the lie at least sound plausible?
Gregor... was auto balanced
Samov Hydsky seen among HATO mercs
110,000 people is as many soldiers as there are in the entire British army.
I'm not sure the entirety of NATO has that many special forces. I'm not sure the world has that many special forces.
> North Korea notwithstanding
Pidors can't stop hallucinating.