Chelyabinsk anon here. Not a zigger

Chelyabinsk anon here. Not a zigger

I did my army service in 2020 and am technically a 'reservist' (like all men who did their conscription) so I guess in a few months I will be dead for monke's ego. It was nice knowing you, PrepHole

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get a funny maymay tattooed so we know it's your corpse on the gopro footage ruskie bro.

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    When you’re at the front, make sure to turn your gun on the other Russians and take as many down as you can. Die knowing that the world will remember that not all Russians are evil

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Traitors go to the innermost circle of hell

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Georgia has nice weather this time of the year, and you can go there with no visa for a while, it would be a shame when you accidentally forget to go back to Russia to serve

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Flights out are like 350k now because of all rich kids from spb and moscow getting out with their parents money. Not an option sadly

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        What about other countries? Kazachstan, Kirgistan, vietnam, china? There are others.

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          Problem with fleeing russia is that while possible it puts a big hole in my family's already shitty savings and strands me on a 90 day timer in a country where there is even less prospects than here

          Bullet to head is too good of fate for monke after what he has done to my country, boil the crook in molten lead

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Problem with fleeing russia is that while possible it puts a big hole in my family's already shitty savings
            Losing a kid also puts a big hole in a family (at least those not hypnotized by a new lada) and if the leaked numbers are even somewhat close to correct there's a pretty high chance it could happen.
            Dying is one thing, you could also loose some limbs and I don't know if Russia support their wounded vets enough so even from a purely financial point for your family fucking off to Kazakhstan seems like the best option

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's only 3 hours drive to Kazakhstan.
        >inb4 no car
        Only 39 hours walking.
        Think about it, would you rather walk for 39 hours or fight in Ukraine for the rest of your life (probably also 39 hours).

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          https://i.imgur.com/UbaFDHP.jpg

          Can't you go to Kazakhstan? Or get work somewhere else and don't register, I doubt the MPs will come looking for every single missing soldier

          Yeah, this is best option to get out rn without harming my family. No contacts or relatives there but better than hiding from the police here or dying in a ditch in Ukraine

          Considering it

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Godspeed. This war is stupid, do what you need to do to survive

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Go for it man. It will be something you'll remember for the rest of your life either way, and there's a good chance it up and saves said life so you can recount it in a few decades.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous.

            I like this plan. Do it. Even if you have to hike there on foot, drinking from rivers and eating game after just wandering off from a camp, do it.
            I know a guy who went to war, and despite absolutely adoring violence and violent activities, he said war was shit. Not because of the violence, but because of the randomness in if that violence will kill you or not.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Yeah, this is best option to get out rn without harming my family. No contacts or relatives there but better than hiding from the police here or dying in a ditch in Ukraine

              Considering it

              If he gets caught by Kazakh border guards, will they just let him in or send him back? What's Kazakhstan's stance on Russian refugees anyway?

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous.

                That's why you keep off the roads. It's a large boarder, and it can't all be observed constantly.
                Get inside it, find a min-wage job for a place that doesn't give a shit, and ride out the time.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Yeah. This is what I am thinking. Get shitty job and apartment in northern Kazakhstan and ride it out ig

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Yeah, this is best option to get out rn without harming my family. No contacts or relatives there but better than hiding from the police here or dying in a ditch in Ukraine

                Considering it

                Go to Kazakhstan. It's cheap and even being homeless there is preferable to dying in Ukraine. It's probably just for a year or so too.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Russia is a large country. Why bother testing the borders which would have the highest security at the moment when you can just disappear into the woods for a few years.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Northern Kazakhstan is full with ethnic Russians. They're probably very happy that they're not affected by the mobilization, and will probably support people who refuse to fight.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                hey remember when putin tried to send thousands of kazakh civilians to die before rich russians? does anyone expect them to just take in those same people that pushed them to the front while they sat at home hoarding mcdoubles?

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely sounds like something Putin would want, but did he make any official statement about that? I've looked online and I've only found warnings by the Kazakh government to its citizens not to participate in war.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the mcdonalds guy thought he could ride this out, now he's hiding in that same fridge when the army comes knocking
                kek

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Godspeed, anon. Wish you the best of luck an your journey

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          If you have some small cash, you can spare, consider buying a cheapo bicycle (velocipede).

          If you are fit, this will get you to Kazakhstan within a day.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Go With Bike wtf

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Afaik Tbilisi is already like 50% Russian, Georgbros are fucking fuming rn

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm genuinely concerned at the potential for unrest with so many Russians pouring into the country. Where are they going to be housed, employed, etc.? Will the Georgians agree to have their taxes spent on them?

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          The Georgians have recently had a loud think about declaring war against Russia and taking back some provinces that were taken more than 10 years ago. My guess is that the Georgian government will have another loud think about conscripting Russians living there to conduct the attack.
          >and then, just like cockroaches and garden gnomes, the Russians will move on

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            God, that'd be so fucking horrible. Imagine running out of one slaughterhouse straight into another.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >that'd be so fucking horrible
              My sympathy for Ruskies has evaporated. Fuck them all and fuck them deep.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off, we're full.
      Don't come to Georgia if you value your life, I don't care whose "side" you've been on. Russians will die here.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Didube here. It's raining and it's grey.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Better a rain of water than shells and missiles.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Fair.

          https://i.imgur.com/fZ1EyEv.png

          Chelyabinsk anon here. Not a zigger

          I did my army service in 2020 and am technically a 'reservist' (like all men who did their conscription) so I guess in a few months I will be dead for monke's ego. It was nice knowing you, PrepHole

          Oh. And housing prices here are around 400-500 bucks for ok apartments in good places.
          You can go down to 60 bucks a month if you're ok with a shithole (1920s era). Or even lower in some hostels or just with a room, of course.

          Me and my gf rent a 40sqm place 100 meters away from Didube for 400 + gas + electricity+ water. Around 425 all things considered.

          [...]
          Go to Kazakhstan. It's cheap and even being homeless there is preferable to dying in Ukraine. It's probably just for a year or so too.

          Uzbekistan, Armenia, Kyrgyzstan and so on are options too. Tashkent is quite modern and certainly not a bad place to live. Bishkek is a village. Dushanbe is Dushanbe. Iran's an option too I guess. Cheap as fuck, easy to get into. Lived there for 6 months.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ayo representing Didube refugee crew my bro add me on tg let's grab a beer sometime

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not Russian and moved here long before the war.
              But yeah sure. What's your tg?

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                @Nocapfam

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Message me.
                @RainerWtatnichtsfalsch

                I'm going to the gym in 30 mins if you wanna join.

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    you can surrender you know

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm volunteering soon for the Ukraine. I'm killing any zigger I see, white flag or not

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. FSB glowmoron

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    You can still make it out alive. Surrender and seek asylum in the west. Or go inawoods as any good PrepHoleommando would.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >go inawoods
      >entering Shoigu's domain

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shoigu has never set foot in the woods to hunt for his precious rare burl wood. So OP will be safe.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      you can surrender you know

      Just surrender to the Ukies. You wont stand a chance against NATO weapons and armor

      Easier said than done when you have Chechen subhumans pointing rifles at you

      Shoigu has never set foot in the woods to hunt for his precious rare burl wood. So OP will be safe.

      He was away for a while during the start of the war. Maybe it was because he went to red forest to get the wood there and got radiation sickness

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >implying those morons can aim

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          Lots of those guys are hardcore Kadyrov associates dating back to 90s, even if new guys in that unit are known for being tiktok clowns

          Kadyrovites are dogs who will take more pleasure in killing me if I try to surrender than killing Ukrainians

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            And the Ukrainians you might eventually shoot at are going to be even tougher. They've got good guns, gear and training on top of their experience in the 2014 incursion. Plus they might just HIMARS you in your barracks instead. Given all that, maybe you really should just get away, or surrender at the first opportunity. Here's links to the official Ukraine surrender hotline and telegram channel:

            https://sprotyv.mod.gov.ua/en/2022/09/19/a-24-hour-hotline-has-been-launched-for-russian-soldiers-who-want-to-surrender/

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              That smells like SUCH a good honeypot for the Russian government ...

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Yes. FSB have lots of glowmorons inside Ukrainian government and would be monitoring who contacts that hotline

                Same with all the 'partisan' groups like the one who supposedly killed dugins daughter

                all are glowy honeypots

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Seems unlikely for official Ukrainian government websites and news media to promote a Russian honeypot.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Quit poisoning the well.
                So what if it is. What worse can Russia do to them they are already not?
                They're going to the front lines or jail any way they slice it.
                Ukraine has a hell of a priority to ensure Russians dont "honeypot" this and wants to keep lines open. They have the full support of the US, Nato & most the UN to prevent such an attack.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'll gonna be honest with you rusanon but that's some severe slave mentality here.
            Ukies already killed much more russkies than kadirovets tiktokers ever could but you still fear them less. Be real, ukes hate your ass, they hate spineless russian gays that kept putin at power no less than braindead vatniks that installed him. Only reason why they could keep you alive is to exchange you, but you're just a regular conscriptovich, meaning you are worthless to russia and even more so to ukies, you gonna survive this only by sheer luck.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Another Russian surrendering means another mouth to feed. Allied forces killed plenty of surrending Germans in ww2 because they couldn't afford to take them in as POW. I won't be surprised if Russia conscripts are getting executed in Ukraine cause they don't want more trouble to deal with.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Vatnik demoralization shill. Ukraine is getting shipped fucking everything they need from the West, and a great way to endanger that public support is to commit warcrimes, even if we completely ignore the simple fact that surrendering Russians mean less Ukrainian lives lost which means they have everything to gain from making it as simple and safe as possible.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I am sure majority of surrendering Russians are captured. But I won't be surprised if the smaller units that can't afford to capture POWs just shoot them and pretend they didn't see them surrending. This is war. The need for vengeance is high. I am sure Ukraine is committing some war crimes themselves.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                What smaller units do you think Ukraine is operating that can't phone home and say 'we've got some prisoners, can you swing by to pick them up?' Do you think the Ukrainian spec ops are operating behind enemy lines yet are so easy to find that they have random soldiers coming up to them to surrender? There are already trucks coming to the front to unload supplies to the troops, it's fucking trivial to load them up with vatniks in handcuffs for the return trip.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                What smaller units do you think Ukraine is operating that can't phone home and say 'we've got some prisoners, can you swing by to pick them up?' Do you think the Ukrainian spec ops are operating behind enemy lines yet are so easy to find that they have random soldiers coming up to them to surrender? There are already trucks coming to the front to unload supplies to the troops, it's fucking trivial to load them up with vatniks in handcuffs for the return trip.

                They might shoot the ones that are captured unwillingly but if some russian kid runs up to you waving his undies on a stick there's no way you're gonna shoot him. Nobody's that heartless. If nothing else they'll just send him to the rear to help load crates on trucks and shit.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >"Hey, Ihor, that kid would've raped your sister if we hadn't routed Kharkiv ..."
                >*BAMM BAMM*
                So much for nobody's that heartless ...

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                No he wouldn't. Deserting is a strong gesture, means you don't want to take part in the war, but it can be solely fear for yourself also. Most likely both

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'd still shoot and piss in his face during his dying moments.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean sure, if he survives till pow he'll pretty much guaranteed comfortable ~10 years of prison according to international law, or if he even manages to bring a tank or something like that to ukies, they'll probably even listen to him. But surviving into it isn't exactly granted, there's nothing stopping ukes from just leaving him bleeding on the ground alone in some ferest, or putting a few more bullets in him instead of bothering with his capture, it's not a war crime if he died in action.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking shill.
                It's Russia who hasn't been wanting to trade troops.
                Russia stole hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian citizens. Of course Ukraine wants POWs, that is why they are paying soldiers 1 million rubles to surrender.
                You low IQ, no business born, motherfucker!

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Easier said than done when you have Chechen subhumans pointing rifles at you

        You moitherfucker can shoot the chechens and then either desert or die, but pave the ground for your comrades to desert.

        Fucking idiots, always with the shitty excuses. You'd rather kill and rape Ukrainians than desert

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Mano a mano he should kill any and all Ukrainians for himself and his companions to survive.
          Put your virtue signaling up your arse. Survival is above all.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ukrainians went straight into sniper and machine gun fire during maidan, unarmed and only with aluminium shields

        Motherfucking russians are too pussy to even think about deserting without asking their chechen overlords first

        That's why Ukraine will win. They have stones, unlucky russian femboys

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >muh muh muh chechens

        Just off them you bitch

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, there's a Kadyrovtski 50 km behind me filming a TikTok.
        >Guess i have to rape Ukrainian pucci now

        lmao russians are so weak and pathetic

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >confirmed, Russians are now just Chechen puppets
        Then you can die in Ukraine your choice.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >He was away for a while during the start of the war. Maybe it was because he went to red forest to get the wood there and got radiation sickness
        The forbidden glow-in-the-dark wood that never rots, truly a trophy worthy of Shoigu's collection

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender, desert, kill the recruiters

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically if you get sent anon become an Abandoner and surrender to the Ukies.

    It's much better to risk that than eat a HIMAR rocket

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just surrender to the Ukies. You wont stand a chance against NATO weapons and armor

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you are sure youre gonna die, why not serve 10 years in prison as a draft dodger instead? Besides, you might actually dodge the draft long enough for it to be over

    P. S. It's what I plan on doing, fuck being a slave soldier. (St. Petersburg)

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why as a draft dodger? How many years do arson of a conscription center or fragging a putinist politician get you?

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    How big is you meteor collection?

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye anon. You will go back to the earth soon. Such is fate.

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Last resort - ask for asylum in some embassy or something but inb4 post fuck ton of anti monke and anti war stuff to get better PR..

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry you have no good options, anon. It sounds like the least bad course available to you is to simply refuse to fight.

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you go to Kazakhstan? Or get work somewhere else and don't register, I doubt the MPs will come looking for every single missing soldier

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    4 of clubs in helmet

    Do not desert alone, feel out accomplices

    Memorize ukrainian surrender hotline numbers. You don't want to be seen reading up on that shit on the front

    If you can get hold of a military vehicle, steal it while deserting

    Take note of all useful info you can share while in captivity. The more useful you are, the bettet your chances of not getting sent back

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Дepжиcь, бpaтoк.

    /мимo-Кpacнoяpcк/

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye
  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just leave m8, get out ? I don't see this bullshit lasting another 6 months, putin will get whacked soon, so you've just got to wait it out. I wish you well...

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get a tattoo of monke Putin on your ass while you still can. If you whip it out when you get captured, than they will be to busy laughing than to kill you.

  19. 3 days ago
    Maj. Kong

    Be the worst soldier you can be. Surrender at the first opportunity you get.
    Stop wiping your ass so you're less attractive as a target for rape.
    Kill a few RF officers if you can.

  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everything was fine until Ivan from Yakutsk died, >t.Ivan from Moscow

  21. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Desert at the first opportunity. Try to take a vehicle with you so you get that sweet bounty and start a new life.
    Don't worry about the Chechens, they can't shoot for shit.
    If you don't actively plan to desert you're going to die.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      He'll get 1 million rubles for just turning himself in. Follow proto and get that loot....run away to the west.

  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl now that it's gonna be conscripts fighting it kinda ruins the righteous vibe for me
    And please don't say the fuckers deserve it for being russian. I'm not a moderate

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you also cry when cows willingly walk into the slaughterhouse.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >cows willingly walk into the slaughterhouse
        Not knowingly, tho. Think before typing.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      Fucked thing is that monke's rhetoric says 'no conscripts' but 'reservists' includes literally every male who did their conscription before. 300k mobilized is only the beginning, by this definition of 'reservist' alone they can pull from like 25 million people

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        They promise that they will only mobilize people with combat experience for now, you may get out of this yet.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >the government wouldn’t lie
          >even though they have already conscripted 1,000 people for protesting
          You are delusional to think that any “reservist” is safe from conscription. There’s a reason all men from 18-65 can’t leave Russia legally.

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          I doubt there's 300k 'reservists' of mobilization age with combat experience available to mobilize ngl.

          Guys who fought in Chechnya now are too old, and we only sent very small small amount of kontraktniki to Syria or Donbas prior to current war

          This combined with how police are conscripting protesters they arrest makes me highly doubt the 'combat experience' thing

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          They hid that they can call up 1,000,000 people. Expect more when this fails but they won't ever announce how many they've taken.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The contract soldiers who willingly signed up for the Russian military are orcs who get off on the destruction, looting and rape. You celebrate them dying because they are evil.
      The conscripts are slaves, literally bred and raised to be incapable of protest or resistance to their government sending them off to die. They aren't soulless automatons of the hivemind like chinks, they're just poor sad fuckers who have had all ability to resist the government bred out of them. You celebrate them dying because it's an end to their misery.

      • 3 days ago
        Goodbye

        Kontraktniki prior to this war mostly did it for money tbh. If you live in shithole far east city it's probably the best opportunity you have. My family only survived 90s because my father joined the navy and served on submarines up in Murmansk

        However you are correct that the prisoner scum recruited on six month contract to wagner are lowest of the low orcs

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      People dying is sad, but Russians have had 6 months to tell monke to knock it off, revolt, riot, or do anything to make it clear that he'd be getting dragged out of his bunker and shot if he continued to escalate, and instead chose to keep their heads down and pray that it got better instead of doing something about it, all the while their army was destroying Ukraine and commiting warcrimes in occupied areas. Shocker, it didn't get better, and now there will be consequences for them.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        And if you plucked any man, any man or woman from Russia, completely randomly, they would all assure you that it's not their fault, that they're just a victim, that all their lives they've been beaten down and they never wanted any of this.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        And if you plucked any man, any man or woman from Russia, completely randomly, they would all assure you that it's not their fault, that they're just a victim, that all their lives they've been beaten down and they never wanted any of this.

        >dood just like go out in the streets and protest bro
        >so what if you get arrested, tortured and sent to a gulag
        >what do you mean you don't want to throw your entire life away for nothing you fucking selfish bastard I hope you die
        have you seen the footage from these anti-war protests? This shit isn't like in the western countries, the russian regime has no empathy
        like a 100 people max show up to the protests, that shit won't do anything, protests numbering in thousands matter but good luck organizing that when everyone is scared for their life

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          Same thing applies to westerner saying 'just molotov the voenkomat'

          people tried this hundreds of times and 99% they have been caught, FSB watch voenkomat like hawk now

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            There's other things to molotov that will cost a lot of time and money to fix and reduce the efficacy of the authorities. Police cars are usually easily accessible, for instance.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Except non-westerners have proven that it is possible to rise up against an oppressice regime.
            I haven't seen it a hundred times in Russia. Not even close. No one is fighting police. Protesters just stand there and are getting whisked away.
            The Molotov attacks on public buildings since the start of the war may still be in the single digits.
            I have seen more active fighting between antifa teenagers and police when G7 (formerly G8) was in town.
            Russian HOMO aren't even bothering to bring out the water cannons.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I think its just self respect. Some asshole in france sees not getting even more money vacation and benefits as enough of an affront to his way of life to go out and do something about it. But for russians you can take their kids, send them off to get raped by their superiors for a month before being killed, and they still won't take the chance of giving up the slaves existence they have to do something about it

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Russian HOMO aren't even bothering to bring out the water cannons

              god, russian protests are fucking ridiculous on a whole other level.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >b-but muh fsb!!!!!!!11!
            THOSE ARE FUCKING HUMANS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING moron YOU TAKE A CLUB AND SMASH HIS SKULL STUMP HIS BRAINS INTO THE GROUND AND SHIT ON HIS FUCKING CORPSE YOU LITTLE gay CATTLE
            God I hate russians.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >we're too scared to protest, that only happens in soft Western countries
          >what do you mean Iran has been beating cops in the street this week over them killing a woman?

          Good news! You now get to get almost arrested, raped instead of tortured, and then have your life ended quickly and violently instead of having a chance to survive the gulag. The best part is that because you've chosen to life as cattle and serfs, there is zero chance of your situation improving either so your death is completely meaningless and there is no way your children and family members will ever benefit from your sacrifice.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >no way your family members will ever benefit
            Well, that's not strictly true. They could get a Lada, or some groceries.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              True, but given how Russia hasn't even been paying soldiers wages for a while now, do you really think they're gonna pay out death benefits instead of just listing as MIA?

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                According to my father's friends in the navy, monke has only paid out 5 families who lost sons on moskva. Rest are listed MIA

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Post-saction Lada by the way, no imperialist western parts like airbags or electronic dashboard

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >no electronics
                So no central computer collecting your movement data and giving an error message and putting it in limp mode if you try to repair anything without the "official brand permitted technician" nulling the code? I hope they make plenty of them so I can import one for cheap when it's all over.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >haha no electronics now the CIA cannot track me
                >sweating 5 gallons per second because the lada has no air-conditioning
                >accidentally run a red light cuz no anti-lock breaking either
                >die when get hit by a truck cuz no airbags
                Russia car sales is down something like 80%, I'm sure if you want to buy one you can prob import it from Kazakhstan

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's easier to retrofit standalone luxury electronics onto a simple design than it is to try and remove malicious tech that's built-in and designed to weaponize your own car against you with an error message if you start removing electronic parts you don't like here and there from a modern car.

                I'd rather buy some 1000 dollar shitter and spend 10 times the car's price making it reliable and cyber secure than a 40k dollar piece of malicious tech where no amount of money can buy me out of the botnet bullshit.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                cars are inherently botnet due to automatic license plate readers, anyway. or maybe you're man enough to ride around with fake plates.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                A cop car happening to pass by you and scanning your plate info is a low tier security concern because some random cop is not going to follow you around and start collecting intel on an innocent person for no reason.

                It's much worse when, say, a government funded automobile factory builds an electric car where the company can install anything they want on it, see where it is whenever they want, disable it remotely if they want, and they work closely with the government. And even if you pay the full price and buy that thing as your "private property" you aren't allowed to turn those features off. That's the kind of dystopic situation I'm trying to avoid. I'm not trying to go 100% off the grid, I'm aiming to have some basic human privacy.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Cop cars? automatic license plate readers are on basically every major road artery and many major intersections.
                https://www.aclu.org/issues/privacy-technology/location-tracking/you-are-being-tracked

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit. I've seen the cop scanners that can tell by your plate whether your car is road legal, insurance is paid etc. but I didn't know about this. I hope this hasn't surfaced in the EU since we have slightly more privacy rights than burgers at least. There's a pretty good grassroots foundation to vandalizing traffic cameras and local gypsies will usually vandalize that shit for free or with a bit of encouragement anyway because their plate info is often fucked.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gypsies important part of the ecosystem

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                First time I've read something positive about them

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                They only do it to protect their own unlawful interests but in the case of traffic cameras the vandalism can end up being more useful to working people, because there's actually countries that fine you more based on how much you make money, so the government leeches the biggest fines off of working people.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >rich get fined more
                >this is somehow bad and hurts the working people
                You sound Russian or Romanian.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >hurry and drive fast to work in order to be a genuinely useful member to society
                >get punished 10x as hard as some unemployed druggie piece of shit
                That's a subhuman rule. I guess if you're rich enough you could have a rotation of broke guys as your personal driver driving illegally fast and pay them grey market. Then they drive into a camera and the fine is 200 instead of 5000. It's the hard working middle class who drive their own cars and don't have chauffeurs.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                like if doubling down on the weak and on the pieces of shit is a good thing for society
                >monkey mentality

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                How is it doubling down? I am not supporting increasing the minimum fine (which is what the unemployed get) I am just supporting leaving the middle class alone and giving them a break because they are the most innocent and valuable members of society. They deserve it.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                with that kind of reasoning i generally can agree. maybe then middle class even start pumping more kids...

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                if the fine is $100 and person A makes $2000 a month and person B makes $5000 a month then A has lost 5% of their income while B has lost 2%

                you aren't punishing B more by fining them more than A, you are punishing A more by fining them the same amount as B.

                You are allowing B to break the laws twice as often as A and still not face as much of a consequence

                This makes a society where being rich means you can ignore certain laws and making a mistake while poor can keep you down for longer than it would anyone else

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you are. The punishment is 200 for breaking the law and 4800 for going to work. If you didn't go to work you wouldn't get punished for 4800. You're being punished for working, no way around it.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                They always were.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                do you really though?

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                U wot m8?
                You realise that stand alone ECUs are a thing since decades? And a what a pain in the ass an air con install is in a unsuited car is?
                Going for a lada for that reason if you have a shitload of reliable classics/Youngtimer to choose from is kinda hilarious if they no tracking and all the luxury features you might want.
                A good 20 year old car will easily outdo a current Lada in that department

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Post-saction Lada by the way, no imperialist western parts like airbags or electronic dashboard

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          What a stupid post. In 1989 the college kids protesting at Tiananmen Square were facing down tanks. All you guys are up against are some drunk russians with riot gear.

          WAKE UP. STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING RUSSIAN AND DO SOMETHING.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Thousands got tortured and killed and they achieved nothing though

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              They showed the world the true face of the CCP. They are remembered and honored. It turned the hearts of millions against China for decades and still does. Only the Chinese have forgotten.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          No matter how many people you can gather, if all of them have been brainwashed into mindless submission for decades. There was a video from a protest after the start of the war with 30+ people running away from one (1) single cop. Maybe someone has it saved? The whole country is a lost cause, and I don’t know what needs to happen for them to get over their sheep mentality

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      They had 6 months to do something about it. Now the proof chickens have come to roost.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The invasion had like 70+ approval rating from the public. That's not from the Kremlin, but from a Western independent poll.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >And please don't say the fuckers deserve it for being russian.
      They deserve it for not rebelling.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        they're not rebelling because they're deep down chronic optimists used to being pathetic, living pathetic for generations by now.
        the only concept of decency, nobility, respect and self respect come from gopnik-prison mentality.
        their comunism was always good at micromanaging all this bs aspects of life all around them.

  23. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get a pistol
    Drive to border of Georgia
    Get out near border and walk over a non-normal crossing point
    Claim asylum
    Channel your inner Mexican. Drive to the border, get out and walk across away from the border guards. Do it at night. You can walk 12 miles in 5 hours no problem.

  24. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get povestka, check the address and burn the place. It's that simple.
    Buy some beer in glass bottles, gas canister and oil, drink beer and mix molotovs, wait until night, get to the place, throw molotovs into windows, get out. You can't get drafted if draft center where you was ordered to show up is suddenly burn to a crisp.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      Before you bail out, burn down the recruitment center in your city. Not only you would buy times, you could also help out your fellow citizens.

      FSB morons watch voenkomat like hawks 24/7 after many of these incidents

      https://i.imgur.com/1WnSHqq.png

      I'll be hoping you can get as far away from the Chechens & Ziggers for you to surrender and hope you don't get the Belarussian POW killers.

      Goodbye, Russ/k/ie. You were a real one.

      thanks man, you guys mean a lot to me

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >FSB morons watch voenkomat like hawks 24/7 after many of these incidents
        They just but a men, anon, not the smartest ones either tbh. Wait till they go to the toilet, make a distraction, burn the building from the other side from where they watch. There's so many ways, you wouldn't believe.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you get out of there. In the mean time, figure out how to surrender and memorize the guide to sabotage. They dont know how dumb and clumsy you can be. Best of luck.

  25. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Before you bail out, burn down the recruitment center in your city. Not only you would buy times, you could also help out your fellow citizens.

  26. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    So fighting in the Ukraine War sounds like a fucking miserable time, but how about the Second Russian Civil War? I think that could be just swell.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      At least I have a stake in that. Would gladly fight to see monke's head on a pike

      But with current pathetic state of 'opposition' I dont think it is possible

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why don’t you just get a backpack, fill it with supplies and drive to the Georgian border and walk across away from the guards? If there’s one thing living in the United States has taught me, it’s that borders are very easy to get across with minimal planning. Go claim asylum.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Start it yourself. Equip yourself up, take to the wilds, wait for an opportunity to gank a FSB operative or link up with another war-avoider. Build the thing piece by piece, man by man.

  27. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be hoping you can get as far away from the Chechens & Ziggers for you to surrender and hope you don't get the Belarussian POW killers.

    Goodbye, Russ/k/ie. You were a real one.

  28. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    At least your family will be able to buy a new car with the money they get from the government after you die.

  29. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bye bye, remember you won't be missed

  30. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the writing was on the wall for months. I am surprised how many people don't have exit plans for when the shit hits the fan or didn't just run when they had the chance. This shit was coming from a mile. Anyone with internet access could see it coming. If you are a brainwashed ruski in some rural village with no internet access, yeah sure. If you have internet, you had your chance to bail.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      Almost nobody thought he would go through with the mobilisation until it was too late tbh. Father was officer on attack submarine in the navy during the 90s and even he and his friends from that time were fucking shocked that this happened

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost nobody
        Pro Russians have been screaming for mobilization for months now.
        Anti Russians have been saying that Russia was about to mobilize.
        What do you think was going to happen? Russia withdraws?

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          Monke's strategy until 48 hrs ago has been to insulate the public from the war, the amount of telegram ziggers screaming for nukes is not a very big fraction of the population. Most people just wanted to get on with their lives and never thought he would have the guts to mobilise

          We were really fucking wrong

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Anyway, apparently people are being sent to the front without training. I think you should act fast before it is too late instead shitposting on PrepHole.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Most people just wanted to get on with their lives
            They had a choice. Ukrainians didn't.

            I hope millions of Russian fuckers perish violently and in 4K quality.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >We were really fucking wrong
            You were real fucking cucks. You had 30 years of mafia controlling your state and now suddenly you see the light. For fucks sake even chinks are probably less buckbroken then you russians are. You had so many opportunities to shit on your government that it's not even funny, but whenever you get the protest you guys just stand there and make selfies of how they arrest you, stupid morons it's not how you protest, police must be scared of you, not the other way around. When they try to arrest you, you must FUCKING BEAT THEM YOU DUMBFUCK, not staying aside screaming how unlawful their actions are, but take few guys from the crowd, catch one policeman at a time and FUCKING KICK HIM TO A PULP THAT STUPID moron, there's no other way around, that's how you exercise your liberties, by a violence. If you don't, you just a buckbroken cunt that deserves to die in Ukrainian ditch.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I can condense your entire post into one sentence:
              >Give me Liberty, or give me Death!

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Now people are starting to see the true meaning of that old slogan; if you do not demand Liberty, you will be given Death.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Or, it can mean:
                >if I'm dead either way, I would rather die a free man

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I watched a stream of the protest in Moscow yesterday. Some twink got whisked away by HOMO and he kept shouting "Why does no one do anything?!"
              The policemen and even passersby laughed at him. An actual hearty laugh by everyone who heard it, like it was the funniest joke they heard in a while.

              I have been saying it for a while now. I don't respect Russians as long as they burn conscription centers or start assassinating their slavemasters.
              If their patheticness would just impact their own country, I might have felt pity, but since it impacts so many other countries, not just Ukraine, I have no sympathy for them.

              People did something in all arab countries, north africa, now Iran, Hong Kong, twice in Ukraine, twice in Belarus, Kazakhstan, not too long ago. Some of these places are even harsher towards protesters.

              Only Russians are so buckbroken that they fail to do something natural that seemingly all other people just know how to do.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Belarusian opposition is just as cucked as Russian. You didn't see barricades, molotovs and SOBR being lynched in Minsk after Lukashenka got his 2345234th term two years ago did you

                same shitty protests that died out when people got bored

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Belarusian at least could escalate it to the point where luka was forced to call in foreign spooks to shoot at his own people. That alone puts them few steps above russians in my list.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                It probably would have been enough if Luka didn't call in Russians to mop the protests up.
                At least in Belarus they came out in high numbers.
                I am not even speqking about protests succeeding or not. By every metric the protests in Russia since the start of the war were just pathetic, despite so much bein on the line.
                More Russians came put to protest in 2012 when it was about pensions than stopping a genocidal war against a "brother nation".
                I know that this isn't a relevation, but it keeps baffling me that Russians aren't proper angry.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                This, there's a vid going around now of protests in Iran where they straight up mob a cop trying to start shit, it's terrifying, 30 people just running in from the edge of the frame to get their kick in. This is in a country that has had secret police disappearing people for at least a hundred years now. But even they still have enough humanity left to fight.
                Meanwhile in Russia they are just now starting to protest again because it seems they may be rounded up and sent to die.
                But then you have cows like

                [...]
                >dood just like go out in the streets and protest bro
                >so what if you get arrested, tortured and sent to a gulag
                >what do you mean you don't want to throw your entire life away for nothing you fucking selfish bastard I hope you die
                have you seen the footage from these anti-war protests? This shit isn't like in the western countries, the russian regime has no empathy
                like a 100 people max show up to the protests, that shit won't do anything, protests numbering in thousands matter but good luck organizing that when everyone is scared for their life

                who can't fathom even protesting let alone doing to their oppressors the same thing that they would happily do to them.

                Same thing applies to westerner saying 'just molotov the voenkomat'

                people tried this hundreds of times and 99% they have been caught, FSB watch voenkomat like hawk now

                You are choosing between being sent to die in ukraine or having to leave your family, friends and country because of the actions of those above you, when they have to choose between dying and continuing to take those actions they will stop

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Is Luka actually as bad as Putin though? Belarussians don't have to go to war and as long as there's food on the table and the old guy in a suit who's in charge is at least a little bit nationalistic then I wouldn't riot. Especially if there's any social libs in the rioter ranks, because any leader those people elect will be a thousand times more retarded than a classic selfish guy who hogs a couple extra terms.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Potato man gets a lot of flak for being legit retarded and so on, but it's pretty obvious he's only playing dumb. There's no way he would have stayed in power for so long if he wasn't real good at what he does

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >he's only playing dumb

                I don't know if I would go that far, but the riots reminded him that there are real consequences for him if he pushes things too far, namely being hung from a lightpost by his balls. Meanwhile, Putin has no reason to believe that anything bad is going to happen to him even if he continues to order 10s of thousands of young Russians to their death because they're so buck broken as a people.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Lukashenka does this funny impression as a simple village guy but he's pretty smart. Acting like boomer grandfather makes him seem harmless

                remember that he only signed on to union state agreement because he thought he could rule both Belarus and Russia

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >don't have to go to war
                Thanks to themselves, not him! He would've ordered his troops in by now if he was absolutely confident they wouldn't blow him away first.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I was part of that. After the election beatdowns when people learned about what happened and largest protests started everyone was ready to tear cops apart. I've seen people aggro on even road police stopping cars and forcing them to let the drivers go. Riot police tried to disperse the first large postelection protest but failed to even get out of their trucks and fucking hid. The problem was any leadership was beheaded and everyone listened to nexta who dropped the ball. After several weeks of this people got tired meanwhile the govt was nabbing anyone showing leadership in their own apartments. If there was a clash in the first couple weeks the cops would've gotten steamrolled but luka turned out to be more cunning than yanukovich and waited it out.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's how the Hong Kong protests got done in as well. The CCP was smart enough to keep all of its soldiers firmly in their barracks and let the city police wear the rioters down while nabbing the ideological leaders. Facing attrition and lacking concrete victories, the demonstrations naturally turned moribund and petered out, allowing the coup de grace of the National Security Act which provides a legal instrument to beat dissent to death.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Damn, you guys are definitely not cucked like us then

                I wish you guys well and that Lukashenka is killed like Qaddafi alongside putler

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/yvPrrjI.png

                what's with these pussy ass protests? these people are essentially being sent to their deaths, it should have escalated past peaceful protesting out of the gate.
                start busting out the molotovs, flip over vehicles, fucking do something other than taking selfies as if anybody cares. god damn sports hooligans are better at civil disobedience than these clowns.

                Exactly this. Russian “protests” were so pathetically laughable. No comparison to Ukrainian Maidans. This alone demonstrates a huge mentality difference between the two counties, no matter how much some people try to argue that all slavs are the same

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I personally think that deep down, even the anti-war Russians cling to the naive (but not entirely unjustified) belief that war is the very last chance their country has of remaining a great power, instead of decaying in peacetime. Even Navalny, the archenemy of Putin, harbours imperialistic sentiments beneath his liberal rhetoric. That desire to remain of consequence may be hamstringing their efforts to protest Putin's actions; it's the dissonance of knowing that if they were in his shoes, they'd likely do the same.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Navalny is a cuck and a grifter. He would be a zigger if it was profitable for him, wouldn't be surprised if he is an FSB plant outright

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                He's certainly a great actor for a plant. If he's not fit, then I hope someone else who is will rise. For Russia's sake, and for everyone's.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Frankly I don't care about Russian beliefs or rationale anymore. I will never understand it, despite learning a lot about it. Since the Russian psychology is without principles and values, they will change themselves at the drop of a dime to fit the situation.
                That's why I don't want them here. They spent the last two decades talking about evil HATO and Gayropa and now they want to come here under pretenses of political asylum? The second Russia will get themselves out of their mess a couple decades down the line, these very same people will again turn tail and become a security issue, only this time within Europe.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Even the Vietnam war had more protestors. And that had way less a death rate

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/yvPrrjI.png

              what's with these pussy ass protests? these people are essentially being sent to their deaths, it should have escalated past peaceful protesting out of the gate.
              start busting out the molotovs, flip over vehicles, fucking do something other than taking selfies as if anybody cares. god damn sports hooligans are better at civil disobedience than these clowns.

              https://i.imgur.com/yvPrrjI.png

              what's with these pussy ass protests? these people are essentially being sent to their deaths, it should have escalated past peaceful protesting out of the gate.
              start busting out the molotovs, flip over vehicles, fucking do something other than taking selfies as if anybody cares. god damn sports hooligans are better at civil disobedience than these clowns.

              Only one country in the world where every protests has more people filming than actually protesting, even the Chinese (see recent Henan bank protests) has more balls and they don't even have free internet

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic excuses. All the information at the fingertips and 0 exit strategy. You really trusted the words of a literal manic who started a war over nothing. Run now. There is still a chance but remember you had months to run B4 so if you get caught, blame yourself.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >and even he and his friends from that time were fucking shocked
        No shit when your government goes for
        >We're winning, we're totally winning, few days more and we win, they almost collapsed and we are winning, we killed so many of them and lost only so few, we are winning, don't believe who says otherwise it's a psyop, we almost won
        and then make
        >oh by the our survival now depends on it so we mobilizing 300k more man, we still winning btw

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        You supported a dictatorship for years and were perfectly content playing the world's bad guy and letting your countrymen rape and pillage their ways through Europe. You're just sad that it's not going well and now it's probably going to be your turn to go to the front.

        So long and if you make it out maybe don't fall for the same russia stronk propaganda that whoever will replace Putin will feed you 24/7

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately assumes someone living in a country supports the government

          Is this the power of first world education?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >immediately assumes someone living in a country supports the government
            Exactly.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Fucking Iranian durka durkas have more spine to stand up to their government then the Russians, as shown by the massive riots that have been happening because of something way less important then all the military aged men getting told their day on the front is coming soon. Keeping your head down and kowtowing to Putin instead of doing anything to resist is known as implicit support, anon. Where are the riots? Where are the Moltovs tossed through windows? How the fuck are you getting out riot'ed by a bunch of fucking uppity morons in the US who were sad about a drug addict overdosing in police custody?

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Even the Chinese still riot from time to time, even though they know if they ever got caught, they'd become living sources of organ harvesting

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I remember reading a story a while ago of a plainclothes cop unit somewhere in China which had been especially corrupt and brutal even for China, and one day their van was surrounded by a fuckload of locals, and the cops were beaten to death to a man.
                On some level, I want to believe their state is so fiercely repressive and intrusive because it genuinely fears what its people are capable of.
                Unlike the Russian one, which can apparently act with swaggering arrogance in whatever it does.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I never wanted any of this, I never supported Putin
            Yes, I'm sure we'll be hearing a lot more of that in the next months. Do you think it actually matters what you thought, and not what you did?

  31. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Chelyabinsk anon here. Not a zigger

    If you're a kacap, the only thing that matter is wether you have a pulse. If you do, you're not a good kacap yet.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      >Most people just wanted to get on with their lives
      They had a choice. Ukrainians didn't.

      I hope millions of Russian fuckers perish violently and in 4K quality.

      I hope history forgives us

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Vatniks are the equivalent of psychopaths now, that is, they're known for knowing how to manipulate other people. How do you expect ANYONE to take you seriously anymore?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck, and remember that if you decide to make this monke's problem, there is a big building in Langely full of people who'd love nothing more then to watch him get dragged into the streets and Gadafhi'ed, and I hear they've got a rather big budget and some fun toys they'd be willing to share.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          I seriously doubt glowies want to see Russia go the way of Libya. That would be quite the headache.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Russia is already a big headache, and unlike the Middle East there aren't a massive collection of already established armed non-state entities who've been fighting for control. The only big issue for the US would be swooping in to keep an eye on Russia's nuclear stockpiles during the process of revolution or balkanization, but that's certainly nothing that would put off the glowies from kneecapping Russia's antagonistic tendencies for the foreseeable future.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I forgive you russbro. I hope you make it out unharmed.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Eventually, it will. But it will never forget.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          What does history say of the Vandals or the Huns then? Have they been forgiven for their rapine across the breadth of Europe?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Considering no one has seriously considered elimination of the Germans despite their history of atrocities, and their current status as a 'friendly' nation, I'd say it can forgive pretty well. But of course, that's ultimately up to the victims.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ask the Germans how that will work out.
        They at least took responsibility and worked to stop that in the future. Tell me one time Russia admitted fault without qualification & I'll send you a pony.

  32. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    sorry man this just sucks. Don't trust what alot of the people here are saying, theres a pretty good chance that the ukrainians will just fuckin kill you. Best bet is to try to flee the country, maybe stay with friends/relatives if you can. Dodge as long as you can, or accept jail as a last resort. There is no guarentee that they ukies will treat you well, you could just get accidentally shot, blown up before you could surrender, or even killed by other russians.

  33. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you take thr bus and train to the Georgian border?

  34. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally contact the Ukies ahead of time and arrange your surrender on their arms forces site

  35. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    You let this happen.

    You were comfortable to let old men send boys to rape another country for a jingoistic thrill.
    For a few good headlines, you reaped hell on your fellow man. Now that they are at your door, you wish it to end, but it's too late.

    You are going to die screaming in a cold dark trench, because you neglected to control a tyrant.

    Now Putin wants a pound of flesh from you and yours, and you want to escape? What you are trying to avoid is what a million Ukrainian men have willingly done months ago. They are waiting for you, in Ukraine.

    Necessity begets bravery. Your people have forgotten what bravery entails, because this strongman has mislead you into a wholly unnecessary boondoggle. Nothing about this is important enough to die for, so your whole army and all it's people lack courage and honor and purpose to succeed. Just a national commitment to a lie, and you will die or be maimed on that lie.

    You should have abandoned Russia months ago. The best you can do is revolt. Turn on your oppressors. Reclaim your nation's courage, get to it.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly this
      Vatniks were perfectly fine supporting Great Leader as long as they themselves had no skin in the game, and only start crying for sympathy and fleeing once they're personally facing the same danger Great Leader has plunged the nation into.

      Fuck you Vatniks, you had your chance and now you're going to the trenchghettos

  36. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    the more bros find themselves in moscow the better, as soon as things build up and they inevitably will, the bros jump in and push for a russkji maidan.
    >moscow is the key
    just go there, survive there however you can and wait for the moment with others.
    good luck and don't die a pussy,

  37. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of luck OP

  38. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe grow some balls and do something? If you can't bring yourself to protest, at least run away?

  39. 3 days ago
    Anonymous.

    Just leave anon.
    Find a moment that you're not immediately under scrutiny. Keep your gun and a bottle of water with you. Claim you're going into the bushes to shit, or sneak off when no one's accounting for you.
    Hike away from Russian lines. Go Innawoods. Wander south. Stay off the roads and away from open areas to minimise chances of encountering Ukrainian forces or Drones.
    You can go weeks without food before your brain runs out of carbohydrates. You can only go a week or so without water, so following a river is not a bad idea.
    If you encounter Russians, great them promptly and happily, and assert that you've gotten lost after being engaged and separated and have been wandering for days looking to meet up. Absolutely play up the Patriotic soldier act. You are not whoever you are, you are the proudest Russian fighter alive in that moment.
    If you encounter Ukrainians, surrender by waving something white on a stick.
    If you find a village, go inside all peaceful like, weapon stowed, and visibly not a threat, to find out where you are and what you're doing.
    You can get through this Ruskianon. And when you do, tell us of your experiences.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stop giving advice to this gay and let him reap the consequences of his apathy. This is one of those same gays that has been spamming ZZZ VVVV HAHA COCKHOLES DIED for the past months, no matter how innocent they act now

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        nta but shitposting, no matter how obnoxious, is not a shootable offense in my book. Anyone who wants to get out should be helped to do so imo

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous.

        I do not care for angsty in group out group whining. I am good person. When people desire strife, I am patient. And when they desire help, I give what I can.
        Do not begrudge man for their past mistakes or potential errors. Holding a man back from success for the mistakes of their childhood is inefficient and petty.

  40. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    go hiking towards finland

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. You will be picked up by border guards in an hour after illegal crossing and then you can apply for asylum which should be easy to get approved it you have the conscription notice with you.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Finnish asylum policy is no longer that lax. You have to have evidence that you opposed Putin before they let you in. Otherwise they send you back, even if you have a draft order.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf I love Finland now.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          What counts as evidence, then? Footage of you protesting? Voting and criminal records? Social media history?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Stuff like that.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that evidence pretty easily made up though? If I want to run off to Finland why would I hesitate shouting "Fuck Putin" once or twice?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because the people who process you at the asylum center aren't fucking morons. If you show them a video of you shouting fuck Putin from a day ago, they will tell you to go back.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Shit, guess the people who only showed up for non-mobilisation rallies are going to have a reality check.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                They are all getting bused to voenkomat and conscripted anyway

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                All those retards were supposed to do was to fight some HOMOs with batons. Now they would need to fight ukies with tanks and arty instead. Can't be more ironic.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Going back to you, are you going to tell your parents about heading off to Kazakhstan? Are they willing to support you doing whatever it takes to evade the draft? Put simply, can you trust them or not?

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                I can trust them yeah. Primarily worried for them if police come knocking if I get povestka while out of country

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Is it at all possible to take them with you? As you said, it's likely they'll knock on their door, especially if they can't find you.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Better for them to just get out of town than go to Kazakhstan with me, two bedroom apartment will be more expensive than one bedroom one

                I will talk with them about this at dinner

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that sounds good. Also, you might want to discuss an alibi that they can give if the police start grilling them about you. Do you have any reliable friends who can assist you at all, or are you really going to do this completely alone? A lot can go wrong for a single traveller.

              • 3 days ago
                Goodbye

                Good points. I will see if I can get friends on board but going alone is still many times less dangerous than staying and getting conscripted

                Fair.
                [...]
                Oh. And housing prices here are around 400-500 bucks for ok apartments in good places.
                You can go down to 60 bucks a month if you're ok with a shithole (1920s era). Or even lower in some hostels or just with a room, of course.

                Me and my gf rent a 40sqm place 100 meters away from Didube for 400 + gas + electricity+ water. Around 425 all things considered.
                [...]
                Uzbekistan, Armenia, Kyrgyzstan and so on are options too. Tashkent is quite modern and certainly not a bad place to live. Bishkek is a village. Dushanbe is Dushanbe. Iran's an option too I guess. Cheap as fuck, easy to get into. Lived there for 6 months.

                Am Chelyabinsk. Flight to Georgia are like 350k due to rich spb and moscow kids buying all of them with parents money, rn thinking of just crossing southern border to Kazakhstan

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds good. Just stay away from Astana or Almaty. That is where all the Moscow and Peter kids will go and drive up prices.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you appear at a non mobilization rally and managed to escape arrest, Finland might let you in. I am talking about anon filming himself saying fuck Putin publicly a few times and thinking that counts. The hard part of course is making it to the border after attending any of those rallies.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve got the strategy. When stopped by Finnish guards, and you need to prove your value as a defector or political refugee, simply say: I post on PrepHole.

              >lol ebin :DDD
              >oh fug
              >shid I almodst shod you :DD

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Finns now explicitly return reservists to Russia. A lot of Russia's neighbors have started to adopt a "fuck you for letting this happen, now stay in there" attitude.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          They should intern them in temporary tent cities tbdesu. If they send them back, it just prolongs monke's agony, by allowing him to throw more snowmalians at the problem.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Russia needs to die though.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              It would die quicker if monke can't just keep plugging the holes in his sinking ship with more sadsack poorfags, until it finally goes under.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's not dying, and you're a strawman.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, Finns (and Balts, and Ukrainians and every other Eastern European) are not super smart.
            They let KGB and Stasi remnants run free through their countries to the point where they comprise most of the organised crime, half the media and in some cases (Bulgaria, Hungary, Romania) the de-facto government of the country.

            >how DARE you not granting me refuge for draft dodging! Guess Putin was right all along, you all need to be invaded!

            Not my point, but I don't doubt there will be some retards who will circle the wagons around Putin.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >and Balts, and Ukrainians and every other Eastern European) are not super smart.
              >They let KGB and Stasi remnants run free
              To be fair for most Eastern block countries, letting them run free was a necessary requirement for dropping communism without a bloodbath because you can bet they'd do it if their only alternative was the noose
              Bu still the question if it was really worth it comes up quite often

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                This, in Romania the KGB-aligned Securitate even instigated an ethnic riot in 1990, as warning to be left alone, or else.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >how DARE you not granting me refuge for draft dodging! Guess Putin was right all along, you all need to be invaded!

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao. You had months to prep and you waited for the shoe to drop before acting. Whose fault is it?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >you
            I'm just stating a fact.
            I'm not Russian and I don't live in Russia, I've just done business there. Putin should have swung from the rope in 1989, but that doesn't change the fact that Finns are being unreasonable. Baltic countries are small and can't afford to sort between refugees and FSB agents, but Finalnd can afford to set up some camps and go "Ok, if you're serious about opposing Putin, we'll train you and then ship you to Ukraine."

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Thats not what these people want though. They're just running from a fight and have no desire to just be on the opposite side of the fight.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it seems that they are really not that different from african nogs that come here just to leech welfare.
                I say we send them back if they are not willing to actually fight against Putinist regime.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                No, I propose switching them around. Send the Russians to Libya, send the Africans to Russia.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Those people don't actually oppose Putin. They just don't want to go to war. For people that actually oppose Putin, they grant them asylum.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao. You had months to prep and you waited for the shoe to drop before acting. Whose fault is it?

          >the sphincter is closing

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Finland still using KV-1s, Stahlhelms, and KP-61s in the 60s and 70s is so cool.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Finns-Who-Say-"Ni!" aesthetic

  41. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here's hoping this isn't an FSB honeypot intended to figure out exit strategies for draftees living in lower-tier Russian cities than the big two.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hide in a wood
      >Frag your officer or surrender at the first given chance
      >Run for the border
      Nothing new the FSB hasn't already figured out.

      • 3 days ago
        Goodbye

        FSB are also going to post this honeypot stuff on runet rather than PrepHole lol

  42. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you can make it to germany you can stay at my house here is throwaway email. Assuming Germcucks will accept a white refugee lol. U can pay rent by cleaning, my house is fucking disguting and i chainsmoke inside
    [email protected] > throwaway email i will cgheck occaisionally

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Okay FSB

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't the EU just nuked Russian visas?

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      I take back what I said about FSB not being here

      you guys really are desperate aren't you

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't you?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfucker you glow so hard I can see you over the horizon

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous
  43. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is forgetting Ukraine woods are probably covered in mines by now.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not AP which are banned. If you're a Russian General your fat arse might trip an AT mine but a leg is only a mobility kill when you're that obese.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Not AP which are banned

  44. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    So frag your bosses and surrender then defect and work your way to at least Europe. No reason exists for anyone without Interpol warrants to want to live in Russia.
    Emigrate. Russia has never in its history done anything for its people. Not under Tsar nor Stalinist nor Putinist. As a Russian you know reform is impossible but escape is not.

  45. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    what's with these pussy ass protests? these people are essentially being sent to their deaths, it should have escalated past peaceful protesting out of the gate.
    start busting out the molotovs, flip over vehicles, fucking do something other than taking selfies as if anybody cares. god damn sports hooligans are better at civil disobedience than these clowns.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Even Hong Kong made a better effort fighting against the Man. I still remember the amazing battle that was the Polytechnic University siege.

      https://time.com/5733614/hong-kong-polyu-siege-photos/

  46. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of training was there actually? Did you get lots of shooting and tactics training or was it really just building the officer's dacha the whole time?

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      Marching, drill and other stuff to look fancy was what we spent most 'training' on, only shot six rounds out of a rifle older than my father

      sexual assault and beatings was pretty common with older conscripts hazing newer conscripts who repeat the cycle etc

      it was mostly just sitting around, sometimes get cigarettes and shit from some kid selling through the fence

  47. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    y'all need to wake the fuck up

  48. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    China has the tankman as a reminder of what happens when you protest and still HK protested. Sure it didn't work out and got brain drained now but hey credit where credit is due.

  49. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you and a lot of other Russians suddenly stopped being ziggers since Putin's address, how quaint

  50. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is to pay a doctor to write that you have a bad back or something?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who could pay a doctor for bad back would have paid him to dodge conscription. They are mobilizing males who have been conscripted before. If you dodged conscription then, you are not getting mobilized now.

      • 3 days ago
        Goodbye

        Yeah. I already did my conscription in 2020 so I will get another povestka soon, rich kids who paid the doctor are going to be fine (for now)

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >If you dodged conscription then, you are not getting mobilized now.
        Really? Then Russia is more lax than Finland. Even here any discharge like that which causes you to avoid service is just a "discharge from peacetime training" and not a discharge from war duty if you read the print, even if it's bone problems or lung problems or whatever. I would be surprised if Russia lets them off so easy.

        • 3 days ago
          Goodbye

          Here you could just pay the voenkomat doctor 300k or so and he will declare you unfit

          current mobilization covers 'reservists' for now (which is just those who previously did conscription and couldn't evade it) so rich kids who bribed their way out are probably ok until monke throws another fit and expands the mobilization

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Hence partial mobilization and not full mobilization. If it is full, everyone gets mobilized. Fit or not. Hence why everyone rich is getting the fuck out while they can.

  51. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I will be dead for monke's ego
    You're already far ahead of the pack. Knowledge will set you free no matter what happens.

  52. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have wife, gf, sister, female cousin? Can you post their feet before you die? I'd hate for your legacy to die without being saved to my hard drive. I do it for you, anon. Bless you my child.

  53. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's the situation on the ground? How are people reacting?

  54. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go to fucking protests in MOSCOW and not in your bs city with 100 poor idiots waiting to be grabbed by cops in main square.
    >flood MOSCOW, and like zebras stick to the crowds, gather mass momentum.
    >day one nothing, find food in the trash but still stay there as many days/weeks as needed and stick to the crowds.
    >JUST DO IT
    otherwise go in hide in the forests with other bros until better moments to
    >STILL FUCKING DO IT

  55. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    So like... If you know you are going to die anyway, why not try kill the monkeh or other government officials?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      self preservation instincts

  56. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but really post the feet.

  57. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get the fuck out if you can anon, you aren't a zigger so have value to the world.

  58. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm not bad, i didn't want this to happen
    >also i did nothing prevent it happening or stop it
    do a backflip, gay

  59. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Have you heard about our lord and savoir car combs?

  60. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Chelyabinsk anon here
    1) Grab every last bit of cash. Also sell stuff you don't need. I'd say be ready until the upcoming monday
    2) If you got hair and/or beard, cut them off. You want to look as different as possible compared with your passport pic. Consider even getting different clothes and if you want to go the extra mile: Get a wig and female clothes.
    3) Get ready to sleeop outside. So you need appropriate caming gear for your general area these days.
    4) Put all your gear at a place where you can retrieve it. Not your home. Actually you should sleep at a different location (friends, extended family...) each night until you're ready.
    5) Drive south to the Kazakhstan border. If it's possible don't use your own vehicle. Get a friend's car or consider stealing one. DONT use public transportation. Don't leave at night or something. Be on the road when tons of other commuters are.
    6) After you crossed the border burn your passport. If you had much more time or connections you could try to get a fake one but since this won't work you need to camouflage your identity.
    7) Get to Astana and find a western embassy of your choice. If you want to, you can also use Ukraine's embassy (Zhyloy St 12, Nur-Sultan/Astana 020000) . Observe if there are kazakh cops and, if yes, if they check passports.
    8) If there are no real controls use a busy moment to get to the gate. Talk to the guards and tell tham that you're a Russian who dodged draft, who will face torture and probably death on return and that you want to apply for political assylum.
    9) If there are cops who are looking for guys like you, you need to wait for people leaving the embassy on foot or by car. Follow them and talk to them directly.

    Be aware the embassy part might not work the first time. It's possible that you need to ring the gate of a different countrie's embassy.
    It's up to you if you - in a real emergency - would lie to get your way into the embassy.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      But whatever you do:

      1) Do not tell anyone your real name or nationality. At least outside the embassies.
      2) Do not tell your friends or family when you're leaving or where you're heading to.
      3) Do not use major roads while you're still in Russia
      4) Do not cross the border with your vehicle. Think of the license plates. Dodge the car in walking distance of the border, then walk the rest and find a bus or hitch hike for Astana

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      But whatever you do:

      1) Do not tell anyone your real name or nationality. At least outside the embassies.
      2) Do not tell your friends or family when you're leaving or where you're heading to.
      3) Do not use major roads while you're still in Russia
      4) Do not cross the border with your vehicle. Think of the license plates. Dodge the car in walking distance of the border, then walk the rest and find a bus or hitch hike for Astana

      they need to go to moscow, not leave the country.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Get a wig and female clothes.
      i wouldn't do this since female clothes on a male frame would probably attract immediate attention
      disguising as an old man might be more effective if you can dye your hair/beard grey and get some tattered old man clothes or such

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        overall though unless you can do it well trying to wear a disguise might only make you look suHispanicious and more likely to get picked up on

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        get the babushka look

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm crying

  61. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Russian retard here. I'm not worried for myself, but for my best friend and for my ex-bf, who is a tiny, vulnerable guy. If any of them gets mobilized, I'll snap. I'm already close to snapping.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Your snapping is 23 years too late, but good luck.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        23 years ago i wasn't even in my father's balls yet...

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ex-bf
      gay
      well you're russian so kinda expected

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ex-bf
      Why worry? I thought homos like anal?
      Jokes aside though it's pretty grim for you lot, sorry bro.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they turn them both into Goulash.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just to make this absolutely clear: I mean it. In fact I hope the Ukrainians are genociding your entire subhuman ilk. You fuckers start caring only once it affects you directly, and not when they're digging up Ukrainian corpses down to the age of five that show clear signs of being tortured. You. Are. Complete. Subhumans. You don't deserve to walk the earth. And if I ever get in a position where I hold your country's fate in my hand I'll make sure that it gets fucking annihilated, and if that means thermonuclear warfare and WW3, then so be it. I'd rather rid the world of any and all live than to let you bunch of cockroaches roam the earth for but another day.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          stop blaming the muscovites for the brutalities inflicted by the siberian barbarians

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            The Muscovites _sent_ the Siberian barbarians.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            I won't. The only reason why those brutalities happen in the first place is because the Muscovites didn't bother storming the Kremlin and taking down the government. They are responsible for this, and they deserve to hang just as much as the factual perpetrators.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          This. Unless actively fighting the russian regime, you deserve azov making examples out of you.
          t. fellow moderate

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Never seen a more moderate man in my life

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Centrist Chad dropping bombs (not literally)

  62. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do not steal a fucking car.
    The number 1 rule when committing any crime is that you don't commit additional crimes.
    Beg or borrow. Consider hitchhiking. A missing car might alert the local police to you when they were previously oblivious.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how hitchhiking works in a place like Russia where trust in others has all but eroded over the past century
      but maybe hitching a ride in the back of a lorry until the last town before the border works

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid take.
      Not to say, I do encourage crime or taking somebody else's property.
      But.
      If you steal car by midnight, it won't be till morning when owner notices.
      By that time you have already ditched car on the border and are in Kazakhstan.
      Depending on the cop's honesty, by the end of the day, car could be already back to its owner.

      Consider this as unlawful lease.

      >Verification not required.

  63. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Ukrainians now you all down. This is the TV entertainment you all wanted and now you're getting a taste. Fuck you.

  64. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get your dick out and start masturbating at the mobilisation office. You'll either be instantly out of the army, or you'll get a cool nickname like "Handjob".

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      anon with that approach its more probable he ends up as a handjob worker for some officers or some shit

  65. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Feel terrible for the non-vatnik Ruskies who have to deal with this shit. Hope you can find a way out Ivan, I'll pray for you.

    • 3 days ago
      Goodbye

      Godspeed, anon. Wish you the best of luck an your journey

      thanks guys

  66. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Deserting is easy
    Deserting is fun
    Just break line of sight
    Then run run run

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Deserting is easy
      Deserting is fun
      Just wait till night
      Then run run run

  67. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck anon

  68. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a monastery and ask them to hide you. Say you don't want to kill

  69. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Godspeed anon, hope you can eventually return to a sane Russia.

  70. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    having to mobilize for an offensive war that you started and had 8 years to prepare for is honestly really pathetic

  71. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what, don't go to the barracks at any point, unless they drag you with police. Once you are in their custody getting out becomes a lot harder.

  72. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    more vatmorons ready to feed the blood god

    https://t.me/intelslava/37721

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