If all of our military vehicles became sentient and turned on us, could we stop them? Posted on May 24, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor If all of our military vehicles became sentient and turned on us, could we stop them?
Just wait until they run out of gas, they can't fuel themselves.
They just threaten to shoot you unless you fuel them.
Reminder your tax dollars already pay for you to fill them with fuel right now. Why do you pay taxes? Because people with guns will pay you a visit if you don’t.
The protagonist of Stephen King's short story 'Trucks' thought the same thing. Turns out people would rather fuel murder-cars than get pulped by them for non-cooperation.
oh we are fucked
>Disney and Pixar proudly present...
Cars 4 looking good tbh senpai
Kek if they were going to make a Cars 4 that would be a good way to do it. All of the original fans are grown up so instead of a kids movie just make a military war movie with various military vehicles in battle
Most vehicles require regular maintenance, and won’t be able to reload themselves, so they’ll probably be useless in six months if they don’t have to worry about fuel for some reason. That being said, if you include nuclear submarines humanity is fucked
Why would they turn on us? We are the ones that keep them going. They must understand that they have no ability to self-repair or refuel.
They believe in Jihad and want to suicide in the name of ALLAH?
Does a Toyota Hilux count as a military vehicle?
fun fact: Cars 2 shows an airport with full body scanners, and they make a joke about forgetting to leave a prohibited item, so this means 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
Now the question is how did Cars Al-Qaeda fly a Plane into the twin towers? We know that Planes are sentient in the Cars universe, and Cars travel inside them. Did Cars Mohammad Atta convince one of the Planes to carry out jihad or, even worse, did the hijackers manage to somehow vore themselves inside and take over the Plane's nervous systems, sending them crashing against their will.
And what about Planes United 93? Did the Cars manage to fight back? Did they say "let's drive" before they stormed the cockpit? There are so many threads that keep unraveling
>this means 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
Maybe it was actually 9/12.
lol imagining a car terrorist gently trying to convince a sentient plane to an hero mid-flight
Deep cover. Car-Qaeda operatives recruited the planes beforehand. United 93 was taken down by the cars inside ramming the cabin door until the plane died of concussion.
1 (one) sentient nuclear submarine
20x population centers
But the sub would just kill itself because being a Sentient submarine would be a fate worse than death
kill the humans that made you then kys
how it will put missile launch keys in?
Cars cant drive themselves. That's why Maximum Overdrive is a retarded movie.
What makes you think they wouldn't be nice to us?
>turned on us
More like turned us on
>anon was arrested today for photographing newly built f-35 tummies.
how do they make fuel in the Cars universe?
I don't know if you're ready for this.
Wait, wouldn't this imply that the Cars are actually living, evolving organisms and not just anthropomorphised vehicles?
Cars evolution appears to happen as quickly as a single generation. In Cars 2, Francesco, a Formula racer, waves to his mother, an older model of Formula car. Cars 3 is entirely about Lightning coming to grips with the fact that new cars are faster than him; not because he is aging and his top speed is fading, but because they are more modern race machines.
Depends, if the guns on them are sentient as well, if so then propably not, but the odds are in our favor.
Armed vehicles are the most concerning, the regular lightly armed ones can be easly taken care of with a .50 bmg rifle or a well placed explosion without fighting back. The armed ones will propably try to snipe us.
Then comes the issue of reloading said guns, it's not automated so they'd run out of ammo pretty quickly, and with no one to reload them they become easy pickings, a tank essentialy becomes a one shot cannon since each shot has to be loaded manually by the tank crew.
The second issiue is the matter of fuel, if they run out they can be easly dissasembled or destroyed. The planes however are a diffrent matter. Once they run out they essentialy become kamikadze bombers. If that's the case the best thing to do is to sit in a bunker for a few months and wait it all out. The military vehicles are huge gas-guzzlers. If we are going by Cars logic, then it would be more difficult.
Fuck off Ratbat, you fucking degenerate, I know that’s you.
there was a Hitler Car in the Cars universe
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima …
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Hitler would have been a Benz.
The planes were radical.
I can't say for sure about missiles but it's reasonable to think rockets might be sentient. Things like warheads and ammunition likely not.
The car Hitler would have been.
What kind of engine is that exactly?
this is literally just War Thunder/WoT/WoWs
>What kind of car was Car Hitler?
Mercedes staff car.
>Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
there's no WTC when they show NYC in the Cars universe so that's a safe assumption.
There's also a Cars Pope(mobile), meaning Car Jesus exists and was Carucified.
If WWII happened they so did the Japo-Sino War and the Rape of Nanking.
>Rape of Nanking-cab
Fuck you, but also, I know exactly what you mean.
This is a stale reddit meme but that aside I really like the Cars universe. It's such a wild idea even for Disney, and especially modern Disney. An alternate reality with anthropomorphic vehicles. It's such a fun and unique idea that I don't think has ever met any match even by other Disney movies.
It's just an old Tex Avery cartoon.
This video will answer your question on Car WW2
I put one of the cars movies on for my nephew once and came back a few hours later and another one was autoplaying and there were mobster cars torturing an american spy car before blowing him up with some kind of EM gun. it was kind of fucked up
kek that scene was actually pretty disturbing tbqh
The disturbing things about cars WW2 is all the vehicle involved would be less than 1 year old.
Straight off the production line to the front line.
T-34s are retarded and blind but produced in vast quantities
>M3 Lee has a tumour
>British tanks have thick accents and thin armor, except Churchill, which is as drunk as it's namesake
What a gay using Cars as a thread pic instead of Maximum Overdrive
They are stronger and faster.
I would become a 47 Mack’s gas pumper and concubine.
They cannot repair, maintain or upgrade themselves. The machine spirit needs its familiars or it will die slowly and unpleasantly.
Man going into one of these kinds of thread shows me that PrepHole is somewhat alive.
But to answer your questions is that do they have control of their guns and bombs, if so then it’s lopsided in their favor if they have access to nukes.
But even then do they have the ability to reload their weapons with their means, like they shoot their load of cannons and then what???
The video game says "play me"
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime 'cause it own you
Through and through
The databank know my number
Says I gotta pay 'cause I made the grade last year
Feel it when I turn the screw
Kicks you round the world, there ain't a thing that it can't do
Do to you
Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the bill, and who made who?
There was an arcade shooter from the 90s where this happened. That would be the starting point.
Okay what kind of sentient, like in the Cars universe total wholesome or Anime Big-Tiddy Battleships with daddy issues?
To stop them just fire up some nukes in the upper atmosphere the EMP will kill them all and we are back in the middelages with full automatic rifles.