1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > SWAT
    Aren’t those guys just glorified riot cops. What are they doing executing Spec Ops in a foreign warzone? The vatnik brain is truly an enigma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad Boys! Bad Boys! What cha gonna doo?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What cha gonna doo when they cauldron for you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were intended to filter the population of Kharkiv for the camps once Russia takes over. The funny thing is that like the Separatist forces they aren't soldiers and it isn't a war so they aren't entitled to any kind of special salary or veteran perks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how you know russians made it up. They use their riot cops as some sorts of "tacticul multirole special operation supersoldiers" and think that everyone else does the same. They just don't understand the concept of regular infantry being more capable than police, because their average private conscriptovich gets even less training than an average policeman (you actually need to do military service in russia before being accepted into police iirc)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. It's also department to department. There's no uniform training or equipment.
      Sometimes you get useless Hispanics like down in Uvalde, sometimes you get Nuclear power plant SWAT which have gun helicopters and legit operate like a well trained paramilitary force.
      Generically saying SWAT doesn't mean much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nuke SWAT sounds comfy as fuck, I bet they only take ex mil/leo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is the general rule yeah. Prior service with military or other departmental SWAT agencies is mandatory, and you gotta be a top performer in those fields to be competitive. Nuke swat/NASA swat is pretty cool.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They believe that SWAT = Rosgvardiya.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It heavily depends. In general, SWAT are the Special Tactics team of big police departments that go in to do rescue missions/put down armed retards.

      If an agency is bigger (New York PD or the FBI) they might have a SWAT Team and an ESU or other special forces units, with SWAT just being the equivalent to heavy infantry. They're there to fuck shit up and not do special rescue missions or look for bombs or capture certain people life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a translation, genius. Not everything is a 1:1 comparison.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're specially trained officers, Special Weapons and Tactics pretty much says it. They don't deploy in any other countries lmao, they're not a part of the military. If the government were to send anyone they're not supposed to send it would be the feds. CIA, FBI, HSI, and a few other top federal enforcers have their own versions of SWAT. CIA SAD and FBI HRT are said to be the best. CIA isn't even really federal, it's Israeli affiliated and server more of a Pretorian Guard role to hold our government under regulatory capture. There's a serious amount of evidence they assassinated president Kennedy because he aimed to limit their power and remove their ties to the cabal that runs Israel and has its hands in many other Western powers. I'm not conspirasharting here, but CIA and Israeli Mossad are definitely out in Ukraine. Police SWAT is not, this is shilling by the Ukrainians to scare the Russians, like they saw SWAT in a video game and thought they were cool so they said they're now on their side.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia BTFO by NATO superiority once again

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >American Swat
    How much krokodile are they taking for this cope?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT

    Just hold up in a school and you're safe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only if you're killing children - that's how to get them to close off the building and give you personal exclusive access

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being a russian sitting in a trench and you hear in the distance thousands of faint voices reciting the navy seal copypasta slowly getting closer and louder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MY SIDES!!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The last thing you hear
      >Countless thousands of voices from over the hill in the distance shouting

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american swat
    not even vatnik dogs are safe now

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they projecting Russia's disastrous use of HOMO as infantry onto America? They think America would just fucking deploy the LAPD Kharkiv because that's what Russia would do. Jesus fucking christ.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe US should try shipping Bloods into enemy territory.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10,000 US SEALS
    >1gorrillion dollans

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is not true they did not say that idiots
    it says that there are some American special forces (probably CIA) and you know that is true and will just say "good"

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave vatniks to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Chubby of Chicago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez, Bill did you have to eat the prisoners to?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT
    Are we just making up russian cope ourselves now to keep us entertained while waiting for more footage?
    Clearly nobody could have posted it unironically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont underestimate krokodile

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10,000 SEALs

    >We could throw books at Putin

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > SWAT police special forces
    > Special weapons and tactics police special forces
    Well, whatever man. Just fucking shoot the bearcat with an ATGM, I guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just fucking shoot the bearcat with an ATGM, I guess.
      Those are the ISIS-American tactics used against poor russia riot police in Kiev

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This 10,000 US SEALs and 100,000 British SAS in the room right now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >100,000 British SAS and SBS paratroopers arrived in Kharkiv

      The teapot is kettling, the mittens are off; Karolus Magnus the Third has signed the executive order. Britain is going to war.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The eyebrow has reached orbit.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there are 1000 let alone 100000 SAS troops that exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upon the queen's passing, their bodies undergo rapid mitsosis for a short time due to stress, temporarily leading to exponential growth, until the strain on their main sustenance, tea, becomes too much to bear.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Facts. Nature is amazing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think there are 1000
      traditionally they have only about 250 or so

      >100,000 British SAS and SBS
      SAS = 2000 personell, SBS a couple hundred.
      >10,000 U.S. seals
      2450 personell

      By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
      Also, what do you guys think would have happened if the Brits and U.S. actually sent so many special forces?

      >SAS = 2000 personnel
      that'd be inclusive of the SBS, SRR, and all their support weenies

      You can criticize Imperial Japan for many things, but at least they didn't make asses of themselves stealing everything not nailed down. You can at LEAST give them that.

      they, uh, kind of did anon
      ate and raped everything in sight
      they even stole the bicycles for their famous two-wheel blitzkrieg down Malaya

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100,000 British SAS and SBS
    SAS = 2000 personell, SBS a couple hundred.
    >10,000 U.S. seals
    2450 personell

    By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
    Also, what do you guys think would have happened if the Brits and U.S. actually sent so many special forces?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By god, what did the Ukrianians do to them?
      That's not us.
      Blame - krokodil. Those gays in telegrams are usually far away from combat zones in their depressed shitholes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there are 1000 let alone 100000 SAS troops that exist

      their ranks are swelled with the BOW supersoldiers that were being grown in the nato biolabs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like his cheerful demeanor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his smile and optimism: never existed to begin with

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Waffen-SS? I'm disappointed.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100k British SAS
    I would be shocked if the dying corpse known as britain had that many soldiers period. How do vatniks come up with this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Army has about 80k fighting troops total, that includes the Special forces.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did the british send 10x more men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inflation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russia has a particularly strong hatred for the UK.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russia is fucking OBSESSED with the UK.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Russia killed queen Elisabeth as revenge for sending UK armies into Ukraine. This is known.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100,000 SAS and SBS
    >10k Seals

    Do Russian's just think Anglo's are the Sardaukar and the Americans the Uruk-Hai?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russians literally view their country as Mordor and are proud of it, not even joking. They have written books that defend Mordor as well lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >100,000 SAS and SBS
        >10k Seals

        Do Russian's just think Anglo's are the Sardaukar and the Americans the Uruk-Hai?

        Go back to fucking reddit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seething queer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or else what?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT
    Not gonna lie, I've heard of certain PMCs taking in select, high tier former law enforcement, and it'd be pretty fucking cool to hear that some ex-SWAT guys are busting skulls in Ukraine.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there aren't even 10,000 SEALS in the entire organization what the fuck?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you include all the guys that retired since the 90s, maybe.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait do any of you stupid bitches think America would send our mall cops to ukraine?

    Half of them can't even speak spanish. And America has been 50% bilingual for 10 years now. What are we going to do? Arrest people with sign language?

    100,000 British SAS would be able to finish this war in half the time. 10,000 seals would already be shitting in Putin's bunker toilets. The ones made of pure gold. Upper deckered that bitch.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, 100.000 SAS and SBS. Russia will get conquered in a week.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia will get everything nicked in a week.

      FTFY. Only worse thing you could do to them would be sending 100k Paras, but I'm like 99% sure that would qualify as a crime against humanity.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10k SEALs
    >100k bongs
    The russians' minds broke much faster than I expected..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1,000,000 New Zealand special forces members and 10,000,000 of the French Foreign legion have been sent to Kiev. 100,000,000 Gurkhas and 1,000,000,000 marines are heading to Odessa.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >100,000,000 Gurkhas
        >1,000,000,000 marines
        holy shit Anon, we want to eliminate the russians, not every living thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incoming reports of 80,000 ninjas, 300,000 samurai, 21,000 Ainu archers, 14 Gundam, the battle ship Yamato (the space one), tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann final form and 93,000 sumo wrestlers on Sakhalin. Its all over bros.

        https://i.imgur.com/238VUu4.jpg

        I heard those are reinforced by 5000 Sumerian chariots, 1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces, 3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included, 400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself and 9 Sioux scouts right now.

        >4 SWAT detachments
        SEAL

        [...]

        SAS
        >5000 Sumerian chariots
        >1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces
        >3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included
        >400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself
        >9 Sioux scouts
        >Neo
        >Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu
        >Gandalf the Grey,
        >Gandalf the White
        >the Black Knight
        >Benito Mussolini
        >the Blue Meanie
        >Cowboy Curtis
        >Jambi the Genie
        >Unit 731 Time Travel Group
        >2 Anons from PrepHole
        >A KFC Triple Threat Bucket
        >Batman
        >73 Frank Drebin clones

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2 Anons from PrepHole
          That's double the number of anons actually on PrepHole.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BREAKING NEWS:

          CHINESE UNITS SPOTTED ADVANCING THROUGH RUSSIA TOWARD UKRAINE!

          It's ogre.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their commander has been identified! Born in Ukraine, trained in Area 69, he is considered NAFO's most dangerous asset

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10k Navy Seals
    >100k SAS
    >a SWAT team
    imagine invading Ukraine but NATO deploys a gigantic army of elite special forces and then the fucking police rolls up sirens blaring and starts arresting your soldier's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We must deploy Comrades Cripovich and Bloodsky immediately!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GET ON THE GROUND!
      >Blyat, who the fuck are you?
      >ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
      >Idi nahu-
      >GET. ON. THE. FUCKING. GROUND!
      >IDI NAHUI YANKEE SABA-
      >DEPLOYING PEPPERSPRAY!
      >BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
      >You have the right to remain silent
      >OI CYKA, I'M BLIND!
      >You have the right to an attorney
      >GAAAAAAH, ALL IS OF SEEING IS PAIN!
      >Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
      >POJALYSTA, SHOOT ME!
      >TOC, this is entry team, suspect in custody

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gregori Fyodor dying of krokodil overdose while in a chokehold when

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just throwing numbers at a dartboard holy shit. 10,000 SEALs and 100,000 SAS lmaooo what kind of fucked up vodka are they drinking and how sad is it that some Russians will buy this nonsense.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh fugg HATO finally build a Chronosphere.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT
    Is this because the Russians sent riot cops in front of their army?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck I can't stop laughing

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bullshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it is, but this is the cope they are using to explain them losing territory.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >copevision

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wanted to say that everyone who's a believer should pray for our guys.
      It's bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1568348413636542467
      They are fine nothing to see here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT’S OVER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we will win

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      live on air cope is always so awkward to watch

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >o-oh yeah? Russia captured 450^2km of land in the Donbas in only 3 months
    >gets btfo in only 72 hours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and the best part is that the Ukies arn't done yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and the best part is that the Ukies arn't done yet

      they're outside Izium, and other units are on the way to Lyman as we speak. That blue cock is gonna get bigger.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND BRITISH SAS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The English, consumed with grief over the death of their beloved Queen, channel their eternal anglo rage into killing Russians

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard those are reinforced by 5000 Sumerian chariots, 1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces, 3000 mounted French knights with Joan of Arc included, 400 Roman praetorian guards led by Caesar himself and 9 Sioux scouts right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1200 Imperial Japanese special naval landing forces

      Oh boi. Here comes the actual no-shit warcrimes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least those guys didn't send shipments of washing machines back to Japan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can criticize Imperial Japan for many things, but at least they didn't make asses of themselves stealing everything not nailed down. You can at LEAST give them that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the japs stole even the things that were nailed down because they could afford clawhammers and crowbars

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to tell me they pulled all of Unit 731 out of the nursing homes?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The boys are back at it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any news on the 43 Spartan-IIs who said they would be here by either 2 days or 1 year?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the UK had 100,000 tier one operators, this would be a very different world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may be based on asking random people standing next to fruit machines in pubs. In which case I can see how the estimate might get screwed up.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone fucking SWATted Russian forces
    This is some next level trolling

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SWAT
    The russians legit think this is Red Alert

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In their grief at the death of their queen the British released a portion of the clone army that they and the United States had been working on, into Ukraine. The deviation was catastrophic, the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the clones unstable nature causing them to wildly mutate and destroy Russian and wildlife alike.
      And here i thought you were talking about the Russian units from Red forest.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incoming reports of 80,000 ninjas, 300,000 samurai, 21,000 Ainu archers, 14 Gundam, the battle ship Yamato (the space one), tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann final form and 93,000 sumo wrestlers on Sakhalin. Its all over bros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the battle ship Yamato (the space one),
      Ima firin' up mah wave motion gun!

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    History repeats itself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dat fucking Marauder

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's next? Elves and undead NAZIs?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We've got reports it's raining in Odessa right now

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JAVELINS SHALL BE SHAKEN! TURRETS SHALL BE TOSSED!

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100,000 SAS
    >about 2,000 SAS exist
    secret NATO clone army confirmed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >secret NATO clone army confirmed
      Check out their sick battle rattle. If they had made a better attempt to disguise it, they wouldn't have been so easy to spot. I guess the secret's out now.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok, serious question, do they really think anyone will believe any of this? even ignoring the ridiculous numbers?
    can't they just make the lie at least sound plausible?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gregor... was auto balanced
    Samov Hydsky seen among HATO mercs

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    110,000 people is as many soldiers as there are in the entire British army.

    I'm not sure the entirety of NATO has that many special forces. I'm not sure the world has that many special forces.

    > North Korea notwithstanding

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pidors can't stop hallucinating.

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