I'm going to die a fucking virgin it's over thanks to some ww3 inducing spying baizuloon

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you? And you chances of getting laid just increased significantly if ww3 broke out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      35 fren

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, if you really are a 35 year old virgin and this is not a larp, you should really be rooting for ww3.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that was a very nice way of you to say it was over for me anon, thank you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not over for you, because it has never even started.
            Now take the monk pill.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              if it never even started does that mean I can still win races I haven't yet lost?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are disqualified

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not what I said or meant, you just want to be humiliated, please go somewhere else for that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you didn't have to say it literally for me to know the meaning behind it but I was sorta saying thanks for being kinda and letting me down lightly.

              way to be an butthole tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for frick's sake...

        >35
        >probably has some money, if not, save up.
        >find a streetwalker that you don't mind the look of
        >frick her (condoms recommended, but optional, take the risk if you want. buy your own though), make sure you get at least half an hour so if you blow your load early due to inexperience you can get a second round in.
        >pay her
        >go home and forget about her, she won't remember you in 3 hours

        there you go, now go and become a man lad.

        I can't believe I have to tell you this shit, but here's a extra life lesson on the house : most people that you only meet once will forget you shortly after, so don't be nervous, because chances are you will never see them again. and if you do see them again, because you gave zero shits when you first met them, the second time will be easier.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same, I am 25 years old virgin, but that's fine, I took the monk pill

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you live in a city you deserve to die

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you actually believing the CNN headline?

    fricking tard

    >yea and Biden, y'know, the guy in charge of making sure that the US of A is the best darn country in the world, well he's doing his best to take care of it! His officials said not to shoot it down, and you better believe they are super stumped as to what it is! He's doing everything he can to solve this confusion in the best way possible, by golly, because he's the president doing his best, and the news actually report what's really happening.

    You aren't even a little skeptical of the official story?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >CNN article
      wtf are you talking about i didn't post an article

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >google the word balloon right now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i dont google anything but there's balloon threads about chinkballoons all over the boards leafhao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            frickin eh, you don't even need a source just THING HAPPEN WHAT DO :O

            Truly the lowest thinking form of life is a canadian

            On top of how gay you are, you made ANOTHER thread about it while adding nothing other than the fact that you are a sad virgin loser. Why the frick are you even posting anything at all?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the lowest form of thinking life is canadian
              >t.canadian flag
              ur so dumb fukin boomer

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ said to just use your nugget to shoot it down.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Homie, if you can't get laid during war time you were never going to during peace time.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to die. I haven't even had sex yet.
    Haven't seen the world.

    Been mostly in school and spend free time playing mtg and dota with my nerd friends. Ugh ww3 will really ruin my day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me too I just got through my 2nd semester of college and joined some clubs and there are girls in it that im thinkin i can probably get to suck my dick maybe if i just work out and max some of my stats out and ive been wearing heightfraud shoes because even though im 5'10 with an extra 2 inches im 6 foot and women cant tell anyway

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many Asian qts here, why don’t you just get with a low ranking qt. You’re capable of that unless you are literally deformed or paraplegic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      asians qt's all want chad same as every other girl. even are 1/10 or last rank race they still refuse to talk to anyone but chad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >asians qt's all want chad same as every other girl. even are 1/10 or last rank race they still refuse to talk to anyone but chad
        just have a nice day. If you claim nobody wants you, you acknowledge that you are boring and awkward and gay to be around, complaining about how unfair it is that nobody wants you is even more pathetic. Just become better, or stop making it everyone else's problem.

        Like honestly what the frick are you expecting to accomplish here?

        >Hurr durr it's so unfair of people to want good partners, I'm no good and I still want a partner!!
        >Maybe I'll just complain hard enough and someone will fix it for me!!
        >Maybe someone will feel bad for me and give me what I want because I am so weak and can't do it myself.
        >One thing for sure though, the ONLY thing I can do to improve is complain. I'm not even exercising while I shitpost, just sitting here getting older, waiting for things to change on their own.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to be ok mate, believe it or not this shit happens regularly.

    I mean they've obviously trying to spin this into a big story for *some* reason, but thing itself is no big deal.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Save yourself like George Washington did before he died

    https://catholicism.org/george-washington-died-a-catholic.html

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just take the incest pill if you can. T. 31yo incel with ddd mommy gf

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