>35 >probably has some money, if not, save up. >find a streetwalker that you don't mind the look of >frick her (condoms recommended, but optional, take the risk if you want. buy your own though), make sure you get at least half an hour so if you blow your load early due to inexperience you can get a second round in. >pay her >go home and forget about her, she won't remember you in 3 hours
there you go, now go and become a man lad.
I can't believe I have to tell you this shit, but here's a extra life lesson on the house : most people that you only meet once will forget you shortly after, so don't be nervous, because chances are you will never see them again. and if you do see them again, because you gave zero shits when you first met them, the second time will be easier.
>yea and Biden, y'know, the guy in charge of making sure that the US of A is the best darn country in the world, well he's doing his best to take care of it! His officials said not to shoot it down, and you better believe they are super stumped as to what it is! He's doing everything he can to solve this confusion in the best way possible, by golly, because he's the president doing his best, and the news actually report what's really happening.
You aren't even a little skeptical of the official story?
frickin eh, you don't even need a source just THING HAPPEN WHAT DO :O
Truly the lowest thinking form of life is a canadian
On top of how gay you are, you made ANOTHER thread about it while adding nothing other than the fact that you are a sad virgin loser. Why the frick are you even posting anything at all?
me too I just got through my 2nd semester of college and joined some clubs and there are girls in it that im thinkin i can probably get to suck my dick maybe if i just work out and max some of my stats out and ive been wearing heightfraud shoes because even though im 5'10 with an extra 2 inches im 6 foot and women cant tell anyway
There are so many Asian qts here, why don’t you just get with a low ranking qt. You’re capable of that unless you are literally deformed or paraplegic.
>asians qt's all want chad same as every other girl. even are 1/10 or last rank race they still refuse to talk to anyone but chad
just have a nice day. If you claim nobody wants you, you acknowledge that you are boring and awkward and gay to be around, complaining about how unfair it is that nobody wants you is even more pathetic. Just become better, or stop making it everyone else's problem.
Like honestly what the frick are you expecting to accomplish here?
>Hurr durr it's so unfair of people to want good partners, I'm no good and I still want a partner!! >Maybe I'll just complain hard enough and someone will fix it for me!! >Maybe someone will feel bad for me and give me what I want because I am so weak and can't do it myself. >One thing for sure though, the ONLY thing I can do to improve is complain. I'm not even exercising while I shitpost, just sitting here getting older, waiting for things to change on their own.
How old are you? And you chances of getting laid just increased significantly if ww3 broke out.
35 fren
Yea, if you really are a 35 year old virgin and this is not a larp, you should really be rooting for ww3.
that was a very nice way of you to say it was over for me anon, thank you.
It's not over for you, because it has never even started.
Now take the monk pill.
if it never even started does that mean I can still win races I haven't yet lost?
No, you are disqualified
Not what I said or meant, you just want to be humiliated, please go somewhere else for that.
you didn't have to say it literally for me to know the meaning behind it but I was sorta saying thanks for being kinda and letting me down lightly.
way to be an butthole tho
for frick's sake...
>35
>probably has some money, if not, save up.
>find a streetwalker that you don't mind the look of
>frick her (condoms recommended, but optional, take the risk if you want. buy your own though), make sure you get at least half an hour so if you blow your load early due to inexperience you can get a second round in.
>pay her
>go home and forget about her, she won't remember you in 3 hours
there you go, now go and become a man lad.
I can't believe I have to tell you this shit, but here's a extra life lesson on the house : most people that you only meet once will forget you shortly after, so don't be nervous, because chances are you will never see them again. and if you do see them again, because you gave zero shits when you first met them, the second time will be easier.
Same, I am 25 years old virgin, but that's fine, I took the monk pill
If you live in a city you deserve to die
Are you actually believing the CNN headline?
fricking tard
>yea and Biden, y'know, the guy in charge of making sure that the US of A is the best darn country in the world, well he's doing his best to take care of it! His officials said not to shoot it down, and you better believe they are super stumped as to what it is! He's doing everything he can to solve this confusion in the best way possible, by golly, because he's the president doing his best, and the news actually report what's really happening.
You aren't even a little skeptical of the official story?
>CNN article
wtf are you talking about i didn't post an article
>google the word balloon right now.
i dont google anything but there's balloon threads about chinkballoons all over the boards leafhao
frickin eh, you don't even need a source just THING HAPPEN WHAT DO :O
Truly the lowest thinking form of life is a canadian
On top of how gay you are, you made ANOTHER thread about it while adding nothing other than the fact that you are a sad virgin loser. Why the frick are you even posting anything at all?
>the lowest form of thinking life is canadian
>t.canadian flag
ur so dumb fukin boomer
/k/ said to just use your nugget to shoot it down.
Homie, if you can't get laid during war time you were never going to during peace time.
I don't want to die. I haven't even had sex yet.
Haven't seen the world.
Been mostly in school and spend free time playing mtg and dota with my nerd friends. Ugh ww3 will really ruin my day.
me too I just got through my 2nd semester of college and joined some clubs and there are girls in it that im thinkin i can probably get to suck my dick maybe if i just work out and max some of my stats out and ive been wearing heightfraud shoes because even though im 5'10 with an extra 2 inches im 6 foot and women cant tell anyway
There are so many Asian qts here, why don’t you just get with a low ranking qt. You’re capable of that unless you are literally deformed or paraplegic.
asians qt's all want chad same as every other girl. even are 1/10 or last rank race they still refuse to talk to anyone but chad
>asians qt's all want chad same as every other girl. even are 1/10 or last rank race they still refuse to talk to anyone but chad
just have a nice day. If you claim nobody wants you, you acknowledge that you are boring and awkward and gay to be around, complaining about how unfair it is that nobody wants you is even more pathetic. Just become better, or stop making it everyone else's problem.
Like honestly what the frick are you expecting to accomplish here?
>Hurr durr it's so unfair of people to want good partners, I'm no good and I still want a partner!!
>Maybe I'll just complain hard enough and someone will fix it for me!!
>Maybe someone will feel bad for me and give me what I want because I am so weak and can't do it myself.
>One thing for sure though, the ONLY thing I can do to improve is complain. I'm not even exercising while I shitpost, just sitting here getting older, waiting for things to change on their own.
You're going to be ok mate, believe it or not this shit happens regularly.
I mean they've obviously trying to spin this into a big story for *some* reason, but thing itself is no big deal.
Save yourself like George Washington did before he died
https://catholicism.org/george-washington-died-a-catholic.html
Just take the incest pill if you can. T. 31yo incel with ddd mommy gf