Its not too late to still do this. We need to build an underground nuclear bunker. Let's get it done.

Its not too late to still do this. We need to build an underground nuclear bunker. Let's get it done.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who gets to own it?
    I'm not working for any pol cause unless I get paid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you wont die to nuclear bombs
      thats your pay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather die.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "I'd rather die than do manual labor"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hey look, another great point made by a memeflag
            I'd rather die than be locked in a hole with poltards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you get 2 burgers, ok?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you sir.
        You Romas were always so generous.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be stuck in a bunker with a bunch of autistic manchildren
    Yea I rather just vaporize than live in that lord of the flies commune

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably end up eating all of them, not because of starvation, but they would piss me off having to deal with them long enough I'd just snap and start ripping chunks out of people one day out of the blue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you eat my cock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4chan the bunker
          >source of income: neetism
          >religion: national gayrism
          >vaccination status: not taken
          >main source of proteins: trannie freshly removed dicks, bugs and american foreskin
          >sanitary keepers: unpaid jannies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who will we fuck?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can use any human flesh light in the bunker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

                If we make apocalyptic and chicks are scared they come for safety. Bible rules one chick per dude.

                Okay.

                don't forget to cum in the proper cum pit, we are going to need more than what they had in the azovstal

                I would prefer to come inside of my personal vagina in the bunker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                alright but you won't be allowed to drink cum in case of water shortage

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If we make apocalyptic and chicks are scared they come for safety. Bible rules one chick per dude.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget to cum in the proper cum pit, we are going to need more than what they had in the azovstal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so I have multiple locations in mind.
                1.the Arizona desert
                2.the Amazon forest
                3.Alaska
                4.the Canuck wilderness
                5.siberia
                6.somewhere in eastern europe wilderness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Arizona has the cheapest land with the closest utilities necessary for building a bunker.
                The Amazon rainforest is inhospitable as fuck and would be impossible to build in.
                Alaska, Leafland, and Siberia are all very cold, but cheap and have good wilderness. People are far away though.
                Eastern Europe probably has too many people. IDK about that one. Obviously I prefer America since I am American.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if you can build a bunker on sand though. I'd we'd want some bushmeat.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will there be internet access?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but i will bring my DVD porn collection and a Gameboy with 4 games so you won't need the internet!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm down I guess
        I'm gonna bring a domino and some beers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PrepHole will be a corkboard in the common room

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obese garden gnome detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. I am of the tribe of lard.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There appears to be a gigantic mutant spider hiding in the one you posted. A few questions.
    1-will we have one of these guarding the entrance?
    2-where do we get such a large spider?
    3-if anyone starts acting retarded will they be fed to the spider?
    4-if no one acts retarded, what will we feed the spider?
    5-is it possible for a man to fuck this spider to create a human spider army?
    Please reply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon brings up important points with pertinent questions. Please answer these OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 - Yes.
      2 - Lord Atom provides.
      3 - Yes.
      4 - Trespassers, also, remember where you are.
      5 - See Table A

      >Table A - Spider Fuckability
      Human Male X Male Spider (big gay) - Breeding: no | Who fucks who: Spider fucks you
      Human Male x Female Spider - Breeding: yes (human headed/torsoed spider centaur) | Who fucks who: Spider fucks you
      Human Female x Male Spider (M I S C E G N A T I O N) - Breeding: Yes (Spider headed, 8-armed minotaurs) | Who fucks who: Spider fucks you
      Human Female X Female Spider (big les) - Breeding: No | Who fucks who: Spider fucks you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spider fucks you
        >Always
        That's quite the sacrifice.
        Good thing we have AIDS by our side.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is spider fucking optional or mandatory?
        Asking for a friend who claims spiders eat their mates after sex.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy some land and a tunneling machine and you can make fallout irl.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are traps allowed? :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to be stored in the vagina bunker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. Everyone must use condom on you and you will be renamed "AIDS".

          I don't know if you can build a bunker on sand though. I'd we'd want some bushmeat.

          Arizona isn't really sandy. It's just hard dirt/clay.
          https://www.landwatch.com/cochise-county-arizona-recreational-property-for-sale/pid/414379756

          If we all pitch in $50, we only need 40 anons to buy this piece of land.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I don't have aids..

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              grug good grug have no have worm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Homosexuality always leads to AIDS.
              It's just a safety precaution. We need our chuds to be healthy in the post-apocalyptic world. Enough lip out of you now, get back in the vagina bunker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've slept with more women than men.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't sleep with my vagina. Respect every chud's vagina. You already agreed to be a vagina, not a chud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But it gets cold at night 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then I'll chain you to the radiator.

                You don't need shit like that.
                I am going to tell you the true story about the time my uncle kidnapped a girl by accident.
                So this was the 90's, he was out with some friends drinking, he had this 80's type large van.
                So they get a group of girls interested in coming to a after party, he goes and get the van, they get in, one girl is standing there looking lost so he tell her to get in.
                Gets to his friends house, girl is crying her eyes out in the back, the other girls are comforting her.
                Bitch knows no one there, was just standing on the sidewalk when she getts told to get in a random van.
                He ended up needing to taxi her home while his friends where geting laid.
                So before running out and buying all sorts of random shit to kidnap them you should try just driving up to them and telling them to get in your car kek.

                Kek, women are retards. Good plan. All we need is a van and some gas. Then we can use the van for getting other supplies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Radiator dilator?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait.... you don't have a neovagina, do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not, I like my penis.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good AIDS.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That one is perfect
            I shall come to America illegally
            I got $500 too for the down payment believe that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Awesome. Let's buy land next to each other and connect our bunkers underground.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you'd want to have those in your own bunker. Laser gates and steel bear claws sound awesome, but real life is a bitch when you lose a foot to something stupid like a "looked cool in a movie" idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think s/he mean s/he is transgender

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better to get vaporized in an instant than to have your skin and muscles slough off over a number of agonizing days or dying from cancer in 3 years.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I bring my wife and children?
    pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you willing to share your wife?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The chicks will come don't worry about it
        Or we kidnap one I'll help you kidnap one if they don't come
        Fuck em

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. How much is an elephant tranquilizer gun?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need shit like that.
            I am going to tell you the true story about the time my uncle kidnapped a girl by accident.
            So this was the 90's, he was out with some friends drinking, he had this 80's type large van.
            So they get a group of girls interested in coming to a after party, he goes and get the van, they get in, one girl is standing there looking lost so he tell her to get in.
            Gets to his friends house, girl is crying her eyes out in the back, the other girls are comforting her.
            Bitch knows no one there, was just standing on the sidewalk when she getts told to get in a random van.
            He ended up needing to taxi her home while his friends where geting laid.
            So before running out and buying all sorts of random shit to kidnap them you should try just driving up to them and telling them to get in your car kek.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol that's what I was thinking. These hoes are all over the pavement around clubs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More likely outcome would be the whole bunker descents into homosexuality. The weakest would be prayed upon by the stronger chuds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Game on.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grug use limestone caves many free many be need only look.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like this idea. No excavator necessary.
      Just lime cave.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely illegal unless you’re friends with your local DA, unlikely if you arent a mob boss or richfag in league with garden gnomes. Sure its hard to catch someone building underground, but IF they do, the judge overseeing your case is going to court order you to nevwr be allowed to own property again. Once you complete your 10-15 year peison sentence.

    Kek. Retards like you ACTUALLY think garden gnomery will just let goyim build underground.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gonna be like the fallout games you fucking dumbass.

    If nukes start going off and you survive, you're gonna wish you'd died in the blasts instead of radiation poisoning or hunger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait a few weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We will grow onions and potatoes in the bathtubs. All you have to do is turn on the shower, and boom. Food watered. We can also set up some grow lamps that run off of solar.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We ought to meet up somewhere at a specific date at a specific time...
    I mean if we're really doing this. Preferably Arizona.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This may be a problem.
      I am NEET, so I have good mobility in theory, but I cannot drive.
      I guess I will have to get a plane ticket and buy a bike.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I make a discord?
    Email?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes

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