How do you kill these fuckers? I need help.

How do you kill these fuckers?

I need help.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a firm grip on reality. Its much like demons. If you dont believe in them, they dont exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Martian shill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck ya mudda

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine the shitstorm you would have coming your way if you actually managed to injure or kill one of these things (assuming they’re real).

    Anyway you would need some sort of mechanical booby trap setup considering they can fuck with electronics and cause paralysis in their victims.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're biological drones.
    You kill them and they'll keep coming.
    Join a support group. Once they target you it's for life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, imagine how much it'd suck if you really did have ayy problems and then you went to a support group and everybody else was obviously just a schizo or a drug addict.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good reaction fire

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PDP, works great for ETs. They tend to not come around you anymore after a successful PDP in my experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PeeDPee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, in case you're a novice, PDP is:
      >Pin: subdue then, they are less physically strong than you might think. If you are in good shape and have practiced wrestling or BJJ, ideally both, this is pretty easy.
      >Disrobe: this is tricky and not conventionally taught, so practice, practice, practice! You need a solid one armed pin to get their britches down.
      >Penetrate: make sure you can maintain readiness at any moment. Remember, before you gap, a refractory period is a window of weakness. No fap is your best bet to keep a strong murder boner, and that tends to scare them off.

      After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alien hands typed this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Don't fall for it. I has some guy on the internet tell me to do the same thing and when one came into my room I executed my defense strategy.

          Well, about two minutes into the pounding I realized the little shit was DEFINITELY into it and enjoying himself. Fucker tried to make me space gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the worst that could happen? Earth life can't catch alien STDs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >After a successful PDP few intruders return. If they do, you have different issues.
        If they return, they've told all their friends that you are REAALLLLY REAALLLLLY good at it and they should get them some of that!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold it down and jack off on it's big gay head

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quit larping, if you really encountered one of these you wouldn't stay alive long enough to make this thread

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>PrepHole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a real boy

        https://i.imgur.com/qTIEvjd.jpg

        How do you kill these fuckers?

        I need help.

        rapid, violent ocular penetration with your genitalia of choice
        the aqueous humour will provide lubrication once the membrane ruptures

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walther PPK

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one embrace our new ayy overlords

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just organic drones, easily destroyed if you can avoid their basic LOS weaponry. The real problem are their Mi-Go controllers.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ, they’re biological drones being piloted by demons, you rebuke them in the name of Christ and they will run away.

    Important caveat: you need to believe in Christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would demons needs biological drones?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason they try to possess people, to interact with our plane of existence.

        To what end? Who knows. The director of the CIA seems to know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ, they’re biological drones being piloted by demons, you rebuke them in the name of Christ and they will run away.

        Important caveat: you need to believe in Christ

        Yep. Demons are only Spirit, unlike Humans who are Body Soul and Spirit. They can enter Bodies to further influence our world to their benefit, and rumour is that these Greys are lab-made for the purpose of housing Demonic spirits (dead Giants).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Finally someone who gets it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard that works, but you gotta be ready to do what [...] says.
        Try the following in this order
        1 - Try to be buddies with them and get an ayy GF
        2 - Call to Jesus Christ (gotta mean it)
        3 - Go apeshit and try and fuck them up
        4 - Beg for lube

        Maybe shit your pants or cover yourself in glitter to make you less desirable.

        Fucking glitter gets everywhere, that and your stink means they wont want you inside their craft.

        [...]
        Yep. Demons are only Spirit, unlike Humans who are Body Soul and Spirit. They can enter Bodies to further influence our world to their benefit, and rumour is that these Greys are lab-made for the purpose of housing Demonic spirits (dead Giants).

        (*finds out the hard way that judeo-christianity is horseshit and the universe is run by, like, a giant Invisible Pink space squid Goddess or something.*)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that works, but you gotta be ready to do what

      Treat it like human self defense anon. In one account a person was about to be abducted by an alien but stabbed them with a knife. Though the knife couldn't pierce the alien's skin, the resistance resulted in the aliens being driven off without abducting anyone. There was also an incident in which the would-be abductee ran inside, grabbed his rifle, ran out, and starting shooting at three aliens coming at him. One of them had to be dragged away by its compatriots. He hasn't had any xenos problems since then. Similarly, the Hopkinsville Goblin incident was when a group of people encountered some aliens that were harrassing them, and they responded by blasting them to hell with shotguns before fleeing due to the weapons doing nothing against them. In other words, if you're being abducted by aliens, fight back, armed or not. Kick them in the gornacks. Gouge out their eyes. Bite them. Make yourself a threat and your fine.

      says.
      Try the following in this order
      1 - Try to be buddies with them and get an ayy GF
      2 - Call to Jesus Christ (gotta mean it)
      3 - Go apeshit and try and fuck them up
      4 - Beg for lube

      Maybe shit your pants or cover yourself in glitter to make you less desirable.

      Fucking glitter gets everywhere, that and your stink means they wont want you inside their craft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like they get the brick

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treat it like human self defense anon. In one account a person was about to be abducted by an alien but stabbed them with a knife. Though the knife couldn't pierce the alien's skin, the resistance resulted in the aliens being driven off without abducting anyone. There was also an incident in which the would-be abductee ran inside, grabbed his rifle, ran out, and starting shooting at three aliens coming at him. One of them had to be dragged away by its compatriots. He hasn't had any xenos problems since then. Similarly, the Hopkinsville Goblin incident was when a group of people encountered some aliens that were harrassing them, and they responded by blasting them to hell with shotguns before fleeing due to the weapons doing nothing against them. In other words, if you're being abducted by aliens, fight back, armed or not. Kick them in the gornacks. Gouge out their eyes. Bite them. Make yourself a threat and your fine.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mortal weapons can't kill mental delusions

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, simply raw dog it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont have a fat cock they are too powerful for you. You must have a cock that is atleast 3 inches around and 8 inches long to beat them.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meds

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .45 acp

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close your fucking eyes you idiot, do not look at those things in the eyes. They'll live when you get rough with them anyways, or at least you will never remember them should they visit in the future.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    water, don't you watch movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does a farmer not have a gun?Literally those aliens didnt have armor or weapons. A 9mm would have put them down easy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are a lot of movies that would be over in 20 minutes if the protagonists had guns.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those big eyes. Just put a .22 in there and it will bounce around in its skull.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take my chances with a Benelli M4.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just shoot them. But the fuckers morph into children when you kill them and scream for their parents before letting out a death gurgle. Probably some defense mechanism to trick you.

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