During a traffic stop, if a cop asks if you have any weapons in the car what would happen if you say that you have a tactical nuke?
During a traffic stop, if a cop asks if you have any weapons in the car what would happen if you say that you have a tactical nuke?
Tell him his S&D stats are garbage then arm it.
He would probably get rightfully annoyed that you're making a joke, traffic stops are serious business. Bet you don't even know how fast you were going.
he'd use it as an excuse to search your car for drugs
He would do as any other adult would and ask why is a 12 years old kid doing in PrepHole? This really shouldn't be a blue board, children should not be in a weapons discussion board.
Are you insinuating that an adult couldn’t be curious about this?
Well I mean technically you still have to be 18 to use a blue board.
Instead of chuckling at the joke he would use it as an admission of guilt and immediately break your window and pull you out of the car and shoot you if you fail at Simon says.
>Simon says
heh
>make a handstand
>while standing one one leg
I'm fucked
>no sharpie in pooper roll
an effort was made
Uh oh
rollan
Rollin
Shiieeet
It would give reasonable suHispanicion to search for such a weapon, but most likely they'll just have a hearty chuckle.
Damn, morons are really stepping up their game
>"I have a nuclear warhead in my sidecar and poor impulse control."
kek
maybe they'll listen to reason
The US used a lie about nukes as an excuse to invade a country, you don't think a cop would use one as an excuse to shoot you?
Nothing, provided you filed your paperwork correctly and have your tax stamp.
Depending on the cop and why you're being pulled over
>he'll laugh
>he'll be annoyed
>he'll ask again
>he'll immediately take it as non compliance
>he'll shoot if they're actually looking for a nuke
He'll then ask you step out if the vehicle or force you out, give you a ticket, or ask to run your plates in. It'll probably result in a ticket or an arrest with failure to comply most times, with a little slight chance to get off.