how are you prepping for food shortages guys? for me its making homemade pizza. its pepperoni, fresh basil, homemade pickled hungarian wax peppers, garden fresh turnip greens and cheese.
food shortages
how are you prepping for food shortages guys? for me its making homemade pizza. its pepperoni, fresh basil, homemade pickled hungarian wax peppers, garden fresh turnip greens and cheese.
the dough is even made from whole wheat flour i milled
Looks nice. Where did you get the flour/grains from?
online, its soft white spring wheat
Wouldn't getting wheat be an issue during a food shortage, though?
Not if you grow your own
i prepped up with several hundred pounds which is probably overboard. a 50lb bag has last me over a year and i bake bread and biscuits and make pizza alot.
How are you storing it, flour goes bad after a few months
grain will last decades if properly stored
i haven't ground it yet because wheat keeps indefinitely if dry. its in vacuum sealed mylar bags
Ah, ok, sorry for misunderstanding. I thought that you only ordered a single small bag of grains of something.
Based. If you sprouted the wheat even more based.
>fresh
>homemade
>garden
All from shit tier, american gmo'd seeds for highest and quickest yield, garbage nutritional value, zero flavor
>
>gmo wheat flour (milled all the cancer myself lmao)
Throw in in the trash, mart sharter.
the only things that are gmo are corn, søybeans, and rice. most wheat farmers just save their own seed.
Pretty based, not gonna lie.
I am preparing for food shortages buy stockpiling guns and ammo. When the shortages come I will just find people like you and take their food by force.
It doesn't matter how well you prep, if you're not able to defend what is yours than you're not prepping to feed yourself, you're prepping to feed me.
You're going to die like the Black person you are trying to pull that shit on people. You have no idea what others have in terms of defense and security
I personally find it hilarious that Black folk like
exist and cannot comprehend the sheer amount of preparation some families have made for years. My personal cache has traps. My family has contingency plans, code words for different situations. At the worst they would die in trap #1 - #3 and my family and I would have to replenish them. We have special toads just for one of our gimmicks for instance. Black folk are clueless, truly bafflingly clueless. And maybe that's a good thing. We plan on stealing from others too, those who would try to steal from us. We have surveillance, long range drones. Please entertain us stupid Black folk, please feed our dogs.
Nothing can stop sheer numbers. No amount of prepping, saving preparing will protect you. You will be overcome by me. I know it is hard to fathom but your hubris will be your downfall. You will be destroyed. Accept it.
Black person, one, ten, fifty you are just free meat.
I'm a lord but don't know how much now, definitely not at 2k ag yet
How much gold and silver tho?
What's that green shit? Weeds?
turnip greens
This is edible?
yes, they are delicious and very nutritious.
Everything is edible when you experience a famine
Weimar '29 was my last one. Trying to remember
>Weeds
That’s what wheat is
Noice table, too.
It's just me and the wife anymore. I could go less, but I always like to have extra. End of the world or cooking for friends or family, it'll get used. I was just lazy last year.
Yeah, I used to plant like that. Now I try to get my starts going early indoors and move everything out at once. Getting onery in my old age.
Not bad at all, fren! I had a duckling with roasted red potatoes and some dandelion salad.
That actually looks good anon and sounds tasty
I'm raising turkestan wienerroaches (Blatta lateralis)
Incredibly cheap, easy and hassle-free
For me it’s the mcchicken
This looks like that pizza from family bros pizza in futurama.
Good job OP, but your recipe won't last the pepperoni famine.
next year im gonna try to make homemade deer pepperoni or maybe just use summer sausage
Deer pepperoni sounds amazing. Never had it before
Aww shit... That reminds me; gonna have to fill my tags this season. At least with summer coming, I'll have fresh fish soon. Maybe in a week or two I'll be able to plant my starts for the garden.
>Hunt
>Fish
>Garden
>Can
>Preserve
>Smoke
>Freeze
Gonna have to hit it hard again this year.
>fill my tags
i haven't filles all my tags yet. i get 6 deer and 2 turkey for $25 honestly im too lazy to fill six deer tags
Buying freeze dried food in bulk and shoving it away for SHTF. You just add water to it and you have fresh pancakes instantly
I aint prepping for shit. All us low-rent types cant "prep" worth a damn. You think 100 boxes of kraft mac and cheese will help?
If you actually care about your future in times of chaos and violence, buy a good rifle with plenty of ammo. Save the last round for yourself.
i have been stockpiling guns since my 5th birthday i am good
Nice. That this year? Weather has been shit for alot of things around here. Had another 2 day frost last week and it's pissing me right off.
>this year
yes
alot of things can withstand freezing temps such as cabbage, turnips, radishes, beets, onions carrots lettuce. i always get all excited around february and start planting shit to get a early start. worse that can happen is i will have to replant
I will survive.
I roast israelites
i carry everything i need to survive on my body (i have gained 50 lbs since the beginning of covid and am severely mentally ill)
I have a lot of freeze dried meat. Just meat, because nobody needs anything else but meat.
Also I have my own farm and just raise and grow everything I want anyway. I will trade fresh eggs to people for the bars of gold and ammo they've been hoarding.
Its not homemade pizza if you didn't make the dough or the sauce, its paint by numbers for morons
read the thread before posting yum yum
Good to know, thanks, frens
im down to using store sauce because im out of tomatoes i grew and canned. fresh sauce is way way better than store shit.
Good for you Anon.
You all should plant fruit trees because it is fun and has spiritual connotations to place yourself into symbiosis with other creatures.
i have 2 pear, 2 apple, 4 plum, 2 peach, 2 nectarine, 25 grapevines. also have wild blackberries growing everywhere and some wild persimmon trees too.
careful not to dox ur food forest anon
very based
nice looking pizza. I'm stocked with canned soup, beans etc.Have not made a pizza since 2022 though; might start again though. My mom loves my red sauce (I follow alton brown red sauce recipe).
Gonna eat my fat Italian neighbours.
I started growing chickens.
How much time you spend watering your chickuns?
my chickens
very nice
Remember to let the pick grass and bugs.
Chickens are voracious carnivorous
my hens wont even eat chicken food, they just wait to go out a freerange
Remember, you can always feed chickens to the chickens. Sometimes grinding their bones and mixing with a simple dough then making soft bread out it can be a nice meal for chickens
>you can always feed chickens to the chickens
Sounds like a israeli trick
They don't have to know
Healthy looking hen you got there, I bet the eggs taste out of this world.
>food shortages
>Makes a simple pizza
Poverty and food shortages is when you eat the same one ingredient noodle/rice recipe for months and you say to yourself "at least I have something to eat unlike yesterday"
good looking Pizza are you are a country living mill chad or a pleb like me?
wonder mill reporting in
Any meat from pigs is goyslop. Do you know what they feed pigs? Garbage. Not a metaphorically. Literal garbage.
Learn2farm
check, family owns a farm and i won the national star agribusinessman for cereal grain production award in the ffa.
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i honestly think ~~*they*~~ wont do food shortages because of the 'bread and circus' notion; that said they might make it expensive though. The thing to watch out for is CBDC.
I think another scamdemic is brewing "bird flu etc"
You need to slap way more protein sources on a pizza to make it worth it. It should be more meat and cheese than dough.
too poor for alot of meat and cheese. a pizza costs me about $2 to make
I happen to have made a pizza (if you can still call it that) myself today. One that fills the entire baking tray and will serve for several meals. I calculated the macros and price:
Total price was a bit over 12 euros for about 4 meals, so 3 euros per meal.
Roughly 200g fat, 300g carbs, 200g protein, 3800
kcal in total or 950 kcal per meal.
Oh, and it's gluten free.
>One that fills the entire baking tray
That's a 'grandma pizza'.
It's called Familienpizza here. Anyways it's worth it for me much more than making one single pizza. There are also considerations like food prep time and energy costs.
Frick yar. I'd always ask for this instead of a cake for birthdays growing up. We called them 'fridge pizza'. Recently made one with venison burger/sausage; wasn't bad, though I wish I had morels for it.
>4 meals with one pizza, standard oven baking tray
That's nice and all, but some of us want more than an appetizer for diner. It would do 2 meals at best for me.
Probably 0.5 for a burgerbro.
Gonna hunt ducks and pigeons
Pigeons are nature's nuggies, yo. I'm trying my hand at raising ducks in addition to my chickens. Probably only going to do it this year; seems to be more difference than I thought there'd be between wild and raised, and I think I like the wild better.
add ring neck doves to your list. i believe the season is open year round with no bag limit in the entire country. they are an invasive species from china and are cross breeding with morning dove.
The key is the sauce, all the store bought sauces are watered down bullshit that you can't even taste after you cook the home made pizza. The key to good home made pizza sauce is you need to put in tomato paste, you have to concentrate the sauce so you can actually taste it after you cook it.
i usually just blend up tomatoes with the skin and all and all and then reduce it down, or use tomatoes i canned. but alas im out
>how are you prepping for food shortages guys?
im obese anon, water really is the only thing i need to care about.
Too fancy for /misc/?
Tipo 00, San Marzano, shallots, gorgonzola, prosciutto, fig, balsamic.
Bet that smelled amazing.
Very nice, mui bueno anon!
I'm going to break into your house kill your whole family and take everything you have.
The cheese looks slightly overdone. I would put the dough in the oven for a couple of minutes, then add the sauce, cook for another couple of minutes, then add the toppings.
This. You can't do it all in one shot like a real pizza oven, when you are doing it in a coomsumer oven.
just looking at your revolting pizza laying on that nasty dirty stove gave me the shits. you are a shitskin jeet right? No selfrespecting white man prepares food in a kitchen like yours. you are either a jeet a chink or a Black person. I suggest you go back to Plebbit for sympathetic upvootz