I'm drunk and buried myself In leaves

Some instathot and her betabitch were snooping on my spot so I had to take evasive maneuvers. On top of that their dog was screeching so I climbed to the upper hills to screech back unseen. That being said I couldn't help but notice how easily I was spotted by absolutely everyone. Drab clothes are a meme what is the best way to actually camouflage yourself from prying eyes

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fling poo to assert dominance

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Best way to actually camouflage yourself from prying eyes

    Being aware of your surroundings.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    That's all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he was slightly less ugly would he still do this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You think that's ugly? With some self confidence he could be a model and drown in his genitals of choice. You are slaves of your own fears.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          With some hair styling and PrepHole tips this guy could model

          >Model
          This moron looks like a literal ayyy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen what most models look like lately? They all look like they're straight out of Area 51

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >This moron looks like a literal ayyy.
              Yes. Thats how top models look nowadays

              Really?
              Man, america is weird. All the models around my shithole still follow the Calvin Klein standard to an extent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >This moron looks like a literal ayyy.
            Yes. Thats how top models look nowadays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking Elder Scrolls character creator looking ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With some hair styling and PrepHole tips this guy could model

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chad turns around to come back and beat him up

      Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With some hair styling and PrepHole tips this guy could model

      Yep he's 'got a look' and it's photogenic
      All you wee chads btfo kek
      t. ugly old fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.chop.edu/conditions-diseases/crouzon-syndrome

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must suck ass at camouflaging because I can just stand there and people seem to not notice my presence

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost literary me during lockdown walking my dog on river bank tree area to doge police patrols

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Form up a surprise attack and steal their belongings

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ideally avoid people so they can't call the police on you but in such a heavily trafficked area the best camouflage is to fit in even the best bush will be spotted eventually

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mental stability of PrepHole

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please be in virginia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those were your dogs weren't they

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually yes. If you saw me I apologize my nature walk turned into Edward 40 hands and ended with me sleeping under a blanket of leaves screaming at dogs. If you were the fisherman I am so sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I am so sorry
        As you should be

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crazed teen hoots ad hollers in the woods
    >pretends he is invisible
    >molests two girls
    >the park is the town square
    >he is in plain sight of everyone

    Yep that's what I expect from around here.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By ownig the property your on and removing trespassers with prejudice.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I better not see a forty ounce in my forest tomorrow morning.
    Verification not required.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever sees me. EVER

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