>not spamming dawi organ gun/trollhammer torpedo/engineer doomstacks and violently obliterating wizards and dragons and elves with reliable, guild-approved gunpowder
Hey shutting down and restarting those extraction points is more expensive than just burning it off. If the chinks don't start buying more and nordstream goes unfixed the country could look like Metalocalypse in a few years.
And really the more I think about it the more I can see that they've always been a violent cartoon caricature.
Considering the quality of Russian craftsmanship, the audience was probably accidentally incinerated 10 seconds after that picture was taken; then the dragon statue burned down and sank into the swamp.
How can the ukies possibly hope to stand against such a beast?
>Ukrops assemble an euromaidan 4 man party >go on their quest to slay the Monke's Dragon Beast >their DM is HATO general
Russian Beast doesn't stand even a slightest chance blyat! Ukrops are too experienced in this game
I don't like the Russian government's actions in Ukraine but a fire breathing dragon statue is a fire breathing dragon statue and no amount of CIABlack folk calling me a vatnik will ever get me to say that's not cool as frick and your unironically too far gone if you can't do the same
Yeah it's cool but it's also tacky as frick. Just like the chinese making giant statues of literal whos that are shaped like characters from league of legends
The agreement was implied to be from an attack from Germany, not an avoidance of assimilation into Russia, OP.
And if you didn't notice, the UK entered the war. They even lobbied for a free Poland for decades later.
Learn history you low info giganiga
https://i.imgur.com/rNEbghn.png
>created by Ukrainian sculptor Volodymyr Kolesnikov,
"russian culture" in a nutshell
I thought it was a huge dog that breathed fire
Now I'm disspointed.
>Large beast unit
>against a faction with a frick ton of precise artillery
Did vatniks learn nothing from Total War?
You say that like 20 dragons aren’t the best TW:cringehammer army
>20 dragons.
Please, I could think off like, five armies off the top of my head that are better then that. Dragons are overrated.
>not spamming dawi organ gun/trollhammer torpedo/engineer doomstacks and violently obliterating wizards and dragons and elves with reliable, guild-approved gunpowder
Me but with 20 giant undead ship/men abomination with rotating cannons for hands.
>russian engineering
>a giant fire breathing statue
>in a public space
What could go wrong...?
Nope. Pretty sure that Dragon actually looking like this.
Such majestic beasts.
That's a Wyvern
Man, they really do be having too much gas
Hey shutting down and restarting those extraction points is more expensive than just burning it off. If the chinks don't start buying more and nordstream goes unfixed the country could look like Metalocalypse in a few years.
And really the more I think about it the more I can see that they've always been a violent cartoon caricature.
Bagger 288
They will soon be de-meated
Considering the quality of Russian craftsmanship, the audience was probably accidentally incinerated 10 seconds after that picture was taken; then the dragon statue burned down and sank into the swamp.
Will be abandooooned and captured by Ukes within a week
Ukraine has Georgia and Georgians can summon the St. George banner.
Stand aside peasants.
>Ukrops assemble an euromaidan 4 man party
>go on their quest to slay the Monke's Dragon Beast
>their DM is HATO general
Russian Beast doesn't stand even a slightest chance blyat! Ukrops are too experienced in this game
Shot placement is all that matters
>In other news, Japan has announced they are sending $5 billion in direct military aid to Ukraine via a new prototype
Isn't that one the alien one? It'd have to be the aesthetic one with the shoulder cannons.
Iirc only chaos armies get access to multi-headed dragons
Send in cucumberbatch.
that's not a dragon. that's a Hydra
Looks like ghidora to me.
In Russia its a "Serpent", but dragon works too
it's a zmey
meanwhile in america...
NYC hasn't been a part of America in decades
I don't like the Russian government's actions in Ukraine but a fire breathing dragon statue is a fire breathing dragon statue and no amount of CIABlack folk calling me a vatnik will ever get me to say that's not cool as frick and your unironically too far gone if you can't do the same
Yeah it's cool but it's also tacky as frick. Just like the chinese making giant statues of literal whos that are shaped like characters from league of legends
>created by Ukrainian sculptor Volodymyr Kolesnikov,
"russian culture" in a nutshell
Every fricking time
Are Russian fricking shits incapable of creating anything?
They are apparently quite adept at making you seethe
>King gidorah from wish
It's actually just a normal statue that somehow caught fire.
The agreement was implied to be from an attack from Germany, not an avoidance of assimilation into Russia, OP.
And if you didn't notice, the UK entered the war. They even lobbied for a free Poland for decades later.
Learn history you low info giganiga
Ohnononono ruskie bro's