Some instathot and her betab***h were snooping on my spot so I had to take evasive maneuvers. On top of that their dog was screeching so I climbed to the upper hills to screech back unseen. That being said I couldn't help but notice how easily I was spotted by absolutely everyone. Drab clothes are a meme what is the best way to actually camouflage yourself from prying eyes
Fling poo to assert dominance
>Best way to actually camouflage yourself from prying eyes
Being aware of your surroundings.
Based.
That's all.
If he was slightly less ugly would he still do this
You think that's ugly? With some self confidence he could be a model and drown in his genitals of choice. You are slaves of your own fears.
>Model
This Black person looks like a literal ayyy.
Have you seen what most models look like lately? They all look like they're straight out of Area 51
Really?
Man, america is weird. All the models around my shithole still follow the Calvin Klein standard to an extent.
>This Black person looks like a literal ayyy.
Yes. Thats how top models look nowadays
Fricking Elder Scrolls character creator looking ass
With some hair styling and PrepHole tips this guy could model
>chad turns around to come back and beat him up
Kek
Yep he's 'got a look' and it's photogenic
All you wee chads btfo kek
t. ugly old frick
https://www.chop.edu/conditions-diseases/crouzon-syndrome
You must suck ass at camouflaging because I can just stand there and people seem to not notice my presence
Almost literary me during lockdown walking my dog on river bank tree area to doge police patrols
Form up a surprise attack and steal their belongings
ideally avoid people so they can't call the police on you but in such a heavily trafficked area the best camouflage is to fit in even the best bush will be spotted eventually
The mental stability of /k/
please be in virginia
Those were your dogs weren't they
Actually yes. If you saw me I apologize my nature walk turned into Edward 40 hands and ended with me sleeping under a blanket of leaves screaming at dogs. If you were the fisherman I am so sorry.
>I am so sorry
As you should be
>crazed teen hoots ad hollers in the woods
>pretends he is invisible
>molests two girls
>the park is the town square
>he is in plain sight of everyone
Yep that's what I expect from around here.
By ownig the property your on and removing trespassers with prejudice.
I swear I better not see a forty ounce in my forest tomorrow morning.
Verification not required.
Nobody ever sees me. EVER