Man, imagine how much it'd suck if you really did have ayy problems and then you went to a support group and everybody else was obviously just a schizo or a drug addict.
Oh, in case you're a novice, PDP is: >Pin: subdue then, they are less physically strong than you might think. If you are in good shape and have practiced wrestling or BJJ, ideally both, this is pretty easy. >Disrobe: this is tricky and not conventionally taught, so practice, practice, practice! You need a solid one armed pin to get their britches down. >Penetrate: make sure you can maintain readiness at any moment. Remember, before you gap, a refractory period is a window of weakness. No fap is your best bet to keep a strong murder boner, and that tends to scare them off.
After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.
>After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.
If they return, they've told all their friends that you are REAALLLLY REAALLLLLY good at it and they should get them some of that!
Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ, they’re biological drones being piloted by demons, you rebuke them in the name of Christ and they will run away.
Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ, they’re biological drones being piloted by demons, you rebuke them in the name of Christ and they will run away.
Important caveat: you need to believe in Christ
Yep. Demons are only Spirit, unlike Humans who are Body Soul and Spirit. They can enter Bodies to further influence our world to their benefit, and rumour is that these Greys are lab-made for the purpose of housing Demonic spirits (dead Giants).
I've heard that works, but you gotta be ready to do what [...] says.
Try the following in this order
1 - Try to be buddies with them and get an ayy GF
2 - Call to Jesus Christ (gotta mean it)
3 - Go apeshit and try and frick them up
4 - Beg for lube
Maybe shit your pants or cover yourself in glitter to make you less desirable.
Fricking glitter gets everywhere, that and your stink means they wont want you inside their craft.
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Yep. Demons are only Spirit, unlike Humans who are Body Soul and Spirit. They can enter Bodies to further influence our world to their benefit, and rumour is that these Greys are lab-made for the purpose of housing Demonic spirits (dead Giants).
(*finds out the hard way that judeo-christianity is horseshit and the universe is run by, like, a giant Invisible Pink space squid Goddess or something.*)
I've heard that works, but you gotta be ready to do what
Treat it like human self defense anon. In one account a person was about to be abducted by an alien but stabbed them with a knife. Though the knife couldn't pierce the alien's skin, the resistance resulted in the aliens being driven off without abducting anyone. There was also an incident in which the would-be abductee ran inside, grabbed his rifle, ran out, and starting shooting at three aliens coming at him. One of them had to be dragged away by its compatriots. He hasn't had any xenos problems since then. Similarly, the Hopkinsville Goblin incident was when a group of people encountered some aliens that were harrassing them, and they responded by blasting them to hell with shotguns before fleeing due to the weapons doing nothing against them. In other words, if you're being abducted by aliens, fight back, armed or not. Kick them in the gornacks. Gouge out their eyes. Bite them. Make yourself a threat and your fine.
says.
Try the following in this order
1 - Try to be buddies with them and get an ayy GF
2 - Call to Jesus Christ (gotta mean it)
3 - Go apeshit and try and frick them up
4 - Beg for lube
Maybe shit your pants or cover yourself in glitter to make you less desirable.
Fricking glitter gets everywhere, that and your stink means they wont want you inside their craft.
Treat it like human self defense anon. In one account a person was about to be abducted by an alien but stabbed them with a knife. Though the knife couldn't pierce the alien's skin, the resistance resulted in the aliens being driven off without abducting anyone. There was also an incident in which the would-be abductee ran inside, grabbed his rifle, ran out, and starting shooting at three aliens coming at him. One of them had to be dragged away by its compatriots. He hasn't had any xenos problems since then. Similarly, the Hopkinsville Goblin incident was when a group of people encountered some aliens that were harrassing them, and they responded by blasting them to hell with shotguns before fleeing due to the weapons doing nothing against them. In other words, if you're being abducted by aliens, fight back, armed or not. Kick them in the gornacks. Gouge out their eyes. Bite them. Make yourself a threat and your fine.
Close your fricking eyes you idiot, do not look at those things in the eyes. They'll live when you get rough with them anyways, or at least you will never remember them should they visit in the future.
I just shoot them. But the frickers morph into children when you kill them and scream for their parents before letting out a death gurgle. Probably some defense mechanism to trick you.
With a firm grip on reality. Its much like demons. If you dont believe in them, they dont exist.
Martian shill
Frick ya mudda
Can you imagine the shitstorm you would have coming your way if you actually managed to injure or kill one of these things (assuming they’re real).
Anyway you would need some sort of mechanical booby trap setup considering they can frick with electronics and cause paralysis in their victims.
They're biological drones.
You kill them and they'll keep coming.
Join a support group. Once they target you it's for life.
Man, imagine how much it'd suck if you really did have ayy problems and then you went to a support group and everybody else was obviously just a schizo or a drug addict.
good reaction fire
PDP, works great for ETs. They tend to not come around you anymore after a successful PDP in my experience.
PeeDPee?
Oh, in case you're a novice, PDP is:
>Pin: subdue then, they are less physically strong than you might think. If you are in good shape and have practiced wrestling or BJJ, ideally both, this is pretty easy.
>Disrobe: this is tricky and not conventionally taught, so practice, practice, practice! You need a solid one armed pin to get their britches down.
>Penetrate: make sure you can maintain readiness at any moment. Remember, before you gap, a refractory period is a window of weakness. No fap is your best bet to keep a strong murder boner, and that tends to scare them off.
After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.
>Alien hands typed this
This. Don't fall for it. I has some guy on the internet tell me to do the same thing and when one came into my room I executed my defense strategy.
Well, about two minutes into the pounding I realized the little shit was DEFINITELY into it and enjoying himself. Fricker tried to make me space gay.
What's the worst that could happen? Earth life can't catch alien STDs.
>After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.
If they return, they've told all their friends that you are REAALLLLY REAALLLLLY good at it and they should get them some of that!
hold it down and jack off on it's big gay head
quit larping, if you really encountered one of these you wouldn't stay alive long enough to make this thread
>>>/x/
YWNBAW
you will never be a real boy
rapid, violent ocular penetration with your genitalia of choice
the aqueous humour will provide lubrication once the membrane ruptures
Walther PPK
I for one embrace our new ayy overlords
They're just organic drones, easily destroyed if you can avoid their basic LOS weaponry. The real problem are their Mi-Go controllers.
Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ, they’re biological drones being piloted by demons, you rebuke them in the name of Christ and they will run away.
Important caveat: you need to believe in Christ
Why would demons needs biological drones?
Same reason they try to possess people, to interact with our plane of existence.
To what end? Who knows. The director of the CIA seems to know.
Yep. Demons are only Spirit, unlike Humans who are Body Soul and Spirit. They can enter Bodies to further influence our world to their benefit, and rumour is that these Greys are lab-made for the purpose of housing Demonic spirits (dead Giants).
Finally someone who gets it
(*finds out the hard way that judeo-christianity is horseshit and the universe is run by, like, a giant Invisible Pink space squid Goddess or something.*)
I've heard that works, but you gotta be ready to do what
says.
Try the following in this order
1 - Try to be buddies with them and get an ayy GF
2 - Call to Jesus Christ (gotta mean it)
3 - Go apeshit and try and frick them up
4 - Beg for lube
Maybe shit your pants or cover yourself in glitter to make you less desirable.
Fricking glitter gets everywhere, that and your stink means they wont want you inside their craft.
Sounds like they get the brick
Treat it like human self defense anon. In one account a person was about to be abducted by an alien but stabbed them with a knife. Though the knife couldn't pierce the alien's skin, the resistance resulted in the aliens being driven off without abducting anyone. There was also an incident in which the would-be abductee ran inside, grabbed his rifle, ran out, and starting shooting at three aliens coming at him. One of them had to be dragged away by its compatriots. He hasn't had any xenos problems since then. Similarly, the Hopkinsville Goblin incident was when a group of people encountered some aliens that were harrassing them, and they responded by blasting them to hell with shotguns before fleeing due to the weapons doing nothing against them. In other words, if you're being abducted by aliens, fight back, armed or not. Kick them in the gornacks. Gouge out their eyes. Bite them. Make yourself a threat and your fine.
Mortal weapons can't kill mental delusions
You don't, simply raw dog it
if you dont have a fat wiener they are too powerful for you. You must have a wiener that is atleast 3 inches around and 8 inches long to beat them.
meds
.45 acp
Close your fricking eyes you idiot, do not look at those things in the eyes. They'll live when you get rough with them anyways, or at least you will never remember them should they visit in the future.
water, don't you watch movies?
How does a farmer not have a gun?Literally those aliens didnt have armor or weapons. A 9mm would have put them down easy
There are a lot of movies that would be over in 20 minutes if the protagonists had guns.
Look at those big eyes. Just put a .22 in there and it will bounce around in its skull.
I'll take my chances with a Benelli M4.
I just shoot them. But the frickers morph into children when you kill them and scream for their parents before letting out a death gurgle. Probably some defense mechanism to trick you.