>It's dusk. >Someone unexpectedly knocks 3 times at your door

>It's dusk
>Someone unexpectedly knocks 3 times at your door
>It's a very slow knock, with about 3 seconds between each knock
What do you do?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask what he wants.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any drugs for you

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pretend no one is home while i slowly grab m 30" barrel semi and make my way around to the front door ready to fire

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    Deliver unto those bros a volley.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't just stand there, come in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Entire house forward of muzzle and monster are sent into a black hole from the over pressure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I garden gnome the nearest goy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I garden gnome the nearest goy.
      You were gonna do that anyway

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pull down my pants open the door and invite his big black cock into my shithole

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haha I’d shoot them WITH my GUN and then SHOOT them some MORE and then I’d shoot THEM on the ground UNTIL he DIES and then I’d CALL the police and SAY I just killed a MAN and YOU’RE next!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry sir but you need to leave before I call the cops

  10. 1 month ago
    Trip van Winkle

    I don’t care who the IRS sends I’m not paying taxes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got french doors and I still mexican carry the USP even though I can see it's a girl scout trying to hock cookies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I've got french doors
      How french? Are they holding a baguette, do they smoke a cigarette while drinking a cup of expresso? Do they surrender to your german neighbor each time he goes out?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't respond and wait for them to leave. If they don't leave after 15min just yell some shit about getting the fuck away from my house without bothering to get up to check the door.
    Always have a holstered pistol on me and a shotgun within arms reach at home anyway so no need to get any weapons out of the ordinary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know they left without checking?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If they're not knocking anymore I don't really care.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Someone standing at the door just staring at the door is almost more creepy than a stranger knocking.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I won't know they're there anymore if they're not making a racket. Enjoy looking at a wooden rectangle for hours on end.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hold my rifle on the door behind concealment larping in some body armor
    not gonna make a sound. if they choose to kick in that door, it'll be the last choice they ever make

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The unironic answer here that everyone should know but doesn’t for some reason is.

    >If someone is knocking at a weird hour, DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR.

    If it’s a friend they’ll call you, if it’s a neighbor they’ll come back at a normal hour. If it’s the police you’ll know it.

    It is fucking ridiculously rare for someone to not have a cellphone, thus never needing to even talk to a random stranger at night for help in the first place.

    Most B&E cases look something like this,

    >6PM-12AM
    >Random knock on door
    >Unassuming person is the one knocking
    >Usually a woman or someone cleanly dressed, but sometimes not
    >As soon as the homeowner opens the door, even for a split second to day go away or whatever, the rest of the B&E team comes from wherever isn’t visible from the door and forces their way in
    >this happens much too fast to possibly respond to
    >now they have you dead to rights and full access to your home, so anyone that even could resist is usually overwhelmed immediately

    Do not open the door for people at night. Have cameras at your door. Do not ever assume the person is harmless because they’re a woman or drunk or look injured or whatever the fuck.

    This happens enough that’s it’s worth mentioning, and it can happen anywhere, even safe areas. If someone has a true emergency and won’t leave you alone, call the police and let them figure it out. All you need to do is arm yourself and make sure the person doesn’t break in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based and god bless.
      you can get a basic wyze v3 camera for $35 a piece, $5 for a 32gb sd card that records for 3 days. use the app to have a look at whos out there. less then a hundred bucks to cover your doors

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    strap your child to your vest like a shield and start blasting

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take a look at the camera from my phone

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    Check the security cam covering the front door.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knock back.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me and I accidentally answered because my dumb ass was sick and delirious and thought it was still mid afternoon.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let my dog out

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