How would you kill a spartan?

How would you kill a spartan?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with my penis mcweenus of course!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HBO series

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BRILLIANT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last of Us was never good to begin with though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dual plasma pistols and the second man carries the SPNKr rocket launcher. Dual plasma pistols with overcharge means I can take down his shields or outright fry his ass, and the SPNKr from a concealed position is insurance that his shields stay down and for extra splash damage in case any of the squishier UNSC marines are nearby.

      I get that Spartans are physically and psychologically fricked child soldiers, but does that excuse them to behave like children when a war is going on? And Chief having sex with a brainwashed Covenant teen? WTF is up with Hollywood?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to make sense out of israelitellywood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pedowood you mean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        making master chief into a pedophile rapist will never not be funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not just Hollywood, 343 read this script and fully approved it, they’re all just a bunch of hacks using the Halo brand to peddle their f tier space capeshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Covenant teen?
        Why do you say that part like it's bad.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They get one shotted by 14.5mm, any autocannon should do the job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Game mechanics are not canon. In Game mechanics the Gauss rifle can shoot through fifty tanks and you can be killed by a traffic cone.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A metal gear

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    343i

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person a m72 salvo would kill most spatems

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make them play the library on legendary and give them the 2nd player controller.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Distract them with some milkers

      Kek the kids here will not understand this at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek the kids here will not understand this at all
        You do know shitty 3rd party controllers still exist. Got my nephew a PowerA controller last month for his switch when his friends are over. Tried it out and it's madcatz/rockcandy quality, if not worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING MADCATZ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >preferred my MadCatz over brand made because turbo button
      2fast4u

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the shitty plasma pistol (or fart in the air) wrecks their shield, spartans aren't shit.
    You're a homosexual for enjoying such a shitty series. Play something better b***h.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the grunts have to wear their breathing masks when 80% of the atmosphere is comprised of nitrogen anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they breathe methane

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason I always remembered them breathing nitrogen and thinking that's weird

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they breathe methane

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How does a man get to this point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Excess porn addiction that fries the pleasure centers in the brain necessitating more and more extreme and shocking stimuli.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              drugs will do that faster, always assume drugs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              can't this be cured by just going on a cleanse for like 6 months?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay spartans are pretty easy to kill, they can't handle sustained small arms fire at all.

    Lore Spartans are fricking terrifying though, your best hope is an ambush with sniper rifles mines and very heavy guns.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it until it dies

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let women write for his franchise.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you kill a space marine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100 mm gun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/a9mPeE2.jpg

      How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?

      https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raptors_(Chapter)

      lovecraftian horror

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/a9mPeE2.jpg

      How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?

      https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raptors_(Chapter)

      Pray to the dark gods and hit him with an axe for a 5+ lethal hit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Modern tank round should do the job

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delete his waifu, and give him a cuter waifu to manipulate him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Delete his waifu
      Are you trying to die?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cuter
      no, she aint.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Initiate contact with small arms and grenades, retreat in an organized fashion to a killzone that's been fitted with antigrav plates, trigger said antigrav bullshittery to trick the spartan's mjolnir into giving them the bends, close in and sedate them, then film a kino execution video. If it worked for Graves it will work for me as long as I have accurate info on their numbers.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sell 343 to disney

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2000lbs JDAMs. Space magic bullshit doesn't protect you from metric tones of precision guided ordinance.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deep hole covered with sticks and leaf. oldest trick in the book

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you kill a Primaris Marine (that actually uses common sense and tactics and isn't a brain dad brightly colored moron that runs directly into enemy fire)?

    https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raptors_(Chapter)

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With a stick, while he sleeps.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1337 combo

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Send arby to have sex with his mom lolololololololololol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    play the Halo CE ost and wait for him to do something reckless

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Run them over with a car! Doesn't have to be a Warthog or drifting while at it, but bonus points for that.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take away his plot armor

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