Record meat processing plants destroyed
Supply chain issues still not fixed
Fertilizer sky high
and oil and diesel to making goods more expensive.
and you only have 2 TO 3 days of food in your house?
NGMI
Youre prepping for the coming Food shortages right?
Currently have diesel generator but will buy solar soon
I would be wary about using that generator.
Don't get me wrong I think it's great to be self-sustainable like that, but there's a chance that there's gonna be other nigs that want that generator, and generators aren't exactly quiet. So unless you're hell prepared to fight for that generator, I would caution on it's use.
Not that I could stop you anyways.
Build and insulated box around it, keep in basement or dug out hole and vent it through exhaust pipe maybe.
But at up to 1 gallon an hour to power a generator there are better ways.
Did you know that most generators are only built to last one month or continuous running?
I only run mine durring the day when the power goes to charge batteries and run any small appliances for food prep and stuff. It comes back inside at night and we switch over to lanterns and candles.
I live in a walled community, 12 foot brick walls and we’re all armed. We all have generators.
Where is that walled community? Is it remote? Because if what Selco (That Bosnian survivor) is saying is true, then those gated communities are among the first to fall to hordes, as they would be the most lucrative targets.
What in the frick is that food stock
Well, they're British...
>he doesn’t have 4 boxes of apple juice for the collapse
Ngmi
I have 100 cans of DEENZ, and like 6 cans of spaghetti-ohs.
Get some canned salmon too. 240 calories and 40g of protein for a $2 can
No prepping is gay. I will just kill my Zoomer neighbors and steal their shit lol.
the sad but true reality however I would go for the boomers
It wont be as easy as you think.
shut up, Ahmed
Your zoomer neighbors are probably even less prepared than you are.
>too weak to break the door down
>smash window and go through
>cut yourself on the glass
>It was an artery on your leg and you bleed out
lol
>I will just kill my Zoomer neighbors and steal their shit lol.
>Gets shot
>zoomers having anything but a leftover avocado toast
I will eat the bugs
If you turn it sideways it looks like a really gross pussy
yeah i thought it was a pussy when i saw it for the first few seconds
I think Klaus Schwab looks like Koopa Troopa.
You guys been saying this stupid ass shit since February and everything is still the same all the white people in the area are all shopping a trader joes buying their frozen Indian meals.
The United States has an abundant supply of food.
You need a buffer for shortages, which totally hasn't been happening.
Remember when youre slicing into your neighbors thighs after you kill them for food do not go for the joint first that will make it easier to separate parts of the body.
>Remember when youre slicing into your neighbors thighs after you kill them for food do not go for the joint first that will make it easier to separate parts of the body
This
>tfw you subconsciously determined the weakest house in the neighborhood years back
don't post your whiny liberal opinions so much bud
Don't worry it won't collapse. The other side of this shit coin is going to fake the end of the world and/or apocalypse and unite everyone under the banner of the "restorers." We'll probably be wishing it actually collapsed. They're gonna take us to the brink to scare the shit out of everyone, and then they're going to "save us."
>You guys been saying this stupid ass shit since February
Actually we've been saying it since the Central Bank was formed, and we're right.
I went into a pharmacy in the major east coast city I unfortunately live in and all of the drink shelves were mostly empty. It was tough to find even a bottle of water. And the restaurant I went to that day wasn't putting out any entrees until evening time, and the place was empty. I thought that was abnormal for a sunny Sunday.
Famine anon here.
Posting this for the famine thread...
Fires, derailments, plane crashes, and other incidents have escalated into an oncoming famine.
The timeline of events is between Feb 2019 and June 13th 2022.
>Map of incidents
>>Each point plotted is a food infrastructure incident
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1dZjtQZu2I4BRMKiVye0pfnXM4Zhlg9I&ll=38.35406633858567%2C-93.99335894999999&z=4
view showing plots by year
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1ll3_fTlXIrVKfugf8FmUsApFtu66tKk&ll=39.108242769233364%2C-99.86005816874999&z=5
>Raw data
https://pastelink.net/2me590cx
This thread will be archived/deleted soon hereafter.
Do you have any more links or further information? I haven't seen any of your other posts.
>This thread will be archived/deleted soon hereafter.
yep its a big conspiracy to prevent some friendless loser from posting his super secret info on this childrens cartoon forum where no one will do anything about it anyways because theyre all shutin failures. makes sense!
Play along or frick off. Nobody likes a suck-up.
No, I'm just gonna raid other people's shit.
Based
The "Chad raider" doesn't have the foresight to stock up on ammunition before the collapse happense.
You are not going to live long.
You can't reason with "preppers." They have no clue how reality works, everything is a zombie movie to them. In reality, they are just a bright target for everyone to see.
Why the frick would I "prep?" That shit is a meme for people who live in urban or suburban environments. I have everything at my disposal outside should I need to it.
>I have everything at my disposal outside should I need to it.
How much time have you spent keeping your outdoors skills sharp. Be honest because the people who say “I’ll just live if the land bro” don’t know how to do that.
NOT MY PROBLEM.
This, I can go to the river and catch fish all day log while others simply aren't able or just can't be bothered.
how long do you think fish will last though if everyone had no choice but to be there fishing all day?
There is a lot of fish, and not everyone is able, even the people I go ice fishing with don't like fish.
I really don't think the stocks would get depleted.
better watch out because people might be waiting for you to catch some so they can steal it from you
If it ever gets that bad there won't be people around me or vise versa.
If they want it that bad they can fight me for it, unless they're cute.
If people are starving do you really think they will use rod and reel instead of cable and car battery? You won't be surviving if you think like that
>cable and car battery
https://howtosguru.com/how-to-shock-fish-with-a-car-battery/
>how long do you think fish will last though if everyone had no choice but to be there fishing all day?
shoot them and eat
birds, turtles, fish, small game, insects, large game, high fructose cory syrup, people.
>birds, turtles, fish, small game, insects, large game
You better get used to eating rats, moron. Because humans quickly deplete local wildlife AND the wildlife is smart enough not to go into war zones.
You think like a Black person. Pic related. World is muh garden.
>Be honest because the people who say “I’ll just live if the land bro” don’t know how to do that.
the real hard absolute truth is that almost none of us know how to do that anymore in the totality that would be needed that would come in a collapse. at least during the 'great depression' people still lived very close to the land and almost everything was locally produced or from neighboring states. if we experience another depression and shit gets bad it's going to reach nightmare levels people never even thought possible. let alone a crash course in even modern farmers having to figure out how to farm using century old methods
Ever heard of hank jr??
A country boy can survive. You city slickers are done lol
Don't be arrogant. You guys will get overrun by fleeing urbanites. They have guns too.
pretty much this tbh.
even on foot, figure every 10 miles from a city gives you 1 day of safety.
now if you can band together with your neighbors, a few people on watch at night would be sufficient to repel most of it. lone wolf types will get fricked however.
How many of them do you think could spot someone 30ft up in a treestand before they're heard/spotted crunching through the brush?
well, none of course, which is why you're saying that.
but how much of your life are you willing to spend hiding out in a tree stand?
>now if you can band together with your neighbors, a few people on watch at night would be sufficient to repel most of it. lone wolf types will get fricked however.
This. Luckily I live on a small cul-de-sac Ina rural town of like 1,200 people. My neighbors and I shoot together all the time. We have a plan to block off the road with our trucks, then figure out a night watch schedule. We have at least least an acre that could be used for gardening too. Plus there's a 1,000 acre nature preserve that butts up to my back yard, so we can hunt and fish out there. Most people don't even know there's a pond and river back there.
I’ve heard of hank and I’ve heard of Walt jr. never hank jr. though
even if 10% of the people start trying to live off the land, you are going to start running short. do you not realize why the indians had a low population density?
>even modern farmers having to figure out how to farm using century old methods
I tried it 2 seasons ago. Hand tilled about a plot about 50x30. No fertilizer no nothing just a shovel and some seeds as if I had to bug out and start an emergency farm where ever I wound up. Complete failure. Right off the bat most of what I planted failed to germinate. And of what grew only corn, pumpkins and sunflowers did well. Then the sunflowers died. Then the corn died. The pumpkins went to fruit but it rotted long before it was worth eating. Complete fricking failure.
If you're not incredibly rural with the infrastructure in place already you're not living off the lanf. People forget we nearly hunted whitetails to extinction in the early 1900s. Wildlife and wild edible populations will plummet. Salt, foodplots, and cover will be required to live off the land after a year, more so when you consider the massive multi million acre foodplots wecall row crop agriculturewill be decimated. I'll be shooting deer while there are deer to shoot, but I make no illusion of them being sustainable.
>but I make no illusion of them being sustainable.
Animal husbandry is the way always was.
Agreed. That's why I put in garden 3, it's going to be enough to overwinter a few goats/chickens/rabbits/gesse, albiet just barely.
NEVER fricking eat a setting hen you moron, or a rooster. The former will turn all manner of weeds and garbage and bugs into tasty nutritious eggs. The latter will be the best watch animal y ou could imagine.
Only Black folk think about eating chickens.
hunting large game is moronic in survival situations unless you're starving and it's the only thing you can find. it will spoil before you can eat it all when you don't have freezers. small game breeds and grows faster, and is more abundant. sure, most people are stupid and will just go killing everything they see, but if you keep your hunting in a thoughtful process of rotation and know the mating habits of different species, you can live off the land with minimal impact.
Okay I'm a moron and you're not, keep planning on game populations to support yourself. Show me a 4 of clubs and I'll throw in a free egg with the potato you're trading your daughter for. If modern ag stops game numbers will plummet before considering the massive pressure of every Tom Dick and Harry killing whatever they can find for food. And what do you mean I can't preserve it i have 300 pounds of mixing salt on hand at any moment for the hay, I am more than capable of preserving meat.
You think there would even be that many people left if there were no food in the grocery stores? lmao. The population would be cut in half within two weeks between lack of water, food, and medicine/health services alone. Like I said, a scenario like this would NEVER happen in my opinion, but hypothetically, yeah...Believe it or not, a HUGE portion of active hunters/fishermen are suburbanites that do it as a hobby. Most of them wouldn't make it.
>Believe it or not, a HUGE portion of active hunters/fishermen are suburbanites that do it as a hobby. Most of them wouldn't make it.
Even if it is a hobby knowing how to do it goes a long way to your survival. Bagging 1 deer is enough meat to last you a month depending on how big it is
having a lot of food only matters if you can preserve it. most people wouldn't be able to preserve a deer without electricity. they might have 2 weeks worth of gas for a generator, but that will run out, or make you a target. raising chickens is far more sustainable than any other type of food, but once again, people will hear those chickens.
>people will hear those chickens.
In some of those southern countries they grow their pigs and chickens in their house because of that.
People will steal them.
> "The israelite fears the indoor ______ farmer."
Couldn't you just submerge it in running water, ie cage in tank at home? Water could feed into aquaponics? Spit balling here.
you have to set up proper water parameters and establish beneficial bacteria before a fish can survive in a tank, but yea you could. much easier to maintain a population in a natural body of water though like a small pond.
fishy poopoo on your hand
>it will spoil before you can eat it all
What is salt, vinegar, beef jerky, cheeze, fermentation, Are you stupid or just plain idiotic?
> Implying that the average person, even hunters know how to do that or do it.
I don't know about that guy but I could be out for months innawoods if I had to.
This, it is actually a welcomed vacation from "society" and all of it's stresses.
In fact I don't even know why I am sitting here atm
>I have everything at my disposal outside should I need to it.
for now.
a few dozen hungry people will extirpate anything that moves and/or is green within a few weeks.
these threads/posts are hilarious, the number of people who have this kind of steady-state bias just don't get it.
hope you're good with your neighbors, because that's the only thing that will actually work in a SHTF scenario.
People should stay where they belong in a SHTF scenario. If they venture far enough out to cross paths with *redacted*, they've made a mistake. Opportunistic parasites and nature-rapists are not welcome in *redacted's* Minecraft server..
cringe
> memeflag
yeah, its good for filtering morons like you.
>dat flag aint right! hurr durrr
Why are you mad? You stocked up on 100lbs worth of refried beans and got tired of eating them after the 5th can?
But it's true, there is no reason to bug out if it is not needed and in fact is quite stupid.
hope you're right.
i'm also pretty rural (about 35 miles from a smallish city, and 10 miles from town)
the nightmare scenario i dread is a steady stream of drifters fleeing the populated areas to hunker down 'innawoods' (because i'd wager everyone will have that same exact idea once the shooting starts in town). basically opportunistic theft (or worse); even if only a few hundred made the trek out here, that would be a huge amount of risk.. you'd have to stay vigilant and be lucky 100% of the time, else you'd meet your end due to some hobo shanking you in the middle of the night over a can of preserved beans.
rural communities will not tolerate that shit. there would be roadblocks everywhere.
Yeah the rural community we are bugging out too we have a plan to lock down the whole area and keep city slickers out.
WE WILL SHOOT YOU UNLESS YOU FOLLOW THE STEPS CLEARLY OUTLINED ON THE BOARD.
Do you have night vision?
I wont confirm or deny what we have or dont have. But if it was on a list of things to get it would be pretty fricking important.
I'd stab (you) for deenz
Nice LARP, city gay. Everyone living out in the country has a well stocked pantry.
> pantry
I bet it's filled to the brim with Goy snacks isn't it? Save some corn syrup for the rest of us homosexual.
Rice, beans, flour, salt, sugar, canned produce from the garden, canned fruit from the orchard, canned game, potatoes, onions, squash, virtually nothing from the grocery store. You're a city gay with a fishing rod, admit it.
I'm a citygay because I don't have a "pantry?" Where I'm from, only upper-middle-class suburbanites have something they call a "pantry."
Again, signs you're a bugperson.
If you're to poor to even have a months worth of food on hand you're not going to make it
When did I say I didn't have a month's worth of food? Listen Zhang... just because I don't have a "pantry" full of Goy snacks doesn't mean I don't have food. What are you gonna do when your "pantry" runs out of Goy snacks and your suburb is full of darkies looking for wypipo loot?
Honestly, these hive dwellers have no idea.
"Gunna live on the land."
Protip: it's all owned by somebody.
And we're not letting anybody steal its bounty. Especially when their meat would be such good forage for our hogs.
Economic collapse will be an extinction level event. You'd have to go into the deepest holler to find a squirrel
Nah... people wouldn't die of starvation, they'd die of dehydration. for most people, less than 12 hours without water and they start to pass out and seize up. It would be a lot quicker than most people expect, at least for the majority of the NPC population. We are raised in the current society in a way which we don't ever even have to do the most fundamental steps of survival. It's all laid out right in front of us.
And the ones that don't will hunt entire regions devoid of life. It happened before and it will happen again only there's more people now
Snare wire and lots of traps, let them do the work for you and save those calories for doing other things.
Reminder... if you are not prepared to eat people should you need to, you are not "prepared."
lol gtfo of here. I hope some prepper snatches you and has you canned and stored in his basement.
just sealed and canned 30 lbs of beef. yard is over run with so many sweet potatoes they will be perennial now cause I doubt I will find all of them to dig up.
Nice. Getting some sweet potato slips going now. Hoping to grow a few this season then have a massive run next year.
That's the way to garden. Permaculture.
I have the same thing with potatoes and cruciferous plants. I leave the plant after I cut the cabbage/sprouts/broc heads etc. The plant just keeps going, producing thick leaves that saute up a treat with garlic and butter. The seed pods are also delicious. Peppery, like mustard (cruciferous veg are bred out from mustard).
You glowies know damned well that I am, the question is will you find the balls to try and take whats mine.
Garden 1
Garden 2
Garden 3, now planted with pumpkins and corn
great job! keep it up anon.
I'm afraid to have a garden because my neighbors will see it and if they do there's no way I don't get raided by the neighborhood. Hidden canned good horde it is for me
I'm sorry you live around dirt bags. Encourage them to grow their own gardens and you can share.
Good for you.
I've seen many stupid gardens on 4chins, but, while this one may be severely small, it's packed with calories. Good. Potatoes are a great crop to plant if you are in the very northern states. Plant sweet potatoes in warm season if you are anywhere south of Kansas.
>it's packed with calories. Good. Potatoes are a great crop to plant
He has chickens too, I've seen studies that say you can live off potatoes and eggs pretty much indefinitely
>if you are in the very northern states.
I recognize his property from other threads, he is in a northern state, one of the south Canada states.
you can develop a much better garden than that..
(i wonder if mods can make a farming/argi category)
>(i wonder if mods can make a farming/argi category)
PrepHole has one
>you can develop a much better garden than that..
Naw it's already too crowded, those plants will get bigger. I could improve garden 2 and 3 some more, but why bother, I have nearly unlimited space on some of the best soil imaginable I'll let it spread out some.
Just let some kale loose it'll take over your whole yard in no time.
That's a good idea, the kale is growing like wild flowers and is considered a super food.
Also planting Asparagus now for future crops would be good.
kale is great. I'm growing some right now. It grows fast, grows in winter indoors easily, gives you plenty of nutritious leaves. Tastes kinda bitter but we'll have to get used to less tasty things
I have some Russian kale and some winter kale going now and yes it does do quite well.
I hear it gets sweeter when the weather cools.
I am looking forward to powdering a bunch and also some kale chips.
>grows in winter indoors easily,
yeah, what I mean is the growth rate increases with temperature. You can grow it in snow, but it's way faster to harvest time indoors
Ok, good to know.
I can lay tomato slices just under the soil and so many tomato plants sprout it's crazy, of course they have to be separated but it works.
kale isn't a real food
why do people alwaya plant tomatoes? you're going to live on fricking tomatoes!? plant a potato.
>kale isn't a real food
Kale is considered a "super food"
This is the way to do it. Plant things that are versatile, tasty, and don't require a lot of babying. Kale also dries down very compactly...and can be added to anything. Eggs, soups, stews. Plumps back up very well.
ill be fine anon, im fatmaxxing
remember to stock up on electrolytes (himalayan salt, potassium/no-salt, baking soda-look up "snake juice") and get some water purification stuff
Starving and fasting is more painful the bigger your stomach cavity. On one end you can definitely go without for awhile due to stored fat reserves, but man you're gonna hate the first 24-72 hrs depending on how big your meals tend to be. I've been fast maxing so I feel fuller with less. It's not much at all but I've prepared for this a bit in multifaceted ways that would astonish any NPC. Kek. Not saying you're one, just stating it in general.
and FYI, you Black personhomosexual opportunistic spiritual israelite marauders, try and loot and I will shoot and not to warn either.
You'll see a chunk of your body go whoosh and splat.
>Black personhomosexual opportunistic spiritual israelite marauders
what is spiritual israelite marauders, wheres the spiritual part come in?
What I mean is that anons on here that aren't israelites, haven't prepped and are relying on just trying to loot and kill to stay alive are spiritual israelites because even though they may not be israelites, they still behave and have the character of them.
I've prepped everything EXCEPT food. Well I have himalayan salt, no salt and magnesium because I fast every now and then. I think I have enough food for about 3 months for 3 people. Mostly lentils, beans, and some other canned goods that I eat every now and then. Do you actually think anything will happen? I think we're slowly going to decay but no big violent happening.
Food preps are more of a hedge against inflation right now. The cost of goods is only going to keep going up. Buying extra now will save you money later. Just buy shit you'll actually use in day to day life. Don't buy $5k worth of MRE's. Bulk buy dry and canned goods you can rotate out.
Sorry if you felt I left you hanging. Had some shit in real life to attend to.
What he
said
I'm not sure anything will actually happen in reality as in a real shortage, but the narrative to cause the intended outcomes and goals they want to achieve doesn't care about that. I mean, there's not a real fertilizer shortage, it's just all coming from Russia and they have the sanctions, so they phrase it as there is a shortage. It's legal shit where they're lying without technically lying according to the(corrupt) law. They know they can use fear to manipulate people's behavior, and if you have no voice in the capitol, all you can do is prepare for the worst while hoping for the best.
The shortages will mainly hit third and second world countries. First world countries will be fine, we'll se price hikes and some products to be hard to find. Big deal. Hoarding food is moronic.
Having supplies on hand is never moronic.
id say its wise to have a couple year supply of food. starving millions of people to death would only take a year or less.
50% of the population would drop dead from lack of water within a week.
Except it's going to slowly turn mad max tier in first world countries as all the starving 3rd worlders are directed into our countries by the 100s of millions, they actually plan to flood 900m people into north America.
except the U.S. will send their own food to 3rd world countries, the country is totally fricked and they're bankrolling ukraine
>It all gonna end
No it's not
There is not going to be food crisis the economy isn't going to crash
The world is gayer and browner
Hoping for the apocalypse isn't going to change reality that is better than a wh*te dominated world
>The world is gayer and browner
>not gonna be a food crisis
anon...youre contradicting yourself
the browns dont know enough agriculture to feed themselves
Not our problem.
they soon will be
2 more weeks! Fixing to go eat a big ass steak, cold beer and a fat joint.
I'll just take it when you've been rendered compliant
Yeah it's called self-architecting my ninja
What's the point of prepping like that? If shit really, REALLY goes down, I'm just going to take yours. If it's a nothing burger like initial covid toilet paper panic then there is really no point.
>I'm just going to take yours
I would imagine most preppers have the ability to stop you and use you as fertilizer, so you will contribute in your own way.
>most preppers have the ability to stop you
Good, let them think that. It will be easier.
do preppers not also prep for war? I'd imagine they also stockpile weapons and traps
Sure... but they will never leave their loot, even it they need to. It's like Gollum and his ring.
you are moronic so enjoy paying double on toilet paper next year because of inflation. not everything is about life and death moron, sometimes prepping is just about saving money on inflation
ever heard of jerky?
>prep nothing
>have gun
>take all your shit
>get killed by the guy with a gun who actually ate and slept comfortably the night before
ngmi
Good luck with that.
>thinks you can make wise decisions when you are literally starving
Start eating at it slowly and replace. I've started eating my cans of spam and after I finish a 12 pack ill go re fill up. Same with my rice and sardines. Just keep a good 6 months of food supply around and eat at it slowly and slowly replace it. After about 2 years most of it shouldve been replaced by then.
sounds like a good strategy
i've delved into making jerky myself, but not properly cured so it isn't really all that shelf stable. i guess that could be a cool addition if you got equipment to make it properly.
frick off skitzo boomer
I'm ready
True, but your food quality is just passable as edible, except for the SPAM. Glorious SPAM. The rest of it will wrench your gut after eating that 2 or 3 times back to back.
Frick that. Have you eaten those noodle cups for more than a few days each week? I mean, if you have no better option, sure. But you are going to probably puke that shit up after your 30th cup of sodium and noodles.
>starch salt PUFAs.
My 6 year old granddaughter will be able to knock you over and steal your teaspoons.
No, food prep is a moronic waste of money. I'm going full cannibal on day one of shtf. After I eat your whole family I will only use all your
prepper food to bait traps and catch more people.
You have to be 18 to post here.
No amount of canned goods or tactical foodpacks can prevent us from the final conflict with them.
Physical conflict.
Even if you had food for 20 years, they would still come for you one day.
Prepping might give us a little more time, but that's it.
In the end we have to take action.
The problem is: you need at least 3.5% of the population behind you when you strive for a new system.
Sounds not that much, but in Germany that would be around 3 million people (who must be willing to push to the streets, not just silently supporting it from home).
9 meals or 72 hrs without food would do it in most places.
I've got ~1 year plus my brother went really crazy with prep shit a few years back so he's probably got enough to feed 6 people for 5 years.
Plus I've got lots of guns and ammo if shit gets really bad.
Check out these white Black folk and their month worth of onions and wine. Prepping means growing. If you don't have a high tunnel and a rifle with at least 1000 rounds to feed it you're unironically going to be eaten by cannibal rape gangs by the end of the year.
>Youre [sic] prepping for the coming Food shortages right?
No. Won't be on the shelves when the food shortage hits? Fruity Pebbles? Red Baron pizza? Coca-Cola? Oscar-Meier cold cuts? Campbell's soup?
I eat none of that. I eat bread, rice, vegetables, fruits, meats, fish, cheese, and condiments. Sometimes natural soda pop.
I'm trying to sell a car
No, I don't care Black person. If anything I will steal everyone's food.
So, you're gonna start acting like a Black person instead of taking some personal responsibility? Interesting.
Christ tells us to not worry about prepping. Worrying about prepping is a waste of your life.
The picture is related.
"Yes goy, dont make any effort to fight back or survive. that would be heresy."
Jesus was not israeli, and israelites didn't write the New Testament.
>Jews didn't write the New Testament
The holy bible has been in the hands of the enemy for centuries.
Tell that to the idiot that went to Alaska and shit himself to death.
Corvids store away food.
Corvids store food so much that apparently the oak forests of the Eastern US spread mostly due to Blue Jays (corvid relatives) with their huge acorn caches.
If you think prepping is just about consuming you're already dead.
When does Summer of Love kick off again? Things keep heating up by the day but I see no spark yet. Gas will hit 10 dollars without a fuss at this rate.
2 weeks
Kind of. I but at least 2kg of honey, 40kg of rice/lentil/bean/flour, sometimes a nice spirit, want to get my cheese storage sorted, tempted to just store it double wrapped and in a peat bog but not sure I trust the method, also need to up my fermentation game; currently: sauerkraut, pickled onions, pickled eggs. What else should I be doing?
>inb4 overpriced larp sachets of shite gone off zog food
Pickled sausage.
Genius! How did I not think of that... smoked fish too. Not sure if curing meat like chorizo is as easy, assume it needs to be very dry. Thanks anon, pickling/smoking will be my homework for the weekend.
Those things are actually pretty good. Picked one up for a hike and was surprised.
Yeah, they're good. The "Tijuana Mama" however is pretty nasty. It's actually spicy, but it's got a nasty taste. The "Hot Mama" is the good one because it actually tastes pickled/sourish and won't frick your stomach up.
Good to know, thanks Anon.
You could buy a pressure cooker and can all kinds of stuff.
Very true, I have a 23L presto I use to sterilise grains for mushroom cultivating... dunce over here. Damn, prepping really goes on and on when you apply some thought.
Also, cultivating mushies is a good easy and zen thing all food insecure people should do.
>Also, cultivating mushies is a good easy and zen thing all food insecure people should do.
I always wanted to do this, I even purchased the spores in a barley mix once but never have I done it yet. Soon I will.
got pointers? i frickin love baby bellas
Perhaps stock up on some wine and beer yeasts as well as bread yeast.
Is a good idea although I want to figure out wild fermenting beers and wines. I'd add to yours if you're of that vein that kefir grains, scobys and sour dough, although better alive than stored cold.
>scobys and sour dough,
Not long ago I had a gallon full of Scoby's "hotel' unfortunately I had to move and gave them all away, but getting another soon.
I did make some bread from that yeast collected and it turned out pretty good.
I also used to keep the yeast and clean it from the beers and wines I made.
Tried making a sourdough yeast started once but didn't do it properly although it looks quite easy.
Unwarp cheese from plastic if store bought. Wrap in wax paper. Then dip in melted canning wax to seal on all sides. Hang cheese on a string from a rafter, someplace cool and dry semi dark. Think old butcher shops.
Anon I.. I don't want to make it.
Nothing will ever happen anyways. Prepping is just a hobby, but people won't admit it. Life will never be like a movie where you are the protagonist. You will be comfy in your pod.
not my problem
Why do people post themselves like this, just terrible opsec holy shit.
First rule is don't tell anyone.
Second rule is don't tell anyone.
Honestly, you guys laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough TP for yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. For a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week, over a hundred a month!
In the coming months, toilet paper will be worth its weight in gold because it's something everyone uses.
1 roll a day? Seriously mutt you're letting the Angloid team down, sort your diet out.
i installed a bidet the last time around.
never looking back.
If it gets to that point I'll be using old towels or rags for my arse. Who cares? back in the day babies used terry nappies and you washed em after. Same thing. TPgays are moronic if they will kill each other over a bit of bum fodder kek
You can use a bucket of water and a soup ladle like the 3rd worlders, while my butthole is pampered and moisturized with top of the line TP.
Please not this pasta again, I'm not ready
Lol no. I’m a fat frick I need to starve.
I see plenty of food walking around me.
ill just come take your shit, you fat shutin
A fricking leaf.
> le leaf le cope glowie le seethe go back
npc moron
fricking jingleberry get off
I have about a 6 month supply of food and I feel woefully underprepared
low iq savage here, no i am not, im just gonna kill people and take what they have
maybe let their daughters live depending on how qt they are
>You won't do shit.
do i look like a mutt with guns?
>just wait till they get to the suburbs
lmao
No I just plan on roping.
I got a shit ton of canned food from right before the covid panic buying.
Guys guys guys... Please... Let me set the mood for you.
You pull up to the Shoney's™ parking lot and it's 7:30 in the morning. You only have one thing on your mind -BREAKFAST. You got your young fit white wife with your three beautiful white children in the backseat of your SUV. You find a parking spot and there's only a couple cars there in the handicapped parking spaces. Must be old people. Despite this it's a fresh new day, bright and shiny outside and the birds are chirping. With your wife and kids in tandem, you stroll through the double doors to be greated by the perfect atmosphere. The AC hits you in the face and the warm homely glow of the incandescent fixtures envelope you. Bacon and maple syrup permeate your nostrils. The nice waitress greets your family and seats you at a booth in the back corner. You tell her "We'll all be having the breakfast buffet" and she goes around each of you taking your beverage order. Chocolate milk for the kids, iced tea for the adults. Though they are well behaved with their platinum blonde hair and blue eyes the nice lady hands them the coloring sheets and packs of crayons anyhow. You make your way over to the buffet bar. There's no way you're going back to the table with just one plate. You take one and put your bacon, sausage patties, sausage links and a few slices of ham on it. You take the other and get some scrambled eggs with the melted cheese over it and you top it off with mushrooms. You get not one but TWO of those delicious flaky biscuits and smother them in WHITE gravy. You get an idea... why not THREE plates? You grab another plate and load up on those cinnemon bread pancake stick things and drizzle pancake syrup over them. You get back to your table where your family awaits and you think "hey... why not order some sunny side up eggs and some fresh coffee?".
Need I continue?
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Shoney's is ok. Nothing to get excited about tho. Every place has breakfast.
ive got 70 bean plants in my yard. I have 5 bags of dry beans. I can eat the green beans straight off the plant, each one has like 6-12 pods.
You must really like beans.
What kind of beans?
I have maybe 10 bean plants growing on my deck now, can't wait to get on the land.
>I can eat the green beans straight off the plant, each one has like 6-12 pods.
Well, there's two weeks in August. How about the other 50?
No. If things get that bad, being stationary in a trafficked area is a certain death sentence. Hoarding food just makes you a lot boss. If you are not in a trafficked area then you don't need to hoard. There's no prepping for what's to come. The situation goes full dynamic within a week, before you even begin to feel the strain as a hoarder. You're nothing but Christmas dayfor a moment to someone with more will and instinct to survive. Guns, backpacks, food stores and shelter will avail you little. In fact, it will be your undoing.
Blah, blah blah. There haven't been any shortages at my grocery store. You homosexuals spend too much time online reading about this shit. Go outside and you'll see society isn't in nearly as bad of shape as the internet would have you believe.
I work at a grocery store doing the shopping for lazy customers and see shortages every day, smoothbrain.
I hope you're not White.
You're a leaf and therefore don't deserve a response of any quality.
If you don't have a months worth of food on your house you are poor.
I'm not even a prepper I'm just not poor.
Buying food in bulk saves me money, people who can't afford to pay a poorgay tax.
please, mate, we're dying....just a bit...of wheatabix...for my son (dies)
>ITT: cubicle-cucks seething at their own dependence and weakness, desperately shit flinging at their betters out of impotent jealous rage. You hate to see it.
you only eat Tyson frozen food, how will YOU survive, moron?
I eat the local wildlife. My family will be fine. I fear for the ones who don’t know how to skin and those without a wood stove. There’s going to be lots of wailing children whose parents won’t know what to do.
I'm an expert in virtually everything agriculture. I will answer a few serious ag-preparedness questions for a while.
Describe your emulsions in great detail.
Could you explain the difference between a cash bid and a price basis?
>Youre prepping for the coming Food shortages right?
You could call it that.
Unless there's a hundred miles between you and your nearest neighbor, prepping makes you a mark. Most preppers should just rely on raiding instead.
>prepping makes you a mark
I love this cope. What makes you think anyone knows what the shelves in my basement look like? The only people that go down there are family. The only thing that would make me a mark is if someone heard my generator, or saw the 4 cords of firewood I have for my woodstove.
>The only people that go down there are family
Then your neocon granpa is gonna talk about his gun collection and how he(you) preps or your kids are gonna brag about it to their classmates whenever another Black person riot starts or you or your sister or whoever is gonna go on faceberg and talk about boomer stuff and this comes up. You probably got 2nd amendment stickers on your truck. You got an american flag on your front porch? Camera/alarm system? There are ways and means besides flapping your gums about it yourself but please continue your larp.
>Then your neocon granpa is gonna talk about his gun collection and how he(you) preps
He lives a couple thousand miles away
>or your kids are gonna brag about it to their classmates
They're too young to understand >whenever another Black person riot starts
Implying I live near nigs
>or you or your sister or whoever is gonna go on faceberg and talk about boomer stuff and this comes up.
She lives here too, and is just as into this shit as I am
>You probably got 2nd amendment stickers on your truck.
No
>You got an american flag on your front porch?
No
>Camera/alarm system?
Cameras yes, but who doesn't? I don't need an alarm system, I have 2 German shepards and mastiff that alert me when anyone is around.
>Cameras yes
You have something to lose, Black folk (raiders) have everything to gain. It's not rocket appliances.
Everyone has cameras these days.
Everyone has something to lose
Everyone is prepping.
>Everyone is prepping.
Some of us will be raiding.
Some of the preppers will be raiders as well... some of the bigger preppers will have homosexuals like you around to raid and guard their shit just like the Earls did 1200 years ago you greasy dumb frick. You knkw who they are, you see them on their motorcycles. They are they guys you go to when shit breaks down right now. They have the big shops and the acreages already. So come raid, when you get captured you can decide, be our b***h for food or be our food. Mind you, there better be a hole in the roster or we'll just geld ya and keep you alive as long as possible for pet food.
Cope. You're getting toxic gas injected into your house at 3am and your shit is going to be mine.
I wish upon you the worst of the outcomes you intend to inflict on those who prepared. And my intent isn't just intent. You'll find that out.
Have fun on your raids, maybe you'll last
You have no real defenses, no protection, you have nothing.
Yeah you're right please don't hurt me
do armour vienna sausages count? I got like 100 six can cases
Kek... I got dogs, cameras, and neighbors bro. homosexuals like you roll into town and we'll know before you do. Could use the gas, come and see. I will nail your severed genitals to your face and let my dogs eat your leftist lady wound. I have the salt and antibiotics to keep you cruising for a bit. I bet the pigs down the lane would enjoy your legs. When youre almost spent, I'll plant you bound in a slit trench latrine with your head exposed and slowly drown you in excrement with your necrotic wiener and balls still nailed to your fore head. I'll say, "If only your mother can see you now." That's how you'll go out. Crippled. Septic. Half eaten and feverish. Drowning in feces with your wiener and balls nailed to your face. Leftist.
based leaf
How the frick do you plan on surviving multiple raids anywhere that has even remotely cohesive neighbors? You attack one of my neighbors and you're going to be hemmed in with dialed in overlapping fire. And no car window Carl you aren't sneaking up on me.
Can I borrow that tool? I got some hotspots in my house and I need to see where all the insulation gaps are.
Get picrel off chinazon. Shop around and don't pay more than about treefiddy for it. You won't regret having it if shit goes south.
Yeah cool, I have one too. Generally I won't just come barging in making a lot of noise in the neighbourhood. There will be a scouting phase where time lapse cameras are set up around your area to locate activity patterns, there will be probing to locate weak points, surveillance for location of cameras, dogs, and other detection. Typically people are such NPCs they repeat the same stupid ways to protect themselves which are just going to be easily countered. If your plan is to just go on the counter-offensive and sit in some sniper murder hole all day and night this is going to be used against you to distract and wear you down with various harassment. I'll get ya b***h.
I guess it will be my fault for crossing a Canadian Navy seals with 6gorilion confirmed Dobermans fricked.
You will probably be the first to die. Good luck playing real life "borderlands" in the most well armed part of the world.
Prepping? No OP I am not prepping at this point. I am prepped.
4 deep freezes with dedicated propane/solar generators. Got 4 years of moose and elk in there.
Garden is sewn/ verticle growing.
>80 potatoe plants.
>60 turnips
>180 carrots
>100 zucchini
>10 String bean
>10 peas
>20 corn
>10 butternut squash
>already harvesting asperagus
>two mature grape vines plus ability to make/bottle wine!
Next year I will be swapping 1/3 of my yard for wheat/corn/beans. Then will start my crop rotation.
I have access to endless water.
I have access to endless manuer.
My Emergency supply
>24 months emergency freeze dried food >80lbs rice
>10lbs coffee
>100lbs flour
>80lbs salt
>and on and on.
>Private well water and septic
Geothermal heating/cooling.
Sustainable Hunting supply
>Practicing on a simple bow. 300 arrows of varying quality.
Let's do this!
One freezer is empty at the moment, I plan on filling it with long pig... that's you... please come and try and take it. We are ready and eager for the most succulent of marbled pork.
No, because nothing ever happens
Im ready
Based indoor cash-crop farmer
Worth buying a few boxes?
MREs are a meme. You're probably better off eating the bugs.
You could buy a lot of dried food for the cost of three of those cases.
MREs are a fricking meme. overpriced shit
Waste of money with insufficient calories.
Made for CoD tryhard homosexuals who would die in the first week of SHTF (which will not happen the way people think it will happen).
They don't last nearly as long as most people think. I know stevemre is unlikable, but most people shouldn't eat them after about 5-8 years from day of production depending on menu.
If you do go more. Pack a fiber supplement and multivitamin. Actually pack some of that regardless.
I swear to God British people could have ten cans of beans and think they are bad ass
I've just been buying cans of beans and cans of vegetables (just mixed veggies right now) what should I be buying as well?
Some canned meat. Bags of rice.
I'm into the little GILF and I'm reasonably sure I could get her to make me nice sammiches
all loblaws store are going on strike here in BC. people are going to have no food once all the safeways are depleted. expect riots
nah, i'm going to eat human eat.
Yeah Im just gonna rob my cuck neighbors
I've been noticing more and more shelves are remaining empty. Especially grain based products. Yesterday there was no pasta to be found in my local lidl.
you will give me your food
you will give me your guns
you will let me frick your wive too
and you will be happy
t.urbanBlack person
you will let me blow your brains on the concrete
you will let me eat your corpse
you will tonge my anus
I've already won
Turn off power lose your freezer food
Go the way of the pemmican.
Photo costs $350 or so. I'm adding to it every 9 days, just spending an extra 20-30 bucks each grocery day.
Remember; The Roman Army marched and fought on chickpeas...
i got a skillet and a hot plate
im just going to camp out behind planned parenthood dressed as molloch
No. Nothing ever happens.
I have enough supplies for about a month (maybe longer if rationed). If the shortages last longer than that I reckon we're in for full-on apocalypse mode and having 4 or 5 months' worth of food isn't going to matter unless you're willing to go full rambo and cook over a fire, start growing your own food, canning/salting our meat and so on.
Supposedly a lot of grocery stores have a few days worth of restocking at most so when things run out and no more trucks are coming you will see people turn into animals very quickly.
Even if the shortage only lasts half a month, that alone would be enough to get city dwellers rioting and killing one another. You go on for a full month or more of no food in supermarkets cities will be fricking donzo. At that point, the only way to get fresh food will be via FEMA emergency drops or to go out and hunting/foraging for food. Real neato nato times for sure.
Most raider gays won’t last long. I’ll too be a raider but I will lead a clan of raiders. I already have 6-8 good men I can depend on.
proper prepping is creating a militia to steal food
change my mind
Black person
>Record meat processing plants destroyed
Liar
You STILL haven't shown statistics demonstrating that more processing plants than usual are having fires.
You STILL are an attention whoring thanatophilic panic-mongering gash.
frick off and die
Nah, we're good.
People in pic: NGMI