I'm trying to get my first good CC fixed blade, but I saw some of these picks being carried online. It seems like a decent idea, especially for a guy with an office job like me. My only qualm is that the price range is anywhere from $12 (cheap toothpick that would probably break if you poked a fat girl too hard with it) to several hundred dollars (paying as much as some people's rent for what amounts to a handcrafted kebab skewer).
I was thinking of just getting a ~6" eyehook and grinding the grooves off it, and then sharpening it with a grinder of some kind. What does PrepHole think? Do I make the ghetto shiv? Do I buy the meme pick? or should I just stick with military LARPer knife?