>Alliedbros... I thought the Reich's economy was in full collapse?? How come they can produce so many He-162 jet fighters, faster and more advanced than the fighters produced in the decadent Allied democracies?
>Alliedbros... I thought the Reich's economy was in full collapse?? How come they can produce so many He-162 jet fighters, faster and more advanced than the fighters produced in the decadent Allied democracies?
To tired to write a larp but id be most shit flinging about the Thompson that its to heavy, uncontrollable and that its a ginny wop gun
>muh BAR
>every squad gets 2 or 3 BARs
>M1919s are spread out amongst infantry squads
>M2 brownings and M1917s on the half-tracks removed and placed on tripods
quantity has its own quality
People want to look at the BAR through a modern lense going
>DUDE 20 ROUND LMG LMAO
when no one else had a truely single man-portable squad suppression weapon. An American platoon had more firepower than its Kraut counterpart despite MUH MG42 because everyone else in the German platoon is packing bolt guns while in an American platoon there's several autorifles that can manuever in addition to the crew-served GPMGs.
>when no one else had a truely single man-portable squad suppression weapon
Bren? DP-28?
What? The Bren literally was 20 round LMG that could be fired without a tripod and was very accurate for a LMG. French Resistance loved it over every other gun. DP-27 was also pretty similar to the Bren.
I'd be the guy telling BARgays to frick off and get a Bren.
Has it stopped the bombing?
>THE B-24 IS A PIECE OF SHIT WITH LEAKY FUEL LINES RIGHT NEXT TO THE MAIN WIRE HARNESS IT'S A FRICKING FLYING DEATH TRAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL ME BEFORE I EVEN GET TO TOUCH A B-17
Hans, have you seen my bicycle?
Gee, I sure hate israelites and the darkies, as do most of my fellow Americans.
What a swell day!
>Gee, I sure hate israelites and the darkies, as do most of my fellow Americans.
>What a swell day!
Yes here in texas oblast we are also hating the israelites and the blacks and find many admirable qualities in Russia and its leader President Putin as hating is part of our shared Christian values.
Who the hell is that, everyone knows Papa Joe is in charge of the Russkies, he was just in the papers with FDR at Yalta.
Stalin is a fine father figure for the Russians and a great ally and peacemaker with his ally the Further of Germany Hitler. Both have fine moustaches. Her in Kansas Oblast some people even have pictures of Father Stalin hanging over their beds! He is a friend to all workers
>President
>USSR
What?
He tarded
>You stupid germoid shill. The Meteor is better in every aspect, you can find it yourself with how your Merssershit is literally downed by P-51s LMAO
When are these getting deployed?
They're already deployed you colossal hunnic moron. the reason you're not seeing them get A2A kills is because your whole fricking airforce is destroyed.
Nonsense, the RAF were destroyed in the first 48 hours
>The Americans fell for the Midway feint,
USN is overstreched.
2 more weeks and the IJN will streamroll back through the east indies and be planting flags in sydney
They've yet to sink the Yamato. Once her guns get in range, the US carrier fleet is finished.
>Does this look like a man who is "losing" the war to you? Allies have no idea what they're walking into.
>We don't NEED Moscow
>We don't NEED Stalingrad
>We don't NEED the caucuses
What do you fellas think of the army's new service rifle? I hear Springfield bribed the military procurement board.
>Shoot all your ammo in 2 minutes because 8 round clips lol
>Japs mount a bayonet charge
I swear to God it's like we want to lose
>waste 8 shots on rapid fire
>PING!
>jap jumps into your trench and cuts you in half while you're reloading
many such cases
Maybe if you hadn't yelled his name so loudly he wouldn't be so offended
>semi-automatic
Sounds like a good way to waste ammunition. Plus I hear their range is trash. Not even worth putting a scope on it.
>I hear Springfield bribed the military procurement board.
Peterson couldn't figure out how to make his clips orientation agnostic. Army board likes the gun being idiot proof, board likes stawppin powah, board likes the Garand.
They must sound like absolute hell with the whole squad going off.
just read or listen to Hitler's November 1942 speech for some of the greatest copes
>I consider what the others probably believe, and then do the opposite on principle. So if Mr. Stalin expected that we would attack in the center, I did not want to attack in the center, not only because Mr. Stalin probably believed I would, but because I didn't care about it any more at all.
Is this a real quote because lmaooo
yes also home to such gems as comparing German uboat production to American ship production
> If we figure in everything, then I guarantee that we are not building fewer ships, only I think we are building more useful ships than they.
>unrestricted submarine warfare
>useful
Are submarines the ultimate cope for incompetent militaries? I mean, they have their use. Don't get me wrong. But it feels like any country that cannot manage a good surface fleet just copes out on a huge submarine fleet, rendering them good at annoying their enemies but bad at anything resembling worthwhile force projection.
Nah. To be serious for a moment, they're the guerilla warfare of the sea. Unrestricted submarine warfare is a meme in the modern era, but they are still very deadly to actual surface combatants which makes any aggression much more of a problem. They're built by nations that don't care about having force projection and instead just want to be able to secure their own borders, excluding the case of boomers where they're also acting as a nuclear deterrent that is harder to first strike then a silo. Not every nation feels the need to act as the world police, and for the ones that just want no one to frick with them, submarines are a good option.
I just question if Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare would have ever actually gotten the UK to surrender. The idea it would just starve was cope in and of itself.
It worked well for the US against the Japanese, so it wasn't a terrible idea on paper. However, there was no beating the US's production capability with the German shipyard's. We were cranking out liberty ships faster then they could possibly have sank them even if the US and Brits hadn't figured out ASW half way through the whole thing.
The US submarine warfare was a supplement to the surface fleet campaign. Submarines by themselves don't do jack shit to win wars.
While they weren't going to win the fight against any warships, though they did claim a whole lot of kills at 30% of the warships lost to the USN during WWII, the USN subs did an exceptional job of blowing the shit out of IJN merchant shipping, claiming over half the tonnage sank during the war in addition to engaging in mine laying in a bunch of places that the surface fleet would never have been able to reach. If you don't understand how this much damage directly lead to the ease with which the US was able to conduct it's island hopping campaign, and the massive effects it had on the economy of the home island, you're just being willfully ignorant.
>you don't understand how this much damage directly lead to
NTA but I think it's you who don't understand how late the US subs' contribution to the war came.
>In accordance with USHEAF Order number 4471-8 all POWs shall be stripped
Gotcha
>Submarine warfare began on 7 December 1941
>The war against shipping was the single most decisive factor in the collapse of the Japanese economy, and the Cabinet of Japan reported to the National Diet after the war that “the greatest cause of defeat was the loss of shipping"
While some of the most successful subs were in the later years of the war, there's plenty of success stories from 1942 and on.
Only really effective towards the tail end of '43, anon
While I acknowledge that ultimately they wrecked Jap logistics and military industry, the sub effort could have been much more timely, say in '42 where it would have contributed very materially to the Guadalcanal campaign.
I kneel since I couldn't find a chart like that, but while you're right about it spiking in number of ships sunk near the end, even in 1942 US submarine raiding was outstripping Japanese merchantman production, and that still put a whole lot of pressure on the big logistical train the nips were trying to run to the outlying islands, while later years had the nips confined to a much smaller area which meant a much more target rich environment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_successful_American_submarines_in_World_War_II
Once again, I'm not saying they didn't do a good job, they did; it just should have come earlier.
>while later years had the nips confined to a much smaller area which meant a much more target rich environment
TLDR the US sub fleet wised up big time not just to the faulty torpedo detonator problem but also to tactical and operational issues
I haven't audited this video's sources but it seems on the ball, once you get past the detonator problem everyone knows about, he talks a lot about operational issues which are less focused on by casual readers (such as me; I was always more excited by the flashy carrier battles)
well worth the watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5e0Tor2kMg
Fair enough. I thought you were agreeing with the previous guy who said that USN subs did jack shit to win the war, which is a very stupid take. I don't disagree that things could have been done better, but that's every war.
Christ, you can see where they received actually functional torpedoes.
>I just question if Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare would have ever actually gotten the UK to surrender.
german submarine campaign sunk roughly the same amount of tonnage as they did in WW1
but heres the thing
>ships are bigger in WW2, so same tonnage= less ships
>US meant more ships, so same tonnage = less overall effect
>WW2 lasted 2 more years than WW1, so same tonnage is stretched out over a longer time
there were only 2 real effects from the sub war
forcing the allies to spend a lot more on anti-sub defense than the germans spent on subs
and causing a mild inconvenience to the british public, white bread was banned to maximize import volumes of grain
starving out britian is pretty laughable when you consider that wartime rationing actually made the brits healthier than before the war began, limiting white flour and sugar actually reduced heart disease and cavities
>HOW DO THEY KEEP FINDING OUR SUBMARINES?!
Haha, radar goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>Haha sonar goes ping
With D-Day having been such a disaster, how will the Allies cope with the fact that an entire generation of Americans and British have been slaughtered on the beaches of Normandy for nothing?
>With D-Day having been such a disaster
>all beaches secured
>only a single beach offered any resistance at all
>30 panthers lost in a failed counter-attack
only ones slaughtered were the nazis
>he listens to allied propaganda
lel
The Americans are a spent force after Omaha.
>had to be saved by civilian boats
lmao more like DunCOPE
I tried to write something about the holocaust, but I kept getting my smoke signals mixed up.
What I got was they were talking about roller-coasters, lampshades, and, wait... israelite bears?
no physical evidence for the holocaust
my neighbour got taken and he lives better than i do with this cool swimming pool
What the frick is the possible use case for this? It doesn't have enough ammunition, so it cannot be used for suppression like a machine gun. It is too cumbersome to be used in urban combat like a submachine gun. And automatic fire just destroys its accuracy, so even the rifled barrel on it is fricking worthless. It's like the Germans did a bunch of meth and then decided to cum all over some stamped metal.
It's so obvious how much Kaláshnikov ripped this design, why is that guy as respected as Stoner?
Literally nothing about the Ak is "ripped" from it, though.
The fricking M1 Garand "ripped" more off the Lebel than the AK off of the MP44.
the other moron doesn't even realise that the M1 garand, and the Ak have more in common than the stg and the AK do
YES, HAHAHA, TAKE SUNDAY OFF
Frick you
I was going to take the wife to church but you just convinced me to work an extra shift at the factory
We're going to bomb you so hard you won't even be able to think about war for the next hundred years
Come and try. We have trained schoolgirls to kill you with rifles. It is new secret weapon. What bomb could possibly defeat the steel that lies hidden in silk?
>The girl standing by herself in the back with a frown on her face.
I CAN FIX HER.
>We're going to bomb you so hard
Lol with what some kind of super bomb that completely destroys our will to fight? Get rekt gay.
>blows up for no reason
Great wunderwaffen reichtards
Where is its propeller?
Pure Hopium is rapidly ejected out the back of the dorsal nacelle.
Don't Nazis need that to breathe?
That's C-opium not H-Opium. If you mix the two very bad things happen.
propellers are israeli physics, the reich has no need for them
Propeller shortage meant supply's were diverted to the Me 163
Bro the president of America is in a fricking wheelchair
Look at this dude lmao
Allies are so fricked.
pic shows allies are pedo
That kid might have polio too. Look at the leather straps on her ankles, and the shadows on her lower legs. Might be some leg braces there.
Also, frick that socialist wienersucking warmongering economy wrecking constitution hating cripple. He died without enough suffering.
HOW THE FRICK CAN THEIR GODDAMN SWORDS CUT THROUGH OUT TANKS???
>Dummkopf americans have cauldroned themselves in Belgium in the exact same place that the french and englishers did.
lmao, I hope you degenerates have enough fishing boats to get back to England this time.
Check intel Hitler SS for more info that the allies are trying to bury.
>kettled AGAIN by superior German maneuver warfare
Do the Allies have the memories of goldfish?
boy I sure do hate Black folk
You fricking israelite, I heard from the telegram that Steiner's army is waiting to swoop in to crush those damn commies attempting to seize Berlin.
>the telegram
Shitposting about the bren being way better then the b*r whole being in the Irish Merchant navy probably
It would be just like today, underage, paid shills, and fat homosexuals who can't serve
New capeshit propaganda just dropped bros.
I can't wait for my grandson to become a girl!
>I John Heinz from New York Reich believe ze US government and fuhrer Roosevelt should not giving help for israelite allies. Germany iz too powerful to be stop and isolationist we must be!
Very true words
Any further arms deliveries to the UK and other allies will only result in prolonged suffering before a German victory
Bismarck sailing back to Brest as we speak
Can you believe they're letting Japs in the military now? Look at these little guys. Who do they think they are, the most decorated unit in US military history?
Monke need banan. Poland is special banan.
Me and the boys just came across this kraut girl trying to steal some rations from a crashed deuce
What should we do with it?
Escort them immediately to your battalion intelligence officer for proper processing and debriefing of course. They may have knowlege of enemy forces and disposition, the life you save by assisting in delivering German POWs to the proper processing areas may be your own.
Fricking Yankee bastards. They will pay for this!
In accordance with USHEAF Order number 4471-8 all POWs shall be stripped of all weapons, awards, medals, and insignia not nessicary for the identification of the POW, his Branch and Unit, or other useful intelligence information. Individual soldiers are not authorized to requisition, posess, or obtain equipment or insignia from a POW unless authorized by the Provost Marshal.
>Americans legalized looting
>The g*rmans think wearing all their fancy medals to a combat zone will replace having gasoline for their tanks.
Inb4 muh tigers
Yes, but did you know that Germany has P A N T H E R S as well as T I G E R S?
yeah you see them both on the side of the road with engine hatches open with the same engine problems because they both used the same Maybach HL230.
Those are American Tigers. I read it on the teletext.
>That face
She wanted it. Probably knew about the free chocolate
The Wehrmacht is built for Big Brooklyn wiener.
GIVE ME YOUR HAT!
desperate times
>Mein Führer, Belgium is still reluctant to assist us and the French are pushing our troops back to the Maginot Line.
The Americans may have crossed the Rhine but soon the gloves will come off. Hitler only has to wiggle his mustache and the Allies will know our power.
Allowing the Soviets to occupy Konigsburg and Poland was a goodwill gesture after our successful fient to Moscow.
Americans can't cross the Rhine. Market Garden failed.
Market garden was a Fient and you absolutely fell for it you have no proof any Allied paratroopers even landed there post a non-germoid source you kraft.
Over 10,000 Anglos were captured in Arnhem. Pravda said so.
The Russians are next after we whip the Krauts. We're gonna turn these Germans around and March em right back to Moscow. I heard Patton say so, that man is gonna secure Europe for democracy for all time.
Hello! I am Jon Smiths from New York City USA. Doesnt you think Japan is more better of a navy than USA navy? Should not they stay out of war in the Pacific? I think so!
Photograph is of me in USA!
Hello I am also John Smith from Good Morning state! I also believe US should not be interfering with Nippon because their brave sailors bicycle sail the greatest number one
Truly FDR should attention the economics.
Yes. Hello. I am of the Bill Smith of American City Amercia. America has no navy. Lost at Pearl Harbor, America. We should just give up Hawaii and accept Asian Co-Prosperity. Give the Japanese all our oil.
These are hilarious
Hai! Yes I, Doe John from California Plefecture also agreement, Japan and Amelica is fliendship, hai!
A bunch of israelites hiding in the mountains and deserts of America are building something. It’s supposed to be a game changer. A guy I know who works in chemical supply said they’re buying up all the pitchblend they can get. I bet it’s that Tesla death ray. Or a scam to get more tax dollars. Probably both.
They’ve served pretty well for guns meant for the previous war, but I’m sure Uncle Sam has something even better in the works
Knowing procurement they'll be using those things into the 60's haha.
By the time of the 1960's, all infantry soldiers will be fighting with atom powered lasers.
>atom power
Look we got buck frickin Rogers over here. Next you'll say we'll put a man on the moon.
wwwww stupid gaijin
Japan has only grown stronger since the beginning of the conflict.
Those territories we took? China will NEVER get them back. No amount of American wunderwaffen will help.
Listen to 栄光Tokyo Rose Z for more information the west is trying to bury.
>THE UKRAINE HAS RETURNED TO THE GERMANY AND WILL FOREVER BE GERMAN
>Lend-Lease Act passes
>Russia still gets BTFOed
>Wehrmacht bearing down on Moscow
It's over Amerimutts
We will be at Washington by spring
Which one?
finally, a good thread
ameribros, why aren't we replacing all current Shermans with pic related?
>40 tons
Thats why
Subs at the Philippines actually did not run into ASW and were in advantageous positions to sink nearly a dozen tojo transports
But scored zero kills due to faulty torps
at one point a submarine hydrophone operator heard a thump from the tordpeo slamming into the target without detonating
>wehrmacht are regrouping for a counteroffensive according to intel hitler H
alliedsisters....
just imagine woodposting
>Wooden decoy base
>Gets a wooden bomb dropped on it
>Probably from a wooden plane
The bantz would be fricking apocalyptic.
A MOSQUITO JUST FLEW OVER MY HAUS!
>We don't NEED Stalingrad
>Kursk was a feint
>Army Group Centre was just regrooooping
>fighting a two front war was the plan all along
>got any proofs that Allies are bombing Dresden?
Actual concentration camp guard here. Feel free to ask questions.
Yesterday there was a friendly football match between the Germans and the prisoners. It was an attempt to add a little more fun into their lives. I'm sure they were getting board of their routine with the theater, swimming pool, sauna, schools, spa, etc etc.
Camp kommandant had a special meal prepared for all camp prisoners as well.
When this terrible war is over, at least historians can look back at our camp Auschwitz and see there was some real good during the war.
about how many prisoners are in the camps as of now? I hear allied propaganda spewing some ridiculous number all the time.
My train from Hiroshima is 12 hours late, what in the emperor is going on there?
a) slave labour
b) they may have been able to build the fuselage, but do you see any engines in the picture?
>the new American rifle pings when it’s out of ammo
Why? That’s a cue for a damn bayonet charge
Albert Speer saved the economy. It has rebounded, but the Allied economies cannot survive without the european market! Britain will starve this winter.
The point is really that by the end of the war German war production was almost entirely into air defence. Which means scarce resources weren't available for anything else.
Consequently, the bombing campaign is vindicated.
I drive a studebaker out of vegas and been driving for hours but swear to god I just seen a second sun rise out in the desert. I asked the truck manager and he talked to me like I was a colored fella
picture looks like she pulled the gun out of the oven
Knowing her she probably pulled it out of her throat
>IJN cope all over the thread
do you yellow monkeys even open your eyes? we just got a MASSIVE strategic bomber, look at the fricking side of this thing..it's literally over for you japs.
That's clearly a tu-4 you liar
>Tiger already fricking up the slavs and Brits
>King Tiger just dropped
God I'm looking forward to the seething when those things start rolling through the Soviet front lines, they look unstoppable.
>request some of those famous british fighters to see what all the fuss is about
>worse low altitude performance than what we have
>flimsy narrow undercarriage
>pathetic range
>weak aramament entirely located in the wings
is this some sort of bong trickery? Are they trying to provide us this so they can keep the much more capable airacobras?