Think a volunteer posted about his experience in the trenches a couple days back and pointed out exactly this. That during his rotation to the front a BMP-3 would sometimes just appear, fire some random shots in the direction of Ukrainian lines, refuse to elaborate and leave.
based, why risk being hit by javelins to assist some wagnercucks in poo tin's "war"
This reminds me of something my father told me. When he was drafted he had to practise shooting. But he disliked the loudness and the pain in his shoulder. So he shot one bullet than called jamed gun.
Sounds like this. Do the basic thing to not get into trouble!
The mythology that HATO shills have created is truly impressive. Let us test their theories. I think Putin should plan for a vacation in Warsaw this summer.
Surely as things are, and always are, the people doing the hand shaking are shaking them either openly or behind our back.
As such whether we se it or not, it is as it always is, and always will be, and those that know will know it as such.
Therefore it will be, or not, as is already known.
Their skin yes. There is a rumour that some of the most hardcore cossak warriors had the habbit of skinning and tanning the skin of defeated enemies to make shit like that.
Nice to see old traditions carry on.
he's been shitposting since the start but since it was so easy to save the file and just rename it the guys original filename, you can just pretend to be him.
the ussr was just as shit as russia. It just had more meat and metal to waste around. You think the fundamental disfunction like no ncos, prison mentality and rabid marauderism suddenly popped out of nowhere in 30 years?
Russia has almost 5 times the amount of people that Saddam's Iraq had and their territory is 39 times larger. There is no way for the US to conquer Russia. Not to mention Russia has space tech unlike Iraq. The US can't take over Russia.
>roman empire had these territories for centuries >mongolian empire had these territories for centuries
etc etc
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The difference is, the separtist forces in Russian territories practically don't exist.
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Well, then you just make them. Russia showed how easy it is to make a fake separatist regions in a country with Ukraine.
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Because chinks will not make some random separatist appear same way russians did in ukraine
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lol and who the frick told you that, my moron Black person?
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Separatist sentiment=/=Separatist forces
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The diffenerce is only one crate of AKs and Semtex.
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No, the sentiment also has to be nurtured and organized for years. Otherwise it just becomes an easily neutralized chimpout.
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You say that, but I held a referendum in Buryatia just last night and 98% of respondents said the region should become a part of Australia
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>practically don't exist.
yet. When glowBlack folk are done with russia the 90s will look like paradise to you.
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I agree with you, but the mongolian empire DIDN'T hold its territory for centuries. It split up immediately after Genghis died, and 3/4 of the remaining hordes were in semi-perpetual dynastic conflicts until they either completely fell apart or invaded India.
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>Create largest continuous land empire in history within a human lifespan >Kill so many people you alter the global climate. >Refuse to elaborate >Leave
There is no Russia. There is a wide assortment of somewhat related Slavic peoples, such as those from the Republic of Novgorod, Perm, Ruthenians, or even various Hetmanates.
And then there is the eternal Muscovite. The eternal imperialistic tumor at the heart of Slavdom.
If I had a single bullet and in front of me stood an enemy and a traitor, I would shoot a Muscovite.
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Don't worry...the Muscovite is also an enemy and a traitor.
There was a going joke (and an alt history book) in Russia, that if getting annexed by Japan was an option that government gave to the people, it would get an overwhelming popular support.
Don't know about china and islamic republics though, it's a tough sell.
Such partitions don't make sense, it would only cause new wars to unify the territories. You have to annex these lands to western countries, same way denmark owns greenland
>it would only cause new wars to unify the territories
Yes, it woudl cause the vatniks to start killing each other incessantly, ensuring that they remain too weak to ever be a real threat to anyone else. That's not a bug, that's a feature.
>Baghdad's 900,000-member army was exceeded in size only by those of China, the Soviet Union and Vietnam. It had 6,000 tanks, 4,000 armored personnel carriers and 3,200 artillery pieces, most of it of Soviet bloc origin. >Eight of the 63 army divisions were the Republican Guard, Saddam's best trained and most loyal troops. Then, as now, they had the best tanks, the Soviet T-72s with 125mm guns, while other units relied on Soviet armor dating from the 1960s. The artillery also was mostly Soviet, but included the G-5, a beefed-up South African howitzer with a 23-mile range. >Iraq's then-powerful air force of about 800 aircraft included Soviet helicopters and 500 or more French and Soviet-built fighters and bombers, fitted to carry bombs and missiles including French-made Exocet anti-ship missiles
Saddam actually had a bigger army than Russia did in February 2022, and certainly had a bigger army than Russia has now. And although Russia has a certain number of technologically advanced equipment not available to Iraq then (eg Kalibr, Krasukha, S-400, Su-35, T-90M), the bulk of Russia's forces is qualitatively equal to the Republican Guard, and NATO has had 30 years of technological advancement since then.
The air war in Desert Storm for example operated on 24-hour strike cycles; today that is cut down to hours if not minutes.
>a bigger army than Russia has now
Russia started the war with a little over 1m in its armed forces.
With the reservists they called up, they should have been 2m (on paper, at least). With the expanded reservist age and the mobilisation, they should be pushing 2.6+ (on paper, at least).
How is any of that lower than 0.9m? Or did you meand the Iraqi ground forces alone were 0.9m?
On paper they look strong. In reality they're not. Can anyone even guess how many real soldiers they have who can actually fight and not just stand in a trench and pray they don't keel over because they're 50+ alcoholics with multiple hernias', bad joints, and liver failure? How many of those "soldiers" are phantoms who exist only on paper so their commander can embezzle their pay and sell their equipment on the black market? If WW3 started tomorrow millions of Russians wouldn't rush to the front, they would rush the border with Georgia and Kazakhstan. They know the bosses are lying and the only ones who don't are idiot politicians in the west who never caught onto the fact that Russia is a paper tiger and always has been.
>Russia started the war with a little over 1m in its armed forces
1.2m counting Rosgvardia, but that includes a large Navy, Strategic Rocket Forces, depot and line of communications troops >With the reservists they called up, they should have been 2m (on paper, at least). With the expanded reservist age and the mobilisation, they should be pushing 2.6+ (on paper, at least)
On paper, but in practice, I don't think it is within their logistical capacity to call up that many >How is any of that lower than 0.9m? Or did you meand the Iraqi ground forces alone were 0.9m?
The total size of the Iraqi Armed Forces in 1990 was estimated to be about 0.9-1m, and since they were largely a ground army with no navy or strategic rocket force, it is likely they had more troops in field divisions than the Russian Army did in February 2022
>Shifting the goalposts from military defeat to nation building
The US could kill every single Russian in two months if it so desired. Less with nukes.
80% of the population is in the West. China would happily grab the East (they're doing that anyway right now). Bumfrick tribes in Siberia and so on couldn't give a toss about Russia, really. Tuva needs independence but China would grab them. Likely to surround Mongolia for their planned annexation.
They are trying to win the war the same way they d everything else in Russian society, half ass it and hope you look busy or useful while doing the absolute bare minimum
>can only imagine family members hitting with a baseball bat even if it makes sense only for Bart >Marge missed >Maggie with "the rest" which is pets and tv
The density of high-quality jokes in a few moments is astonishing.
Russia can't even beat another ex-Soviet state with a small handful of low-tier NATO gifts. If they actually had to take on NATO itself, they'd crumble like Iraq during the first Gulf War.
>arrives
>fires into the sky
>leaves
based, why risk being hit by javelins to assist some wagnercucks in poo tin's "war"
Think a volunteer posted about his experience in the trenches a couple days back and pointed out exactly this. That during his rotation to the front a BMP-3 would sometimes just appear, fire some random shots in the direction of Ukrainian lines, refuse to elaborate and leave.
This reminds me of something my father told me. When he was drafted he had to practise shooting. But he disliked the loudness and the pain in his shoulder. So he shot one bullet than called jamed gun.
Sounds like this. Do the basic thing to not get into trouble!
They never could. We should have rolled them back to Belarus after the Nazis were defeated.
>We should have rolled them back to Belarus after the Nazis were defeated.
To Moscow, and then nuked them repeatedly
We should have let Germany win but supply the soviets enough to make it pyrrhic sobwe could move in on Germany afterwards.
what?
Honestly the nooks are the only issue here
It was not an issue in the second half of the 1940s (continuation of WW2)
Why die for Monke if you can just waste ammunition and go home for a day
The mythology that HATO shills have created is truly impressive. Let us test their theories. I think Putin should plan for a vacation in Warsaw this summer.
Surely as things are, and always are, the people doing the hand shaking are shaking them either openly or behind our back.
As such whether we se it or not, it is as it always is, and always will be, and those that know will know it as such.
Therefore it will be, or not, as is already known.
go to bed Ghirkin, you are drunk
is this the only 4chin image on your computer redditard?
Why stop at Warsaw? Go further west.
I think Hague is lovely in srping
Hague is a swamp. Far too many mosquitoes.
I think he'll feel at home among the other bloodsuckers.
The fact we didn't go through with Operation Unthinkable is the single biggest tragedy of the 20th century.
Sure thing. Connecting flight via Hague.
Frick man I want it
How long is it gonna take until I can buy "modern art" furniture from Ukies?
is that lampshade made from russian soldiers?
Their skin yes. There is a rumour that some of the most hardcore cossak warriors had the habbit of skinning and tanning the skin of defeated enemies to make shit like that.
Nice to see old traditions carry on.
It's a major award!
He will surely enjoy Polish hospitality, rest assured.
>Low quality post
>Avatargayging
>Trolling
Lmao, you silly sausage you
Get v& stupid israelite
>Can't take bakhmut
>Fantasizes about taking Warsaw
Why are vatBlack folk like this?
How would Putin get to Warsaw if he's fleeing west from the fall of the RF after a 2 month NATO invasion? The man will get Gaddafid if he's lucky.
Bro just go straight to Washington bro like Russia strong right like dont think bro just do it bro
yeah, go to Warsaw. every building and manhole will be speaking Hebrew and Polish.
I don’t think that he would enjoy being there, though.
go west til you reach japan
Fricking try it then, what's stopping you?
2 potatoes have been added to your account
>broken ESL
>twitter meme
>same vibe as those pseudo polandball comics
I think we have a legit paid shill
he's been shitposting since the start but since it was so easy to save the file and just rename it the guys original filename, you can just pretend to be him.
he found a gimmick and gets (you)s
Nah. Forget about Warsav. Putin should plan for a long vacation in Hague this summer.
Its amazing i think vatniks as we know are travellers from another dimension
No, Russia is outmatched in every single field: technology, manpower, economy, diplomacy... Russia is NOT the Soviet Union but its rotting corpse.
the ussr was just as shit as russia. It just had more meat and metal to waste around. You think the fundamental disfunction like no ncos, prison mentality and rabid marauderism suddenly popped out of nowhere in 30 years?
In a defensive war Russia beats every Globohomosexual member in a 1v1, but 30+ of them are just too much too handle.
USA soloes low diff
Russia has almost 5 times the amount of people that Saddam's Iraq had and their territory is 39 times larger. There is no way for the US to conquer Russia. Not to mention Russia has space tech unlike Iraq. The US can't take over Russia.
Russia is going to be partitioned, not conquered.
Russia has had these territories for centuries, they are not gonna suddenly split up because Zog pulled out Mcdonalds.
Sounds like it's about time for their illegal occupation to end.
>roman empire had these territories for centuries
>mongolian empire had these territories for centuries
etc etc
The difference is, the separtist forces in Russian territories practically don't exist.
Well, then you just make them. Russia showed how easy it is to make a fake separatist regions in a country with Ukraine.
Because chinks will not make some random separatist appear same way russians did in ukraine
lol and who the frick told you that, my moron Black person?
Separatist sentiment=/=Separatist forces
The diffenerce is only one crate of AKs and Semtex.
No, the sentiment also has to be nurtured and organized for years. Otherwise it just becomes an easily neutralized chimpout.
You say that, but I held a referendum in Buryatia just last night and 98% of respondents said the region should become a part of Australia
>practically don't exist.
yet. When glowBlack folk are done with russia the 90s will look like paradise to you.
I agree with you, but the mongolian empire DIDN'T hold its territory for centuries. It split up immediately after Genghis died, and 3/4 of the remaining hordes were in semi-perpetual dynastic conflicts until they either completely fell apart or invaded India.
>Create largest continuous land empire in history within a human lifespan
>Kill so many people you alter the global climate.
>Refuse to elaborate
>Leave
Because most of it was uninhabited wasteland.
>Russia has had these territories for centuries
Soviets has to reconquer these territories after Russian Empire collapsed in 1917.
>Russia has had these territories for centuries
Russia was created by the Mongols
There is no Russia. There is a wide assortment of somewhat related Slavic peoples, such as those from the Republic of Novgorod, Perm, Ruthenians, or even various Hetmanates.
And then there is the eternal Muscovite. The eternal imperialistic tumor at the heart of Slavdom.
If I had a single bullet and in front of me stood an enemy and a traitor, I would shoot a Muscovite.
Don't worry...the Muscovite is also an enemy and a traitor.
>Russia has had these territories for centuries, they are not gonna suddenly split up because Zog pulled out Mcdonalds.
e.g. Norn Irn
There was a going joke (and an alt history book) in Russia, that if getting annexed by Japan was an option that government gave to the people, it would get an overwhelming popular support.
Don't know about china and islamic republics though, it's a tough sell.
Such partitions don't make sense, it would only cause new wars to unify the territories. You have to annex these lands to western countries, same way denmark owns greenland
>it would only cause new wars to unify the territories
Yes, it woudl cause the vatniks to start killing each other incessantly, ensuring that they remain too weak to ever be a real threat to anyone else. That's not a bug, that's a feature.
frick no, if some BS happens the west absolutely needs to secure the Russian east ASAP
Establish some Far-Eastern republic or something
No, just annex it to USA
Annex near Alaska and build Bering Sea Bridge. High IQ move.
Finalnd(sic), Karjala, Ingria and Est. should unite.
Yay, somebody posted my map.
Re-edit it and make the Autonomous israeli Oblast a concession to Israel for memes.
Might do it later if the thread's still up.
You misspelled Finland.
Didnt think people would really be playing russia lost simulator
Quiet quitting really is a curse, tsk tsk
>Baghdad's 900,000-member army was exceeded in size only by those of China, the Soviet Union and Vietnam. It had 6,000 tanks, 4,000 armored personnel carriers and 3,200 artillery pieces, most of it of Soviet bloc origin.
>Eight of the 63 army divisions were the Republican Guard, Saddam's best trained and most loyal troops. Then, as now, they had the best tanks, the Soviet T-72s with 125mm guns, while other units relied on Soviet armor dating from the 1960s. The artillery also was mostly Soviet, but included the G-5, a beefed-up South African howitzer with a 23-mile range.
>Iraq's then-powerful air force of about 800 aircraft included Soviet helicopters and 500 or more French and Soviet-built fighters and bombers, fitted to carry bombs and missiles including French-made Exocet anti-ship missiles
Saddam actually had a bigger army than Russia did in February 2022, and certainly had a bigger army than Russia has now. And although Russia has a certain number of technologically advanced equipment not available to Iraq then (eg Kalibr, Krasukha, S-400, Su-35, T-90M), the bulk of Russia's forces is qualitatively equal to the Republican Guard, and NATO has had 30 years of technological advancement since then.
The air war in Desert Storm for example operated on 24-hour strike cycles; today that is cut down to hours if not minutes.
>a bigger army than Russia has now
Russia started the war with a little over 1m in its armed forces.
With the reservists they called up, they should have been 2m (on paper, at least). With the expanded reservist age and the mobilisation, they should be pushing 2.6+ (on paper, at least).
How is any of that lower than 0.9m? Or did you meand the Iraqi ground forces alone were 0.9m?
>on paper, at least
On paper they look strong. In reality they're not. Can anyone even guess how many real soldiers they have who can actually fight and not just stand in a trench and pray they don't keel over because they're 50+ alcoholics with multiple hernias', bad joints, and liver failure? How many of those "soldiers" are phantoms who exist only on paper so their commander can embezzle their pay and sell their equipment on the black market? If WW3 started tomorrow millions of Russians wouldn't rush to the front, they would rush the border with Georgia and Kazakhstan. They know the bosses are lying and the only ones who don't are idiot politicians in the west who never caught onto the fact that Russia is a paper tiger and always has been.
>Russia started the war with a little over 1m in its armed forces
1.2m counting Rosgvardia, but that includes a large Navy, Strategic Rocket Forces, depot and line of communications troops
>With the reservists they called up, they should have been 2m (on paper, at least). With the expanded reservist age and the mobilisation, they should be pushing 2.6+ (on paper, at least)
On paper, but in practice, I don't think it is within their logistical capacity to call up that many
>How is any of that lower than 0.9m? Or did you meand the Iraqi ground forces alone were 0.9m?
The total size of the Iraqi Armed Forces in 1990 was estimated to be about 0.9-1m, and since they were largely a ground army with no navy or strategic rocket force, it is likely they had more troops in field divisions than the Russian Army did in February 2022
>Shifting the goalposts from military defeat to nation building
The US could kill every single Russian in two months if it so desired. Less with nukes.
You only need to occupy a small part of Russia. The vast majority of the country is uninhabited wasteland.
80% of the population is in the West. China would happily grab the East (they're doing that anyway right now). Bumfrick tribes in Siberia and so on couldn't give a toss about Russia, really. Tuva needs independence but China would grab them. Likely to surround Mongolia for their planned annexation.
>5 times the amount of people that Saddam's Iraq had and their territory is 39 times larger.
USA has literally double the population and a better military but ok.
They are trying to win the war the same way they d everything else in Russian society, half ass it and hope you look busy or useful while doing the absolute bare minimum
wtf is OTAN?
just happens by happenstance that NATO in french is backwards of NATO -> OTAN
>That was no accident; it was by design!
Happenstance?
Hardly, the French are just naturally backwards by nature.
Why would their language be any different?
Same in spain. I belive it has to do with the romance languages, not the countries
beer
Organisation du Traité d'Atlantique Nord mon pédé
Its also OTAN in Portuguese.
What's OTAN? Hideo Kojima's shadow NATO that's secretly run by the clone of Joe Biden whose a quadruple agent?
Its evil french NATO
So it is written by Hideo Kojima then.
>can only imagine family members hitting with a baseball bat even if it makes sense only for Bart
>Marge missed
>Maggie with "the rest" which is pets and tv
The density of high-quality jokes in a few moments is astonishing.
left can't meme
VatBlack folk really are masters of self-owns, aren't they?
(and no, I'm not telling you what exactly you fricked up, do your homework.)
Anybody that uses Twitter for news loves wiener on their ass
We literally have more gen 5 fighters than they have functional fighters period. NATO and russia don't play in the same league
Russia can't even beat another ex-Soviet state with a small handful of low-tier NATO gifts. If they actually had to take on NATO itself, they'd crumble like Iraq during the first Gulf War.
Nononono no Russian prisoners
If they attack NATO this must be the last time in human history
>Do you think Russia could handle an open war
Russia can not even handle bootlaces
>Voila, blyat
>Fuuuuuuuck
Holy kek they can't destroy HIMARS but they can destroy my sides
No, globohomosexual is just too big and powerful.
Russia and the rest of free world combined tho, that would be something else.
/misc/ really isn’t sending their best tonight
No, it'd be worse than desert storm because all nato would use 100% of their forces.