>CLARKSOOOOON

>CLARKSOOOOON

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the helicopter that crashed into a preschool?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLARKOVICH!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did top gear ever so an episode on ukraine? I remember a few on russia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they drove from Crimea up to Poland through the Chernobyl zone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was incredibly depressing finding out this show was majority script years ago

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm autistic too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was still fun based on the chemistry, and Top Gear never got nearly as cheesy as TGT (from which only the Mongolia special and couple moments of season 3 were good).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Mongolia special was absolute kino though. I remember watching it with my Dad and a cold beer on a warm summer day as I'd just finished a long day of revision. Good feels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an hour of ukraine is flat and boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did a challenge to run out of fuel before ending up too deep inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Amusing, given that's exactly what Ivan did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, clarkson ran out of fuel in the exclusion zone and came back with three balls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they drove from Crimea up to Poland through the Chernobyl zone.

        They did a challenge to run out of fuel before ending up too deep inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Amusing, given that's exactly what Ivan did.

        That was one episode I actually watched because I found the premise funny.

        .t hater of cars

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? It was a funny episode with a ridiculous premise.

          Then the russian army failed more spectacularly than the bongs who were actually trying to fail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How funny when this cowardly English dogs running around and screaming like a gutted pig when they got chased by righteous Argentinians for disgustingly insulting the honor of Argentinian heroes who sacrificed their lives for liberation of Islas Malvina which is a rightfully and legitimately Argentinian holy soil. Should've lynched them if there's a chance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoken like a true falkland-less niglet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uninhabited for 200 years, then claimed by bongs, argies have disputes with all their neighbours, and can't take bants. 10/10 took the bait. The fact that a shitty car tv show could russel argie jimmies so much is pretty funny tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no bitches?
      no islands?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trolling the argies so hard they are still seething all those years later
      that was some proper tellie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never forget the Argies for destorying the only reliable Lotus in existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never forget the Argies for destorying the only reliable Lotus in existence

      Story?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Top Gear Patagonia special.
        The team drove south through Argentina and chile to go the most southern town on Earth.
        Problem was, Clarkson had the number plate H982 FKL, which can be seen as referencing the 1982 Falklands war. And the area he was driving to was particularly angry about the whole failure of Galtieri. Wether or not this was intentional is unclear. TG insists its not but it quite possibly could be
        Mad Browns attacked the cars with rocks, eggs etc. and the whole TG crew was forced to flee Terra del Fuego, including ditching the cars they were driving for the show. Footage can be found of the attacks on YouTube or you could watch the special on Iplayer.

        TLDR: Argies chimped out about funny number plate and the Falklands are, always have been and always will be British

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are they so butthurt about islands in the middle of nowhere anyways?
          I looked it up to see if its maybe ancestral clay but no, they just held it for like a year almost two centuries ago and that's it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            used to be national pride then national humiliation and now natural resources + national humiliation

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What resources? Moss?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oil under the sea.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                agrie tear salt mines

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy some Argie propaganda with a liberal translation of Spanish. Picrel

            >Wether or not this was intentional is unclear
            previous owner of the car posted photos of the number plate being on that car decades before the episode.

            Couldn't recall that, this was quite a few years ago now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              man thats 100percent cope and 100 seeth and 0 percent true

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically Argentina got absolutely fucked economically by the invention of the refrigerator (a huge chunk of their economy was cattle grazing for corned beef)
            Galtieri comes along and makes some bread and circuses promise to liberate the Falklands which was so propagandised that the Argies still haven't forgotten it 40 years later
            Britain had to traipse across the planet in some cruise ships because we'd shrunk our navy so much, fight the Argies in their own back yard, and still won
            Not only had the Argies suffered a humiliating defeat which toppled Galtieri's government, they lost at the hands of the single most annoying country that never lets its lessers forget who is the top dog
            Loads of Argies come to Britain every year and they can never handle the bants. Bullying Argentina is a core part of our culture

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we have the falklands
              >we have the world cup
              But do either of you have TIGERS?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wether or not this was intentional is unclear
          previous owner of the car posted photos of the number plate being on that car decades before the episode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be spain
        >create international empire and import unimaginable quantities of gold and silver
        >invent hyperinflation
        >collapse and abandon colonies including some shitty islands you called Las Malvinas but they were so shit nobody wanted to live there
        >fast forwards 100 years
        >be italian immigrants
        >move to argentina
        >look at las malvinas
        >damn what a shithole, I'm staying here
        >fast forwards another 100 years
        >that character who always steals the show walks on stage (Britain)
        >settle las malvinas because literally nobody lives there other than penguins
        >makes a good supply stop for trade routes though
        >argies get jealous because their italian grandparent's spanish grandparent's once briefly considered buying a timeshare in the falklands
        >actually salty because their agent isn't as good as Britain's so they don't get the good gigs
        >build a massive fucking navy but never do anything with it
        >also invest the entire Argy economy into salted and canned foods
        >refrigerator gets invented. Oops! All State Bankruptcy!
        >fast forwards another hundred fucking years
        >Britain is bankrupt (sugardaddying the world during two global conflicts will do that to you)
        >navy is the smallest it's been for centuries
        >some Italian takes over Argentina and invades the falklands
        >"It's not a war ese, it's a task force hue hue hue"
        >they've been irrelevant for so long that Britain actually forgot there's another country down there
        >Britain doesn't have any aircraft carriers or troop carriers so we hire some cruise ships and strap guns to them
        >some shitty Argy raft gets in our hero's face
        >fucking French have sold the Argies exocet missiles
        >not surprised tbh. You can always trust the frogs to be untrustworthy
        >sink the Argies in an act of pre-emptive self-defence
        >argies bitch we didn't rescue sailors
        >we don't have to, it's a task force not a war
        Then Clarkson has a car with an obscure Argy meme and they got pissed cos we're still better at evilmaxxing than them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and we also killed a bunch of Americans the CIA sent to help the argies and bombed Brazil cos some vulcans got lost, and blew up our own guys at goose green.
          In our defence we don't do well in South America cos it's too far for a stag do and the drug laws are too strict to get fucked up and lower Britain's tourist reputation, so we don't have good intel on that continent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even British and if I had the means I would raise the belgrano from the seafloor so the Brits could torpedo her again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      200% inflation
      Islands will never be yours
      You are a slave to the IMF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You Argentine loser can rot in hell. Falklanders are British and His Majesty Royal subject. Now, then and forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post Malvinas
      Post unofficial exchange rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tonight
    >james geeks out over starstreak
    >richard roll over and catch fire in bukhanka
    >and I steal t-90m with my lambo tractor

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TONIGHT!!!
    >I cut a man's testicles off on Telegram,
    >James calls artillery on a church full of children,
    >And Richard drops a VOG-17 on a dying man in a trench.

    >Also, the Stig takes Russia's newest tank, the T-90MS around the Nürburgring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah man
      >Also, the Stig's Ukranian cousin drifts a humvee trough the russian rear lines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some say he's had an erection since 2014.
        >Some say he's the one who shot down the ghost of kyiv by mistake with an over-under,
        >And some say that He's a neo-nazi, but he's told our director the other day that he was a gay, gnomish man!
        >All we know is that he's not the Stig, but the Stig's Ukrainian cousin!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of laptime can we expect from a T90?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DNF
        Engine broke down 10 mins into the lap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Failed to finish

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lmao argies 1982 falklands forever
    >buhbuh all we wanted to do was come here and play football
    come on clarkson its not funny if you limp out at the crucial moment. should've just shouted "YOU STUPID ARGIES LOST 40 YEARS AGO LET GO ALREADY" from the balcony

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather watch Roadkill.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >may, you’re a blithering idiot, and your stupid HIMARS is ruining my day.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay now we get to see a cut scene of him mimicking platoon with his hands in the air yelling Haaammmmondddd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine everything listed here said exactly like that by James May.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the top gear ukraine 2023 challenge - take a caputer russian tank and add a stylish decorative addirtion to protect against top attack anti tank missiles:
    clarkson - looks like the tower of london
    may - looks like blackpool pier
    hammond- looks like a Saturn V rocket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tonoight on top gear
      >I singlehandedly destroy the largest weapons depot in eastern europe with a few taps on a tablet
      >may learns what various concussive blasts can do to illiterate prison conscripts
      >and hammond almost starts Yugoslav War 2 by accidentally flying the serbian flag in bosnia and kosovo

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Motoring >>> Top Gear

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty harsh
    no vatniks here

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tonight on top Hesh
    >James accidentally rams a T72B3 into a Dacia Sandero.
    >Hammond finds out why the interior of a T64BV is munchkin land.
    >And I drift a T80BVM over some trenches.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CLARKSOOOOON

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oi hammond, look at this gun I just got for 80 quid
    >jeremy you idiot, that's a parts kit!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Today on Full Auto Sear
    >Hammond rapes a deer
    >I go innawoods
    > And James gets killed in the Waco siege
    >Queue theme music
    >Hammond is holding a derringer
    Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle? Oh wait, you are just small hahaha!
    >Clarkson dials up the sights on his AK to shoot harder
    James calls him an orangutan for being as stupid as an African moron.
    >comedian Bill Bailey arrives as this week's "star fires a reasonably priced AR"
    >Blooper shows Bill Bailey shooting ten children before the real range footage is shown
    >Bill Bailey leans forward on seat to hear his score
    the stig has died due to an accident involving his personal killdozer
    >New stig arrives in a noose hanging from the barrel of an Abrams
    >He is let loose on the range with bubba's brand new SKS
    >Clarkson insults Hammond one more time to assert superiority
    And on that destructive device that cost us a $200 tax stamp GOODNIGHT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hammond, you tiny man, where did you get that rifle?
      solid

      >today we review the three best ghetto blasters
      >I have here a Glock Nineteen, the most popular firearm in the United States of America, winner of the Teen's Choice Awards five years running
      >Hammond has a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, probably aiming for the Dirty Harry look, but all it really does is make him look like a Nerf commercial
      >and James... what's that you've got there, James?
      >It's called a Duck's Foot Pistol

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