I would probably end up eating all of them, not because of starvation, but they would piss me off having to deal with them long enough I'd just snap and start ripping chunks out of people one day out of the blue.
>/misc/ the bunker >source of income: neetism >religion: national homosexualrism >vaccination status: not taken >main source of proteins: trannie freshly removed dicks, bugs and american foreskin >sanitary keepers: unpaid jannies
don't forget to cum in the proper cum pit, we are going to need more than what they had in the azovstal
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay so I have multiple locations in mind.
1.the Arizona desert
2.the Amazon forest
3.Alaska
4.the Canuck wilderness
5.siberia
6.somewhere in eastern europe wilderness
2 years ago
Anonymous
Arizona has the cheapest land with the closest utilities necessary for building a bunker.
The Amazon rainforest is inhospitable as frick and would be impossible to build in.
Alaska, Leafland, and Siberia are all very cold, but cheap and have good wilderness. People are far away though.
Eastern Europe probably has too many people. IDK about that one. Obviously I prefer America since I am American.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know if you can build a bunker on sand though. I'd we'd want some bushmeat.
There appears to be a gigantic mutant spider hiding in the one you posted. A few questions.
1-will we have one of these guarding the entrance?
2-where do we get such a large spider?
3-if anyone starts acting moronic will they be fed to the spider?
4-if no one acts moronic, what will we feed the spider?
5-is it possible for a man to frick this spider to create a human spider army?
Please reply.
1 - Yes.
2 - Lord Atom provides.
3 - Yes.
4 - Trespassers, also, remember where you are.
5 - See Table A
>Table A - Spider Frickability
Human Male X Male Spider (big gay) - Breeding: no | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Male x Female Spider - Breeding: yes (human headed/torsoed spider centaur) | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Female x Male Spider (M I S C E G N A T I O N) - Breeding: Yes (Spider headed, 8-armed minotaurs) | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Female X Female Spider (big les) - Breeding: No | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Homosexuality always leads to AIDS.
It's just a safety precaution. We need our chuds to be healthy in the post-apocalyptic world. Enough lip out of you now, get back in the vegana bunker.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've slept with more women than men.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't sleep with my vegana. Respect every chud's vegana. You already agreed to be a vegana, not a chud.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But it gets cold at night 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then I'll chain you to the radiator.
You don't need shit like that.
I am going to tell you the true story about the time my uncle kidnapped a girl by accident.
So this was the 90's, he was out with some friends drinking, he had this 80's type large van.
So they get a group of girls interested in coming to a after party, he goes and get the van, they get in, one girl is standing there looking lost so he tell her to get in.
Gets to his friends house, girl is crying her eyes out in the back, the other girls are comforting her.
b***h knows no one there, was just standing on the sidewalk when she getts told to get in a random van.
He ended up needing to taxi her home while his friends where geting laid.
So before running out and buying all sorts of random shit to kidnap them you should try just driving up to them and telling them to get in your car kek.
Kek, women are morons. Good plan. All we need is a van and some gas. Then we can use the van for getting other supplies.
I don't think you'd want to have those in your own bunker. Laser gates and steel bear claws sound awesome, but real life is a b***h when you lose a foot to something stupid like a "looked cool in a movie" idea.
You don't need shit like that.
I am going to tell you the true story about the time my uncle kidnapped a girl by accident.
So this was the 90's, he was out with some friends drinking, he had this 80's type large van.
So they get a group of girls interested in coming to a after party, he goes and get the van, they get in, one girl is standing there looking lost so he tell her to get in.
Gets to his friends house, girl is crying her eyes out in the back, the other girls are comforting her.
b***h knows no one there, was just standing on the sidewalk when she getts told to get in a random van.
He ended up needing to taxi her home while his friends where geting laid.
So before running out and buying all sorts of random shit to kidnap them you should try just driving up to them and telling them to get in your car kek.
Extremely illegal unless you’re friends with your local DA, unlikely if you arent a mob boss or richgay in league with israelites. Sure its hard to catch someone building underground, but IF they do, the judge overseeing your case is going to court order you to nevwr be allowed to own property again. Once you complete your 10-15 year peison sentence.
Kek. morons like you ACTUALLY think israelitery will just let goyim build underground.
We will grow onions and potatoes in the bathtubs. All you have to do is turn on the shower, and boom. Food watered. We can also set up some grow lamps that run off of solar.
Who gets to own it?
I'm not working for any pol cause unless I get paid.
you wont die to nuclear bombs
thats your pay
I'd rather die.
"I'd rather die than do manual labor"
>Hey look, another great point made by a memeflag
I'd rather die than be locked in a hole with poltards
you get 2 burgers, ok?
Thank you sir.
You Romas were always so generous.
>be stuck in a bunker with a bunch of autistic manchildren
Yea I rather just vaporize than live in that lord of the flies commune
I would probably end up eating all of them, not because of starvation, but they would piss me off having to deal with them long enough I'd just snap and start ripping chunks out of people one day out of the blue.
I hope you eat my wiener
>/misc/ the bunker
>source of income: neetism
>religion: national homosexualrism
>vaccination status: not taken
>main source of proteins: trannie freshly removed dicks, bugs and american foreskin
>sanitary keepers: unpaid jannies
Who will we frick?
you can use any human flesh light in the bunker
Nice.
Okay.
I would prefer to come inside of my personal vegana in the bunker
alright but you won't be allowed to drink cum in case of water shortage
That's fair.
If we make apocalyptic and chicks are scared they come for safety. Bible rules one chick per dude.
don't forget to cum in the proper cum pit, we are going to need more than what they had in the azovstal
Okay so I have multiple locations in mind.
1.the Arizona desert
2.the Amazon forest
3.Alaska
4.the Canuck wilderness
5.siberia
6.somewhere in eastern europe wilderness
Arizona has the cheapest land with the closest utilities necessary for building a bunker.
The Amazon rainforest is inhospitable as frick and would be impossible to build in.
Alaska, Leafland, and Siberia are all very cold, but cheap and have good wilderness. People are far away though.
Eastern Europe probably has too many people. IDK about that one. Obviously I prefer America since I am American.
I don't know if you can build a bunker on sand though. I'd we'd want some bushmeat.
will there be internet access?
No, but i will bring my DVD porn collection and a Gameboy with 4 games so you won't need the internet!
I'm down I guess
I'm gonna bring a domino and some beers
PrepHole will be a corkboard in the common room
imagine the smell
Yes.
Obese israelite detected
It's true. I am of the tribe of lard.
There appears to be a gigantic mutant spider hiding in the one you posted. A few questions.
1-will we have one of these guarding the entrance?
2-where do we get such a large spider?
3-if anyone starts acting moronic will they be fed to the spider?
4-if no one acts moronic, what will we feed the spider?
5-is it possible for a man to frick this spider to create a human spider army?
Please reply.
This anon brings up important points with pertinent questions. Please answer these OP.
1 - Yes.
2 - Lord Atom provides.
3 - Yes.
4 - Trespassers, also, remember where you are.
5 - See Table A
>Table A - Spider Frickability
Human Male X Male Spider (big gay) - Breeding: no | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Male x Female Spider - Breeding: yes (human headed/torsoed spider centaur) | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Female x Male Spider (M I S C E G N A T I O N) - Breeding: Yes (Spider headed, 8-armed minotaurs) | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
Human Female X Female Spider (big les) - Breeding: No | Who fricks who: Spider fricks you
>Spider fricks you
>Always
That's quite the sacrifice.
Good thing we have AIDS by our side.
Is spider fricking optional or mandatory?
Asking for a friend who claims spiders eat their mates after sex.
Buy some land and a tunneling machine and you can make fallout irl.
Are traps allowed? :3
Do you want to be stored in the vegana bunker.
Sure 🙂
Ok. Everyone must use condom on you and you will be renamed "AIDS".
Arizona isn't really sandy. It's just hard dirt/clay.
https://www.landwatch.com/cochise-county-arizona-recreational-property-for-sale/pid/414379756
If we all pitch in $50, we only need 40 anons to buy this piece of land.
But I don't have aids..
grug good grug have no have worm
Homosexuality always leads to AIDS.
It's just a safety precaution. We need our chuds to be healthy in the post-apocalyptic world. Enough lip out of you now, get back in the vegana bunker.
I've slept with more women than men.
Don't sleep with my vegana. Respect every chud's vegana. You already agreed to be a vegana, not a chud.
But it gets cold at night 🙁
Then I'll chain you to the radiator.
Kek, women are morons. Good plan. All we need is a van and some gas. Then we can use the van for getting other supplies.
Radiator dilator?
Wait.... you don't have a neovegana, do you?
Of course not, I like my penis.
Good AIDS.
That one is perfect
I shall come to America illegally
I got $500 too for the down payment believe that
Awesome. Let's buy land next to each other and connect our bunkers underground.
I don't think you'd want to have those in your own bunker. Laser gates and steel bear claws sound awesome, but real life is a b***h when you lose a foot to something stupid like a "looked cool in a movie" idea.
I think s/he mean s/he is transgender
Better to get vaporized in an instant than to have your skin and muscles slough off over a number of agonizing days or dying from cancer in 3 years.
can I bring my wife and children?
pic related
Are you willing to share your wife?
The chicks will come don't worry about it
Or we kidnap one I'll help you kidnap one if they don't come
Frick em
Ok. How much is an elephant tranquilizer gun?
You don't need shit like that.
I am going to tell you the true story about the time my uncle kidnapped a girl by accident.
So this was the 90's, he was out with some friends drinking, he had this 80's type large van.
So they get a group of girls interested in coming to a after party, he goes and get the van, they get in, one girl is standing there looking lost so he tell her to get in.
Gets to his friends house, girl is crying her eyes out in the back, the other girls are comforting her.
b***h knows no one there, was just standing on the sidewalk when she getts told to get in a random van.
He ended up needing to taxi her home while his friends where geting laid.
So before running out and buying all sorts of random shit to kidnap them you should try just driving up to them and telling them to get in your car kek.
Lol that's what I was thinking. These hoes are all over the pavement around clubs.
More likely outcome would be the whole bunker descents into homosexuality. The weakest would be prayed upon by the stronger chuds
Game on.
grug use limestone caves many free many be need only look.
I like this idea. No excavator necessary.
Just lime cave.
Extremely illegal unless you’re friends with your local DA, unlikely if you arent a mob boss or richgay in league with israelites. Sure its hard to catch someone building underground, but IF they do, the judge overseeing your case is going to court order you to nevwr be allowed to own property again. Once you complete your 10-15 year peison sentence.
Kek. morons like you ACTUALLY think israelitery will just let goyim build underground.
It's not gonna be like the fallout games you fricking dumbass.
If nukes start going off and you survive, you're gonna wish you'd died in the blasts instead of radiation poisoning or hunger.
Just wait a few weeks
We will grow onions and potatoes in the bathtubs. All you have to do is turn on the shower, and boom. Food watered. We can also set up some grow lamps that run off of solar.
We ought to meet up somewhere at a specific date at a specific time...
I mean if we're really doing this. Preferably Arizona.
This may be a problem.
I am NEET, so I have good mobility in theory, but I cannot drive.
I guess I will have to get a plane ticket and buy a bike.
Should I make a discord?
Email?
Unironically yes