How can the ukies possibly hope to stand against such a beast?

How can the ukies possibly hope to stand against such a beast?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a huge dog that breathed fire
    Now I'm disspointed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Large beast unit
    >against a faction with a fuck ton of precise artillery

    Did vatniks learn nothing from Total War?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like 20 dragons aren’t the best TW:cringehammer army

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous.

        >20 dragons.
        Please, I could think off like, five armies off the top of my head that are better then that. Dragons are overrated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not spamming dawi organ gun/trollhammer torpedo/engineer doomstacks and violently obliterating wizards and dragons and elves with reliable, guild-approved gunpowder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me but with 20 giant undead ship/men abomination with rotating cannons for hands.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >russian engineering
    >a giant fire breathing statue
    >in a public space
    What could go wrong...?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Pretty sure that Dragon actually looking like this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such majestic beasts.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Wyvern

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, they really do be having too much gas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey shutting down and restarting those extraction points is more expensive than just burning it off. If the chinks don't start buying more and nordstream goes unfixed the country could look like Metalocalypse in a few years.
      And really the more I think about it the more I can see that they've always been a violent cartoon caricature.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bagger 288

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will soon be de-meated

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the quality of Russian craftsmanship, the audience was probably accidentally incinerated 10 seconds after that picture was taken; then the dragon statue burned down and sank into the swamp.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will be abandooooned and captured by Ukes within a week

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine has Georgia and Georgians can summon the St. George banner.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand aside peasants.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/B4GuCcN.jpg

      How can the ukies possibly hope to stand against such a beast?

      >Ukrops assemble an euromaidan 4 man party
      >go on their quest to slay the Monke's Dragon Beast
      >their DM is HATO general
      Russian Beast doesn't stand even a slightest chance blyat! Ukrops are too experienced in this game

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shot placement is all that matters

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In other news, Japan has announced they are sending $5 billion in direct military aid to Ukraine via a new prototype

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that one the alien one? It'd have to be the aesthetic one with the shoulder cannons.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iirc only chaos armies get access to multi-headed dragons

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send in cucumberbatch.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a dragon. that's a Hydra

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like ghidora to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like ghidora to me.

      In Russia its a "Serpent", but dragon works too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a zmey

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile in america...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NYC hasn't been a part of America in decades

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the Russian government's actions in Ukraine but a fire breathing dragon statue is a fire breathing dragon statue and no amount of CIAmorons calling me a vatnik will ever get me to say that's not cool as fuck and your unironically too far gone if you can't do the same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's cool but it's also tacky as fuck. Just like the chinese making giant statues of literal whos that are shaped like characters from league of legends

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >created by Ukrainian sculptor Volodymyr Kolesnikov,
    "russian culture" in a nutshell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every fucking time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are Russian fucking shits incapable of creating anything?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are apparently quite adept at making you seethe

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >King gidorah from wish

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually just a normal statue that somehow caught fire.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The agreement was implied to be from an attack from Germany, not an avoidance of assimilation into Russia, OP.
    And if you didn't notice, the UK entered the war. They even lobbied for a free Poland for decades later.

    Learn history you low info giganiga

    https://i.imgur.com/rNEbghn.png

    >created by Ukrainian sculptor Volodymyr Kolesnikov,
    "russian culture" in a nutshell

    Ohnononono ruskie bro's

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