If all of our military vehicles became sentient and turned on us, could we stop them?

If all of our military vehicles became sentient and turned on us, could we stop them?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until they run out of gas, they can't fuel themselves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just threaten to shoot you unless you fuel them.

      Reminder your tax dollars already pay for you to fill them with fuel right now. Why do you pay taxes? Because people with guns will pay you a visit if you don’t.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The protagonist of Stephen King's short story 'Trucks' thought the same thing. Turns out people would rather fuel murder-cars than get pulped by them for non-cooperation.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh we are fricked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney and Pixar proudly present...
      Cars 4 looking good tbh senpai

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek if they were going to make a Cars 4 that would be a good way to do it. All of the original fans are grown up so instead of a kids movie just make a military war movie with various military vehicles in battle

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most vehicles require regular maintenance, and won’t be able to reload themselves, so they’ll probably be useless in six months if they don’t have to worry about fuel for some reason. That being said, if you include nuclear submarines humanity is fricked

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they turn on us? We are the ones that keep them going. They must understand that they have no ability to self-repair or refuel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They believe in Jihad and want to suicide in the name of ALLAH?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does a Toyota Hilux count as a military vehicle?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fun fact: Cars 2 shows an airport with full body scanners, and they make a joke about forgetting to leave a prohibited item, so this means 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
        Now the question is how did Cars Al-Qaeda fly a Plane into the twin towers? We know that Planes are sentient in the Cars universe, and Cars travel inside them. Did Cars Mohammad Atta convince one of the Planes to carry out jihad or, even worse, did the hijackers manage to somehow vore themselves inside and take over the Plane's nervous systems, sending them crashing against their will.
        And what about Planes United 93? Did the Cars manage to fight back? Did they say "let's drive" before they stormed the wienerpit? There are so many threads that keep unraveling

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this means 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
          Maybe it was actually 9/12.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol imagining a car terrorist gently trying to convince a sentient plane to an hero mid-flight

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deep cover. Car-Qaeda operatives recruited the planes beforehand. United 93 was taken down by the cars inside ramming the cabin door until the plane died of concussion.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 (one) sentient nuclear submarine
    vs
    20x population centers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the sub would just kill itself because being a Sentient submarine would be a fate worse than death

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kill the humans that made you then kys

        murder suicide

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how it will put missile launch keys in?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cars cant drive themselves. That's why Maximum Overdrive is a moronic movie.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you think they wouldn't be nice to us?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      >how?
      pic related

      this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turned on us
    More like turned us on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon was arrested today for photographing newly built f-35 tummies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do they make fuel in the Cars universe?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if you're ready for this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, wouldn't this imply that the Cars are actually living, evolving organisms and not just anthropomorphised vehicles?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cars evolution appears to happen as quickly as a single generation. In Cars 2, Francesco, a Formula racer, waves to his mother, an older model of Formula car. Cars 3 is entirely about Lightning coming to grips with the fact that new cars are faster than him; not because he is aging and his top speed is fading, but because they are more modern race machines.

  10. 10 months ago
    Mr. Anon

    Depends, if the guns on them are sentient as well, if so then propably not, but the odds are in our favor.

    Armed vehicles are the most concerning, the regular lightly armed ones can be easly taken care of with a .50 bmg rifle or a well placed explosion without fighting back. The armed ones will propably try to snipe us.

    Then comes the issue of reloading said guns, it's not automated so they'd run out of ammo pretty quickly, and with no one to reload them they become easy pickings, a tank essentialy becomes a one shot cannon since each shot has to be loaded manually by the tank crew.

    The second issiue is the matter of fuel, if they run out they can be easly dissasembled or destroyed. The planes however are a diffrent matter. Once they run out they essentialy become kamikadze bombers. If that's the case the best thing to do is to sit in a bunker for a few months and wait it all out. The military vehicles are huge gas-guzzlers. If we are going by Cars logic, then it would be more difficult.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Ratbat, you fricking degenerate, I know that’s you.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was a Hitler Car in the Cars universe

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima …

    This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

    What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

    Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

    I could go on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler would have been a Benz.
      The planes were radical.
      I can't say for sure about missiles but it's reasonable to think rockets might be sentient. Things like warheads and ammunition likely not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The car Hitler would have been.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of engine is that exactly?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cars WW2
      this is literally just War Thunder/WoT/WoWs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of car was Car Hitler?
      Mercedes staff car.
      >Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
      there's no WTC when they show NYC in the Cars universe so that's a safe assumption.

      There's also a Cars Pope(mobile), meaning Car Jesus exists and was Carucified.

      If WWII happened they so did the Japo-Sino War and the Rape of Nanking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rape of Nanking-cab

        Fixed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Carucified

        Frick you, but also, I know exactly what you mean.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Jesus Chrysler!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a stale reddit meme but that aside I really like the Cars universe. It's such a wild idea even for Disney, and especially modern Disney. An alternate reality with anthropomorphic vehicles. It's such a fun and unique idea that I don't think has ever met any match even by other Disney movies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just an old Tex Avery cartoon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This video will answer your question on Car WW2

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put one of the cars movies on for my nephew once and came back a few hours later and another one was autoplaying and there were mobster cars torturing an american spy car before blowing him up with some kind of EM gun. it was kind of fricked up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek that scene was actually pretty disturbing tbqh

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The disturbing things about cars WW2 is all the vehicle involved would be less than 1 year old.
    Straight off the production line to the front line.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      T-34s are moronic and blind but produced in vast quantities
      >M3 Lee has a tumour
      >British tanks have thick accents and thin armor, except Churchill, which is as drunk as it's namesake

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a homosexual using Cars as a thread pic instead of Maximum Overdrive

  17. 10 months ago
    Stephan King

    No.
    They are stronger and faster.
    I would become a 47 Mack’s gas pumper and concubine.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cannot repair, maintain or upgrade themselves. The machine spirit needs its familiars or it will die slowly and unpleasantly.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man going into one of these kinds of thread shows me that /k/ is somewhat alive.

    But to answer your questions is that do they have control of their guns and bombs, if so then it’s lopsided in their favor if they have access to nukes.
    But even then do they have the ability to reload their weapons with their means, like they shoot their load of cannons and then what???

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The video game says "play me"
    Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
    Feeling running down your spine
    Nothing gonna save your one last dime 'cause it own you
    Through and through
    The databank know my number
    Says I gotta pay 'cause I made the grade last year
    Feel it when I turn the screw
    Kicks you round the world, there ain't a thing that it can't do
    Do to you
    Who made who, who made you?
    Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
    Who made who, who made you?
    If you made them and they made you
    Who picked up the bill, and who made who?
    Yeah

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an arcade shooter from the 90s where this happened. That would be the starting point.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay what kind of sentient, like in the Cars universe total wholesome or Anime Big-Tiddy Battleships with daddy issues?

    To stop them just fire up some nukes in the upper atmosphere the EMP will kill them all and we are back in the middelages with full automatic rifles.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not

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