Dual plasma pistols and the second man carries the SPNKr rocket launcher. Dual plasma pistols with overcharge means I can take down his shields or outright fry his ass, and the SPNKr from a concealed position is insurance that his shields stay down and for extra splash damage in case any of the squishier UNSC marines are nearby.
I get that Spartans are physically and psychologically fricked child soldiers, but does that excuse them to behave like children when a war is going on? And Chief having sex with a brainwashed Covenant teen? WTF is up with Hollywood?
Not just Hollywood, 343 read this script and fully approved it, they’re all just a bunch of hacks using the Halo brand to peddle their f tier space capeshit
>Kek the kids here will not understand this at all
You do know shitty 3rd party controllers still exist. Got my nephew a PowerA controller last month for his switch when his friends are over. Tried it out and it's madcatz/rockcandy quality, if not worse.
If the shitty plasma pistol (or fart in the air) wrecks their shield, spartans aren't shit.
You're a homosexual for enjoying such a shitty series. Play something better b***h.
How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?
How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?
Initiate contact with small arms and grenades, retreat in an organized fashion to a killzone that's been fitted with antigrav plates, trigger said antigrav bullshittery to trick the spartan's mjolnir into giving them the bends, close in and sedate them, then film a kino execution video. If it worked for Graves it will work for me as long as I have accurate info on their numbers.
How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?
with my penis mcweenus of course!
HBO series
BRILLIANT!
Last of Us was never good to begin with though
Dual plasma pistols and the second man carries the SPNKr rocket launcher. Dual plasma pistols with overcharge means I can take down his shields or outright fry his ass, and the SPNKr from a concealed position is insurance that his shields stay down and for extra splash damage in case any of the squishier UNSC marines are nearby.
I get that Spartans are physically and psychologically fricked child soldiers, but does that excuse them to behave like children when a war is going on? And Chief having sex with a brainwashed Covenant teen? WTF is up with Hollywood?
>trying to make sense out of israelitellywood
Pedowood you mean
making master chief into a pedophile rapist will never not be funny
Not just Hollywood, 343 read this script and fully approved it, they’re all just a bunch of hacks using the Halo brand to peddle their f tier space capeshit
>Covenant teen?
Why do you say that part like it's bad.
They get one shotted by 14.5mm, any autocannon should do the job.
Game mechanics are not canon. In Game mechanics the Gauss rifle can shoot through fifty tanks and you can be killed by a traffic cone.
A metal gear
343i
Black person a m72 salvo would kill most spatems
Make them play the library on legendary and give them the 2nd player controller.
Distract them with some milkers
Kek the kids here will not understand this at all
>Kek the kids here will not understand this at all
You do know shitty 3rd party controllers still exist. Got my nephew a PowerA controller last month for his switch when his friends are over. Tried it out and it's madcatz/rockcandy quality, if not worse.
FRICKING MADCATZ
>preferred my MadCatz over brand made because turbo button
2fast4u
If the shitty plasma pistol (or fart in the air) wrecks their shield, spartans aren't shit.
You're a homosexual for enjoying such a shitty series. Play something better b***h.
Why did the grunts have to wear their breathing masks when 80% of the atmosphere is comprised of nitrogen anyway
Because they breathe methane
For some reason I always remembered them breathing nitrogen and thinking that's weird
>they breathe methane
How does a man get to this point.
Excess porn addiction that fries the pleasure centers in the brain necessitating more and more extreme and shocking stimuli.
drugs will do that faster, always assume drugs
can't this be cured by just going on a cleanse for like 6 months?
Gameplay spartans are pretty easy to kill, they can't handle sustained small arms fire at all.
Lore Spartans are fricking terrifying though, your best hope is an ambush with sniper rifles mines and very heavy guns.
shoot it until it dies
Let women write for his franchise.
How would you kill a space marine?
100 mm gun
lovecraftian horror
Pray to the dark gods and hit him with an axe for a 5+ lethal hit.
Modern tank round should do the job
Delete his waifu, and give him a cuter waifu to manipulate him.
>Delete his waifu
Are you trying to die?
>cuter
no, she aint.
Initiate contact with small arms and grenades, retreat in an organized fashion to a killzone that's been fitted with antigrav plates, trigger said antigrav bullshittery to trick the spartan's mjolnir into giving them the bends, close in and sedate them, then film a kino execution video. If it worked for Graves it will work for me as long as I have accurate info on their numbers.
sell 343 to disney
Black person
2000lbs JDAMs. Space magic bullshit doesn't protect you from metric tones of precision guided ordinance.
deep hole covered with sticks and leaf. oldest trick in the book
How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raptors_(Chapter)
With a stick, while he sleeps.
1337 combo
Send arby to have sex with his mom lolololololololololol
play the Halo CE ost and wait for him to do something reckless
Run them over with a car! Doesn't have to be a Warthog or drifting while at it, but bonus points for that.
take away his plot armor