It was still fun based on the chemistry, and Top Gear never got nearly as cheesy as TGT (from which only the Mongolia special and couple moments of season 3 were good).
The Mongolia special was absolute kino though. I remember watching it with my Dad and a cold beer on a warm summer day as I'd just finished a long day of revision. Good feels
How funny when this cowardly English dogs running around and screaming like a gutted pig when they got chased by righteous Argentinians for disgustingly insulting the honor of Argentinian heroes who sacrificed their lives for liberation of Islas Malvina which is a rightfully and legitimately Argentinian holy soil. Should've lynched them if there's a chance.
uninhabited for 200 years, then claimed by bongs, argies have disputes with all their neighbours, and can't take bants. 10/10 took the bait. The fact that a shitty car tv show could russel argie jimmies so much is pretty funny tho.
Top Gear Patagonia special.
The team drove south through Argentina and chile to go the most southern town on Earth.
Problem was, Clarkson had the number plate H982 FKL, which can be seen as referencing the 1982 Falklands war. And the area he was driving to was particularly angry about the whole failure of Galtieri. Wether or not this was intentional is unclear. TG insists its not but it quite possibly could be
Mad Browns attacked the cars with rocks, eggs etc. and the whole TG crew was forced to flee Terra del Fuego, including ditching the cars they were driving for the show. Footage can be found of the attacks on YouTube or you could watch the special on Iplayer.
TLDR: Argies chimped out about funny number plate and the Falklands are, always have been and always will be British
Why are they so butthurt about islands in the middle of nowhere anyways?
I looked it up to see if its maybe ancestral clay but no, they just held it for like a year almost two centuries ago and that's it
Enjoy some Argie propaganda with a liberal translation of Spanish. Picrel
>Wether or not this was intentional is unclear
previous owner of the car posted photos of the number plate being on that car decades before the episode.
Couldn't recall that, this was quite a few years ago now
Basically Argentina got absolutely fricked economically by the invention of the refrigerator (a huge chunk of their economy was cattle grazing for corned beef)
Galtieri comes along and makes some bread and circuses promise to liberate the Falklands which was so propagandised that the Argies still haven't forgotten it 40 years later
Britain had to traipse across the planet in some cruise ships because we'd shrunk our navy so much, fight the Argies in their own back yard, and still won
Not only had the Argies suffered a humiliating defeat which toppled Galtieri's government, they lost at the hands of the single most annoying country that never lets its lessers forget who is the top dog
Loads of Argies come to Britain every year and they can never handle the bants. Bullying Argentina is a core part of our culture
>Wether or not this was intentional is unclear
previous owner of the car posted photos of the number plate being on that car decades before the episode.
>be spain >create international empire and import unimaginable quantities of gold and silver >invent hyperinflation >collapse and abandon colonies including some shitty islands you called Las Malvinas but they were so shit nobody wanted to live there >fast forwards 100 years >be italian immigrants >move to argentina >look at las malvinas >damn what a shithole, I'm staying here >fast forwards another 100 years >that character who always steals the show walks on stage (Britain) >settle las malvinas because literally nobody lives there other than penguins >makes a good supply stop for trade routes though >argies get jealous because their italian grandparent's spanish grandparent's once briefly considered buying a timeshare in the falklands >actually salty because their agent isn't as good as Britain's so they don't get the good gigs >build a massive fricking navy but never do anything with it >also invest the entire Argy economy into salted and canned foods >refrigerator gets invented. Oops! All State Bankruptcy! >fast forwards another hundred fricking years >Britain is bankrupt (sugardaddying the world during two global conflicts will do that to you) >navy is the smallest it's been for centuries >some Italian takes over Argentina and invades the falklands >"It's not a war ese, it's a task force hue hue hue" >they've been irrelevant for so long that Britain actually forgot there's another country down there >Britain doesn't have any aircraft carriers or troop carriers so we hire some cruise ships and strap guns to them >some shitty Argy raft gets in our hero's face >fricking French have sold the Argies exocet missiles >not surprised tbh. You can always trust the frogs to be untrustworthy >sink the Argies in an act of pre-emptive self-defence >argies b***h we didn't rescue sailors >we don't have to, it's a task force not a war
Then Clarkson has a car with an obscure Argy meme and they got pissed cos we're still better at evilmaxxing than them
Oh and we also killed a bunch of Americans the CIA sent to help the argies and bombed Brazil cos some vulcans got lost, and blew up our own guys at goose green.
In our defence we don't do well in South America cos it's too far for a stag do and the drug laws are too strict to get fricked up and lower Britain's tourist reputation, so we don't have good intel on that continent
>TONIGHT!!! >I cut a man's testicles off on Telegram, >James calls artillery on a church full of children, >And Richard drops a VOG-17 on a dying man in a trench.
>Also, the Stig takes Russia's newest tank, the T-90MS around the Nürburgring.
>Some say he's had an erection since 2014. >Some say he's the one who shot down the ghost of kyiv by mistake with an over-under, >And some say that He's a neo-nazi, but he's told our director the other day that he was a gay, israeli man! >All we know is that he's not the Stig, but the Stig's Ukrainian cousin!
>lmao argies 1982 falklands forever >buhbuh all we wanted to do was come here and play football
come on clarkson its not funny if you limp out at the crucial moment. should've just shouted "YOU STUPID ARGIES LOST 40 YEARS AGO LET GO ALREADY" from the balcony
the top gear ukraine 2023 challenge - take a caputer russian tank and add a stylish decorative addirtion to protect against top attack anti tank missiles:
clarkson - looks like the tower of london
may - looks like blackpool pier
hammond- looks like a Saturn V rocket
>tonoight on top gear >I singlehandedly destroy the largest weapons depot in eastern europe with a few taps on a tablet >may learns what various concussive blasts can do to illiterate prison conscripts >and hammond almost starts Yugoslav War 2 by accidentally flying the serbian flag in Bosnia and kosovo
>Tonight on top Hesh >James accidentally rams a T72B3 into a Dacia Sandero. >Hammond finds out why the interior of a T64BV is munchkin land. >And I drift a T80BVM over some trenches.
>Today on Full Auto Sear >Hammond rapes a deer >I go innawoods > And James gets killed in the Waco siege >Queue theme music >Hammond is holding a derringer
Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle? Oh wait, you are just small hahaha! >Clarkson dials up the sights on his AK to shoot harder
James calls him an orangutan for being as stupid as an African Black person. >comedian Bill Bailey arrives as this week's "star fires a reasonably priced AR" >Blooper shows Bill Bailey shooting ten children before the real range footage is shown >Bill Bailey leans forward on seat to hear his score
the stig has died due to an accident involving his personal killdozer >New stig arrives in a noose hanging from the barrel of an Abrams >He is let loose on the range with bubba's brand new SKS >Clarkson insults Hammond one more time to assert superiority
And on that destructive device that cost us a $200 tax stamp GOODNIGHT
>Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle?
solid
>today we review the three best ghetto blasters >I have here a Glock Nineteen, the most popular firearm in the United States of America, winner of the Teen's Choice Awards five years running >Hammond has a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, probably aiming for the Dirty Harry look, but all it really does is make him look like a Nerf commercial >and James... what's that you've got there, James? >It's called a Duck's Foot Pistol
Is that the helicopter that crashed into a preschool?
CLARKOVICH!!!!!
Did top gear ever so an episode on ukraine? I remember a few on russia
Yeah they drove from Crimea up to Poland through the Chernobyl zone.
It was incredibly depressing finding out this show was majority script years ago
I'm autistic too
It was still fun based on the chemistry, and Top Gear never got nearly as cheesy as TGT (from which only the Mongolia special and couple moments of season 3 were good).
The Mongolia special was absolute kino though. I remember watching it with my Dad and a cold beer on a warm summer day as I'd just finished a long day of revision. Good feels
an hour of ukraine is flat and boring
They did a challenge to run out of fuel before ending up too deep inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Amusing, given that's exactly what Ivan did.
yeah, clarkson ran out of fuel in the exclusion zone and came back with three balls
That was one episode I actually watched because I found the premise funny.
.t hater of cars
Shut the frick up
What? It was a funny episode with a ridiculous premise.
Then the russian army failed more spectacularly than the bongs who were actually trying to fail.
How funny when this cowardly English dogs running around and screaming like a gutted pig when they got chased by righteous Argentinians for disgustingly insulting the honor of Argentinian heroes who sacrificed their lives for liberation of Islas Malvina which is a rightfully and legitimately Argentinian holy soil. Should've lynched them if there's a chance.
spoken like a true falkland-less niglet
uninhabited for 200 years, then claimed by bongs, argies have disputes with all their neighbours, and can't take bants. 10/10 took the bait. The fact that a shitty car tv show could russel argie jimmies so much is pretty funny tho.
no b***hes?
no islands?
trolling the argies so hard they are still seething all those years later
that was some proper tellie
I will never forget the Argies for destorying the only reliable Lotus in existence
Story?
Top Gear Patagonia special.
The team drove south through Argentina and chile to go the most southern town on Earth.
Problem was, Clarkson had the number plate H982 FKL, which can be seen as referencing the 1982 Falklands war. And the area he was driving to was particularly angry about the whole failure of Galtieri. Wether or not this was intentional is unclear. TG insists its not but it quite possibly could be
Mad Browns attacked the cars with rocks, eggs etc. and the whole TG crew was forced to flee Terra del Fuego, including ditching the cars they were driving for the show. Footage can be found of the attacks on YouTube or you could watch the special on Iplayer.
TLDR: Argies chimped out about funny number plate and the Falklands are, always have been and always will be British
Why are they so butthurt about islands in the middle of nowhere anyways?
I looked it up to see if its maybe ancestral clay but no, they just held it for like a year almost two centuries ago and that's it
used to be national pride then national humiliation and now natural resources + national humiliation
What resources? Moss?
Oil under the sea.
agrie tear salt mines
Enjoy some Argie propaganda with a liberal translation of Spanish. Picrel
Couldn't recall that, this was quite a few years ago now
man thats 100percent cope and 100 seeth and 0 percent true
Basically Argentina got absolutely fricked economically by the invention of the refrigerator (a huge chunk of their economy was cattle grazing for corned beef)
Galtieri comes along and makes some bread and circuses promise to liberate the Falklands which was so propagandised that the Argies still haven't forgotten it 40 years later
Britain had to traipse across the planet in some cruise ships because we'd shrunk our navy so much, fight the Argies in their own back yard, and still won
Not only had the Argies suffered a humiliating defeat which toppled Galtieri's government, they lost at the hands of the single most annoying country that never lets its lessers forget who is the top dog
Loads of Argies come to Britain every year and they can never handle the bants. Bullying Argentina is a core part of our culture
>we have the falklands
>we have the world cup
But do either of you have TIGERS?
>Wether or not this was intentional is unclear
previous owner of the car posted photos of the number plate being on that car decades before the episode.
>be spain
>create international empire and import unimaginable quantities of gold and silver
>invent hyperinflation
>collapse and abandon colonies including some shitty islands you called Las Malvinas but they were so shit nobody wanted to live there
>fast forwards 100 years
>be italian immigrants
>move to argentina
>look at las malvinas
>damn what a shithole, I'm staying here
>fast forwards another 100 years
>that character who always steals the show walks on stage (Britain)
>settle las malvinas because literally nobody lives there other than penguins
>makes a good supply stop for trade routes though
>argies get jealous because their italian grandparent's spanish grandparent's once briefly considered buying a timeshare in the falklands
>actually salty because their agent isn't as good as Britain's so they don't get the good gigs
>build a massive fricking navy but never do anything with it
>also invest the entire Argy economy into salted and canned foods
>refrigerator gets invented. Oops! All State Bankruptcy!
>fast forwards another hundred fricking years
>Britain is bankrupt (sugardaddying the world during two global conflicts will do that to you)
>navy is the smallest it's been for centuries
>some Italian takes over Argentina and invades the falklands
>"It's not a war ese, it's a task force hue hue hue"
>they've been irrelevant for so long that Britain actually forgot there's another country down there
>Britain doesn't have any aircraft carriers or troop carriers so we hire some cruise ships and strap guns to them
>some shitty Argy raft gets in our hero's face
>fricking French have sold the Argies exocet missiles
>not surprised tbh. You can always trust the frogs to be untrustworthy
>sink the Argies in an act of pre-emptive self-defence
>argies b***h we didn't rescue sailors
>we don't have to, it's a task force not a war
Then Clarkson has a car with an obscure Argy meme and they got pissed cos we're still better at evilmaxxing than them
Oh and we also killed a bunch of Americans the CIA sent to help the argies and bombed Brazil cos some vulcans got lost, and blew up our own guys at goose green.
In our defence we don't do well in South America cos it's too far for a stag do and the drug laws are too strict to get fricked up and lower Britain's tourist reputation, so we don't have good intel on that continent
Saved
Cope
I'm not even British and if I had the means I would raise the belgrano from the seafloor so the Brits could torpedo her again.
200% inflation
Islands will never be yours
You are a slave to the IMF.
You Argentine loser can rot in hell. Falklanders are British and His Majesty Royal subject. Now, then and forever.
Post Malvinas
Post unofficial exchange rate
>tonight
>james geeks out over starstreak
>richard roll over and catch fire in bukhanka
>and I steal t-90m with my lambo tractor
>TONIGHT!!!
>I cut a man's testicles off on Telegram,
>James calls artillery on a church full of children,
>And Richard drops a VOG-17 on a dying man in a trench.
>Also, the Stig takes Russia's newest tank, the T-90MS around the Nürburgring.
nah man
>Also, the Stig's Ukranian cousin drifts a humvee trough the russian rear lines
>Some say he's had an erection since 2014.
>Some say he's the one who shot down the ghost of kyiv by mistake with an over-under,
>And some say that He's a neo-nazi, but he's told our director the other day that he was a gay, israeli man!
>All we know is that he's not the Stig, but the Stig's Ukrainian cousin!
What kind of laptime can we expect from a T90?
DNF
Engine broke down 10 mins into the lap
Failed to finish
>lmao argies 1982 falklands forever
>buhbuh all we wanted to do was come here and play football
come on clarkson its not funny if you limp out at the crucial moment. should've just shouted "YOU STUPID ARGIES LOST 40 YEARS AGO LET GO ALREADY" from the balcony
I'd rather watch Roadkill.
>may, you’re a blithering idiot, and your stupid HIMARS is ruining my day.
Okay now we get to see a cut scene of him mimicking platoon with his hands in the air yelling Haaammmmondddd
Imagine everything listed here said exactly like that by James May.
the top gear ukraine 2023 challenge - take a caputer russian tank and add a stylish decorative addirtion to protect against top attack anti tank missiles:
clarkson - looks like the tower of london
may - looks like blackpool pier
hammond- looks like a Saturn V rocket
>tonoight on top gear
>I singlehandedly destroy the largest weapons depot in eastern europe with a few taps on a tablet
>may learns what various concussive blasts can do to illiterate prison conscripts
>and hammond almost starts Yugoslav War 2 by accidentally flying the serbian flag in Bosnia and kosovo
Best Motoring >>> Top Gear
pretty harsh
no vatniks here
>Tonight on top Hesh
>James accidentally rams a T72B3 into a Dacia Sandero.
>Hammond finds out why the interior of a T64BV is munchkin land.
>And I drift a T80BVM over some trenches.
>CLARKSOOOOON
>oi hammond, look at this gun I just got for 80 quid
>jeremy you idiot, that's a parts kit!
>Today on Full Auto Sear
>Hammond rapes a deer
>I go innawoods
> And James gets killed in the Waco siege
>Queue theme music
>Hammond is holding a derringer
Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle? Oh wait, you are just small hahaha!
>Clarkson dials up the sights on his AK to shoot harder
James calls him an orangutan for being as stupid as an African Black person.
>comedian Bill Bailey arrives as this week's "star fires a reasonably priced AR"
>Blooper shows Bill Bailey shooting ten children before the real range footage is shown
>Bill Bailey leans forward on seat to hear his score
the stig has died due to an accident involving his personal killdozer
>New stig arrives in a noose hanging from the barrel of an Abrams
>He is let loose on the range with bubba's brand new SKS
>Clarkson insults Hammond one more time to assert superiority
And on that destructive device that cost us a $200 tax stamp GOODNIGHT
>Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle?
solid
>today we review the three best ghetto blasters
>I have here a Glock Nineteen, the most popular firearm in the United States of America, winner of the Teen's Choice Awards five years running
>Hammond has a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, probably aiming for the Dirty Harry look, but all it really does is make him look like a Nerf commercial
>and James... what's that you've got there, James?
>It's called a Duck's Foot Pistol