During a traffic stop, if a cop asks if you have any weapons in the car what would happen if you say that you have a tactical nuke?

During a traffic stop, if a cop asks if you have any weapons in the car what would happen if you say that you have a tactical nuke?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him his S&D stats are garbage then arm it.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would probably get rightfully annoyed that you're making a joke, traffic stops are serious business. Bet you don't even know how fast you were going.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he'd use it as an excuse to search your car for drugs

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would do as any other adult would and ask why is a 12 years old kid doing in /k/? This really shouldn't be a blue board, children should not be in a weapons discussion board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you insinuating that an adult couldn’t be curious about this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I mean technically you still have to be 18 to use a blue board.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of chuckling at the joke he would use it as an admission of guilt and immediately break your window and pull you out of the car and shoot you if you fail at Simon says.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simon says
      heh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a handstand
        >while standing one one leg
        I'm fricked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no sharpie in pooper roll
        an effort was made

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rollan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rollin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiieeet

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would give reasonable suspicion to search for such a weapon, but most likely they'll just have a hearty chuckle.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Black folk are really stepping up their game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I have a nuclear warhead in my sidecar and poor impulse control."

      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe they'll listen to reason

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US used a lie about nukes as an excuse to invade a country, you don't think a cop would use one as an excuse to shoot you?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, provided you filed your paperwork correctly and have your tax stamp.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on the cop and why you're being pulled over
    >he'll laugh
    >he'll be annoyed
    >he'll ask again
    >he'll immediately take it as non compliance
    >he'll shoot if they're actually looking for a nuke
    He'll then ask you step out if the vehicle or force you out, give you a ticket, or ask to run your plates in. It'll probably result in a ticket or an arrest with failure to comply most times, with a little slight chance to get off.

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